General Junk: I'm 18, in college in the Hate State of the USA, and am currently plotting ways to kill Avril Lavigne.

Talents: Being all around playful, and I suppose softball...writing would be taking this a wee bit too far.

Hobbies: Fanfic, writing in general, listening to hours upon hours of music, softball, watching tons of movies, stalking Johnny Depp, and drinking much more than I should.

Ambitions: Maybe to decide what I do with my life. I'm currently an English major, but I'd really love to become a Psych major with a Creative Writing minor...and then there's this music thing I really like...

Fandoms: Escaflowne, Gundam Wing, Slayers, Trigun, Sailor Moon (to my dismay), Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, musicals in general, and due to a recent brain meltdown, I'm spending a lot more time on DragonBallZ then I ever intended.

Fics I write: Escaflowne with Slayers and Gundam Wing mixed in...as well as the drunken CATS fanfiction and my PotC one-shots

Pairings: Van/Dilandau, Folken/Hitomi, Dilandau/Folken, Zelgadis/Lina, Lina/Xelloss, Xelloss/Zelgadis, Haruka/Michiru and Pluto/Mars, 1x2x1, 1x2xRx2x1, 5xD, Jack/Will/Elizabeth, Jack/Norrington, El/Sands, Misto/Munku, RTT/Anything that moves, Goku/Vegeta, Draco/Harry (pattern, anyone?), Taito and Vash/Wolfwood, Wolfwood/Millie, and Inu-Yasha/Miroku/Kagome. There...I think I'm done.

Current Projects: I'm currently involved in a ton of Creative Writing classes which is forcing me to focus quite a bit on my original writing, but so far I have even more PotC vignettes written, as well as the sequel to the Slayers' fic "Whitefriar's Lane." I've had some old requests for a Dilandau/Hitomi fic, so that might come out sometime come summer.

Music: System of a Down. Nirvana. Rufus Wainwright. Ani DiFranco, Savage Garden, Good Charlotte, Musicals. Smashing Pumpkins. Everclear. SlipKnot. Styx, Queen, Garth Brooks. Silverchair and variety of instrumental pieces, due to my sudden fascination with movie soundtracks.

Books: The entire collection of Anne Rice's 'Vampire Chronicles.' William Goldings's 'Lord of the Flies' and David Cooper's 'My Loose Thread.' 'Ender's Game' by Orson Scott Card. All of the Harry Potter books. 'Stupid White Men,' 'Dude Where's My Country,' both by Michael Moore who I'd like to rule the world. 'America,' by a poor author I've forgotten, and anything by David Almond.

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, American Beauty, The Lion King, Dogma, Bandits, Kenneth Branagh's 'Hamlet,' The Mask of Zorro, Zoolander, Titanic (joy to me!), Benny and Joon, Donnie Darko, The Good Girl, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and The Emperor's New Groove.

Loves: Johnny Depp. Kitties. Jacob Brent. Drag Shows. Diet Coke. Softball. Online manga. Democracy. Macaroni and Cheese. Rum. Boys with guitars. Singing in the Car. Laughing about inappropiate things. The Dark. Online quizzes. Collecting Shotglasses, Singing when there's no one around. Wolf Reintroduction. Painting. Driving, and Alan Rickman.

Despises: Avril Lavigne. Homophobes. Religion. Attention-seeking behavior, the month of August, hamsters, water, and the overall winner is Gollum. He scares me and lives under my bed.

Quotes to Remember:

"Always live so that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell." ~ Anonymous.

"With which country?" ~ Thief in Chief George W. Bush, when asked about the nation's plans for war.

"When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one." ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988