Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Soul Eater. I don't really know what to put here, so I hope this works. Name: Alex (anagram of Axel, I know - I love my name) Organization XIII Name: Xalex (cuz nothing else works..) Weapon: Bow and arrows (gotta love archery, and shooting people in the eye...) (for those of you who don't get the reference, see "After Ever After Disney Parody by Paint" on youtube.) Favorite Organization Member: Axel. Obviously. (although Demyx is a close second - he's adorable) Favorite music: Anything, really. Except opera. And country (the music of the Devil. Sorry if I've offended you, but it's true.) And anything else that grates against my ears. And i must say, violins are cool - sometimes I wish I had musical talent (singing doesn't count, not when you're as stage fright as I am.) Favorite Movies: Really, anything I can get my hands on. I don't really get around to movies that often. Too busy writing/surfing the internet. Favorite Books: OMYGODBOOKS! There are WAY too many to list here. It would take ages to even get a small portion of them listed. Places I Want to Go: Japan. And (I know it's not possible, but I can always wish) the Kingdom Hearts world(s). Ah, well. I guess I'll have to make do with my daydreams. And books. 10 Facts About ME: I. I love books (in case you didn't notice) II. I love anime. A lot. But I am fairly new to it, so i say this in advance: don't blame me if i don't know what anime you're talking about. III. Although some of my friends may think so, I'm not straight, i'm bisexual. Some of my... not as smart... friends think that i can be slightly homophobic. NOT TRUE, i just dont like it when people parade around the fact they're dating. And if you didn't figure it out from the pairings I ship, i am a wholehearted supporter of homosexuality. IV. I love music, and I can sing (not in front of people, though - tragic, I say), but if I try to play a musical instrument, no matter how hard i try to make actual music, it always ends up sounding like a dying cat. I am not kidding about this, either. V. Yes, I know, I have a large vocabulary. And yes, I read the dictionary for fun sometimes. It provides a lot of my inspiration. VI. My favorite word is "discombobulated". (if you don't know what it means, look it up on UrbanDictionary. Also, shame on you for not knowing.) VII. I'm not actually a gamer ( i was introduced to Kingdom Hearts as a manga, in case you're wondering). I have played maybe three games in my life - Kingdom Hearts I & II, and some other game I can't really remember. Also I tried playing Final Fantasy XIII, but I failed so miserably that I never tried again (part of the reason was my older brother laughing his ass off.) VIII. I LOVE AXEL. Obviously. If you know me, then you'd be stupid not to know this, because if you didn't, then you wouldn't be my friend. And to those people who STILL haven't remembered his name, i am silently planning your death by fire from the shadows. Really, this should be the most obvious fact out there, but then again, there are a lot of really stupid people in the world. IX. I am an artist. Not that good of one, and most of my works are tracing, but I am an artist none the less. X. I know this conflicts with everything else in my personality, but i love forensics - something about the dead bodies. (and my friends say I'm not a crazy person. Well, I'm not really. I am a stark-raving lunatic. And I am proud of it - which probably makes it even worse... whatever, I don't care... as a creepy crazy-person smile forms on my face.) XI. I am the self-nominated recipient of the title of "most likely to become a serial killer". If you're wondering why I'm being so open about this, go back and look at #10, because you obviously didn't read all of it. XII. I am a nerd. Simple as that. I am also very proud of this title, and because of this, my friends call me "The Nerd". They say this fondly. Most of the time. I think. (I am very bad at distinguishing emotions in a voice) If they aren't being nice, then I ignore this and take it as a compliment, because most times, it pisses them off. XIII. Apparently, I can't count. Because as you can see, this is #13 in a list of, and I quote, "10 Facts About ME". And if you are a spelling/grammar Nazi, i give you my most sincere apologies. I admit it - my spelling is atrotiois. Sorry. Atrocious. Copy This if it Applies to You: I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists (I can now say this!! Finally reached the emo status - been trying, but it was hard to give up all colour when your parents are happy-go-lucky christians.) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (This is mostly for guys) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(guys only, or lesbians) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told). I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent, eh? I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast, I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stop with the sterotypes. It's fuckin annoying. |
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