Hi minna! This is my first fic, done in joint with my brother, legolord91. Enjoy!

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PART 1

KH at Busch Gardens, VA

Sora sat up in bed on a warm spring morning, banging his head on the bunk above him in the process, having been woken by a loud explosion from the lower floor. Not that that was an uncommon thing when you lived in a giant house with two all-the-time crazy people and seven other part time crazies, and him of course. Axel and Ansem seemed to be working overtime, as the first explosion was quickly followed by another. Then came another quite different sound.

"YOU JERKS! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING! NOW THERE'S CEREAL ALL OVER THE PLACE. YOU'RE CLEANING IT UP THIS TIME!" Kairi's voice filtered through the door. Yep, buying a big place and inviting everyone to stay here had been a great idea.

"They're awfully early to have blown up something." Riku, in the top bunk, said with a sigh. Apparently, when Kairi had started yelling he had sat up so fast that he had banged his head on the ceiling.

"Yeah, but we're going to go to that amusement park today. They must just be excited." Sora replied.

"Well, just as long as Axel doesn't find the sugar we'll be fine."

Sora shuddered. "We'd better get down there, or Kairi'll kill'em."

Within five minutes they were both dressed and heading downstairs. On the stairs they ran into Riku Replica, or as they all called him Rep.

"I wouldn't go down there if I were you." Rep said. "Ansem got into Axel's Lucky Charms, and put them into the microwave. And guess what…Lucky charms can explode."

"So Kairi's in a mood." Sora finished.

"And she's making them scrape up all of it." Rep concluded all the while glaring at Riku, who was glaring back. Needless to say, they didn't like each other much.

"Well, we've got to, remember, we're going to go to that theme park, Busch Gardens, today for the first time." Riku said with another glare.

"I know, I'm going to wake up Cloud and Yuffie."

With that, Rep finished climbing the stairs, and Sora and Riku entered the kitchen. They immediately wished they hadn't. Kairi stood in the middle of the small, tiled room, supervising two boys, who were scrubbing the floor.

"This doesn't look like a simple microwave explosion." Riku observed.

"Of course it isn't just a microwave explosion." Kairi said scornfully. " Axel over there threw a tantrum because Mr. Darkness over there blew up his cereal. So he went and set every bit of food in the house on fire."

"Every bit?" Sora asked sadly.

"Every bit."

" If I can't have my Lucky Charms, no one can have their breakfast." Axel laughed happily.

"Shut up, and keep scrubbing." Kairi said, smacking him on his spiky, red head.

"Hurry up and finish scrubbing, we're going to Busch today and we still have to eat."

"Well whose up for Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits." Sora said smiling.

"I want my Lucky Charms." said Axel gloomily.

"Well if you finish we might get you some more Lucky Charms if Ansem doesn't blow them up again." Kairi said glaring at Ansem.

"I wouldn't have done it if he hadn't charbroiled my best voodoo doll yesterday." Ansem stated in his defense.

"It needed plastic surgery." Axel said innocently.

"We'll get you stuff for a new voodoo doll to just finish." Kairi sighed.

"Well we've got a bigger problem." said Rep coming into the kitchen.

"Worse than this?" Kairi said gesturing to the sticky cereal covered kitchen.

"Yeah Cloud won't get up" said Yuffie coming in to the kitchen.

"Let him sleep" Sephiroth said yawning as he entered.

"Yeah it's his problem if he misses the chance to go to that theme park" Leon said coming in after Sephiroth.

"We'll wake him after these two finish." said Kairi "In the meantime you two get dressed and Sephiroth get rid of those ridiculous pajamas."

"No! These pink bunny pajamas were all the rage last year!" Sephiroth said indignantly "FOR GIRL'S SEPH SO TAKE THOSE &# PJS OFF!" shouted Kairi

"Fine but I keep the underwear" Seph muttered "Finished" said Axel throwing the rag he was using in the clothes basket followed by Ansem

"Well, we'll go wake Cloud up, then we can go get those biscuit's" Sora said happily. So they climbed the stairs together to wake Cloud up.

"Cloud,Cloud,CLOUD!" Kairi shouted but Cloud wouldn't budge.

"Let me try." Seph said coming up with a six gallon bucket filled to the brim with water quietly he climbed the ladder bucket in hand and dumped it all on Cloud's face. It was amazing that every curse word known to man was said by Cloud

"YOU D# F#& B&!WHERE IS MY SWORD! HERE IT IS! WHO DID IT! SEPHIROTH YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, YOU F# B#!"Cloud yelled, chasing Seph around the room sword in hand, swinging it violently around and still cursing.

"Cloud calm down calm down or we can't go to Busch or get biscuits" Sora shouted over Cloud's cursing. Cloud stopped, panting slightly, still glaring at Sephiroth.

"We're getting biscuits? Why?" he asked.

"Well after Ansem destroyed the microwave, and Axel's Lucky Charms, Axel made a fire and used all the rest of the food as wood." Riku said sadly.

"All of it?" Cloud said in disbelief.

"All of it." Sora sighed "So we're going to get biscuits from Chick-Fil-A."

"Ok, let's go" Cloud said grinning. So they go across the street to Chick-Fil-A where they ordered a dozen chicken biscuits(even though Axel wanted more).

"Well, everyone happy?" Sora asked

"Yeah, but your paying the bill" said Yuffie.

"Why?"

"'Cause it was your idea."

"Fine you tightwads." Sora grumbled, placing a twenty dollar bill on the counter. Breakfast passed without any excitement(except for Cloud throwing his coffee dipped biscuit at Seph saying it was for the water he had dumped on his head this morning).

Then they boarded the bus to Busch Gardens.

"Well here we are!" Sora said happily "Busch Gardens. Leon did you bring the passes?"

"Yep, right here. Now let's see one for me, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Rep, Axel, Ansem, Seph, Cloud, and Yuffie" Leon said.

After the tickets(which allow them to get into any park in the U.S.) were given out they entered the park and walked up to the bag check.

"Let's see sunscreen, water, sunglasses, hats, and hair gel." Yuffie said checking the backpack she was carrying and showing the inspector. Except for a brief incident with Seph and Cloud refusing to give up their swords they got into the park.

"Where to first?" Sora asked.

"That way to Italy." said Riku.

"No, that way to Scotland." protested Rep.

"Well, let's split up. So who wants to go with Rep?" Sora asked. Leon, Yuffie, Cloud, and Kairi raised their hands. "Ok then Seph, Ansem, Axel, and I will go with Riku and we'll meet up in New France by that Alpengiest. But don't go on Apollo's chariot yet. We'll go on that together." Sora said happily.

And so they set off into the park, which would never be the same again.

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OK, First off, due to my amazing authoress powers the ages of the cast are: Sora, 15, Kairi, 15, Riku, 16, Rep, 16, Leon, 17, Yuffie, 16, Sephiroth, 17, Cloud 16, Ansem, 17, Axel, 17.

Sorry for not putting a better description of Busch in. I think it will be better next time. Basically, it's divided into sections named after countries. There's England, Ireland, Italy, New France(Canada), Scotland, and Germany. The cast will go through each of these.

Last thing, let's pretend, for the sake of the story, that it's practically deserted at the park. This pretty much never happens at any park I've been to, but just go with it.

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