A little about me: I love reading and making OC fanfiction!

My Stories:

The Fifth Marauder

Year One: Follow the adventures of Emily Fidelis, the fifth marauder!

The Girl Queen

Book One: Restarting: Georgia "George" Water, along with Sam and Dean Winchester, hunt monsters in order to find out what killed their mothers 22 years ago

Kiara Averill Chronicles:

Book One: I'm Sorry, Doctor Who?: Another OC, Kiara Averill, who meets the Doctor just before he meets Rose. It follows Series 1 with interludes and a prologue.

My OCs:

Georgia Waters: http:///people/shanina_shaik/shanina_shaik_backstage_at_just_cavalli_ss_2013_milan_s5o1gdAQ.sized.jpg

Transcripts: (I will be posting them as I use them)

Sherlock: A Study in Pink: http:///43794.html

Doctor Who: 8th-11th Doctor: http:///doctorwho/nuepisodes.htm

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek (And succeding!!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

And thats how you know your obsessed wit

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR A PJO FAN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

10 Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

Grab the book nearest to you. Open to a random page, and read a sentence of your choice:

No! One of the girls cried. Make him Gary Cooper!

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A jar full of candy

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances

Without looking, guess what time it is.

3:30

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:10

With the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?

Me eating a cookie and Disney Music

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around 2:50, coming home from school.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

When did you last laugh?

In class when we were doing a play and people were doing really funny accents.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paintings, Cabinets, Phones, and light switches.

Seen anything weird lately?

My face in the mirror

What do you think of this quiz?

I liked it

What is the last film you saw?

FROZEN FROZEN FROZEN FROZEN FROZEN!!!!!!

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The newest computer, pay J.K Rowling enough money to write another Harry Potter book, pay Jennifer Lee to hurry up with the Frozen sequel and Pixar to make the incredibles sequel and stop with Cars 3.

Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I actually found Harry Potter stupid originally (DON'T KILL ME)

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?

I would make Harry Potter and Percy Jackson real and have me be the awesome Demigod/Witch: MARY-SUE!

Do you like to dance?

In musicals I do

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rose

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

William

Hazel, the undead daughter of the god of the dead.

Ella, the harpy dating Percy’s Cyclopes brother Tyson and can sprout prophecies.

Reyna, the praetor of Camp Jupiter.

Octavian, the augur of Camp Jupiter.

Ethan, the son of Nemesis.

Silena, the daughter of Aphrodite.

Oceanus, the Titan of the ocean.

Frank, the son of Mars who can change shapes and has a firewood as his life line.

Odysseus, who forgot to get a diamond from Calypso.

Luke, the best son of Hermes

Y Yew, the surname of Michel the son of Apollo

Mark of Athena which Annabeth followed through Rome.

Piper, the daughter of Aphrodite who does not like to be pretty.

Underworld, the realm of Hades

Sirens, the evil singing vultures.

Kronos

Achlys
Nyx
Ella
Calypso
Rhea
Oceanus
Nemesis
Ipahetus
Cicire
Alcyoneus
Leto
Saturn

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoè

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever someone does something brave

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

PJO THIS OR THAT !!!

Percy or Jason: Percy Annabeth or Piper: Annabeth (Only slightly

Greece or Rome: Greece

Octavian or Rachel: Octavian (What? I like blonde bad boys! *Hint hint* Draco, Luke *HINT HINT*)

Zeus or Hades: Hades, cause he's not like everyone says and he's Nico's daddy! (Besides, I loved him in Hercules)

Poseidon or Hermes: Hermes because HE INVENTED THE INTERWEBS! WITHOUT HIM WE WOULDN'T HAVE !

Athena or Aphrodite: Athena

Artemis or Hera: Artemis

Apollo or Dionysus: Apollo

Ares or Hephaestus: Ares

PJO or HOO: PJO

Percy or Luke: Sorry Percy, but Luke

Kronos or Gaea: Kronos because he was in Luke's body

Ambrosia or nectar: nectar

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book that brought us back Percy.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at Camp Half-Blood, Percy at Camp Jupiter.

List twelve characters from your favourite books/movies, in no particular order.

1. Draco

2. Luke

3. Remus

4. Sirius

5. Octavian

6. James

7. Peeta

8. Anna

9. Elsa

10. Percy (Jackson)

11. Four(Tobias)

12. Hans of the Southern Isles

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope, but with all the weirdness in existence, probably is out there

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sirius is the DEFINITION OF HOT

3. What would happen if Seven got Eight pregnant?

I highly doubt Peeta would do that.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Elsa? Definatly

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Luke and James? Nah James would be calling Luke a traitor while Luke would be disgusted by the fact he looks like Percy

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Octavian/Elsa or Octavian/Percy? Octavian/Elsa because dey are my poor misunderstood babies/

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Remus is always feeling alone, ostracized from school because of his furry little problem, but when he meets a boy with black hair and sea green eyes, he has someone to share with about how alone he was his entire life.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Draco and Anna. I don't think it exists, but i can see Anna getting Draco to open up his "fun" side

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Seven hurt/comfort fic.

After loosing everyone he loved, Peeta Mellark met a girl with Strawberry blonde hair and a smile that can make anyone smile back. The question is though, is Peeta anyone?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

More than just the spare Frozen deleted song. This ones obvious

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A lot of fighting, fussy rich boyness, and pranks.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I think it was about a month ago. It was an Octavian/Rachel fic.

14. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Surprisingly i think yes.

15. How would 9 react if 11 died?

If Elsa knew Four, then I think she would react badly, considering her sister almost died.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

I'd say James and Elsa because Luke and Sirius would be a lot fighting, with the word "traitor" used a lot

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

James because I highly doubt it would ever get boring.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Four because that's the only option where TV actually exists

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Draco because he's my misunderstood baby

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Elsa had trusted him. Trusted that he would leave the Greeks ALONE. But when she saw the familiar gleam of his sword. She knew that not only she had lost a friend, but gained an enemy

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Luke and Anna? Probably Romance/Humor

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Draco kill Luke or Elsa kill Octavian? Draco probably killing Luke.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

James or Elsa? I am sososososo so sorry but James.

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

Hans defiantly because I could make him not want to kill other royals.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

Number 24, because she would get the humor part of it.

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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

List twelve characters from your favourite books/movies/TV shows, in no particular order.

1. The Doctor

2. Rose Tyler

3. The TARDIS

4. Donna Noble

5. John Watson

6. Greg Lestrade

7. Amy Pond

8. Jim Moriarty

9. The Master

10. Sherlock Holmes

11. Anderson

12. Sebastian Moran

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope, wouldn't want to. Going out with Anderson is not Lestrade's division

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

On a scale of one to ten, 11

3. What would happen if Seven got Eight pregnant?

Most likely would be the other way around, but the baby would be an evil, ginger, mastermind.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, reading one right now called The Beating of the Drums where the Master met Rose Tyler, not The Doctor.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lestrade and Rose? I guess so. I wonder if blondes are in Lestrade's division.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

John/The Master or Johnlock? JOHNLOCK! IT IS THE SHIP THAT WILL NEVER SINK.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

When Sherlock was coming to 221b from a rather dull case, he saw a blue box, one that looked exactly the same as one he saw a couple hours ago. He went up to it, because he was curious and because he was bored, was startled as the doors opened by themselves.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

The Doctor and Moriarty? I highly doubt this. Fluff? I highly doubt this even more.

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Seven hurt/comfort fic.

The Consulting Criminal and The Girl Who Waited

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Different as can be- Very Potter Musical. This one would obviously be for Sebastian and Jim

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Lack of Division

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Couple hours ago.

14. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Well I think The TARDIS and Amy get along good enough.

15. How would 9 react if 11 died?

The Master wouldn't care, Anderson is just a human who lowers Baker Street's IQ

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

Rose and Donna because, one, they were the ones who sacrificed the most to save the world and two, they got so much sass.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Amy, for sure

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Lestrade because TV IS his division.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Oh The Doctor by far.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

John stood there, shocked, when he saw Sherlock opening the watch, he didn't realize a completely different person would take over. His Sherlock, was gone, and replaced by this thing. The Master.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Crime/Romance

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

The Master kills John.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Lestrade. He is a silver fox.

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

The Doctor because i think The Doctor would be a cute time lord baby.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

Three