When all hope is lost, what would you do to survive? Neville Longbottom becomes a Death Eater. Hermione Granger accepts Draco Malfoy's protection and he accepts her help. Theo Nott joins the remnants of the Order of the Phoenix. Ginny Weasley fills Bellatrix's shoes, while her brother Percy toils as a bureaucrat. And all of them have a role to play in overthrowing Voldemort.

Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood will always despise each other. Inevitably, everyone surrounding them ends up getting caught up in the vortex of their rivalry, for better or for worse. CoS Timeline. *IN PROGRESS*

His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!

For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

An alternate ending to the first Home Alone film. Old Man Marley doesn't show up, Kevin can't contact the police, and the person he trusts most is not how she seems. Now at the mercy of Harry and Marv, Kevin needs to find a way to escape. Yet with the passing time and ensuing conflicts, can he ever go back to his normal life?

When she was seven years old, Jennifer Honey broke her arm. Now a series of sorts.

Buffy is trying to balance college life with her Slayer responsibilities while still maintaining some sort of love life with an average Joe, but the world as she sees it ceases to exist once she's taken by the Initiative. Her name changes in a blur: Buffy, Hostile 17, and Eve, until she finally becomes his Dark Queen. She's a different Buffy; a different kind of Chosen One.

Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.

"Reason, logic, knowledge, understanding...all these things can be taken. Stolen. Developed by one person. But Humanity is like Love, Harry. It is a gift." This is a story about people; the great and the good, the wicked and unjust and all in-between. All with the capacity to reason, desire, hope, dream and perhaps...to change. This is rated Mature starting from Chapter 27-ish.

Uncle Bud warned me, that first time I saw the little blonde boy with his father in Diagon Alley. "Stay away from them", he said, "People like them are evil", he said. Stay away from the blonde, seemed easy enough. Nothing's ever easy, is it? Starting from Sorcerer's Stone. Draco/OC. Rating may change from T to M violence and mature scenes

John Gammell has had more rewarding friendships than this one. But how can he turn down the opportunity? No matter where they go, there will always be another John G. One shot, first person POV from Teddy's perspective, set early in the stages of Teddy and Leonard's working relationship. Major spoilers for the movie.

Isabel Warren lived in small town USA where nothing exciting ever happened. She worked as a librarian and spent her days dreaming of far off places but when she is stolen away in the night by a nefarious beast Isabel wishes she was home again. The beast won't let her go but slowly she comes to realize that there might just be man behind the beast. ScarecrowxOC

After the heist went to hell, Mr. Pink knew someone needed to hide the diamonds. Unfortunately for him, there's only one person in town who can help, and he ran out on her three years ago. Rated for language and sexual themes.

Hanna didn't need therapy, didn't want therapy, and was pretty sure there was more than just analysis going on behind Dr. Crane's hard blue stare... Pre BB.

There's no arguing taste. Drabble.

The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Victoria died after child birth and has left Victor with their daughter Vanessa. A life for a life it seemed, but life becomes peculiar once again for Victor when Victoria gives a rather interesting grieving present to her widowed husband in the form of an old friend. When two people struggle with the obstacles life has to offer, they realize only together can they overcome them.

Kat's grandmother is visiting for a week and she doesn't scare easy. Dr. Harvey begins to wonder about the tragic backstory of the Ghostly Trio.

Tired of the same old, same old, listening to Drakken's rants about world domination, Shego decides to torment the mad scientist by scaring him with outrageous pranks. When Drakken decides he's had enough humiliation, he vows to get revenge on Shego, but his plan backfires, and he gets a show he didn't bargain for-and his punishment is beautiful torture... Oneshot. Happy Halloween!

Born into a family of funeral directors and embalmers, the dead never scared her. It was the living she always worried about.

The Dursely's were far more abusive, physically and mentally, than Dumbledore had anticipated. How had that one small miscalculation overhauled all his carefully crafted plans so much? Now Harry ended up in the wrong House. He was surrounded with people he wasn't supposed to be. He was on a different path, a different quest than Dumbledore would have of him. He'd have to be stopped

They never seemed to last more than a week, his new assistants. Then she arrived and changed everything… his work, his sanity, because of her it was all coming apart at the seams. Crane/Scarecrow & OC. Rated for language and strong sexual content.

When Pomona Sprout has an accident, Snape is forced to accompany Potter to chaperone a camping trip to Germany. Need I say more?

Casper gets revenge on the Ghostly Trio after they tickle him. How does he get his revenge? He tickles them back, of course! The Ghostly Trio learns the hard way that they shouldn't mess with a certain, rascally little ghost. Please read and review.

It was the wrong place at the wrong time kind of phenomenon that sent Alice's life spiraling into catastrophe.

He had originally intended to kill her; she was far too beautiful to live when he was so hideous. But when he came to her in the dead of night, she spoke to him. And so began the love that would slowly heal his soul and make him truly, desperately human.

Severus Snape miraculously survives the war and tries to move on. What lengths will he go to gain his freedom? Everyone is convinced Odessa Gayle is hiding something. Is she as innocent as she seems, or is something far more sinister going on? Rated M for cursing, graphic sex, adult situations, language and violence.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

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An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.

The heartwarming tale of two teenagers whose IQs are three standard deviations below normal and their encounter with a supernatural cliffside that converts people into monsters.

Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.

The events of a single night can have very unexpected consequences. Two shot, Jily AU. Cover art by Viria.

When does a relationship really begin? When does it really end? And why does it twist us up inside, until right and wrong are no longer distinguishable?

Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.

Corrado Soprano and his younger brother Johnny have been called to meet a rising star from one of the Five Families. But is he friend or foe?

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

Not long after their escape from the Fratellis, winter comes to the Goon Docks, and the Goonies gather at Mikey's house to celebrate the holidays. Slight Mouth/Stef.

"The chirping of crickets plays over the trees, the insects unaware that they are scoring a pivotal scene in the lives of these two people. The setting is peaceful, all together mild, and it doesn't match the moment at all." After Dumbledore's death, Remus Lupin finally comes to his senses.

If there hadn't been a pen, Lisa never would have been able to get away from Jackson and she never would have been able to make the call to the hotel. My take on this alternate ending from the movie and beyond. I don't own anything Red Eye

When Mikey stumbles across a mysterious spyglass, it may prove to be the key to the Goonies greatest adventure yet. But a ruthless group of smugglers seek to lay hands on it as well.

Takes place during HA2. This is a fic that fills in the gaps of the movie and focuses on Harry and Marv, the Wet Bandits, as they find a place to stay for nights they stay in New York. The movie focuses on Kevin, well this is about the Wet Bandits and what happens to them after the movie. Slash.

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

'The voice never seemed to come from just one direction. It emanated from the air itself, taking on its own living quality, cornering her, immobilizing her better than the painful layers of duct tape.' Yep, just another workday for everyone's favorite self-deifying, sniper-wielding serial killer.

After his imprisonment for his actions against the Titans in "Detention", Mad Mod escapes Jump City Penitentiary and returns to England to plot his vengeance!

Carol Anne's birth.

"No matter where she went, what she did, Forrest was always waiting for her to come back with the same unchanging compassion." What Jenny feels when she stays with Forrest. Another very short oneshot. xD

After blacking out from a blow to the head during the interrogation, the Joker regains consciousness in a horrifying dimension.

Marcus is becoming obsessed with Katie. The last thing he ever plans to do is let her know. Katie is becoming obsessed with Marcus. Her life would be far easier if she weren't.

Sometimes you need to know when to get out. Sometimes it's too late to get out. One shot. Featuring Tony Soprano, Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtier and some crazy guy from Gotham.

SEQUEL NOW UP! Stef/Mouth. Mouth tries to convince Stef that he's called "Mouth" for a different reason than what she thinks, and she has a hard time believing him.

After Jenny dies Forrest finds a letter addressed to Lietenant Dan.

Takes place after season 4. Furio returns to the US, and continues with his lonely life working for Tony. But a girl comes along and steals his heart...

Mad Mod. He's back. He's captured one titan. Only one titan will give him power to bring the whole team down. Ain't tha' right, my duckies?

Furio Giunta is newly arrived in America, but already he see's trouble on the horizon. Will a captive that the Soprano's is holding hostage help him out?

Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?

A brutal home invasion leaves Vanessa Martinez in a catatonic state. When she awakens she is put under the care of Dr. Jonathan Crane. Will she come to wish she'd never woken up?

She had believed the aphorism that all things happen for a reason, but perhaps the good things only exist to balance out the bad things--or vice versa. Maybe a better excuse is to credit Murphy’s Law when things go bad. At least then it’s not your fault.

Calvin and Hobbes walk down their favorite forest one day. Only to find that construction workers have destroyed it. Dedicated to my lost cat. Mamma Kitty.

COMPLETE STORY Based on a real life twilight zone experience