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 Author has written 18 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Rise of the Guardians, Kingdom Hearts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mulan, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Sims, Twilight, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Harry Potter, Tarzan, How to Train Your Dragon, Beauty and the Beast, Divergent Trilogy, and Hunger Games. Name: LoveGarden22 Age: 18 Birthday: May, 31st, 1997 Gender: Female Hair colour: Strawberry Blonde Eye colour: Green Height: 5'8'' Home: Canada, Ontario Music: Like everything except screamo Books: Like anything except Horror stories, and the Hunger Games book 3 (Percy Jackson is my all time Favourite!!!) Movies: anything except horror, {I think the hunger games movies are ok} (All time favorite is Disney's Tarzan) Food: the list of food I don't like is shorter. So like a variety of food, favorite is pizza. Animals: Favorite animal is the cat (because I'm a lot like one myself), also likes: horses, dolphins, butterflies, etc. Please be kind when you review my stories, and don't cuss at me. I'm a Christian, so I never ever put cussing in my stories. Also, I'm A Girl. I'm not a cusser. I'm a sweet person, really, although I can be harsh when I'm upset. Fav quotes from myself (idea borrowed by Kayla Destroyer): "The farther I go the harder it gets, the harder it gets the farther I go." "Facts are just beliefs backed up by evidence." "If you twist someone's words enough, eventually the person will snap themselves." "Boys are like freshly baked apple pie: Hot, Sweet, and slightly flakey." "Tip: Girls like being told their beautiful, but in the end it's never enough. Girls want to be known for something else, something more than beauty." "Books take us away from the world we know and bring us into a world all of our own." "Shy people are like ghosts. They are not seen, they are not heard, they are not noticed, but it doesn't mean they are not there." "Being in Love is like riding a bike. Many people learn how to at a young age. It can be exhilarating at times, at other times scary. You might take risks, and sometimes you might end up getting hurt. But in the end, no matter how many times you fall, you never forget how to, and you always get back on to ride again." "Love is something I'll always want, but never receive." My soundtrack: "Up" Shania Twain, "Ghost" Fefe Dobson, "Nobody likes me" Scouts, "One is the loneliest number." "What a way to wanna be" Shania Twain, "Mean" Taylor Swift, "O Canada." "Oh...Canada" Classified, "Stronger Beer" Tim Hicks, "Canadian Girls" Dean Brody, "Proud to Be Canadian" The Arrogant Worms, "Canadian Please" Julia Bentley & Andrew Gunadie, "Keep Shining" Shad, Who I Am I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. 10% Rude... 20% Spoiled... 30% Loud... 40% Crazy... 50% Weird... 60% Sweet... 70% Clumsy... 80% Random... 90% Sarcastic... 100% Me !!!!!!!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a natural occurrence, I personally agree with them), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Gallifrey Dweller, ElmoDaHorse, 100percenthorseMAD, Tgirl1934, LoveGarden22 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Genie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Genizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Cat 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) Amanda Inkerman 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Thogegil 5 1/2: My way to do your starwars name: (last three letters of your last name, last three letters of your first name. Last three letters of your street name not including ct, pl, etc., last three letters of the state you were born in): Sonniemanrio 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Pop 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eomioas 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Rose Scott 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Dot 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): bbgerd4nie Alternate Names: YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Pink Coke YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kitty YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Watermelon Love YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): The Pink Cutpurse YOUR GUY SIDE xYou love hoodies. xYou love jeans. xDogs are better than cats. xIts hilarious when people get hurt (depends) xYou've played with/against boys on a team xShopping is torture. (depends on what kind of shopping) xSad movies suck. xYou own/ed an XBox xPlayed with Hotwheels cars as a kid. xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. xYou watch sports on TV. xGory movies are cool. xYou go to your dad for advice xYou own like a trillion baseball caps. xYou like going to high school football games. xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards. xBaggy pants are cool to wear. xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think. xSports are fun. xTalk with food in your mouth. xSleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 8 YOUR GIRL SIDE xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (on special occasions and I get chapped lips) xYou love to shop. xYou wear eyeliner. xYou wear the color pink. xGo to your mom for advice. xYou consider cheerleading a sport. (It's not a sport!) xYou hate wearing the color black. xYou like hanging out at the mall. xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures. xYou like wearing jewelry. (half 'n' half) xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe. xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies. xYou don't like the movie Star Wars. xYou were in gymnastics/dance. xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. xYou smile a lot more than you should. xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. xYou care about what you look like. xYou like wearing dresses when you can. xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. xYou love the movies. xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid. xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. xLike being the star of everything. TOTAL: 9 PREP X You own a cell phone. X You own something from Abercrombie. X You own something from Pac sun. X You own something from Hollister. X You own something from American eagle. X You love/like going to the mall. X You own an iPod/MP3 player. X You love Starbucks. X You have been called a brat. X You hate buying things that are on sale. X You have more than one house. Total: 3 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. X You have thought about death. X You wear chains. X You like heavy metal. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. (I don't find that gothic) X You have worn black lipstick. X Your hair was/is dark. X You dislike preps. X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (NONONONONONONONO) Total: 4 PUNK X You can skateboard X You’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. X You hate MTV. (never seen it) X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. X You dislike pink. (NO WAY!!) X You hate/dislike preps. X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total: 1 GEEK X You love the computer. X You like Harry Potter. (how does this make me a geek?) X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X You get straight A's.(usually) X You love/like reading. X You were/are in band. X You don't care what you look like. (eh... kinda...) X You have a curfew/Bedtime (because my parents want to go to sleep, and I'm loud) X You always do your homework. X You never miss school unless you're sick. Total: 8 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. X You collect your jerseys. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. X Your garage consists of sports equipment. X You belong/belonged to a school team. X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. X You have a specific number. Total: 2 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. X You never walk anywhere. X You wear slip-on shoes. (not since I was little) X You wear/wore Vans. X You like the band Panic! At the disco. X You wear band t-shirts. X People have called you a freak and meant it. X You love to "hardcore" dance. X Hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 2 (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? No 2) Where did you get your default picture? Google 3) What's your middle name? Amanda 4) Your current relationship status? Single 5) Does your crush like you back? No idea, but probably not 6) What is your current mood? Determined 7) I deleted this question, it was creepy. 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Pink 9) Missing something? I have an awful feeling I am. 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I don't know, lots of things. 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A cat 12) Ever had a near death experience? No 13) Something you do a lot? Read 14) The song stuck in your head? A lot? 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? BookWorm5635 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? My twin sister 17) When was the last time you cried? July 4th, 6 pm, 2013 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Seeing the future. 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Hair color 21) What do you usually order from Tim Hortons? a Doughnut 22) What's your biggest secret? like I'd tell you 23) Favorite color? Pink 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Depends, what's a kiddie show? 25) What are you? An author in the making who is ultimately invisible but at home is known as the person who usually acts as the adult even though she is the youngest of three because the other two have disabilities. 26) Do you speak any other language? Pig Latin. French. German. Sign language. 27) What's your favorite smell? Freshly baked Bread 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Hard. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? I wish 30) What are you thinking about right now? How many people read this before I changed it. 31) What should you be doing? Morning Answer: Afternoon answer: looking for a job, Evening answer: studying for my drivers test, Night Answer: sleeping 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My Mom. 33) Do you like working in the yard? Who does? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Either Frost or Jackson. Because then I would be related to one of the awesome guys in the world 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Yes 36) What is your natural hair color? Not sure. 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? My Mom. Fire [ ] You have a short temper [ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first [X] You are very competitive [ ] You like to play with fire [X] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all [X] You prefer warm weather over cold weather [X] You often lose control over yourself [ ] You can be quite reckless [X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it [ ] People have often called you insane 5/10 Water [ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality [X] You like to go to the beach [X] You rarely get angry [X] When you do get angry, you know how to control it [X] You think before you act. [X] You are good at breaking up fights. [ ] You are a great swimmer. [ ] You like the rain. [ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations. [ ] You are very generous. 5/10 Earth [ ] You are physically strong. [X] You have a close connection with nature. [ ] You don't mind getting dirty. [X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. [ ] You could easily survive in the wild [X] You care about the environment. [ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. [ ] You rarely get depressed. [ ] You aren't afraid of anything. [X] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. 4/10 Air: [X] You have a free spirit. [ ] You hate rules. [X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. [X] You hate to be restrained. [X] You are independent. [X] You are quite intelligent. [X] You tend to be impatient. [X] You are easily distracted. [X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. [X] You wish you could fly. 9/10 (so I am mostly air, then tied for fire and water, and with earth close behind) You Know You're a Book Addict If: -You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. -Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. -You write fanfictions about the book. -You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. -Everything reminds you of the book. -You quote random lines all the time. -You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. -You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. -You've got a book memorized. (Mark of Athena; I've read it a lot) -You've read a book more than five times. -You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. -You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (But if Rick does something to Percabeth; there will be some protesting!) -Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name. I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. I am Canadian! Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader... I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. Canada is the second largest landmass! My name is Joe!! Repost this if you are a Canadian and Proud. Canadian Stereotypes: (Highlight the ones that apply to you) 1. We live in Igloos, (No one as far I know does this.) 2. We have funny accents, (Not that I'm aware of.) 3. We say 'Eh' a lot, (It's general slang around here for 'right' or 'huh', but it's not said as much as you think. Occasionally in a conversation, yes, end of every sentence, no.) 4. We say aboot, instead of about, 5. We put maple syrup on everything, (I like it, but on pancakes is usually the only place I add it too, and sometimes not even then. I do like the flavouring in hot beverages and on baked goods though.) 6. We use Monopoly Money, (It's real, believe me, I think American money looks fake.) 7. It's winter all the time, (It never gets as hot as Cuba, Florida, or California, but in the summer it gets as high as 35 degrees Celsius.) 7.5. We use Celsius instead of Fahrenheit, (My cousins down near the border use Fahrenheit, but I tend not to). 8. We love hockey, play it 24/7, and have chipped teeth from it, (Even a bookworm like me as played in and watched a hockey game at least once, but I know people who play it and they don't have chipped teeth.) 9. We all speak French, (I'm a novice, but most French people in Canada come from Quebec.) 10. We ride Polar bears, Caribou, and Moose. We also have pet beavers, (Are you people insane!? Yes these animals inhabit our country, but they tend to stay away from us. If we bothered getting close to them, then we probably be mauled.) 11. We say "Zed" instead of "Zee" 12. We always drink beer, and Canadian Beer is better than American beer, (Never had it myself, but American Beer is a little weak for our taste.) 13. Instead of ninth "grade", we have "grade nine", 14. We all profess as lumberjacks or fur traders, (Don't know anyone who is a lumberjack or fur trader. Who even trades furs anymore?) 15. We eat blubber, (Ew...) 16. We own dogsleds, (Afraid of dogs, so no.) 17. We are all nice, and polite and we all know each other. (Even though all countries have bad people most people I know are nice and polite. Oh, and even though I know most people in my town, I don't know everyone. So don't expect me to know people from across the country!) 18. We have a Prime Minister, instead of a President, (His name is Steven Harper) 19. We are a Peaceful Nation, (Violence sometimes, but haven't war for more than 90 years and haven't had terrorist attacks for more than 20.) 20. We are a diverse country, (Where I live in Canada isn't a good example, but I've been to Toronto and there are people of all kinds walking around like nothing's wrong.) 21. We all wear toques, (In the winter, and some people tough it out without them.) 22. The country is very big, 23. We are proud of our country, and think it is the best. (Well, I do at least.) 24. We don't have electricity, T.V's, or Phones, or other technology, (My house has 5 T.V's, My parents each have 2 cell phones, My brother has an Ipad, my mom has 2 Ipods, a laptop and an Ipad mini, My sister has a cell phone, I have an Ipod, and we share a laptop. We have 2 desktops, 5 landlines, a microwave, and a mini-fridge and laundry room in the basement. So, I'd have to answer that question with a big fat OF COURSE WE HAVE TECH!!) 25. We all know how to ice fish, ski, snowboard, etc. (I have only skied once in my life.) 26. Toronto is the capitol of Canada, (Ottawa is the Capitol of Canada.) 27. We lost the war of 1812, (We ended up winning the war of 1812! Kidding, we actually tied with the same amount of land stolen, so we traded back. We still burnt down the white house though. Ah, good times...) 28. Everything is really close together, (Our country is the second largest landmass in the world next to Russia, so No Vancouver is not next to Toronto which is next to Newfoundland.) 29. We all love Tim Horton's, (Well, I go to Timmy's a lot, while I'm there people are constantly coming and going.) If you are Canadian, and know anymore, feel free to add. Canadian Jokes: Note: Whenever I watch T.V I see American Shows present Canadian Stereotypes and get slightly offended, then I remember these jokes and feel better. 1. (Not a true story) How Canada was named, Back before it was called Canada, it was called the Cold North Dominion (C.N.D for short). The government presented the name to the public to see how they responded to it. One man looked at it and said, "'C' eh?" Another man said, "'N' eh?" and the third man said, "'D' eh?" The government turned and said, "Gee that's a way better idea than what we had! Let's use that!" 2. A CA, Mexican, and Chinese on a boat. There was a Canadian man, Mexican man and Chinese man on a boat together and the boat started to sink. The captain went up to them and said they needed to throw things overboard to lighten the load. The Mexican grabbed a bag of taco shells and said, "We have too many of these where I come from." and threw it overboard; the boat rose in the water a little. The Chinese man grabbed a package of noodles and said, "We have too many of these where I come from." and threw it overboard; the boat rose in the water a little. The Canadian man panicked and looked around frantically, before picking up the Chinese man and saying, "We have too many of these where I come from." and throwing him overboard. 3. God on the eighth day, Everyone knows the story of God creating the world in 6 days, and resting on the 7th...well on the 8th day, God and the angel Gabriel were looking down on the world and God says to Gabriel "I am happy with my creating Gabriel, so happy in 4. Canadian S.O.S NEED BEER!! 5. Why's American Beer similar to sitting on a boat? They're both close to water. 6. Be careful what you ask. One day a first grade teacher came into class and told them that she was a proud American. She then asked her class if any of them were American, and-wanting to be like their teacher- they all raised their hands... except for one little girl in the back of the room. The teacher asked the girl, "Why didn't you raise your hand?" and the little girl replied, "Because I'm a Canadian." The teacher asked her, "Why do you say that?" The little girl replied, "My Mommy's a Canadian, and my Daddy's a Canadian, that means I'm a Canadian." The Teacher told the girl, "Just because your Mommy and Daddy are something, that doesn't mean you are." "Yes it does." the girl argued, The teacher then asked her, "Well if you Mommy was a moron, and your Daddy was a moron, then what would you be?" The little girl replied, "Then I'd be an American." 7. Canadian's are smart... and not always kind. There were three guys; one was American, one was Mexican, and one was Canadian. On a holiday, they travelled to a foreign country together. That night, they went out to drink. It was illegal to drink alcohol in that country and they were caught by the police. The punishment for drinking was twenty lashes with a whip, but the police told them, "Since today is a holiday, you each get one wish before you recieve punishment." They turned to the Mexican first and he said, "I wish for a pillow strapped to my back." So the police strapped a pillow to his back before whipping him. The pillow broke after five lashes. Then they turned to the American, and he said, "I wish for two pillows strapped to my back." So they strapped two pillows to his back before whipping him, the pillows broke after fifteen lashes. Then they turned to the Canadian and said to him, "Since you come from special country, you get an extra wish." The Canadian said, "For my first wish, I wish for one hundred lashes with a whip." The police replied, "That is very brave of you, what is your second wish?" For which the Canadian replied, "For the American to be strapped to my back." And the American was strapped to the Canadian's back before he recieved one hundred lashes with a whip. 8. Canadian Temperature Scale 70 degrees F (21 degrees C) People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. People in Canada drive with the windows down. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?" Hell freezes over. 9. North American Beer Festival/American Beer. After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people who read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Fandom: I want to go to Camp Half-Blood! Harry Potter Fandom: I want to go to Hogwarts! the Chronicles of Narnia Fandom: I want to go to Narnia The Hunger Games Fandom: I'm okay. J.K. Rowling quotes After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default." "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "There is no good and evil, there is only power "Voldemort," said Riddle softly, "is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter." "Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl." "I have seen your heart, and it is mine." Harry Potter: [fighting Bellatrix Lestrange] Crucio! Lord Voldemort: [taunting Harry] You have to mean it, Harry. You know the spell. She killed him. She deserves it "Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore." J.K. Rowling quotes FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Immortalis Cruor Elf (USA) Bookworm5635 (USA), LoveGarden22 (Canada) Isabella: So, um, Major Monogram? Major M: Uh, yes? Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today? Major M: That's right. Isabella: Good! *pulls Phineas to her and kisses him* Phineas: *gasps, but is grinning* Isabella! Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait, wait, wait! *Carl wipes everyone's memory* (Alternate dimension) Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hm… maybe we’re not so alike. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! *nudges Alternate Dr. D.) You’re the grumpy one. Dr. D: Wait, I’m confused. Why does their platypus fight so good? Perry: *looks at him, then puts on hat* Dr. D: *gasps* Perry the Platypus! (Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *looks at Dr. D.* Really? Candace: And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable? (Alternate dimension) Isabella: What do you mean, suddenly? Candace: Tell me at LEAST you think he’s cute! (Alternate dimension) Candace: ‘Cute’ doesn’t win the war, kid. Dr. D.: *referring to the keys* Oh great, you caught them! Unlock me! Candace: *looks at him* Are you even paying attention? Dr. D.: *glances at lava* Oh… right. Later. Normbot: *sinking into the lava* Boy, I could go for a lemonade! Random lady: *Normbots flying overhead* My watermelon! Stacy: *on knees, raising hands, and closing eyes* PLEASE bring back Candace! Candace: Hi, Stacy! Stacy: *opens eyes* And I also want a car! Phineas: Alright, let’s kick some robot chassy! Carl: Sir, what about Doofenschmirtz’s Amnesia-Inator? Dr. D: I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I’d remember building something like that. (Btw, these all came from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimnesion.) Fav How to Train Your dragon Quotes: "Duh duh duh, we're dead." "Thank you for nothing you useless reptile." "Oh and there's one more thing you need to know. Sorry...Dad." "Oh, I can't wait. I'm so... (scene change) ...leaving" "Toothless we need her to like us!" "That's for_... and that's for everything else." "You just gestured to all of me!" "And my undies. Good thing I brought extras." "Thank you for summing that up." "Aaaagh! Mornin'." "Don't worry kids, I've been shipwrecked loads of times." "eh...safety's overrated." "Noooooo-oh, all right." "'What are you going to do?' 'Probably something stupid.' 'Good, but you've already done that.' 'Then something crazy.' 'That's more like it.'" "When I was a boy (oh, here we go), my father told me to hit my head against a rock and I did it. I thought he was crazy, but I didn't question him, and do you know what happened?' 'You got a headache.'" "He never listens (it runs in the family), and when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped on the meat on his sandwich. 'Excuse me barmy, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. This here, this is a talking fishbone!'" If you LOVED the movie How To Train Your Dragon, you might wish: I go into free fall and cheer your heart out When you want to laugh at Snotlout's mishaps When you want to hug Toothless When you wish you could ride a dragon When you wish you owned a dragon When you wish you had your own Night Fury When you wish you could see a real-life Night Fury When you wish you had a baby Night Fury chibified! If you loved the movie Rise of the Guardians and believe in the Guardians of childhood I believe in Jack Frost: Whenever I find frost on my window with a bunny on it I believe in The Easter Bunny: When you hug a bunny rabbit I believe in the Tooth Fairy: When I see something bright, sweet and colorful I believe in the Sandman: When good dreams give you inspiration I believe in Santa Clause: When I hear a bell ringing I believe in Pitch: When I see darkness but I go to the light Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in the Guardians! ;) I believe in the Guardians In The Sandman Toothfairy Easter Bunny Jack Frost and Santa Claus I swear to live by the lessons they have taught me and to follow the paths they have guided me down To cherish memories Believe in hope Dream See the Wonder in all things and to have Fun I will always believe in the Guardians for they have been with me since I was young and will be with me till my days end And I will continue believe so that they may forever be there to guard us and our childhoods will never die I believe in Wonder, Hope and Dreams, QUOTES CORNER "They say a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, but what does that say for a man with an empty desk?" -Albert Einstein True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" Real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.. "The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." -John Chiam I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.-Atticus Finch, To Kill a MockingBird "There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden "Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa "Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb "Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?" "The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness." Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live. "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." "I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head." "Don't look at me like I'm insane! I just asked you if my character should die at the end or not!" "Weird works for me." "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "I can tell you the difference between a geek and a nerd. A geek, goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter. A nerd goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter, dressed as Harry Potter, carrying various Harry Potter objects, and probably camped out for his spot in line." -Last Comic Standing Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane. – William Dement "Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." – Alan Moore More quotes I DONT obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. I'm not random I just have many thoughts. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. Wherever there is life there is love Reality is for people who lack imagination. If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction) I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -BookWorm5635 You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. When in doubt, make up words! Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. Pairings I Support: Harry Potter Hinny- Harry and Ginny Ronmione- Ron and Hermione James/Lily Percy Jackson & the Olympians Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth Thaluke- Luke and Thalia Gruniper- Grover and Juniper Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris Tratie- Travis and Katie Kane Chronicles Sanubis- Sadie and Anubis Salt- Sadie and Walt Zarter- Zia and Carter Heroes of Olympus Jasper- Jason and Piper Frank/Hazel Calypso/Leo Maximum Ride Fax- Fang and Max Mylan- Max and Dylan Eggy- Iggy and Ella Hunger Games Katniss/Peeta Finnick/Annie Twilight Edward/Bella Jake/Nessie (Renesme) Renee/Phil Charlie/Sue Angela/Ben (Eric) Jasper/Alice Carlisle/Esme Rosalie/Emmett Kate/Garett Phineas and Ferb Phinabella- Phineas and Isabella Canderemy(the official Candace/Jeremy name!)- Jeremy and Candace Ferbessa- Ferb and Vanessa Austin and Ally Auslly-Austin and Ally How to Train your Dragon Hiccstrid-Hiccup and Astrid Stalka-Stoick and Valka Epic Nod/MK Tara/Ronin Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons Eugunzel-Eugene and Rapunzel Hiccstrid-Hiccup and Astrid Jackpunzel- Jack and Rapunzel Merricup- Merida and Hiccup Jerida- Jack and Merida Hotel Transylvania Johnny/Mavis Drac/Martha Ice Age Melly- Manny and Elly Sherego- Shera and Diego Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Bookworm5635, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Yavie Aelienel, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411,Clarissa Jackson, Millmo.May, 100percenthorseMAD, Tgirl1934, LoveGarden22, Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea. I promise to remember Annabeth When a spider comes at me. I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course. I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Chiron When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.'' I promise to remember Tyson When friend stays by my side. I promise to remember Thalia When someone is scared of heights. I promise to remember Clarisse When someone gives me fright. I promise to remember Bianca When I scold my younger brother. I promise to remember Nico When someone doesn't get along with others. I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars. I promise to remember Rachel When a limo passes by my car. I promise to remember The Stolls whenever my home is beginning to unsettle I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone going against the odds. Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go. Swear on the River Styx!!!! "You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero "Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out." Leo Valdez (The Son of Neptune) "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian "Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" Annabeth: "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.""- The Last Olympian "'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.' I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'"- Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Uh the fireworks beach 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Percy or Jason. 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Annabeth, or Percy. Percy is defiantly friendlier and more approachable, but Annabeth said she could get along with anyone, and we have more in common. 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? I'd have to say Kronos. 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? The Mark of Athena, oh wait, PJatO book? Ummm...can I say all of them? 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? PERCY 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Hermes, Apollo, Athena, and Poseidon. Wait, pick one? Apollo...no Hermes...No Athena...No Posideon. 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Act cool and collected, then freak out after he is gone. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Jason, he can make you float above everybody. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy, he can help me get off and will. 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? No thank you, try that girl over there. 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? TEAM PERCABETH!!!! 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? I'd melt into a puddle. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Improving my skills. 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "I hate it when you guys do that!" Percy Jackson, Last olympian 16. Favorite Percy Moment? "So my best friend is half donkey?" 17. Favorite Nico Moment? "With great power comes...the great need to take a nap." May Castellion's house. 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? "Something about remember the rivers, and stay away from her daughter." Hermes mount Olympus. BONUS* "Now go to your room!" Hades, the Last Olympian 19. Favorite Grover Moment? "DIE TREE KILLER! DIE!!" 20. Favorite Random Moment? Kiss at the bottom of the canoe lake. 'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE 'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'" "Yes," Mars sad. "Is that not clear?" "Well, my lord . . . usually prophecies are unclear. They're wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and . . ." Mars casually popped off another grenade off his belt. "Yes?" "The prophecy is clear!" Octavian announced. "A quest!"' -The SON OF NEPTUNE (One of the best quotes ever.) 'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!" "Enough, Dakota," Reyna said. "Let's leave Larry's podex out of this." -The SON OF NEPTUNE "She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind." "That I would've paid to see," Frank said. "I mean - her expression. Not, you know, the baths." "Frank!" Hazel fanned her face like she need air.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE ( 'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . . He froze in his tracks. "Percy?" Frank asked. "What's wrong?" Percy tried desperately to concentrate. Where had those thoughts come from? Architecture, books . . . Annabeth had taken him to a library once, back home in - in - The memory faded. Percy slammed his fist into the side of a bookshelf.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres." Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?" "Long story." "Oh." -The SON OF NEPTUNE "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'" "You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "'Baby man'?" Frank spluttered. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?" If they hadn't been in such a bad situation, Percy's expression might have made her laugh.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg341 "I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there." Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?" To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway." -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg348 "What are these guys?" he whispered. "Canadians," Percy said. Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?" "Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada." -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg350 "Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top." Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!" This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could tell he was cursing. "Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that." *later* Percy and Frank both cussed like horses and held on desperately while Hazel wrapped her arms around Arion's neck. -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg439-440 Point: SoN: Best. Book. Of. 20111!!!! Oh Wow. I claim to be a PJO fan, yet I have no quotes from PJO. Why, you ask. Well, I'm too lazy to remember them all. That' is why. But rest assured, I love PJO. Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter (Taken from xXPercidiaJacksonxX's profile. I changed like one of them.) PJO facts of life: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. You shall find what you seek and make it your own. But fear for your life entombed within stone And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. One shall be lost in the land without rain. The bane of Olympus shows the trail. Campers and Hunters combined prevail. The titan's curse nust one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand. The child of Athena's final stand-- Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep. The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days; Olympus, to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the doors of death. LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash, through Hera's rage. SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY: Go to Alaska, Find Thanatos and free him, Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die. OR: To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown. Falling from the ice, the son of Neptune shall drown. MARK OF ATHENA PROPHECY: Wisdom's daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Rome. Twins snuff out the angel's breath, Who holds the key to endless death. Giants' Bane stands gold and pale, Won through pain from a woven jail. If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member. If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy. If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound. If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that. If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry. If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them. I've pulled a Percy, an Annabeth, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke, and a Grover. THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!) 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting? 3. Since when does Yancy have a pool? 4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned. 5. Why's Grover black? (no racism) 6. Why's it high school? 7. Where's Nancy Bobofit? 8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher? 9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher? 10. Don't they start the book at the field trip? 11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that? 12. When is Grover such a perv? 13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid? 14. Why does he have crutches? 15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it. 16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide. 17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap 18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust. 19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back. 20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr. 21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam. 22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover. 23. What happened to the Fates? 24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day? 25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet 26. When the heck did Percy turn 17? 27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*) 28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"? 29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk? 31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. 32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt. 33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover? 34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out? 35. Why does Percy still have Riptide? 36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree. 37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp? 38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around? 39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out? 40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him? 41. What happened to Argus? 42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him? 43. What about nectar and ambrosia? 44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there. 45. What about Dionysus? 46. The Minotaur horn? 47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover. 48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp? 49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged? 50. Why's everyone older than they really should be? 51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins? 52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon? 53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin. 54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth. 55. What happened to Clarisse? 56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? 57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner? 58. The sacrifices? 59. Magic goblets? 60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team. 61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids? 62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap? 63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth? 64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting? 65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites? 66. His pan pipes? 67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner? 68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy? 69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that? 70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)? 71. What happened to the Oracle? 72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest. 73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train. 74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag. 75. But first get attacked by a hellhound. 76. And since when do they go to Luke for help? 77. What happened to Thalia's pine? 78. Half Blood Hill? 79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride? 80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off? 81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy. 82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that? 83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel? 84. When did Luke give Percy a shield? 85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls? 87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus? 88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff. 89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned. 90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas? 91. Where'd that mortal come from? 92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op" 93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod? 94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned? 95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained? 96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone? 98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!! 99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos) 100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus? 101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office? 102. What about Gladiola the poodle? 103. That train ride? 104. Since when do they drive to a motel? 105. And Percy swims in a pool? 106. And they keep Medusa's head? 107. What about the Arch at St. Louis? 108. And the Chimera? 109. And the Echidna! 110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi? 111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway. 112. What about the Nereid? 113. And meeting Ares? 114. And going to the Waterland park? 115. And Aphrodite's scarf? 116. Hephaestus' trap! 117. And the Kindness International truck? 118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas? 119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things. 120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven. 121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN). 122. Or get attacked. 123. What happened to the cash cards? 124. And the taxi drive to the ocean? 125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid? 126. And REALLY getting the pearls there? 127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address? 128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign. 129. Where'd the DOA go? 130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there. 131. He doesn't burn some money. 132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas! 133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus. 134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt? 135. And has pet hellhounds? 136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief! 137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus. 139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus. 141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls. 142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too. 143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt. 144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!) 145. Grover doesn't stay back. 146. Sally's supposed to stay back. 147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . ) 148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus. 151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares. 152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke. 153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere? 154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares. 155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares. 156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares. 157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies. 158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke? 159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes. 160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp. 161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane. 162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone. 163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place. 165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head. 167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge. 168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration. 169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds. 170. They're supposed to wear laurels. 171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth". 172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture". 173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU. 174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan. 175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks. 176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead. 177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion. 178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again. 179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron. 180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke. 181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad. 182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy. 183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe) 184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home. 185. Annabeth has blonde hair. 186. Curly blonde hair. 187. And grey eyes. 188. Percy has green eyes. 189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny. 190. And have curly brown hair. 191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne. 193. And wear a floppy rasta cap. 194. With fake feet. 195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!! 196. Where's her dagger? 197. Luke's scar? 198. And his quest? 199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows? 200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow? 201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon? 202. And fight a hydra? That's book two! 203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!! 204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging?? ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are a hydrophobiac. 3/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic 5/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, epic music You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 8/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 3/10 (That's good...I guess?) ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 2/10 (I have nothing to say) ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You are scared of spiders. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You do archery, and is good at it. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 3/10 (Probably not) HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You have only had one crush on a guy before. You like the moon better than the sun. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, especially if it's to hunt down monsters 3/10 (probably not) HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 0/10 (Ok, no) APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 1/10 (NO! I would die. No offense to Aphrodite or anything) HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 8/10 (Possibly!) DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 (I have no comment) Godly parent is: Hermes or Hades Things Learned From Percy Jackson- 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian You are COMPLETELY OBSESSED With Percy Jackson When... You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (cliff-diving, bungee jumping, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your god parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(Don't have a dog) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You give friends and yourself a godly parent. You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Percy! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. (Not really, it's a dead language, so that's kinda hard to learn) You copy/paste this onto your profile. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. (Mostly Athena.) You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT You relate some bad Haikus to Apollo. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. (It doesn't work. I've tried.) :( You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You start seeing and thinking about things related to Greek mythology. Copy and paste onto your profile if this is true for you! (Heh, I rhymed) YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4) You know which pages the good parts are on. 5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms. (Always have) 6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10) You have a plan to get out of school early on october 2011 so you can buy (insert Next PJ book here), read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes) 16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21) You dream about PJO every night. 22) You curse a god/goddess a lot 23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room or on your PC. 24) You know PJO better then most sane people 25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included) 26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute) 27) You know what you would do if you were Percy. 28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not 29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33) You are trying to learn Greek 34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36) You tried burning your hand into a picnic table. 37) You have an instant crush on Leo. 38) You just have to research more about greek mythology. 39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT 40) You yell at yourself for losing a three legged table. Mark of Athena Quotes: "(evil automatons banging heavily on locked door) Leo: Who is it? EA: VALDEZ!! Leo: Valdez who?" "Percy: On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up." "Leo: I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." "Percy: Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is." "Percy: Never seen Jason fly before, He looks like a blond Superman." "Jason: This is Annabeth, Uh, normally she doesn't judo flip people." "Jason: I could have killed you. Percy: Or I could have killed you, Jason: If there'd been an ocean in Kansas, maybe. Percy: I don't need an ocean-- Annabeth: Boys, I'm sure you would've been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest. Percy: Food first, Please?" "Leo: No, Pipes. It could be a random group of giant eagles flying in perfect formation. Of course they're Roman!" "Leo: Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time." "Percy: Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat." "*sees Percy and Annabeth sleeping* Frank: Oh...you are in SO much trouble. *Percy and Annabeth wake up* Percy: What? Oh, we just fell asleep. Frank: Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped! We've been scourging the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out-oh, gods, have you been here ALL NIGHT? Annabeth: FRANK! We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it. Percy: Kissed a couple of times. Annabeth: Not helping!" I will add more as I think of some. Aww! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy No Girl: Do you like me? Boy No Girl: Do you want me? Boy No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose: me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Girls Are Like Apples On a tree. The best ones Are at the top of the tree. The Boys don't want to reach for the good ones becasue they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them. When in reality they are amazing.They just have to wait for the right boy to come Along. The one who's brave Enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away. When life give you lemons, throw them back and say I WANT CANDY! You know what they say, "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"... and then that lemonade turns bitter and in a few hours turns to pig sweat!-Wolf, Hoodwinked. "I always say, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'" "Well I would take the lemons throw them back at life and go get some lemons for myself."-Susie and Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes. Where are the horses? Golf Carts? Well, when life gives you lemons... You Ride those lemons!-Shaggy, What's new Scooby-doo. "When life gives you lemons..." "Make Apple juice?"-Layla and Will, Skyhigh. You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you love crossovers, copy and post this onto your profile AU- Alternate Universe OC- Original Character OOC- Out of Character Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story. CC- Constructive criticism Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly. IC- In character AN- Author's note R&R- Read & review POV- Point of view |
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