Dear powers that be what was I thinking? Any ways, onto the disclaimer:
Kingdom Hearts does not belong to me, FF7 doesn't either. Neither does the
little doggy dude from taco time.
~The Chihuahua of Death~
Cloud was walking down the streets of Traverse town when suddenly...
"AHHH!!!! Get off of my leg you humping Chihuahua!"
A little Chihuahua started humping Clouds leg.
"Sorry dude." The little Chihuahua with a Mexican accent replied and wandered off to find more legs to hump.
Meanwhile at Hallow Bastion, a battle of wits was waging war on one another....
"GIMMIE A COOKIE, GODAMNIT!"
"No"
In the library, two people sat in front of the rose window. One of them with his arms crossed and pouting.
The other one, eating a cookie.
"Damnit! Sephiroth, you foozy! Give me a damn cookie already!"
Sephiroth looked up from his counting of a hundred licks to get all the cream filling of a cookie. "Foozy? Me? At least I don't let little boys with itty-bitty keys kick my ass!"
Ansem growled "At least I don't let clones of myself go screwing OTHER clones of myself!"
Sephrioth eyes narrowed "you leave Zack and Cloud out of this".
There was silence between the two until finally...
"GODAMNIT! I WANT A COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The screaming went on and on and on until finally....
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OW!"
Ansem rubbed the top of his head glaring at the person who had just thwacked his head.
"Will you two stop it!" roared Chibi-Sephy also known as Riku.
Sephiroth continued eating his cookies.
Ansem pointed at Riku's leg "you have a Chihuahua humping your leg."
Riku blinked.
Sephiroth grabbed a nearby stick and poked the thing clinging to Rikus leg.
Ansem quickly grabbed the cookies and licked all of them so Seph wouldn't want to eat them.
Riku slowly looked down at his leg.
"OMG! I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA HUMPING MY LEG! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Riku fainted.
Both Ansem and Seph watched as Riku fainted.
They ran away screaming.
End. Bwahahahahahaha XD.
~The Chihuahua of Death~
Cloud was walking down the streets of Traverse town when suddenly...
"AHHH!!!! Get off of my leg you humping Chihuahua!"
A little Chihuahua started humping Clouds leg.
"Sorry dude." The little Chihuahua with a Mexican accent replied and wandered off to find more legs to hump.
Meanwhile at Hallow Bastion, a battle of wits was waging war on one another....
"GIMMIE A COOKIE, GODAMNIT!"
"No"
In the library, two people sat in front of the rose window. One of them with his arms crossed and pouting.
The other one, eating a cookie.
"Damnit! Sephiroth, you foozy! Give me a damn cookie already!"
Sephiroth looked up from his counting of a hundred licks to get all the cream filling of a cookie. "Foozy? Me? At least I don't let little boys with itty-bitty keys kick my ass!"
Ansem growled "At least I don't let clones of myself go screwing OTHER clones of myself!"
Sephrioth eyes narrowed "you leave Zack and Cloud out of this".
There was silence between the two until finally...
"GODAMNIT! I WANT A COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The screaming went on and on and on until finally....
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OW!"
Ansem rubbed the top of his head glaring at the person who had just thwacked his head.
"Will you two stop it!" roared Chibi-Sephy also known as Riku.
Sephiroth continued eating his cookies.
Ansem pointed at Riku's leg "you have a Chihuahua humping your leg."
Riku blinked.
Sephiroth grabbed a nearby stick and poked the thing clinging to Rikus leg.
Ansem quickly grabbed the cookies and licked all of them so Seph wouldn't want to eat them.
Riku slowly looked down at his leg.
"OMG! I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA HUMPING MY LEG! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Riku fainted.
Both Ansem and Seph watched as Riku fainted.
They ran away screaming.
End. Bwahahahahahaha XD.