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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers.
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Contritum Canticum by Lionnfart reviews
"... of all the things he thought he would find in here, he did not expect a naked human to hold his gaze and look so *angry* of all things..." (A longfic Decepticons win AU with human slavery and G1 elements. Lots of surprise ships along the way, people. Previous title: Earth Pets. Cover Art: AshasCadence.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,933 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Megatron, OC] Optimus Prime, Soundwave
Collars and Chains by MissCHSparkles reviews
What if HotShot wasn't able to save Rad from Megatron and Megatron took Rad back to his base. Read on to find out what might have happened. Rated M to be safe, contains sexual content. Written by me and Mrs Bumblebee. Chapter 24 is actual chapter now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,116 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Megatron, Rad W.
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6958 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Emerald Fire by Emerald Charms reviews
The story of the Potters is well-known in the wizarding world. There is no adult, no child who doesn't know Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived. It's only natural that, when he finally comes to Hogwarts, great things are expected from him. Despite not having defeated Voldemort, Valerie is put under the same pressure. She is, after all, the sister of Harry Potter, isn't she?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., OC
A Queen for Joo! by Naganna reviews
It's Megatron's creation day and his loyal followers decide to get the Warlord a Queen. Someone small and pretty, with blue optics and a strong defiant personality...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,630 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Bumblebee, Megatron
Only You by Tigressa101 reviews
Megatron hates all of humanity but there's something about the one called Agent Fowler he finds rather intriguing. Unfortunately for Fowler, he is captured by Megatron who takes advantage of their time together. (Based on "Negotiations" by Fierceawakening; Megatron/Agent Fowler)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Megatron, W. Fowler] - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Tigressa101 reviews
Megatron/Will Lennox drabbles! (Rated M because the ratings are random and I can guarantee one's gonna be dark and/or lemon.)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - W. Lennox, Megatron - Complete
Mechanical Emotions by xStormyNightsx reviews
When Katalyn first discovered the jet in her fathers hanger, she didn t expect it to be an alien from another planet. She also didn t expect to fix, save and love it only to be deceived and hunted. Now pursued by a psychotic Decepticon, Katalyn finds safety and belonging at NEST. But perhaps she ll find something more in a certain Autobot leader. (Optimus Prime/OC/Soundwave)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,209 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Optimus Prime, OC] Soundwave
Last Cry of the Humans by LibraMoon reviews
Over 38 million. That is how many women they had demanded from Earth, but did not say why. She couldn't have been chosen. It had to be a mistake. There was something predatory about the way they watched them. Predator/Human. Eventual romance, action, drama, and a different sort of hunt. Artwork By SweetandSour1-80
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 118,053 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Human, Predator/Yautja
Between Heaven & Hell by doberman reviews
Brady Salter (reader/OC) is just an average girl. That is, until she's kidnapped as Megatron's pet. But has Megatron met his equal? Can loneliness truly consume even the most deep rooted hate? Mankind has grown to fear the Decepticon Tyrant, but what's a God to a non-believer?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Megatron, OC
Two Worlds, One War by articmadador reviews
The Autobots are banished from Earth and end up stranded on Cybertron, which is now a barren wasteland. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking for Earth and the human race. Without the Autobots there to defend them, the humans don't stand a chance. The Autobots may be stranded and the Decepticons are conquering Earth, but things are never as they seem. The real battle has only just begun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime, OC
Memento Mori by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
Overlord's training is almost complete when Megatron gives him a gift. Implied Overlord x Trepan
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Overlord - Complete
Stay by hidethemoon reviews
Barricade wants to know what's so special about the Witwicky boy, and he's determined to find out.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W., Barricade
Two Mic Drops And A Heart Attack by EmptyPaperFiller reviews
Jack and Liz have a important dinner party to attend while, Andrea and Lydia host a party of their own. *GREAT READ* For true 30 Rock fans. Set in an Alternate Universe. Mainly, years after Jack divorces Avery and before Liz meets Criss.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Liz L., Jack D., Jenna M., Tracy J. - Complete
Ransomed by Ziggy777 reviews
Set six years after Prisoner's Dilemma, Mr Curtain and the Ten Men have escaped prison and abduct Milligan, Number Two and Rhonda, leaving Mr Benedict with no option but to obey Mr Curtain's demands. Can Kate, Reynie, Sticky and Constance rescue them and stop Mr Curtain's plans? Features all characters but focuses slightly more on Kate :)
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Kate W., Sticky W., Reynie M., Constance C.
All the World's a Stage by Nightsta97 reviews
"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts" William Shakespeare said that and Caesar Flickerman can not agree more.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Pres. Snow, Caesar F.
Civilian Soldier by Pixiekatt reviews
Piper Lindley escapes after being held captive by the Decepticons. Finally free again, the only thing she wants is to go home and have the happy civilian life that she was almost denied. However, when she finds herself in the custody of the Autobots and her own government, Piper will have to decide what it's worth to forget the past and be the girl she once was, if she even can.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,965 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Sideswipe, OC
The Aftermath by thereichenbachpen reviews
After the events of the Prisoner's Dilemma, the members of the Mysterious Benedict Society are beginning to grow up. The beginnings of the teenage years bring confusion and mystery in and of itself, but how will they deal with the pressures of growing up when yet another adventure finds its way into their lives? (Spoilers for EEONB. K plus for minor violence. Some innocent Kaynie.)
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Kate W., Sticky W., Reynie M., Constance C. - Complete
Unfair Advantage by Ella Donelly reviews
He planned every detail out and she was playing into his trap as he wanted.  Just a little bit more to push her then he would have her as his slave for, well, forever.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Jareth, Sarah
The Delicate Illusion of Freedom by shortlived reviews
Earth under the unmerciful dominion of the Decepticons, Alexis' struggle for survival will be tried by captivity, deception and help from unlikely sources. But survival won't be enough. Not when the planet's greatest disaster has yet to transpire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 203,865 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Thundercracker, Alexis - Complete
United We Stand by mckeown reviews
Megatron was a gladiatorial slave, why would he condone any type of slavery? The Cybertron War is more than it appears, but neither side has any inkling to the other's point-of-view until the yellow scout Bumblebee gets bot-napped. An innocent mission to find energon mounts into more than either side can handle alone, they must unite or fall. Rated T for dark parts. 124,000 HITS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 125,157 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Raf E. - Complete
Here's Looking At You, Kid by Steve61 reviews
Elaine bets Jerry that she can do a stand-up comedy act as easily as he does; Kramer believes that the U.S. Government is spying on him; and George joins an exclusive members-only club under an assumed name.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
It Isn't Every Orn You Have A Human Around by Kibble Beast reviews
The Autobots have decided to temporarily leave their favourite human with the Decepticons! Unfortunately, Megatron's growing boy-obsession/ Sam's mental breakdowns/ Soundwave's creepiness/Starscream's complete hate don't get any better from there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,442 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sam W.
Enslavement by PixelTheLittlestFembot reviews
Prime Universe: Years have passed since the civil war that ripped Cybertron apart. Nowadays, it is nothing but a sore memory of the day the Autobots lost their freedom and were enslaved by the Decepticons. Their treatment is poor and many do not survive their poor treatment. A young Autobot femme tries to keep her helm down, but how can she when Megatron has caught sight of her?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014
Beautiful Tragedy by Ellanore Einstein reviews
G1Egyptian: Cybertron is ruled by a mighty cold sparked Pharaoh, Megatron but it is not the rumors of the son of Primus, a Prime could dethrone him and destroy his mighty empire but his mad obsession with the beautiful slave, Optimus. MegatronXOptimus Prime Review! Chap 12 is now up, updated as of 12/17/13!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,101 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
The Little Archive by GreyLiliy reviews
Rewind meets Overlord instead of Chromedome. (AU, G1/IDW Comics, MTMTE)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Overlord, Rewind] - Complete
Soundwave's Heart by Peaceblossom26 reviews
As Megatrons fortress falls, Soundwave must prepare for a new start. But someone is worried for him. Another ch. in my Soundwave/human friend series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Tentacle Snuggles by Thornwitch reviews
After accidental exposure to Seeker pharmaceuticals. Soundwave gets cuddly with a captured Autobot. Jazz is totally going to use this as blackmail material. Humor/Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Set Fire to the Rain by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-DOTM: In a world where humanity bows before its Decepticon masters, a power struggle with Sentinel Prime leads Megatron to look for a new pet. AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Megatron
This is how the world ends by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-DOTM. AU: The Decepticons were victorious, and the earth trembles beneath the shadow if its new masters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Sundering by Fierceawakening reviews
Ficlet for the commentfic party on Crimson Optics. The prompt was "Rumble/Frenzy - shenanigans," but it turned into this. Rumble muses on why using his piledrivers to "shake things up a little" on Earth is particularly awesome.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rumble - Complete
After the Fall by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
After the Decepticons win, Soundwave finds that both Jazz-and-Prowl and humanity still have a thing or two to teach him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Noblesse Oblige by Grand Phoenix reviews
This is His Victory. Their Victory. Millions of years have come and gone, and at long last the Decepticons have won the war. Megatron has won the war. Nothing can stop him now. All Hail Megatron tribute; What-If.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Megatron - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
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Alternate Beginning: Endings of Old and Beginnings New reviews
It is HIGHLY suggested that Endings of Old and Beginnings New is read first. An alternate beginning in which Megatron finds Eleanor first, at the onset of his conquest of Earth. Takes place during All Hail Megatron comic run and mixes in Bayverse elements. This is a part of my EOBN Oneshots Series.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 12/14/2017 - [Megatron, OC]
Endings of Old and Beginnings New reviews
The Autobots never arrived in time and the Decepticons now rule the Earth. The human race is enslaved and the last world leader is on the run. US President Eleanor Sherman was the first and last of her sex to hold her office. Megatron, with Earth under his iron fist, has resumed the search for his lost sparkmate. Very AU, Megatron x human OC. Rated M just to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 328,402 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 12/14/2016 - [Megatron, OC] - Complete
Dying of the Light reviews
All she knew was that there was another, quick addition to the "don't-do" list that every slave knew but some still went against. The actions written there could get you anywhere from losing rations to whipping to a simple laser hole in your head. Or, with the latest addition, they could make you disappear. The worst of all outcomes, she had believed. ADDON FOR MY OTHER FANFIC EOBN
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Complete
A New Car reviews
Stylist Grace Conroy wanted a new car. Soundwave was just on a mission and had to follow orders. But when the world as Grace knows it ends and she discovers humans are not alone, she resigns to her fate. MAJOR SPOILERS for my other story, Endings of Old and Beginnings New. This fic does not make any sense unless you have read that one first. Soundwave x human OC, movieverse AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2017 - [Soundwave, OC] - Complete
Skyfall reviews
The Autobots never came to Earth, and the Decepticons are free to conquer the planet. President Eleanor Sherman of the US watches as her world comes crumbling down, and a song comes back to her from a time when humans thought they were alone. Meant to be a side-story for my longer fanfic, Endings of Old and Beginnings New, but might work well on its own. Songifc, Movieverse AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2017 - T. Banachek, Blackout, Megatron, OC - Complete