Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Natsuki (Fem!Natsu) doesn't wear a bra for the life of her. This is a big mistake for her, but Gray isn't complaining. Fem!NatsuxGray Gratus Hints of LucyxLoke Oneshot crackfic

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

Lance Nicholas Dunne is ready to become the perfect father.

In which Rin is your average fanboy and lets his imagination run wild. Every fans' secret (not really that secret) fantasy: To be a character in the show! One-shot. Disclaimer: I do not own either Fairy Tail or Blue Exorcist.

Maya wants to learn how to kiss. She turns to an unexpected mentor - Edgeworth.

Rin has always had a bad habit of listening in when he isn't supposed to. So when he hears that Shiemi has a thing for the "Tall, dark and handsome" type, he tried to deliver. Contains massive amounts of Rin's stupidity and lots of lovely fluff :)

Sherlock is drawn into a perverse game unlike anything he's ever played. As he tries to untangle the web, he makes a shocking discovery that will change two lives forever. Sherlolly. Winner of "Best Romance", "Best Mystery", and "Fan Favorite" in the Rated M categories in the 2012 Sherlock and Molly Fic Awards (SAMFAs). Art by the fantastic Flavialikestodraw on Tumblr!

Due to an accident, caused by our favourite pink-haired knuckle-head, Lucy needs to move out of her apartment for a month. Erza, being the chivalrous person she is, offers the Celestial Mage to sleep at her place in Fairy Hills.

Or in which every male with familiar relationships with Rin prevents her from having even the slightest chance of going on a date. Rin is not amused. Slightly AU Fem!Rin HAPPY B-DAY RIN! (oh and Yukio too...)

"He hated the whoosh of voices crash to a stop when he entered a room. He hated the look they all gave him. He hated catching the faintest of words still being spoken, as if he weren't there." Light cursing.

"They found her, just closing his glazed blue eyes for the final time. Blood was pasted like rouge against her cheeks and color against her lips." Gore-ish. Rin/Shiemi, I guess. Whatever.

Don't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!

"And with that he curled into the desk, a mess of tears and sadness and angst and a whole bunch of other things Rin Okumura wasn't supposed to be known for. Tears leaked from his eyes and stained the dark wood. His voiced sobbed and gasped and cracked with all the pain he'd kept locked deep inside of him." TRIGGER WARNING: Implied self-harm, suicide, and self-loathing.

Maka tried jerking away from his grip again but to no avail. Glaring up at the shinigami she was about to ask what the hell he was up to when said boy swooped down and captured her chin with his thumb and pointer finger. Leaning in close the shinigami uttered, "Your face, Maka-san, is the most symmetrical face I've yet to come across." Oneshot.

"Five minutes until he felt the rough, brown rope, scrape his neck. Five minutes until he waited in anticipation for the floor to drop from under him. Five minutes until they saw his body dangle, choked and lifeless." A little cursing, rated T more for the idea of the fic, if you get what I'm saying.

AU. It's winter and it's getting chilly. But someone still has enough time on their hands to play pranks on Okumura Rin. The half-demon is not happy with this at all. Especially when he is interrupted by five rings during the night. Who is behind all these pranks? What do they want with him!

Amaimon doesn't like it much when his little brother refuses to play. Shiemi, fearing for Rin's life, will be willing to do anything. But what could she possibly give a demon? Slight AmaShie.

One-shot: He doesn't know her, and she doesn't know him. In the history of his life, he doesn't just randomly talk to a girl who he barely even knows. Yet here he is now, comforting a girl who was waiting for someone who never showed up.

In which Chi-Chi has an announcement and Gohan wonders how his dad gets it in.

Base, Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3, and Super Saiyan 4. Chi-Chi tries to come to terms with the fact that her husband changes more than the weather.

It starts with a chance meeting in a candy shop, but when Amaimon keep coming back for more, she begins to realize just what it means. Only then does Shiemi see that she has feelings of her own. AmaShie.

Discovering something as crucial as the fact that he had done something as incredibly stupid as fall in love with a girl was bound to have some sort of affect on him. He felt as if he was being born a second time, now as something a little more human.

He tastes like oranges and vulnerability - RinShiemi

Oh, how the lights are shining. — Rin/Shiemi.

Clearly, Rin had been paying attention, but unlike his book smart twin, he preferred a more condensed version.

Chi-Chi confronts herself after a humiliating situation and wonders what is appealing about herself to Goku; or if she is even appealing at all to her husband. One shot.

In which Rin's tail suddenly obtains a mind of its own. Who knew a tail could be so perverted? RinxShiemi

Three years after the Cell games and his father's death, Gohan is having a hard time, physically and emotionally. Bulma decides to ask her husband to help... will her plan work or will Vegeta's involvement only make things worse? Some BV.

She was simply Shiemi. Her just being close to him invoked the same sensations as the soft and sweet 'Rin' which fell from her lips every so often. Rin couldn't help but turn into a quivering gelatinous mass of love struck teenage hormones. Rin/Shiemi.

Rin just wanted to see Shiemi in something other than a kimono. Nothing could go wrong...right? RinxShiemi

Gray/Lucy. Because Gray keeps on staring at Lucy, and Natsu, Happy, and even Erza just won't let it go.

He was a lowly demon, weak and unworthy of a name. The pilot manga to Ao no Exorcist, The Miyama-Uguisu Mansion Incident. Rated T for small amounts of blood.

Bardock was familiar with blood, but Tora's blood was a different story. Oneshot.

Some claim that dreams reveal true desires. Gray/Lucy.

If love was written into a book, I would read it silently. MakaxKidd ONESHOT.

On how Lucy tries to convince Juvia that Gray is NOT inlove with her, and how Gray ruins it all with his perfect timing.

He is a man of his routines. He does not stray, he does not falter. His routine is as consistent as it is strict. Throw a wrench in the finely-tuned system, and he will surely fall apart. But is this necessarily a bad thing?

... "Peace, she had found over the years, was often just another term for ‘a long stretch of silence’." The Son Household is so quiet now that Goku is gone and Chi-Chi, of all people, is on a mission to liven things up again.

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

Joey's father watches his children play in the sand in the waning days of his marriage.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

Kid, Maka, and their weapons are sent on a mission to hunt a witch. But, when Maka gets angry at her usual companion and gets closer to another, will the mission bring two meisters together in a way neither would have expected? KidXMaka T for language

The Z Fighters try to make the Cell Games saga last as long as possible by putting in as much filler as they can.

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.

Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy

Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

SetoAnzuTea A bit of language. Enjoy.

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

In which Haruhi embarks on a romance without even realizing it. A not very obvious tale of love between our beloved heroine and a Hiitachin. But not the one you'd expect. Complete.

She was acting suspiciously. But the strange thing is, he's involved in it. And the guys are determined to find out what she's hiding from them. [Seto x Anzu][oneshot]

Téa thinks of this as a challenge. Seto thinks this is a breeze. Will he be the one to conquer the claw machine or will he just give defeat? Slight Azureshipping Oneshot

Mokuba says that if you want to straighten out your feelings, the easiest way to go is through pen and paper. So here I am. xSetoTeax

Rin is growing up. She's going through changes. But is Sesshomaru ready to deal with them? And Jaken isn't helping. [oneshot]

When a friend asks a seemingly innocent question about Seto Kaiba, Téa Gardner is forced to respond: He just rubs me the wrong way. Too bad Seto Kaiba overheard and is now planning to change Téa's mind... [Seto x Téa, Oneshot]

Leave it to the rain to bring two people together. SetoTéa, bit of fluff. ONESHOT

Anzu friendly romantic ficlet. One shot.

Mokuba creates a game for Seto to play-- one that might find his older brother's Destiny! Companion piece to Pop; Oneshot.

Téa plays a simple game that could reveal the identity of her future love. ONESHOT!

After accidentally making a wish to Shenron on Christmas Eve, Chi-Chi gets a glimpse of what Goku's life would be like without her. RR

COMPLETED - Chi-Chi is always portrayed to be a selfish, pessimistic witch who cares for nothing but Gohan's studies. But how is she portrayed in the eyes of her first child?

[Complete] The Son boys & Piccolo return to Mt. Paozu after Furiza's defeat. Goku and ChiChi have an emotional reunion, and Gohan and Piccolo discover what happens when husband and wife meet up after three years apart ...