August DuMonte
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Joined 03-27-01, id: 53545
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hello all.

It has come to my attention just how deeply the powers that be that run this website have injured several of my friends, in regards to their policy of fic deletion. You know what I'm talking about.

Furthermore, I am hardly involved in writing fanfiction anymore, at least fanfiction of the sort that is accepted on this site. Sorry, but I've moved on to greener pastures. like smut. and RPS. So I won't be hanging around much anymore, if indeed I decide to stay at all.

To everyone who's reviewed by work in the past, for good or ill, I thank you. You've helped me to grow as a writer and without comments and crit none of us would ever accomplish anything.

So.
I'm removing my fiction from this site. At least, for the time being, my fiction that the moderators could find some fault with in terms of formatting. God knows they don't seem to find fault with the scores of grammatically awful un-satirical Mary-sue fics running rampant here. Frankly, I'm tired of their shit. I'm moving my work to my writing/artwork livejournal, which can be found if you go digging through my normal lj information. If you want to read my stuff there, thanks. if not, this doesn't really matter to you.

Catch you on the flip side, kids. I'm still going to write more WFA. Just wait until I get back to campus. ^_^.

~August

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Awful MarySue: The Unsold Tales by Tolkanonms reviews
A tale of the Fellowship: Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin…and one other. Also Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Haldir, Thranduil, Faramir and more. Arwen, however, is curiously absent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,448 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Island of the Zombies by The Noble Platypus reviews
AU S1. Chapter 8: Sayid disappears, and we can't have that. Jack's still an idiot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,152 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Charlie, Hurley
Arrrrrg! by Princess Bertha reviews
COMPLETE! Slash, parody, humour. Four years after PotC1, Norrington, Jack and Will reunite to save Elizabeth, who has been kidnapped by a member of Barbossa's crew. jackxwill, norringtonxannamaria
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Broadsides by Phantom on a Budget reviews
Katherine Norrington, Commodore James Norrington's younger sister and self-proclaimed matchmaker, moves to Port Royale looking for a new beginning and to help her brother find love. ActionRomanceTragedy. NOW FINISHED! Ch. 31 revised.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,737 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
Choosing Sides by Walmartshoplifter reviews
Two of the X-Men are kidnapped by mysterious assailants when an unlikely friend comes to their aid... for a price. Read and Review (Let the ROMYness begin! A little bit of Lancitty, Jott and Jonda.) COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,908 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Of Coffee and Sadism by Emerald Embers reviews
In which English weather and the coffee industry bring a few more truths to light than necessary. CrowleyxAziraphale slash within.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Ankles All the Way by Dala1 reviews
Norrington and Elizabeth struggle to find their way within a marriage neither of them is quite prepared for. Jack and Will guest-star. UPDATED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003
A Pirate's Life by Elspeth1 reviews
Will, trying to do a favor for Jack, unwittingly places himself in a vengeful Norrington's line of fire, and Elizabeth realizes that she may lose both of the men she loves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,013 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
That Umbrella in the Water by Trojan Snail reviews
What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
One Night More by Elske reviews
A study into the character of Commodore Norrington. Slashy goodness. :) (NorringtonJack-ish, NorringtonGillette)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
Men Of Our Word by L.M. Griffin reviews
(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003
Deck the Halls by Endril McMerlyn reviews
In response to the Norrington Christmas Party Challenge! I'm new at this, especially focusing on Norrington and humour. Set before the movie. Lutientant Norrington attends a Christmas party he would rather forget.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003
Really Really Bad Eggs by Anne Parkington reviews
FINISHED!Sequel to ‘Really Bad Eggs’: Oh no! Our heros have found themselves face to face with those girls again (who are really ticked at jack) Elizabeth finds love in a really awkward place.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003
Boundaries by Jehan's Muse reviews
Jack doesn't think he's been properly grateful to Norrington for letting him go...but his "thank you" goes further than expected. SLASH, Jack/Norrington, hints of Will/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Comfort by Jehan's Muse reviews
Jack and Norrington, captured by pirates, somehow end up in the same jail cell, and slash ensues. Sadly lacking in the plot department, I'm afraid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
What He Wouldn't Give by LOTR Sparkling Pippin reviews
A short song fic. Takes place right after Elizabeth and Will's kiss. It's about Norrington's true feelings towards the match of blacksmith and governer's daughter. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2003
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Beyond Words by Princess Of Quake reviews
Frik's thoughts of Morgan's death.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
Remus by Shunyata Ryuen reviews
From a timid, friendless first-year to a master of Defense Against the Dark Arts: a chronicle of the life of Remus J. Lupin, from his first year at Hogwarts to his last (and beyond).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Surprise, Surprise by Lucy Mars reviews
"Who you see and who I really am are two complete different people." CHLEX. Final Chapter.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,136 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Another Story by Purple Mouse reviews
Once upon a time, a bunch of reincarnated seishi went to college and did fairly normal College Things...but when you're a reincarnated seishi, can your life EVER really be normal? Nuriko'sPOV;shounen ai; FINISHED!! **cries** Fun stuff added ^__^
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Nuriko, Hotohori
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Abandoned Glorfindel story by Soledad reviews
I find that I no longer can stand up for the concept, so this story is officially abandoned. I only leave it up to keep the lovely and supportive reviews. There will be a different tale with the old title, eventually, but for now, I just want to thank everyone who commented and encouraged me while I was very new to fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,711 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Bermuda reviews
Set almost directly after the film, this fic deals with the Canonicals and some Original Characters. Much fun to be had with slash, het, rum, and mocking the Navy. Chapter five now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
The OCs: Adventures in Characterization reviews
More of an homage than a parody, this is a tribute to some of my favorite Original Characters in POTC fandom. And it's also a blatant act of cronyism, but I really don't care. Featuring Norrington and all his wacky pals. Read it and be horribly confused!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003
When Fangirls Attack! LOTRstyle reviews
The legendary parody of Self-Insert Mary-Sue fics gone Horrybly Wrong! Seriously. UPDATE: Chapter 9, Ultra ADD-ON Chapter is up! read and review, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,346 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 1/3/2002