This is how the world ends

This is how the world ends

This is how the world ends

Not with a bang but a whimper.

Rules: Okay, here are some ground rules for reviewing: Please, if you are going to flame me, tell me what I did wrong, so that I may improve in the future. There is nothing I hate more than someone reviewing with something like: I HATE YOUR STORY! It annoys me. Just tell me what I did wrong, and I will try to help it not happen in the future.

Stories:

Before I say anything about my stories, let it be known that I am going through some very rough times right now. I just got a puppy, I am going through school, I need to lose weight, and I need to learn so many things, it is incredibly hard to find any time to write any more. I try so hard to update when I can, but sometimes, that just isn't good enough.

5737 Firebird Lane: It's here.

Hotel: Ah, yes, a lemon. :) KaiMax, the whole deal. I'm working on a VERY LONG sequel to this. (Do the story titles 'Pregnancy' and 'Birth' ring any bells?)

Favorite Quotes:

"The greater love is a mother's; then comes a dog's; then a sweetheart's." - Polish Proverb

"One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him." - Chinese Proverb

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown

"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart." - Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within

"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother." - Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune

“A girl is a person who screams at a mouse but smiles at a wolf." - Unkown

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more then it loves itself." - Josh Billings

"Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself." - Ausonius

More 'Bout me:

Hair: Blonde.

Eyes: Silver blue

Favorite Color: Blue, Silver, black, and gold.

Favorite Music: Country and alternative.

Skin: Pale.

Favorite Place: My computer.

Favorite Animals: Horses, dragons, unicorns, turtles, wolves.

Pets: (First name middle name, gender, age breed) Terry Valentine, female, old Shetland Sheepdog, Alphonse Pooky, male, young shetland sheepdog, Bryanna Fishstick, female young beta fish, Aden Joseph, male young silver shark, Zippy/Spazzy, twin male young suckerfish.

Describing Lyrics:

The song to be played at my funeral.

From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you’d be mine
But here we are, we’re here tonight

Singing Amen, I’m alive
Singing Amen, I’m alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died
And I’m singing

Amen I, I’m alive
Amen I, I’m alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We’ll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen I’m alive
Singing Amen I’m alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died

We’d see the day, we’d see the day
When nobody died
We’d see the day, we’d see the day
When nobody died
We’d see the day when nobody died

Now for my 'Real' stats.

Real Name: Katherine. -Shudders- Everyone I know calls me Max, because of the striking similarities between us.

Age: Fourteen now.

Location: Texas.

Height: Five foot nine.

Weight: Impolite to ask a lady. 147 pounds. Told you I needed to lose weight.

Gender: Female

Opinions:

I am bisexual, preferring women, and probably a lesbian anyway. :) Don't like it? Go fornicate yourself with a mechanical pencil, and then we can talk.

Human Rights over Animal Rights. Now here's something I could rave about for hours. I'm christian, so I believe and God and whatnot, but he put these animals on earth for a reason: To aid us, and to be treated fairly. Any animal I see or meet, I treat as if I were talking to my best friend, because I know that nobody else out there does the same, and that these animals deserve it. I don't baby-talk to them unless I'm joking around, because we think of babies as inferior to us. If an animal looks at me while I'm eating, and is apparently hungry, I'll give them some of my food, simply because I would do the same for a friend. Be kind to an animal, and they'll be kind right back. That is something that I can never expect from a human.

My Friends

I don't have any friends at my school. Why should they bother with me anyway? (-Hiwatari incarnate speaking here-)

I do have a few online, though.

Kelirehenna: I know her real name, but I dare not speak it. Don't want to upset her. She is a much better writer than I can ever hope to be, and I care too much about her for words. She is a big sister to me, a shoulder to cry on, and she never hesitates to make me laugh. I love her so much.

Pairings I Love:
Kai/Max

Kai/Tala

Tala/Bryan

But I will Read most 'Odd' pairings...E-Mail me if you want me to read one!

Pairings I Tolerate:

Tyson/Hilary (On occasion)

Bryan/Spencer (Meh. Don't get over excited.)

Max/Emily (It grew on me, say a word and you sleep with the fish in my aquarium.)

Pairings I Won't Read and Spray 'Go away spray' on:

Tyson/Kai (See below, where I posted how much I hate it. :)

Rei/Mariah (Pink furball needs to keel over before we give her a bit fo help.)

Kai/Hilary (Dear God, save me.)

http://youtube.com/profile?user=akaiama

My youtube account.

My Characters:

I have a couple, most are gone. They'll be here eventually.

Name: Cascata

Age: 17
Sex: Female
Star Sign: Scorpio
Hair: Blonde with silver tips
Eyes: Blood red
Personality: Cruel, indifferent, merciless, vengeful, poetic, genius
Story: If you want to know more about her, then you have to wait for me to write a story with her in it. -Grins- She's Hakan's twin sister, though.
Song: Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5

Name: Hakan

Age: 17
Sex: Male
Star Sign: Scorpio
Hair: Navy blue
Eyes: Ocean blue
Personality: Sweet, kind, caring, gentle, intelligent, shy, quiet
Story: Like Cascata, you need to read a story about them before you know too much. I don't want to spoil it.
Song: My December by Linkin Park

Pairing Complaints and Reasoning

Kai/Rei: Oh, it's sooooooo original. -Sarcasm- I swear, it was hot and refreshing at first, but now, every Kai/Rei story you see either excludes the other characters altogether or is something along the lines of, OMG!11! Kai/Rei! rei goes into heat what will kai do! yaoi, lemon!1!11!1ONG! I'll read good KaiRei whenever it stumbles along. But I have much less tolerance for badly written work than most other pairings.

Only female animals go into heat by the way. You're all regular Watsons, you are.

Kai/Takao: Oh, fuck, don't even let me get into this. Please, someone stop me. Nobody? Okay then, allow me to rant. My friends say that they're always saying things like, 'I sacrificed everything to battle you, Takao!' Kai wants to BATTLE him! Did he say 'I sacrificed everything to sleep with you, Takao!'! NO! And, as such, it makes absolutely NO SENSE! Sure, they very easily could be friends, best friends, like brothers! But, as a couple, they would claw each others' eyes out. Profusely.

Rei/Mao: Who the Hell in their right mind would want to date an annoying, pink furball? Not Rei, that's who!

Kai/Hiromi: Honestly, for the godforsaken truth, HIROMI IS A -insert really mean, bad word here- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! KAI PROBABLY HATES HER! THE ONLY REASON EVERYONE THINKS HE HAS A 'CRUSH' ON HER IS BECAUSE HE GREW UP IN AN ALL BOY'S ABBEY! -Takes deep breath- See my point? He probably never knew what a woman was until he was about twelve or thirteen. Really, maybe it's just because I'm so crazy I can't think straight right now, but...-Shudder-

My Goddesses:

LaDyFiCtIoN: -Eyes go all sparkly-

Ladya C. Maxine: -Eyes continue to sparkle-

MY GOALS!

To get LaDyFiCtIoN to review on one of my stories. Please, please, if anyone out there cares a bit about me, they will help me. I need it. A crazy person doctor and a review from my idol will make me happy forever, I swear. -Goes all teary eyed-

To improve on my writing dramatically. I'm going to be an author once I am old enough.

AND NOW, THE BIGGEST ONE HERE...

MAKE KAI/MAX AS BIG AS THE OTHER MAJOR PAIRINGS!
This was once and still is my biggest goal. Defiance is futile.

KaiMax...

Will...

Succeed...

Even...If...It's...

The...

Last...

Thing...

I...

EVER DO!

Never eat anything I wouldn't eat, stay away from Ian clones, and...review.

Meanings and other random things on Kai, Max, Yuriy and Boris, who rock my sox.

The Ka in Kai, and the Hi in Hiwatari both mean "Fire" in Japanese philosophy, and represent the energetic, forceful, moving things in the world. Animals, particularly predators, capable of movement and full of forceful energy, are primary examples of Ka objects. Bodily, Ka represents our metabolism and body heat, and in the mental and emotional realms, it represents drive and passion. Ka can be associated with motivation, desire, intention, and an outgoing spirit.

'Kai' can also be interpreted into the Japanese kanji meaning 'ash' and 'destruction'

'Kai' is also Japanese for sea/ocean, which oddly is the opposite of the original disired meaning for his name Hiwatari means "walking over fire or burning coals"

Draciel is derived from the ancient Chinese turtle God of the North, Genbu.

Max is least likely to be paired with any of the other bladebreakers.

Out of all three seasons, Kai is the Bladebreaker who speaks least often.

General Bios:

Name: Tala/Yuriy

Height: 5 foot nine, same height as me.

Weight: About 150 - 160 pounds.

Likes: Being in charge, positive attention.

Dislikes: Taking orders, having his authority challenged.

Star Sign: Cancer

Name: Bryan/Boris

Height: 5 foot seven, shorter than I am.

Weight: Around 140 - 150 pounds, all muscle.

Likes: Giving and receiving pain

Dislikes: Defeat, emotions

Star Sign: Scorpio, same as I am.