Hello, my name is Tori. I love to read and play the piano. I also have taken an interest in archery. I love Fanfiction crossovers because I like to see what would happen if a character from one world would have to face challenges in another, so I will mostly be doing crossovers. However, if you're looking for yaoi pairings, you'll be disappointed,since I'm strictly against same-sex couples, being a Catholic and all. Forgive me if I appear to be an amateur to you, so constructive criticism is welcome. I also have a YouTube account under 'Queen Victorious' , so I hope that you will check that out, as well.

Just for a heads up, I am now accepting stories for adoption, if there are some that you'd want me to do, as long as they're nothing yaoi or yuri, and if they're something that I know.Also, as long as the characters don't switch genders.I might also become a beta reader, so I could help you with your stories' punctuation, and can accept requests for stories as well.

I would like to pay tribute to my fellow Fanfictioner, Megadracosaurus, for being strictly against child abuse and abortion. May God grant you peace through all of your days!

Ladies, have any of you developed a huge crush on Link from Twilight Princess or any other game? I mean, he is so cute! If you do happen to love Twilight Princess and also like watching videos on YouTube, I highly recommend TwilightMarkedRaven's series, The Return of Dark Link. It's set three years after Twilight Princess and it has LinkxZelda content. I love TwilightMarkedRaven's music selections to move the story along. Sometimes I felt like crying, especially at the end. Anyway, you can go check it out now if you want. Once you're done with that series, you can move on to the sequel, The Blood of Darkness, which also has characters from Fire Emblem in the picture.

For all of those who are still reading this, I just would want to let you know that I don't let go of series easily, so I'm doing a sort of interconnected plot twist. Here's the general outline:

Storyline 1 (When Fiction Becomes Fact, Demigods on the Loose, and The Legend of Ben 10), storyline 2 (Princess Power, When Princesses Meet Dragons, and The Distant Shores of China) and storyline 3 (The Dangers of Being an Elf and two other stories that are in the idea phase at the moment), will all cross over intermittently. I know, it seems a little ambitious of me to fit all of the fandoms in all three of these storylines into huge mega crossovers, but I've seen other stories that have used the same principle, and yes, I know, it's totally a Marvel-esque setup that I'm doing here, but it's never been tried on FanFiction before (at least, not that I have seen yet). Well, we shall see how it turns out. Update: Recently, I have started watching the Back to the Future trilogy, and I was sort of hoping that I would be able to fit this fandom into the story arc that I am currently involved in. After all, I will be emphasizing great differences in time in this story arc, so I was thinking, what the heck, right? To me, it would make sense that Marty and Doc would get involved in this sooner or later. Plus, it would give me a great excuse to have Doc and Professor Paradox meet up. I can already see them discussing the many fine points of the space-time continuum now :). Anyway, I am always open to suggestions when it comes to this. Again, forgive my overactive imagination for coming up with this, but I just had to! :3. Yet another update: I have recently watched the Disney cartoon, Gargoyles. I had always heard people talking about it, but I had never watched it, seeing as how I was born after the series had ended, and I had not watched any reruns of it. However, I found all of the episodes online, and I absolutely adored it! So... I'm thinking that I will include Gargoyles as well. I just can't help it, okay? :3 Another update: Do I even need to say it? Yeah, I just found another fandom to include in my story arc... wait for it... (drum roll)... Nickelodeon's Avatar: The Last Airbender! Again, I had never watched this show before. In fact, I watched the live-action movie before watching the series. I know, it's horrifying, and I can definitely see how it is terribly different from the franchise. Anyway, I kept hearing people talk about the cartoon (or anime, whatever), so I finally decided to watch it, and... I don't even need to explain what happened next, do I?

Random Facts About Me:

Age: nineteen

Gender: female( I suppose you all knew that, but I just wanted to make it clear.)

My favorite movie: The Avengers( Ladies, don't you think that Chris Hemsworth is cute, or what?)

My favorite video game: The Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess( This is mainly because Link can transform into a wolf. How cool is that? My brother also owns Wind Waker.)

Animals I would like to own: A horse and kitten

Favorite Ipad apps: Jetpack Joyride, Temple Run, Avengers Alliance, and Smule Magic Piano.

My heritage: German

My favorite subject: Math

Who I believe Link should be paired up with in Twilight Princess: Ilia

The funniest moment in Twilight Princess: When Ilia is chewing out Link about Epona's injury.

Now, to make this profile even more random, here are some songs that I think would go well with certain selections:

Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess: Brave, by Sara Bareilles and Leave Out All the Rest, by Linkin Park

My story, The Legend of Ben 10: Dark Side, by Kelly Clarkson.

The You Know Section:

You know if you absolutely loved a book if, when you come to the end, you say,"Ah, man. It's over, already?"

You know that you absolutely hated a book if you say,"Finally, it's over!" and do a victory dance.

You know that a Link is from the 'Adult' timeline, if he looks cartooney.

You know that a Link is from the 'Downfall' timeline, if he looks pixelated( Maybe Ganondorf placed a curse on the inhabitants to slowly become unrealistic, maybe?) (Actually, Four Swords Adventures is in the Child Timeline, yet it's pixelated. Yeah, not really.)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale, zuri123, fernfury, Queen Victorius

If you wish you were one of those people that can eat like Garfield and not gain any weight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If any of you ladies have a HUGE crush on Link from Legend of Zelda, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Queen Victorius

If you desperately want a Twilight Princess sequel, copy this into your profile.

If you'll defend LinkxIlia to your dying day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever watched a movie with a villain that you were just dying to punch in the face, copy this into your profile. (Actually, if you've ever felt that way about a villain before, that means that the actor did an excellent job in character personality.)

If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on your page

I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!

Put this on your profile if you hate Barney!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read this, copy this into your profile

If you support Hicstrid, then copy this on your profile

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)

If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Saphirabrightscale, Megadracosaurus, Queen Victorius

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, then copy this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (Now I do!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you a review, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever had a "aw, come on!' moment, than copy this on your profile and put your name on it: Megadracosaurus, Queen Victorius

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Girls don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you, cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you like reading fanfic, copy and paste this

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile... That would be so cool!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion
people in the world cannot read at all:
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Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. (THAT IS SO DAMNED ANNOYING!)

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name.The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it to your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Scarheart, LarkThatSingsAtDawn, Dawneyes, Tabbyfire, Selah Lament, Stormfeather, Faithblossom, Megadracosaurus,QueenVictorius

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

99 percent of FanFiction authors copy and paste stuff on their profile. If you're part of the 99 percent, copy and paste this on your profile.

Also, for people who don't know, stereotypes are WRONG! READ THIS! Pass this on, but bold what you are, not me! Remember-THIS IS WRONG!

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ( I don't see how people could think that. After all, what about all the great painters during the Renaissance? Do you think that they were gay?)

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude (Catholics shouldn't even have sex with anyone until after they're married, anyway. Besides, Jesus' mother, Mary, was a virgin. Still is, in fact. If you're confused with that statement, look it up in Catholic theology.)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (Okay, I probably still am a little bit naive, but whatever.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor\actress.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (You say that like it's a bad thing. Some animals were made to benefit others. What's cruel is killing more than needed.)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (No, I just wanted to learn something I thought would be fun.)

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists (I don't even know what to say to that one.)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR\ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil (How the heck does that even make sense?)

I'm a TWILIGHT FANGIRL, so I MUST have no life.

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published (Hey, let's just say that I really love to write stories that other people can see.)

I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend. (It's true that I don't have a boyfriend yet, but that doesn't mean that this is always the case.)

I am CANADIAN so I MUST have an accent (eh)

I am MIDDLE EASTERN so I MUST hate America

I am ISLAMIC so I MUST be plotting to kill you all

I am CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gays. ( To be specific, I am a Catholic, and yes, we are Christians too. To set the record straight, we're supposed to treat everybody like we would ourselves.)

I am BAPTIST so I MUST be a bigot

I am a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST be ultra-conservative.

I am a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be a crazy left-wing liberal.

I am WHITE so I MUST feel superior to blacks

I HAVE NO POLITICAL AFFILIATION so I MUST be an anarchist

I am BLACK so I MUST hate whites

I OWN A GUN so I MUST be planning to use it

I'm a GIRL so I MUST be weak. ( I suppose you people have never heard of Joan of Arc, have you?)

I'm a BOY so I MUST be superior

I like HORSEBACK RIDING so I MUST be a bitch.

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER! STEREOTYPES DO JUST THAT! EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT! FOR EVERYONE'S INFORMATION, IF EVERYONE WERE LIKE THIS, THE WORLD WOULD OF BLOWN UP YEARS AGO! OUR GENERATION NEEDS TO CHANGE THIS! WE HAVE THE POWER TO, SO WE NEED TO USE IT! PASS THIS ON IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST! IF YOU KNOW MORE STEREOTYPES, ADD THEM!

LIST: Dragonfan47, Queen Victorius

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,? Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...its ok to cry

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut.
Nobody knows she she was raped at the age of 13.
People call another guy fat.
Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly.
Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

15 things to do at Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things ME

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you really love a book series, a movie, a TV show, or a video game is because of a certain character, and if that character died or otherwise was erased, for any reason, you would never want to hear about it ever again, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real, copy and paste this in your profile

Copy and paste if you think Harry potter is better than Twilight

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, awesomest one ever,In-Your-Face-Losers/Ofweaponarydefences, Lyokodreamer, AllieDanger, Queen Victorius

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty(Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint(ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...)Kaname-Black-Panther(Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!), TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!), Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot notto have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! ...)Alexia the hedgehog(Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), The Andromeda Rose (current: Silver, Shadow, Venice, Nazo, Sonic)Mikaela the Cat: Shadow the Hedgehog (*sigh* my heart flutters!), Silver the Hedgehog, Razo of the Forest (Books of Bayern), Hawk (Buck Rogers (80's TV show)), Alec Ramsay (The Black Stallion TV series (90's)), and Prince Caspian Moon Princess016 Current: Sora (GO KINGDOM HEARTS II), Shadow (who doesn't?), Sonic (again, who doesn't?), Link (Legend of Zelda but only the recent ones), Inuyasha, Soul, SodaiNoOzora, Minato Namikaze from Naruto, Sora, Roxas, Ventus (The previous three are from Kingdom Hearts), Ike of Path of Radiance, Marth of SSBB, Link from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Soul Eater of Soul Eater, Okumura Rin from Ao no Exorcist, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Giotto of Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Oz Vessalius and Jack Vessalius of Pandora Hearts, Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji, Allen Walker from D.Gray-Man, Dark and Daisuke Niwa from D.N. Angel, Eren Yeager from Shingeki no Kyojin, Kirito from Sword Art Online, Ouma Shu from Guilty Crown Queen Victorius: Thor (from Thor, The Avengers, and Thor 2), Link (from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess), Legolas from the Lord of the Rings (seriously, he's the only reason that I really, really, REALLY love the trilogy. Don't get me wrong, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Hobbit are AWESOME. Peter Jackson has done a TERRIFIC job of directing.), Brooklyn from the Disney cartoon Gargoyles (what can I say, he just gets me.), Merlin from Merlin BBC (He is such a cute goofball at times), Prince Zuko from The Last Airbender (need I say more?), Anakin Skywalker from the Clone Wars series (he isn't obnoxious in the series as he is in the trilogy.), and Marty McFly from Back to the Future (what can I say, he's just got that special charm about him that I just can't resist).

GO EEVEE

Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat.

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she won't give it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not sexy.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that b instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't put out just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to actually sleep in the same bed.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.

To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

And if you can, add another line!

Corporate Lessons

Lesson Number One:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?" The crow answered "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral to the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch followed by the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.

Lesson Number Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Morals to the story:
1) Not everyone who dumps shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.

In Summary:
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around and some simply just idling. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES!

Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) Thats not right... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pa

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

P.S. Did you know that Link was rated as the first out of 100 heroes of video games on GameRadar? I should think so. Of course, there could have been more heroes who are greater than Link, since I don't play that much videogames, but still, it was totally obvious with me.

For those of you who have reached the end, congrats! You must have a lot of time and patience on your hands. For that, I tip my imaginary hat to you. ;)