Name: Chris

Age: 19, yo.

Living: Yes, I am. In San Gabriel and Irvine. IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE OH SHIT PARADOX.

Oh, you want to know about me? GASP! Nah, just kidding. Anyway, here's a little thingie I thought about one day that talks about me. So...I don't know. Do something. Read. Write. Burn in hell with the deepest of sins. Oh, and the SN's FEFanatic, if you must know. That's right, FEFanatic. Come, one and all to the guy who has no life.

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class - agamus fanaticus, subclass - rolus palayink agamus

A person who would rather read than do anything else, including sleep. Is fond of reading (duh), writing, playing games, procrastination, and watching TV and anime. Has an extreme, unhealthyobsession with vampires, the undead, magic, and fantasy in general. Likes making original characters so he can see what a person who has a part of his own personality would do in those situations. Has short, black hair and is also short himself. Forgetful, yet can remember the most trivial of facts. Doesn't know how to interperet his emotions that clearly yet. Writes any sort of genre, although he still doesn't like angst and depression. Favorite genres are humor and action/adventure and fantasy. Relatively short-tempered, and likes annoying people he considers friends.

"Are you tired of people telling you things that you don't want to hear? Do you think that someone is giving you useless information and talking your ear off? Does the person ramble on and on and you want to cut off your ears in a futile attempt to stop the noise? Well, worry about that no more! With our patented technology, we can make that person disappear within a matter of seconds! One minute, you'll hear that person blabbing away and the next, he/she'll be gone!

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Status - July 10, 2008

Man I feel so guilty for doing absolutely nothing in the past year. Oh well...I'll have some fics up. Probably. I think. Updates too. I hope.

List of Shit I Really Want to Work On:

Restoration (Man I really want to finish this.)
A Flip of the Coin