I AM BACK and here to stay, or at least until life punches me in the face again. XD But expect pretty regular updates.

PLEASE READ: The awesome author LadyLindariel and I are co-writing a story together called A Summer In Rivendell! It's about the twin sons of Elrond maturing and moving up in life, and making new friends and enemies and it's gonna be FLUFF AND ANGST AND ADVENTURE AND FAMILY: and it's gonna be awesome and the way we're replying to reviews is going to be AWESOME! So please go check that out!!!! It's on LadyLindariel's account and I repeat, it is called A Summer In Rivendell!

Fandom's: Dr Who, LOTR, The Silmarillion, RA, Narnia, The Hobbit, Anything Marvel. Definitely Sherlock, though most stories will be LOTR or Silmarillion. Mistborn. Turn: Washington's Spies, Reign, Stormlight Archives, Les Mis, Elantris, (Anything Sanderson).

Favorite Quotes:

'One part brave, three parts fool.' -Brom Eragon.

"Good men don't become Legends. Good men don't need to become Legends." Kelsier: Mistborn.

"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my vengeance." J.R.R. Tolkien

Gilan:"You, Halt? Grim? Who could say such a thing?"

Halt:"You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." Ranger's Apprentice Book 2 The Burning Bridge.

"Don't listen to me. I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket." -Sherlock Holmes BBC's Sherlock.

"Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.

John Watson: Punch you?

Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext. BBC's Sherlock."

"Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?" -Timon Lion King

Gimli to Aragorn: "Aragorn, let's find some food."

Thorin to Bilbo: "If more people valued home above gold, the world would be a merrier place."

Gwindor to Turin: "The doom is in yourself not your name!"

Nellas to King Thingol: "I was sitting in a tree..."

Beleg to Turin: "If you want the Strongbow by your side, look for me in Dimbar."

Halt to Will: "Dinner is important."

Gilan: "Well I'll just have to lop your head off your shoulders."

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A Thanks To The People Who Inspired Me As A Writer:

Thank you to BlackShaftedArrow who after I got over my nervousness (because she was sort of a celebrity to me at the time) I asked her to be my Beta Reader. And she said yes and turned out awesome! She's amazing, and I consider her a good friend. Thank you to Skyleafalchemist19 who inspired me with her great writing. Thank you to Celebdil-Galad and Tinlaure. Thank you to Jay of Lasgalen and Treehugger and Levade and Erestor. Those were the very first FF accounts I read from. They're all so epic and I am really sad that some of them don't write on Fanfiction.net anymore!

"Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don't really know..."

There is an author on here that has suffered from the Disappearing Syndrome, her name is Erestor. If you desperately want her tocome back so she can keep writing amazing stories, please join the movement. Look left when ever you think of her, and copy andpaste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. EvenstarWarrior, BlackShaftedArrow, Sonicscrewdriversinmiddleearth

LIFE LESSONS FROM HALT--

"Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all."

"An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong."

"People will think what they want to. Never take too much notice of it."

"There are always risks in battle. It's dangerous business. The trick is to take the right ones."

"Supper is important!"

"You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think yet."

"Always assume that your enemy knows you're there and will attack you. That way, you tend to avoid unpleasant surprises. It can still be unpleasant, but at least it's not a surprise."

"Trust the Cloak."