YANOOOO... It's really quite annoying when anything you write comes out sounding catty o_o; and I hate that. I'm not a catty person. Seriously. In fact, I'm not much of a serious person to begin with hehe.

Okay here's my scoop. I write crack!fe fanfiction in my free time and I know there's like a bazillion people that don't like it but I know there's also a bazillion people that do ._. so I'm posting what I write here for them and for me. I don't mean to offend anyone with it. I know there are a lot of people out there that scream and rant and hate me because I don't write in canon or perfect canon or what they like, but... well it's a fanfic. I also suck at writing and reading in English ; I do what I can, yano? I proofread and stuff and yet I still find typos. I swear ff.n slips them in to make me angry.

Another thing... X_x I know diary fics are over rated. PLEASE STOP CRABBING ABOUT THAT OMG I'm NOT finishing the Diary of Erk I'm sick and bloody tired of all the negative publicity I keep getting from it. I wrote that like a million years ago when dinosaurs were still on the planet and McCain wasn't even in the republican party yet. [/bad joke. Back then diary fics were semi... alright and it was just an idea I had. Heavens to Betsy so many people liked it but so many people also got mad and started posting bad things about me on the internet o_o I was like who are you people I never met you but okay lol oh well. That's life, no one will ever get along.

So ya I'll post the stuff here. I'm not here to offend anyone. I'm sorry if everything isn't 100 perfect with my grammar. I proofread to the best of my ability. Characters have a range of OoCness from major to minor. Comments and Criticism are always welcome, but I'd appreciate it if you were nice about it. If you don't like it, I'd rather you not reply at all.

My email is the same, forums are http:// if you wanted to join a crackpot FE club. :) Thank you for reading. 3 Kate