thechokesonyouhide bio
 Author has written 36 stories for Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. American author, obsessed with the Joker way too much, and maybe a little deranged. Recently I cleaned up my account a bit and deleted some of the works I'm not super proud of, ones that I feel aren't conveying what I really want to write. I started this account when I was 16, and I can say with complete confidence that I've improved so much since then. I've taken a small hiatus from writing but I hope to start again soon, and hopefully I'll have more work that will knock you guys off your feet. As always, I love all my supporters so much. Without your reassurance, I would've never continued to publish my writing after the first few stories. Can't wait to have more amazing conversations with you guys. Yours, thechokesonyou |
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Daddy's Little Monster by simplescribe6 reviews
Joker/Harley lemon fic incorporating the few scenes of the movie into the narrative. Eventual smut, not immediate. Graphic depictions of violence and mature subject matter- be warned!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
A Harlequin's Tale by Lilpixiegirl2511 reviews
A unique Harley-centric origin story that delves into Harleen's mindset, past, family & career. It portrays how her relationship with the Joker developed over time as well as her eventual transformation into Harley Quinn. This is a more realistic look at the traditional Mad Love origin and includes many other characters from the DCU. M for lemons/violence. Please read and review.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,233 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Call of the Defiled by Uppity Bitch reviews
Caroline and Klaus decide to explore the more animalistic aspects of their relationship.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
When the Cat is Away by LemonJuicer reviews
What girl wouldn't go to these lengths to get Bruce Wayne? Batgirl decides to undergo a slight identity change in order to get the tall, dark and brooding vigilante that she can't get her mind off of. Explicit & Graphic Smut. Lemon. Batman x Batgirl. A little bit of love.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Stress Relief by LemonJuicer reviews
Batman is missing and Commisioner Gordon hasn't been taking it too well. Batgirl meets up with him and does her best to get her daddy back to his old self. Graphic incest. Explicit Smut. Lemon. Batgirl X Commisioner.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Barbara G., James G. - Complete
You Always Say More by Cyranothe2nd reviews
In bed, Batman gets downright talkative. Good thing Joker's such a good listener.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
I was an angel, living in the garden of evil by AbstractXXX reviews
Dark themed lemon. RAPE, ABUSE, VIOLENCE, TORTURE, INCEST. Damon and Elena. Damon has went off the deep end and Elena is in his sights.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,823 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Elena G., Damon S., Caroline F., Enzo
Harley's Punishment by Perversity reviews
When Harley fails to capture Batman, Joker comes up with a different kind of punishment. One his goons actually enjoy. (Warning: Contains Rape and Dubious Consent)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Harley Quinn - Complete
The Arkham Crucible by MisplacedObject reviews
Joker realizes the only way to get the Bat out of his way for a while is to degrade him in front of every Villain that counts. And oh, what fun this will be. Warning heavy smut in a all chapters!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Harvey D.
JXHQ: Don't Be Mad by Mrs.Volterra reviews
JokerXHarley oneshot. Set pre Arkham City videogame (SPOILERS). Harley Quinn has something to tell the Joker, but is afraid to. He's sick enough as he is, why would he need anything extra to worry about? R&R.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Harley Q., The Joker] - Complete
Suckers and Lollipops by thebooonnnnneee reviews
Harley loves The Joker, always has, always will. And the Joker loves...having her around. But sometimes things happen, and when you have to rely on outside sources, that's where it gets...messy. WARNING: Kinky/lemons/abuse/twisted/HarleyxJokerxScarecrow
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Insomnia by PrettyLittleMasochist reviews
Harley just can't seem to get to sleep and her insomnia stirs a little trouble leading to a few surprises and a little jealousy on her Puddin's part. Rated M for lemon, blood and language. DISCLAIMER! Story contains reference to the movie dirty dancing. I DO NOT OWN BATMAN NOR THE MOVIE DIRTY DANCING.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Even Bats Fall by BlueBastard reviews
Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
In your Shoes by PrettyLittleMasochist reviews
Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Klaroline lemon by tvd-feels reviews
After having an erotic dream about Klaus, Caroline finally realizes theres nothing more to deny; She wants Klaus, and she needs him in more than one way.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2013
S&M by Miss Crimson Darkness reviews
Harley and Joker, making out then it goes a little sour. Oneshot Reviews are appreciated. :D Enjoy! "Sequel" to Bad Romance. The tie in is very small, but both can be read as stand-alones.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Best Medicine by StellaNoir reviews
Warning: Rated for violence, sexuality, and twisted love. What happens when both Harley Quinn and the Joker are brought into Arkham? Go deeper into the relationship between Harley and the Joker, and taste the twists and turns while you're there. Based on Heath's Joker, and TDK Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,794 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Treat You by idiot-wind89 reviews
Caroline plays Klaus's nurse. Smut. One-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
The Downside of Comedy by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When Harley Quinn is removed from his life, the Joker is forced to consider why he misses his favorite punchline, and why the jokes that are Harley and Batman matter so much to him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
This Kind of Rush by KaylieMarie reviews
Caroline has vividly daydreamed about Klaus. Klaroline. Lemon. Posted from Tumblr.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Cupcakes With Sprinkles by EmperorJoker09 reviews
Someone found something that was very close to somebody else. Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Good Guy by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
SerenaPotterSailorMoon sent me a challenge to write a story where Batman and Harley Quinn are a couple. This is the result, which I hope will satisfy both the Batman/Harley shipper in her and the Joker/Harley shipper in me! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Harley's Wild by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out again. Poison Ivy, tired of the endless cycle, tries to make Harley stand up to him, and, surprisingly, it works. Harley dumps him, which Joker doesn't find very funny.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
The Love of My Existence by Karli M. Roberts reviews
When a hard downpour strikes Mystic Falls, Klaus is shocked to find a wet Caroline on his doorstep... Lemons ahead! MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE. This is a Depressed Klaus fic, but it ends happy. I promise! ; READ AND REVIEW PLEASE! ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Trouble for Me by gabby227 reviews
Klaus is in the Grill, and all over some blonde bimbo. Caroline can fix that. Klaus/Caroline, but mentions Damon/Caroline. one-shot. Caroline POV. Warning: there is smut in this fic. Rated M for a reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Forget Me Not by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
Damon compels Elena; over and over. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Abortion by h e l l b r o k e reviews
"Harley, when did you stop trusting me?" The Joker finally discovers how far Harley can be pushed- resulting in an event he would rather forget.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Joker - Complete
Going Down by Words of Heresy reviews
This is heavy Batman/ Joker SLASH. Ok this fic has been revamped, I bought it over from my other account and added that last tie-in chapter ppl have been begging me for...that was 3 years ago :-S... hope some of you are still out there... crickets
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
You Serious? by Mistress Taru reviews
Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Bitter Warmth by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
dark Damon fic. Elena walks in on Damon with a bloody mouth. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Acknowledgement by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
Harley asked in a whisper, "Did he?" The Joker nodded. Oneshot Follow-up to Stare. Harley/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Joker - Complete
Stare by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
He had looked demonic and she wasn't able to keep her eyes off him. Harley/Joker Oneshot?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Joker - Complete
Caged by sevenofmine reviews
Just a one shot about Jack and Lisa in the restrooms in the plane and Lisa's thoughts about the situation.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Next Go Round by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
request story; Dark Damon. Damon can't stand to listen to Elena and Stefan make love anymore. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Repression by auriellis reviews
A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,744 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Joker - Complete
At Least by DyinggFlower reviews
He remembered, and for Harley Quinn, that's more than enough. BTAS verse. Written out of boredom, on no sleep, and horribly out of character. Enjoy this erotic trash. Lemon/Oneshot. (Formerly titled "Pleasure and Pain Go Hand in Hand")
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
TAKING WHAT YOU WANT by lovinghannibal reviews
Follows Hannibal movie canon although instead of taking his hand, Hannibal takes Clarice. Rated M for sexual situations. FAIR WARNING:If you don't like lemons don't waste your time! If you love lemons! Enjoy!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Love is a Scary Thing by xxTwasADreamxx reviews
They know that love is a very scary thing. A short one shot between Batman and the Joker, slight smut and slash, don't like don't read!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
What It Was That Made You Strong by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"Bruce's body is huge, empirically bigger than Joker's. Joker doesn't think about it much because usually, he's the deadlier of the two. But if he's honest, he loves the size of Bruce..." Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, PWP, strongman kink, mind the rating
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Did We Not Choose Each Other by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Was it the dancing? Warnings: Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker, sex, language, bottom Bruce, angst, straight up PWP. This is set in the same universe as 'Mine Is The Heart I Will Save,' right after the hotel scene, but can be read as a stand alone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Never Be Brought Down by Cyranothe2nd reviews
A companion piece to 'Turning Tables.' The morning after...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Safety First by Mertiya reviews
Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Turning Tables by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Losing Sight by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"Their bodies know the truth of things, even when their brains do not." Batman has disappeared. Joker aims to find out why. B/J slash, NC-17 for sex, violence. Please mind the warnings and rating. Sequel called 'Laughing at the Sorry State I'm In' can also be found on this site.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Entertainment by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
Whenever the Joker was bored, he'd turn his attentions to Harley. M for abuse
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Villain by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
When Bruce looked at Harley Quinn, it was the only time he had ever wished he could be the villain. Lemon
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
All About Giving by adoorbellrings reviews
Damon interrupts Elena's phone conversation with Stefan in a rather uncouth way. D/E, lemon-y.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Haven by Alex Snape reviews
The night The Joker finally brought Harley home. Random fluff. Rated M for language and graphic sexual content...enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Outside of Time by Lady Vignette reviews
Their torrid little affair has bee going on for awhile now, but The Joker has taken things too far this time. Established Batman/Joker slash, set during The Dark Knight. PWmuchP.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Snowbat by ghostboi reviews
Batman/Joker. PWP. Bats & Joker out in the cold. This were inspired by a piece of uber gorgeous fanart on LJ. Link to art included. Uh, forgive the horrid title. m/m slash and a Dom!Bat. Complete.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mine Is The Heart I Will Save by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"You know there's nothin' I wouldn't do for ya, Bats. If you'd just bend a little." Joker makes an offer that Batman cannot refuse. Batman/Joker slash, Nolan-verse, sex, violence, language, angsty!Bats, drunk!Bats, gentle!Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Ending It: How I Got These Scars by Ash M. Knight reviews
A graphic depiction of what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object. The Joker's name in this fic is Jack. Batman/Joker Slash. Warning: Extreme violence/rape.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Sick Day by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker is sick! No, really...he's sick, and Harley tries to make him feel better. Rated M for language. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFF!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Attention by Alex Snape reviews
All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
When I Think About You by Lady Vignette reviews
The Joker works off his sexual tension in an unusual way. Batman/Joker slash, Masturbation. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
It's Just Another Day by Alex Snape reviews
It may just be another day...but it means a lot to Harley. Another random one...FLUFF! My first T rated fic! What! For one utterance of a swear, ha! Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Trust by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker's trust is a very valuable yet fragile thing...as Harley will soon discover. NOT A ONESHOT! Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, sexual content, and very graphic abuse. This is based off an event mentioned in On Her Own.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Puddin' by pathera reviews
When she calls him puddin' oh he just wants to destroy her. But when HE says it...things are different. Joker/Harley, Joker/Batman slash, one-shot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Perfection by Kim Starfish reviews
Purely a giftfic for princessbee. A "first time"/early relationship piece, solely inspired by her writing. I may never be able to match it, but I can have fun trying.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Tape One Shot by Calamity in Motion reviews
What seems to be another of the Joker's hostage tapes turns into something COMPLETELY different. Harley/Joker Warning for Smexin'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Better Every Time by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
A kinky night in an odd place. Graphic Joker/Crane. R & R please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
On Her Own by Alex Snape reviews
Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Visiting Hours by Jokerfest reviews
NEW CHAPTER UP! Batman wanted...no needed to see Joker. A little sneak into the cell won't hurt after all he is Batman. And the screaming...well they're in Arkham who's going to care? WARNING: Slash, language, very obvious smut Batman/Joker/Scarecrow
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,448 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
Are We Having Fun Yet? by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
Jonny certainly isn't. Inspired by "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback. Joker/Crane Origin Story #3, after "Newfound Desires" and "Bruises". GRAPHIC Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Her Favorite Patient by A.B. Trerron reviews
“Your goal is to get into my head, to pick me apart like roadkill because I'm 'abnormal'. But everyone knows that most shrinks are crazier than their patients. So I can't help but wonder, what's your baggage?" Joker/Harley Warning: Non-con
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Pet Me by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
This was insane. This was bad behavior. VERY bad behavior. . .Then why was he doing this in the first place? Joker/Crane slash. Slightly OoC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Dessert by Alex Snape reviews
Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/10/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Turning Point by princessebee reviews
An "early in the relationship" tale, Harley and the Joker hit a turning point and Harley becomes aware of some basic truths.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
One Small Favor by Lightshade reviews
A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Patience by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker returns home to Harley one night, feeling as he always does...right? Why is he feeling different tonight? Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rated M for language. Fluff? I don't know...you tell me.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/11/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Do Not Disturb by White Russian reviews
Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Joker's Marionette by eternallost reviews
An interesting night between the Joker and Harley Quinn. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Joker - Complete
That's It by HELDRACONIS reviews
Batman gives Joker what he has been asking for. This is a Batman/Joker slash fic so if this type of thing offends you then please don't read it. Mature readers only.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Bound by CayshaGriffin reviews
Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others. Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Love is by Alex Snape reviews
Just what is love between The Joker and Harley? It's their own unique brand, actually. See what happens when Mistah J's love for her is questioned. Rated M for swearing and violence. Nolanverse Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Controlled Settings by Beatrice Otter reviews
The Joker, in Arkham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Two Way Mirror by AlexPrime reviews
Due to an explosion on the other side of Major Crimes, Batman watches The Joker in his cell using the Two-Way Mirror. Of course, Joker makes things interesting by putting on a little show and drawing an unwilling Batman into it. Oneshot, Bat/Joker Slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
His by Kim Starfish reviews
Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Phone Call by Alex Snape reviews
Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: By His Hand by princessebee reviews
Harley has suffered a loss and she is trying to conceal it from her beloved Mistah J. No chance.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Every Me and Every You by PoisonComeUndone reviews
Batman/Joker. Slash. Sometimes, hate and love really are closer than we think, and hate and need are even closer than that. Obsession might not be healthy, but since when have either of them ever been healthy?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
JxHQ: To Twist the Knife by princessebee reviews
So this was the game: how could he break her heart today? The Joker toys with Harley's mind. Warnings for psychological abuse.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: One Evening by princessebee reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Prepare Yourself by harlequin90 reviews
Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Bachelorhood by princessebee reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Underneath It All by CayshaGriffin reviews
What happens when the masks come off? Mature Batman/Joker slash. You have been warned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Natural Progression by harlequin90 reviews
Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
A Brief Reminder: Joker and Harley one shot by Calamity in Motion reviews
Harley Quinn gets an unexpected visit in her new cell at Arkham, but it isn't quite the romantic reunion she'd hoped for. -Ace in the Hole- Harley one shot. Rated for Language and Strong Sexual Content. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Penance by princessebee reviews
Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Smile by princessebee reviews
He's got a smile on his face and she put it there. Drabblish.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Twisted Hearts by ArsenicAngele reviews
Harley/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Surprise, Bats by ghostboi reviews
Batman/Joker. Nolan.verse/TDK. fulfilling a request on the Batman Kink Meme; "Bats/Joker: fingersucking/sex.noises". Rated M for slashy.ness
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2008
The Jokers Obsession by MyFallOutRomance reviews
The Batman and the Joker are fighting in the alley way and discover things...on how the Joker confuses pain with pleasure. Contains very EXPLICT content. Joker/Batman SLASH.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
JxHQ: Assuage by princessebee reviews
When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Sold by princessebee reviews
Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Raiment by princessebee reviews
No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Celebrity by princessebee reviews
The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Gameplay by princessebee reviews
Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Exploitation Show by princessebee reviews
Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Quick Learner by princessebee reviews
Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Fetish by princessebee reviews
He was her fetish. It was as simple as that. It was a matter of all the little things, and all the little things made up him. Written for lj community psych 30's 'fetish' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Ask Me No Secrets by princessebee reviews
Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Bubblebath by princessebee reviews
Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Coveting Clarice by Sullen Kitty reviews
Oneshot. Hannibal mulls over his strange relationship with Clarice.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Satisfaction by princessebee reviews
A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Scorpion by Cyranothe2nd reviews
A twist on the Hannibal ending.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2003
Sogno by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Vingette of Carice's feeling after the events in Hannibal
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2002
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People Skills reviews
(Classic Joker, TDK Bruce, imagine Harley as you may.) Joker hears a rumor that Bruce's company, Wayne Tech is supplying Batman with his gadgets. What's a clown to do other than kidnap Bruce and torture the information out of him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
Welcome to the Madhouse
A series of short drabbles exploring the behind-the-scenes of the Arkham Asylum video game. For a more detailed synopsis, see the beginning of the first chapter!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Harley Q., Dr. Young
Bruce Wayne: Arkham Asylum reviews
What if the Gotham rogues were all in an alternate reality? What if Batman was the one who was insane? What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel and Dr. Jack Kerr were his doctors? Rated M for cursing and future smut.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
JXHQ: Round Two reviews
(Nolanverse.) It's been six months since the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum with his harlequin at his side... But now they've both been incarcerated, and it's Harley's first time in the straight jacket. In much of the same style as it's predecessor, Square One, this story is filled with short snippets of chapters, filled to the brim with internal dialogue and wonderful depravity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Joker
Colder Than My Heart reviews
A short story based off a conversation overheard in Arkham City. Intrigued by the idea of Joker telling his thugs to burn off the new recruits skin, I decided to elaborate. Pieces of conversation are taken and inspired from Arkham Asylum, which I'm sure you'll quickly pick up on if you've played the games as much as I have! Harley Quinn does have a cameo... Enjoy. :)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2016
JXHQ: Damage reviews
(Ayer-verse.) Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first session with the Joker. Drabble-ish. May continue later in the future, but I don't want to write too much with Leto's Joker before I know him better. Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Soul Music reviews
(Comic-verse.) Drabble about Joker and Harley, and one of their evil schemes. Slightly fluffy, a little romantic, and very classic J.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harley Quinn, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Red reviews
(Suicide Squad, Ayerverse.) This is my take on the few scenes we saw of Joker/Harley's origin in the new Suicide Squad trailer! Very dark, but isn't that the best way to be?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXBM: Fuck Me Like An Animal reviews
A little drabble I wrote while listening to Nine Inch Nail's song "Closer" about Joker and Batman's relationship and what exactly it entails. Not on the romantic side. Do not read if you're easily offended or are bothered by slash. Very graphic and dark, but if you're into that kind of thing like I am, you'll definitely enjoy this.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2015
JXBM: The Black and White of Right and Wrong reviews
(Post defined-relationship.) Bruce hasn't seen his ex-lover and life long arch nemesis, The Joker, in months. After months of brutal fighting and even worse, hateful 'love making', the clown is back, and it seems he's here to stay... Warnings for graphic smut, violence and cursing. Rated M for a reason, kiddies. Not a oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
JXHQ: Muse reviews
(Nolanverse!) Harley ponders over the act of her first kill and her relationship with our favorite madman. Drabble-ish. Enjoy! Rated T for mentions of violence, and because TDK was rated PG-13 and there's no PG-13 rating...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Joker - Complete
JXHQ: The Exhibition reviews
(Comicverse.) When the Joker captures Batgirl, Harley can't help but feel a little jealous. When she goes to confront her Puddin' about it, he decides he'll just take it out on her, instead. And make the Bat Brat watch. The exhibition leads to weeks of manipulation, destroying what was once Gotham's defender and shaping her into something new. (DARK FIC.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,715 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
JXHQ: Pros and Cons reviews
(Nolanverse.) This is a oneshot continuation in the universe of my other story Square One, told from the Joker's perspective. It's been only over a month since Harley has been living with the Joker. This oneshot is filled with the Joker internalizing about having Harley at home with him. (SMUT.) Reviews are great, flames are not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Revelation reviews
(Nolan-verse! Isn't J the cutest?) Harley Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire, and isn't sure that she wants it anymore..
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Square One reviews
(Nolanverse.) "It all suddenly made so much sense. My reluctance to break out just yet... There was a greater purpose here in Arkham, something even I couldn't know. And here she was." Through a series of short chapters based during the Joker's sessions with Harleen Quinzel, the Joker lets us in on the thoughts that go on inside of his mind. How will he play with his new toy?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JXBM: Unstoppable Forces reviews
(Very graphic slash!) The Joker has not seen Batman in months, even after escaping Arkham. Where is his Bat hiding? Why isn't he coming out to play? When he finally comes face-to-face with his favorite immovable object, how will he react? How will the Batman react? Read to find out...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Happy reviews
A short oneshot told from the perspective of one Joker's henchmen, during the events of the Dark Knight. Happy, a schizophrenic employee of our favorite clown guides us through one of his darkest moments under the Joker's wing. With no bright lights... And no Christmas. (Rated M for gore and violence.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2015
JXBM: Belonging reviews
Rage turned into passion. Passion became lust. And now... Lust was becoming something more, wasn't it? After too long without a fix of his favorite drug, Bruce goes to visit Joker in Arkham. (SLASH. Do not read if you're uncomfortable with smut and/or homosexuality.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Jealousy reviews
(Nolanverse!) When Harley spends a little too much time with Poison Ivy, the Joker gets a little jealous. When Harley talks back, heh, heh, well... (Non con smut, rape/abuse/humil, etc. Don't read if you're bothered by these themes.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
BGxBM: Tension reviews
Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne had never realized the sexual tension that stretched between them, waiting to be snapped. When they finally have the opportunity to act on those emotions, what becomes of the Bat Family? Will Barbara leave Dick for Bruce, or will she use the situation to her advantage, to satiate her new found dark, deranged desires?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,265 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, J. Crane/Scarecrow
JXHQ: Silence reviews
(Nolan-verse!) Fluff piece about our two favorite clowns. When Harley's around, she's irritating, and when she's gone... It's even worse. Short and very sweet.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXBM: Attention reviews
(Comic-verse.) Batman comes to visit the Joker in his cell one night... But it isn't for the friendly chat the Joker hopes for. Instead, he starts to interrogate him as to the whereabouts of Harley Quinn. How will Joker react when he realizes that the Bat's focus isn't on him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Rationality reviews
(Cartoon/Comic universe.) Purely a giftfic for AMadLove! An early in the relationship piece based off of Britney Spears' song 'Criminal'. Harley internalizes about being with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Delirium reviews
Arkham City story. The Joker is sick and Harley's only goal is to make him feel better, no matter what the way. (Graphic smut, not violent for once, but still for mature audiences.)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2015 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
JXHQ: Do Your Friends Call You Harley? reviews
Set during the events of Arkham City. Harley Quinn can't stop thinking about what will happen when the Joker finally succumbs to his illness. (Very fluffy, romantic and emotional.)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2015 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
JXHQ: Preoccupied reviews
(Comic/Cartoon universe.) Joker can't help but think about hurting her. She's just... so... tempting. (Subtle and sensual, references to abuse and sexuality.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Crime and Punishment reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) Harley has threatened to leave the Joker and the rage of possessiveness takes over his mind. (Graphic smut, psychological and physical abuse, nonconsensual sex. Don't read if you aren't comfortable with these themes!)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Knives and Lint reviews
(Nolan-verse with hints of Batman: Arkham Games.) Harleen Quinzel, a resident psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum is suddenly thrown into a world of chaos when a super criminal, named The Joker shows up - and wants her as his psychiatrist. Harleen watches as her sanity slowly fades away and is destroyed, resulting in the birth of the Joker's new flame... Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Harley Quinn, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
JXHQ: Even Clowns Get Scared reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker and Harley.) The Joker has a very disturbing dream, which results in a lot of fluff that he'll probably regret later on...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Daydreams reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) The Joker is in therapy with Harley Quinzel, and can't help but think about what would happen if he was out of his cuffs...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JXHQ: Come Christmas Day reviews
(Arkham Origins Joker/Harley.) It's been eight years since the fateful Christmas eve that the Batman met the Joker. The Joker is in the Gotham Royal Hotel, awaiting the time to commence his new Christmas plan, as he reminisces.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
JXHQ: Observations reviews
(Nolan-verse.) Trapped in Arkham Asylum, the only thing that can keep the Joker's attentions is his beautiful psychiatrist. But why was he noticing everything about her? What was it about this girl? And why did he not want anyone else to see the same things?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Insomnia reviews
(Nolan-verse.) Joker and Harley absolute fluff. Written at three a.m while having trouble sleeping, I wrote this piece. The Joker is up in the middle of the night, and contemplates the ideal of sleep. Who needs it? Not him. Though, that bed does look appealing... Especially with Harley curled up so cute with a little smile on her lips.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Don't Get Me Wrong reviews
(Nolanverse.) Joker and Harley Quinn absolute fluff. The Joker is in a good mood... For once. Harley tries to take advantage of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Coffee and Aspirin reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) The morning after the Joker escapes from Arkham, he ponders over his feelings about leaving his doctor behind. Harleen Quinzel seems to have made a deeper impression on the clown than either of them had thought.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Beautiful reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley!) Short story about the thoughts inside of the Joker's head involving Harley Quinn. She always wondered what she meant to him, and maybe she never would know. Maybe he wouldn't either.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
