""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons

"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]

Levi/Eren Soulmate AU Eren didn't care if he was marked. He and Mikasa had built a relationship based on love, and pain, and shared secrets. No one could compete with that. Or so he had thought, until he met Levi, who was too short, too grumpy, too foulmouthed, and all together too enthralling.

There are a lot of struggles to be had when going through an arranged marriage, especially if your fiancé is one of the richest, most famous heirs of the modern age. Modern Day Ereri AU with a side of arranged marriage.

Why yes, this is a prince!levi AU. Eren is found discouraged and homeless, when he is offered a job as a maid by a stranger. He does the one thing he tells himself not to do; fall in love with the prince.

A break-up. Amusement park. A broken phone. Snot-filled handkerchief. Hundred meters rides. Ice cream. An expensive car. And feathery kisses. All in one day. How could an unexpected meeting with Mr. Scary Stranger lead to the beginning of something? Eren will find out as Fate decides his destiny by twisting and intertwining it with people who are bound to be in his life.

The subtlest signs make all the difference. Somehow, Kagome and her friends find themselves as the newest additions to the Western Demon Court. Drowning in lessons and training, Kagome does not have the time to be paying more attention than healthy to a certain demon lord. Or does she? Canon-AU

They thought he was broken and crazy. So they did what most people do with broken things. They hide them. They are ashamed of them. And he was locked away for a year. Until he was rescued from spending the rest of his life like a caged bird.

It was in the last few minutes of his shift that Eren felt a presence behind him. [birthday gift for Mandy]

Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku

Most ghosts were once human. The rules of humanity can still be applied.

Eren and Levi cope with the aftermath of the mission in the forest.

Sasuke has returned to the village but still struggles to overcome his moments of madness. Sakura seeks help from the one person who has lived through the depths of psychosis & has come through with shinning colors. What she doesn't count on was becoming so enchanted with the kazekage himself. GaaSaku slight SasuSaku.

A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.

Life goes on after Vlad comes back from space. /hints of pompous pep/

"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals

If one thing had not led to the next, would she have stayed with him? If Naruto hadn't changed him, would she have felt this way? If he hadn't grown up the way he had, would she have been so scared to feel it? Gaasaku.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Sakura's psyche was anything but stable. When Itachi walks up and sits on a rock directly across from her, Sakura really doesn't think anything out of the ordinary is happening. He's an hallucination, afterall...he is an hallucination, right?

All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.

He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Kagome celebrates a year's worth of holidays with her enemy. I wrote this using American holidays. Just an FYI in case you go in expecting it to be centralized around Japanese holidays. Fixed the chapter so it's the right one this time.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.

To have her wish successfully granted, Sakura have a mission to do. Sending herself back in time seems horrific enough, but it couldn't be any worse when she's stuck in the desert, along with a redhead who should have been dead.

Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.

It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .

Her sparkling eyes broke his steadfast routine. A sweet little story on how one can fall a little more in love every day. Oneshot AU Paring SessKag. Written for the first round of TangerineDream's tournament in Dokuga.

Amaimon begins to feel jealous of how Rin cares for Yukio and demands the same treatment. They are technically brothers, after all.

Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?

They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku

It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?

Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.

He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Being in the bad part of town, a dingy apartment, and having a low paying job is fine. But falling for your dangerous neighbor isn't. Especially when you're engaged. And happy. And supposedly uninterested. AU. ButchxBubbles.

Itachi had a blood relative in which he called ‘father’ but his so called ‘father’ never actually ‘fathered’ him. Now that Fugaku is gone, who can fill the void?

Short collection of drabbles in which Sakura and Gaara share a tent during wartime.

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU

Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen

It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.

When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...

GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.

Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.

Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku

Sakura is cold and Naruto isn't helpful. SasuSaku

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

Bubbles is always the weakest one. That goes without saying. But what happens when she get's sick of the way things are supposed to be, and starts taking things into her own hands? Can she change the things people thought were unchangable? BubblesxButch

Based on the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi by Bleedman. The Rowdyruff Boys prepare to battle the girls once more that is, until Boomer confesses his love for Bubbles. However, the events that follow lead to a conflict beyond imagination. Remember to review.