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 Author has written 5 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Guardians of Childhood series, and Brave, 2012. Oh, yeah and I saw this video, and it literally made me cry a little. It hit me right in the feels, and is so well edited, it looks it was professionally done. Enjoy it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju2vXf2RypM Also, go to this website, think of a fictional character, and the guy will guess who you are thinking of. It really freaking works (it's kinda creepy, actually.)!!!!! http:///personnages/jeu Name BookWorm5635. But my friends call me Bookie. My friends, not you. Age Wouldn't you like to know? Well, it's a number between zero and a billion. Birthday February 6th. I'm just telling you guys this so that you know. Not telling you the year. 'Nope nope nope'- Ella the Harpy. Favorite color Red, yellow, green, blue, and sunset orange. Favorite website THIS ONE!!!!!! Current Fandom Rise of the Guardians. Favorite characters in said Fandom How to choose just one... Favorite book series You're making me choose!?!!??! Favorite movie Rise of the Guardians Why? Are you SERIOUS? You dare to even ask WHY?!?!?!? Why not, would be a whole lot shorter. I love it because it is a glimpse into childhood for those who have forgotten theirs! It is an inspiration for those who have forgotten how to be inspired! It sprinkles magic into the lives of those who have left behind the magic of a child's heart! It gives us a new reason to believe that magic can happen to anyone! It sheds a new light onto the icons we grew up (and are still growing up) with! The Tooth fairy: A fearless, loyal, frazzeled, scatter-brained, half-humming bird teenage girl in the body of an all powerful immortal fairy. Santa Claus: A tall, courageus, feirce, loyal, Russian swords man with Naughty/Nice tattoos covering his arms. The Easter Bunny: a six-four, Austrailian, lean, mean, kid-loving machine with wicked boomerangs and exploding hard-boiled eggs. The Sandman: a short, cuddly, silent, feirce, sleepy little man who can make anything your heart desires with his golden sand. Jack Frost: a fourteen year old, fun-loving, warm hearted (despite his name), brave, loyal winter spirit, who cares about the children as much as any Guardian. Pitch Black: a tall, British, tragic-backstoried, villan who we both pity and despise. What nationalities are you? Easy. Irish, Scottish, Scandinavian, Cheroke, German, and Tibecuadorian. Favorite food Cookies!!!! Appearance I have dark brown hair, and I'm talkin' almost black. Deep brown eyes, green and brown glasses, light tan, slight forehead acne that my mom is buggin' me about, and I ALWAYS wear this denim jacket with a little button that says 'Tree Hugger' on the back, and that's really it. Favorite drink Pepsi! Favorite TV show My Little Pony FIM, Gravity Falls, and anything on Cartoon Network. People I know from here outside outside of here EllatheHarpy4 Favorite type of music Country music. Heck yeah, y'all. Favorite male artist I dunno... Favorite female artist Taylor Swift and Adele. Favorite band Owl City, Smash Mouth, Neon Trees, and 30 Seconds to Mars. Favorite song "To the Sky", "Eyes Wide Open", "Breathe","Already Over","This is War" and "All Star" Favorite word Serindipity, Frost, Tooth, Bunny, North, Sandy, Nightmare, Sanderson, Guardian, Mansnoozie, E. Aster, Overland, St. North. No, I'm not obsessive. Ninja name Your Worst Nightmare. Bad or weird habits I draw. Like constantly. I pick at the skin at my fingernails. I believe in mythological beasts and figures such as Unicorns, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. They're real. REAL!!!! Zodiac signs Star sign: Aquarius Flower: Orchid Tree: Poplar Element: Western:Air Chinese:metal Native American: Otter People I know on this site: Looneylovegood2303, EllatheHarpy4 I swear on my life that I didn't copy n' paste or make this up. This is a completely true story: When I was little, long before the Rise of the Guardians or Guardians of Childhood came out, my family lived in Lake Charles, Louisiana. I had only seen snow once before, and when my sister was born, I wanted to show her the beauty of snow. So, I sat at my window and remembered the story my mother told me about Jack Frost. I said 'Come on, all I want is for Madi to see snow. Pleeeease,' until I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, there was snow on the ground. In Louisiana! I ran to wake up my sister and parents. So, miracles do happen, and the Guardians are real. My happy songs: Touch the Sky In my life, I have to thank... Percy Jackson, for teaching me that anyone can be a hero. And finally... J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Collins, Rick Riordon, Erin Hunter, Rachel Renee Russel, Jeff Kinney, and Katherine Lasky, for weaving together these worlds in which my mind resides for the majority of the time. 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? PJatO Profile: Name: Magic. Yeah, you got a problem with it? Godly Parent: Hecate, goddess of magic. Weapon: Magic bow and arrow. The arrow always returns after it does its damage. The whole thing is a necklace charm. Background: I was an orphan, raised myself on the streets of New York. I named myself Magic because weird stuff always happened to me. Friends/Allies: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Clarrise La Rue, Travis & Connor Stoll, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean. Enemies: Luke Castellen, Jason Grace, Katie Gardener, anyone who ticks me off. Pet(s): Penn, a griffin, and Aspen, a pegasus Quotes: "Why do you care?" "That's not the plan!" "We had a plan?" "That's nice, now hand me the blowtorch." Powers: everything that falls under the category of 'Magic'. Guardian profile: Name: Glika Onira. But if you call me anything but Night Light, I'll throttle you Guardian of: Nightmares, but not the evil kind, a kind that has a challenge that you have to overcome. So, I guess more like Nightmares and Courage. Weapon: Dreamsand mixed with Nightmare dust. Background: Before I was a Guardian, I was Glika Onira Mansnoozie, Princess of Dreams. Friends/Allies: Jack Frost, Nicholas St. North, Toothiana, Lady Luck, Jaime and Sophie Bennet, Man in the Moon, Ashllyn Grace Enemies: Pitch Black, Mother Earth, E. Aster Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Man in the Moon, Sanderson Mansnoozie, Groundhog, April Fool, Maye Flowers, Cupid Pet(s): Nightmares (Do those count?) Quotes: "I know your fears, Jack. I've seen them." "No need to thank me." "Go freeze a lake!" "I'm surrounded by idiots." Powers: Dreamsand and my awesome comebacks. HP profile: Name: Aristole Phronesis. But my friends call me Ari House: Gryffindor Wand: 11'' exactly, cherry, pheonix feather. Background: Half blood daughter of Amelia Bones (witch) and Petter Phronesis (muggle). I grew up in the Republic of Ireland. Friends/Allies: Albus, Lilly, and James Potter, Alice Longbottom, Rose and Hugo Weasley, Teddy Lupin, Allyate Monoora. Enemies: Victoire Weasley, Scorpious Malfoy Pet(s): Nous, a great horned owl. Quotes: "What did you do?" "Um... Gotta go!" "There is no way I am riding a Hippogriff!" "When did my life become a sitcom?" Strengths: Charms, Transfiguration, and Defense Against the Dark Arts. Quidditch position: Beater Patronous: Grizzly Bear MLP profile: Name: Story Brook Appearance: tan coat, straight chocolate brown mane, and green eyes with glasses. Home: Ponyville Cutie Mark: a book. Background: my parents, Book Worm and Quill, own a bookshop in Canterlot. I moved to Ponyville to open my own. Friends: Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy Enemies: Rarity, Spike, Big Macintosh. Pet(s): a bookworm named Eddie Quotes: "I quote famous ponies who quote other ponies" "What did I miss?" "Eddie, stop eating the mystery section." Strengths/Abilities: Unicorn magic, really fast reader. Monster High profile: Name: Harper Harpy. (No jokes, please.) Age: 139 (I turn 140 in February) Monster Parent: The Harpy Killer Style: Bright red. Oh, and feathers. Lots of them! Freaky Flaw: My wings tend to molt when I'm nervous Pet: Cardinal named Mary. Fave Activity: Reading. Biggest Pet Peeve: When ghouls make fun of my name. I realize that it's Harper Harpy. It's getting rather old. Fave Color: red. Fave Food: Anything that's not cheese. Cheese is bad for harpies. BFF's: Elinora Witch, Frankie Stien, Ghoulia Yelps, Rochelle Goyle, Rabecca Steam. I believe in the Guardians In The Sandman I swear to live by the lessons they have To cherish memories I will always believe in the Guardians for And I will continue believe so that they may I believe in Wonder, Hope and Dreams, Harry Potter Fan Oath: Do you promise to uphold this oath, to your last and final breath? For as Albus Dumbledor said, "Do not pity the dead." Do you promise to quote all your favorite wizards, and memorize all their spells? Do you promise to guard Azkaban, with the Death Eaters rotting in their cells? Do you promise to brandish your wand with pride, and your wear your robes with no shame? Because, as you and I already know, that no book series will ever be the same. Do you promise never to follow Voldemort, or pull on a Death Eater's hood? And finally, do you solemnly swear that you are up to no good? Here are some of the Guardians I created that you are free to use: Night Light (see above description) April Fool: Guardian of Laughter.tall, thin, brightly dressed, loves a good prank, can be cranky, don't get on his bad side unless you want rotten eggs and whipped cream in your pillowcase. Mary: Guardian of Mischief. Young woman in a beautiful, 18th century gown, long brown hair, generally cheerful, unless you get on her... messy side. Terralia: Guardian of Nature. She's evil, has no body of her own, possesses other people to do her bidding, the only tell-tale sign that someone's possessed is the radiation green eyes, can talk to animal and plants, can make virtually anything grow. You can wound me, You may try to break me, You can shoot at me, It won't be the first, You can scar my skin, But you'll never slice my soul within, You can try and push me, You'll never succeed, You can try, But you'll never knock me off my feet. You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter. You say red and black, I say green and silver You say Forks, I say Hogwarts. You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters. You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.” You say football, I say Quidditch. You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.” You say childhood, I say Harry Potter. You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.” You say Hitler, I say Voldemort. You say school, I say Hogwarts. You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra You say life, I say Harry Potter Female Come-Backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: "Do not enter". Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Come-Backs" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "Don't Let This Happen!!" (I thought this was hilarious!!) You know when you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. :) When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you.", she means it. When a girl says "I miss you.", no one could miss you more. Life only comes around once, make sure you spend it with the right person. Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot. The guy who always calls you back, even after you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. The guy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The guy who holds your hand in front of his friends. The guy who's constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The guy who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." That's the guy you want. That's the guy who'll love you for you. That's the guy who'll spend the rest of your life with, and you could never be more happier. By DORK DOG, this was beautiful girl. :) (last three lines were me) A True Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad, Follow her. When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let go. When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you, Give her your attention. When she pulls away, Pull her back. When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, Reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you, She really does, more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, Bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, Keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, Don't look away until she does. When she misses you, She's hurting inside. If you break her heart, The pain never really goes away. When she says it's over, She still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin, She wants you to read it. -Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. -When she says she's okay, don't believe it and talk with her -Because 10 years later she'll still remember you. -Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. -Call her before you sleep and after you wake up. -Treat her like she's all that matters to you. -Tease her and let her tease you back. -Stay up all night with her when she's sick. -Watch her favorite movie or her favorite show with her even if you think it's stupid. -Give her the world. -Let her wear your clothes. -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. -Let her know she's important. -Kiss her in the pouring rain. -When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "What happened, love?!? Who's ass am I kicking?!" Guys post as: "I'll Be This Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend " or "What A Boyfriend Should Do And Know" Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’ FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!!!” FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’ FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling. FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone. FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this." FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "I'm starving, now buy me some food." FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck. FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you. Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. READ THIS IF YOU CARE! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My parents so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, And tonight, my own daddy, Finally murdered me. This made me cry soooo bad!! :( If you hate child abuse and you want it to end, you better update this on your profile!! Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Children Who are Lost Before Thier Time Try Not to Cry To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For the Unicorns 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' Copy and Paste this To Make People who actually read bios Smile FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Shoot … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it And this is how I remember Harry Potter, Wizardry World in daily life... when people talk of time, I remember Hermione, the time-turner. when people talk of wounds and scars, I remember Harry, his connection. when I see flames, I remember Ron, his red hair. when people talk of imprisonment, I remember Sirius Black, his time in Azkaban. when people talk of death, I remember Lily and James, their love for Harry. when people talk of killers, I remember ol' Volders, his evilness. when people talk of gangs, I remember death-eaters, their mean-ness. when people talk of bravery, I remember Moody, his protection. when people talk of ferrets, I remember Draco, his after-math fear of ferrets. when people talk of betrayal, I remember Peter, his way of selling the Potters. When people talk of principles, I remember Percy, his prim-ness. and lastly, when people ask me if I believe in magic... I SAY YES! everyday, whenever I get a chance to wish upon anything, I wish that... I BECOME A WITCH! I'm not old enough to go to Hogwarts yet. Because next year, I'll get my letter. BECAUSE I'M A SCARY WITCH WHO GETS HER LETTERS! They say I'm annoying. I take it as a Compliment. They say I'm mean. I say that I'm not, I'm EVIL! They say I'm crazy. I say that better crazy and unique, than boring and normal like you. People with no creativity have nothing. I'm a nerd- deal with it. You are human. It is paper. You will always win. this is for you if you think origami is hard! I'm a Potterholic. If you aren't, I think you are stupid. BOY: you hit like a girl. GIRL: and maybe you would too if you hit a little bit hard- nah, who am I kidding? I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Sit. On. That. Box. If you read that with pauses in between, Comment and add to your own website! Say that wizards are better than vampires or else I'll Avada Kadavra your bum off. NOW SAY IT! STOP GLOBAL WARMING! It's melting my chocolate. I'm a cookie, now gimme dragons! That came out wrong. Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away! Bella died, Jacob cried, And HP stayed forever the way, HEY! "Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D If I get lost, I tend to just wander around and get lost even more. "Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly" I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately change my status to ‘chillin’ with the devil’ when I die. Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions. - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? There is a great need for sarcasm font. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. “Harry Potter, died because Severus Snape got pissed during and Occlumency lesson,” I said getting their attention. “That’d be a nice thing to put on your gravestone, Harry!” One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. When there's a will, I want to be in it. "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it." When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people then kill them. "Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" "Well behaved women rarely make history" If life gives you lemons, throw them back in Life's face and tell it you wanted limes "Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? What disease did cured ham have? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise? Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"? How can something be both "new" and "improved"? Why do we shut up, but quiet down? How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If you can't beat them, confuse them. Reality continues to ruin my life. Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once. If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile First law of science: don't spit into the wind May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful! There’s always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray it’s not a train! Take my advice I dont use it anyway Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle! What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck Don't be open-minded; your brains might fall out Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!? Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it! 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. When in doubt, make up words! Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. What would happen if the whole world farted at once? On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple. "Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!" I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me? Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils The road to success is always under construction By the time you read this, you've already read it I sometimes wonder, how the heck I'm not dead yet. Then, I realized that I got banned from Heaven, and Hell's scared I'm gonna take over. So, I'm pretty assured that if I jumped of a building, I'd still be fine! Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep your job at burger king! A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? "Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments" Old enough to know better, but to young not to care" "Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge" We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!" "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache. "We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories." Being mature is overrated. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Bad decisions make good stories. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I’m so awesome that I could kill people with it so alway remeber... to never forget... um... (shouts to invisible assistant) What was I going to tell them? Ah, I forget! Motivational Stuff Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree Aww! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose: me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile If you are in love with Jack Frost; when it snows (or gets cold for ya'll southerners!) go outside and scream at the top of your lungs: I BELIVE! If you are in love with Leo Valdez; ask for a bronze dragon for christmas and see your family's reactions If you are in love with Harry Potter; before you enter any room, say a random password. If you are in love with Jacob Black; go around saying that vampires are pale, undead wierdos If you are in love with Gale Hawthorn; go around calling yourself the Prim killer. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Life Alchemist, Dylexa,Chihuahua rocks, BookWorm5635, A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you love crossovers, copy and post this onto your profile QUOTES CORNER I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the heck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side… True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first. What color is the Sky in your world? "There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out". "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Would you like a cookie? So would I. "It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL "If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress". In War - Death In Peace - Vigilance In Death - Sacrifice - The Grey Wardens (Dragon Age Origins) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. "I SHALL SINK INTO YOUR MIND AND INHABIT YOUR BRAINS!" by Apple Snapple 'You have to be wierd because if you weren't wierd, then you can't be normal, because to be wierd is to be normal, and only normal people are wierd, so - I think I lost my train of thought.(Nyleve) Sometimes people act like clowns on the outside because they're crying on the inside. "You guys line up alphabetically by height." "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Everyone is titled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing there on the shore like an idiot. "No, please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them." --Homer Simpson "I hope I didn't brain my damage..." --Homer Simpson "What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway." --Homer Simspon Programming today is a race between the software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ...Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! And what could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?! I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours. "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely covered. Then, he'll stand up and go; "Hey, I'm Vine Man." "When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, by far the best way to get out of it is just to say; "No speaka English." "Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman is giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." "My luck is so bad, if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying." "Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car." When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away. When life give you lemons, throw them back and say I WANT CANDY! You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. "The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." -John Chiam "Tired of these endless games, Time to end the darkened day To raise the sword To kill the light Because there is no reason left to fight..." -Night Oasis I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. "Everything you do will come back upon you. The greatest and the smallest, light and dark, right and wrong - they all come together to form the miracle that is life, and none can exist without the others. -Silvetris "There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden "Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa "Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb "You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way." -Dierdre, Otherworld by Mercades Lackey and Holly Lisle "Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?" "The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness." Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live. "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." despair and hope is a good night's sleep. - Harry Ruby It's just one of those days Where I just want to disappear, To get away from everything, Because I hate my life here. Dying seems less sad than having lived too little. Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. It's getting colder now and the darkness consumes me. Depression is slowly creeping up. Maybe one day you'll actually care about me. I think I'd do better on my own, no friends, no fights,just me alone Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway "I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head." "The way I look at it is that you haven't committed me into a mental hospital...yet." "Don't look at me like I'm insane! I just asked you if my character should die at the end or not!" "... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." -The Dresden Files "You're unconscious, moron. We can finally talk to one another." -The Dresden Files "Life is pain. So's dinner. You've burnt your garlic bread." -The Dresden Files UFO's caused the Gulf War Syndrome? That's why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.-The Dresden Files "At the risk of sounding clichéd, I've been expecting you." -Artemis Fowl "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad." -Artemis Fowl "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other." -Orion Fowl "No. This is not the commander. This is Foaly, the centaur. Is this the kidnapping lowlife human?" -Foaly "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?" -Foaly "Look! Someone who cares!" -Foaly The trouble with trying to make yourself stupider than you already are is that you very often succeed. -C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew "You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think." -Angela the Herbalist "Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another." -Lemony Snicket "The moral of Snow White is never eat apples." -Lemony Snicket "The sad truth is the truth is sad." -Lemony Snicket Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Unknown "First the barrier from hell. Then the mountain with no trail. And now, the icing on the cake-- the longest goddamn staircase in the history of mankind." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "I'm astounded by the stupidity." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "Your voice offends my ears." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "The statistic beauty of the sun is that it works, not that's it bright." (Amita from Numb3rs) "We're watching ice melt." (Larry from Numb3rs) "Slacker to the rescue." (Martin Fitzgerald from Without a Trace) "No rest for the weary." (Colby Granger from Numb3rs) "Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds." (House from House MD) "Hey, this painting is speaking to me." (Nikki from Numb3rs) "Only the dead have seen the end of war." (Plato) "You write like you speak; I could barely understand a word." (Rube to Mason from Dead Like Me) "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." (Tony Stark from Iron Man) "You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." (Dean Winchester from Supernatural) "Dude, seriously; still with the ham?" (Sam Winchester from Supernatural) "You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try kill each other like civilized people?" (Wesley from Princess Bride) Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever. Elisabeth Kübler-Ross The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. Henry Van Dyke The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. Seneca Years, following years, steal something every day; At last they steal us from ourselves away. Horace Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. Albert Einstein Death never takes the wise man by surprise; He is always ready to go. Jean de La Fontaine From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. Edvard Munch Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995 After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling God made death so we'd know when to stop. Steven Stiles You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper. Robert Alton Harris "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." "Humanity is overrated." "Everybody does stupid things, it shouldn't cost them everything they want in life." "We treat it. If she[he] gets better we know that we're right." "...treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable." "Weird works for me." "The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth." "On average, drug addicts are stupid... I believe drug addicts get sick. Actually, for some reason they tend to get sick more often than non-drug addicts." "If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin." "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -- in fact -- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." "A psychic once told me that I'm psychic." "The treatments don't always work. Symptoms never lie." I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-A. Whitney Brown Even if the voices aren't real, they have good ideas (right, Chi?) My imaginary friend thinks you're sacry... Men- beginning of all problems "Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil." lemony snicket quotes Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like." "People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." "Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator." "Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too." "I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies." If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." "It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting." "All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk." "Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck." "It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches." "No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read." "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." "I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong." "Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women." It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right." "It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing." "The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught." "Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it." "There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't." "One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends." Entertaining a notion, like entertaining a baby cousin or entertaining a pack of hyenas, is a dangerous thing to refuse to do. If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling down a well. If you refuse to entertain a pack of hyenas, they may become restless and entertain themselves by devouring you. But if you refuse to entertain a notion - which is just a fancy way of saying that you refuse to think about a certain idea - you have to be much braver than someone who is merely facing some blood-thirsty animals, or some parents who are upset to find their little darling at the bottom of a well, because nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself." "At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey. "As I am sure you know, when people say "It's my pleasure", they usually mean something along the lines of, "There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less."[...]" lemony snicket quotes J.K. Rowling quotes "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default." "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "There is no good and evil, there is only power "Voldemort," said Riddle softly, "is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter." "Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl." "I have seen your heart, and it is mine." Harry Potter: [fighting Bellatrix Lestrange] Crucio! Lord Voldemort: [taunting Harry] You have to mean it, Harry. You know the spell. She killed him. She deserves it "Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore." J.K. Rowling quotes "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx "This is our last dance, this is ourselves." - Under Pressure, Queen and David Bowie "It never rains, but it pours." - Proverb "For instance, if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room, and covered with tinsel, while the trees opened our presents." - Alec, The Phantom Toll Booth "Speaking words of wisdom, let it be." - Let It Be, The Beatles "I can tell you the difference between a geek and a nerd. A geek, goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter. A nerd goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter, dressed as Harry Potter, carrying various Harry Potter objects, and probably camped out for his spot in line." -Last Comic Standing For the tradgedy of life is not that it ends too soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -W. M. Lewis 'We will discuss your intentions later. If you're still alive, that is' -Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) 'I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it' 'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it' 'Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door' 'Silence is golden, duck tape is silver' 'We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public' 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I am proven horribly wrong' 'Always remember; when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass' 'Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't alwas assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter' 'I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing' 'I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide til it goes away' 'Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall downt he stairs' 'You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same' 'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that' 'There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't' One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. I'm not so sure about the universe... Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. 'Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain' So… what was a slightly insane man to do?-Tiro "If you start wearing purple, I'll disown you." "I find your social awkwardness rather tragic." "Is it possible that you have become even shorter?" "One day, we'll run out of tomorrows." damn the child! He found the flaw, the unthinkable flaw no one thinks of. 'I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters) Life's a bitch, and if it's easy, you're doing it wrong. -unknown Every great decision creates ripples, the heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the consequences -Sylvester McCoy as The Seventh Doctor Bow ties are cool.-11th doctor Who da man?! Okay, that's ... I'm never saying that again. Fine.-11th doctor There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap ... ME. -11th doctor I am definitely a madman with a box!-11th doctor Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.-11th doctor Tell me the whole plan! ... One day, that'll work.-11th doctor That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again.-11th doctor No, I have a thing. It's like a plan, but with more greatness.-11th doctor A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.-11th doctor It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.-11th doctor Don't dis the sonic!-11th doctor 1969. That's an easy one. Funny how some years are easy. Now 1482, full of glitches. Now then! Canton Everett Delaware the Third. That was his name, yeah? How many of those can there be? Well... three, I suppose. -11th doctor I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all? -11th doctor A special bond for you and me. A special bond one cannot see. It wraps us in it's cocoon and holds us fiercely in it's womb. It's fingers spread like finely spun gold. Gently nestling us to the fold. Like silken thread, it holds fast. It's called love... by freeprincess The world began without man, and it will end without him.-Claude Lévi-Strauss The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.-Henry Miller Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane. – William Dement "Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." – Alan Moore Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. – Napoleon Bonaparte "Unicorns exist." "Yep. Shiny pompous bastards. Ooh, look at me, I only go near virgins. Like virgins are any fun anyway." - Confessions of a Male Escort, an HP/Supernatural xover You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "I was reading about how hundreds of species are being driven to extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign of intelligent life on other planets is that they don't try to contact us." My blood will run gold every time That I am truly brave Or I'll be a Marauder When I simply can't behave Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone! When I text someone and someone is looking at my phone, I always like to type "...and some retard keeps reading our plans, shall I take them out?" Courage isn't when you aren't afraid. Courage is when you are afraid, but you keep going anyway. Destiny isn't about what we are supposed to do, but who we are supposed to be. You can mock me, you can hurt me, but as long as I have friends, you can't break me. Friends don't need to say the words "I Love You" because they already know. But a reminder now and then is nice too. The heart is like the ocean. No matter how much wonder and life it holds, it never seems to fill up. A stranger stabs you in the front A friend stabs you in the back A boyfriend stabs your heart Best Friends only poke each other with straws There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." Of hope and truths. Of dreams and lies. Of wonder and magic, and of family and surprise. Of friendship and love. Of right and of wrong, of redemption, and of regret. Of forgiveness, and forgetfulness. Of blackmail. Of death. Of liberty and of freedom. Of choice and happiness. Of life and all the wonders that we don't see everyday. Of trust. -unknown This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper. -T. S. Eliot The fairies' ring is up in the night sky Around the moon; And little moonbeams silently dance by In silver shoon. The star lamps glow, The wind sings low A lullaby, A fairy tune. But all the woodland people sigh For their lost happy ring, and long to fly To the white moon. - unknown Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you! But sadly, The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and my dagger's stained red. Remember all the memories; The good ones, and the bad? The ones that made us laugh— —and those that made us sad? Never can they ever take These memories away Because without the memory of you What reason would I have to stay? In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end, In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right? In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace! In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, But an awesome warewolf too, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora, In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, Who's betrayal we can all understand, But who actually turned out to be a great guy in the end, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry, In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring in the night sky. Questions I would Like Answered What did I just step in? Can you cry under water? Other Stuff Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. You say Twilight If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Storey 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Stoizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Grizzly 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) Brooke Cheyanne 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ridstfor 5 1/2: My way to do your starwars name: (last three letters of your last name, last three letters of your first name. Last three letters of your street name not including ct, pl, etc., last three letters of the state you were born in): Derreynnenia 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Pepsi 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tdootmy 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Grey Patrick 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black Emereald 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Storehgy I owe my mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.” 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the shops with me.” 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 7. My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.” 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!” 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.” 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!” 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.” 19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on – don’t you think I know when you are cold?” 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.” 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.” FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Immortalis Cruor Elf (USA) Bookworm5635 (USA) 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." Here's a link to my forum, the SAPLings. I hope you check it out! And Devil'sEyeAlchemist13's forum, Anonymous. Who I Am I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ()_()Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies). If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace or facebook, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like: "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary. I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain. You are in the park, texting your friends. I'm at the park, with my friends. You hate to write even as much as your name. I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum. Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance. My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song. You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet. I use the internet to find new books. If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile. A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked a Advice Column I don't have any haters their just fans in denial! If at first you don't suceed hide all evidence that you tried. If you can't convice them confuse them. When a women say "What" its not because she didn't hear you, she is giving you a chance to change what you said. Do you ever get the feeling your being watched? Because if its bothering you i'll stop. I'm not fat its my awesome swelling up inside me. I have CDO its like OCD but in correct order. How I see math: I have five apples and you have seven pencils. How many pancakes can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats. I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message. No I don't do that touchy feely yoga self help crap! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, obsessed elf, xVampirexBunnyx, BookWorm5635, I'm only reposting bcuz this chick reminds me of me!!!!!! "Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein I'm a 13 year old girl living in the US. I'm arrowtosparrow (just change the pename to Bookworm and I have a twin!) on Fanfiction I'm a fan of Percy Jackson and the Olympians Heroes of Olympus Avatar: The Last Airbender The Legend of Korra Rise of the Guardians I'm currently obsessed with Jack Frost I read a lot. It's my favorite hobby. I read at least 5 to 7 books a week, sometimes more. I am constantly changing my user name. I sort of get into "funks". Like some times i can think of nothing but percy jackson. So my name's something percy based. Avatar, something avatary. Some girl characters I admire from my fav series: PJO- Annabeth Chase HoO- Hazel Levsque TLA- Toph Beifong LoK- Lin Beifong Pairings I like: DEMIGOD PAIRINGS PERCABETH!!!!!!!!! because it's the best thing EVER written by any author anywhere. the balance eachother. and falling to tartarus TOGETHER? HOLDING HANDS? its wierd when you think about the act that a middle aged man wrote all of that. LEYNA whatever its called. i know its not gonna happen but they sort of balance eachother out. kinda like percy and annabeth. PERLYPSO perlypso was sooooo sweet... while it lasted. and it kinda interferes with percabeth. but rick did say on his blog that she was gonna make a comeback! that should be interesting... maybe ill write a fic about that. JASPER not much to say bout jasper yet. but it IS cool that their pairing name is actually a name. FRAZEL Frank's kinda cute don't you think? its sweet how protective he is. BENDER PAIRINGS TAANG kataang just couldn't work. i mean, she's two years older than him!and in the episode THE SWAMP the guy told and it was someone he would love. GEE i WONDER what that means! ZUTARA there's so much hinting about Zutara. they're good together. and let's face it, zuko is hot and too good for Mai. NOt that ive got anything against her! she's good with those knives... SUKKA thats the way things are More Stuff There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but if you can walk that line...nothing can stop you."-somebody awsome random Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're coming aboard, Prepare to eat lead. If at first you don't succeed, a chicken ate your hamster Quotes -" To you, Lord Voldemort, I have but one thing to say. COME AT ME BRO! rune reader by Bluedragon312 -Voldemort just laughed, while Quirrell gulped nervously. "You're an interesting child, Potter. What sort of man would you be if you just killed us?" Harry smiled, a death's-head smile. "No second chances." He said firmly. "I'm that sort of a man." "Kill him!" Voldemort hissed savagely. Quirrell-mort spun round, raising his wand. "Avada Kedavra!" The bolt of green light tore through the air to Harry, who simply ducked as the lethal curse approached. "Dull, dull, dull." Harry retorted, not drawing his own wand. He suddenly stopped, looking around the room. Quirrell-mort stopped moving, looking at Harry. "What is wrong with you now, idiot boy!" Voldemort snapped from the back of Quirrell's head. "Do you hear them?" Harry asked, cocking his head as though listening to something. "Hear what?" Quirrell asked, looking around the room. "The drums." Harry said quietly, pulling his wand from his sleeve. He started tapping out a four-note beat, waiting a second, before tapping out the beat again. "Can't you hear them? The constant... drumming..." Voldemort looked at the reflection in the mirror, seeing Harry stood in the middle of the chamber, tapping out some kind of beat on his wand. "You're insane!" Harry smiled, giving Voldemort two thumbs up. "Yep. Here! Come! The! Drums!" Using his magic to reinforce his legs, Harry leapt forward, soaring through the air, intent on landing a blow to Quirrell's face. He'd made his choice. Harry had given the man two opportunities to evict Voldemort from his body, and he'd rejected them both. Considering that was two more chances than he normally gave, Harry was feeling pretty unmerciful.- Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap Seel'vor -"Bang" Albus looked to the great hall doors, and saw them blow open. He drew his wand encase of any trouble. What he saw made his blood boil. There standing in the door way was Lord Peverell Potter looking rather smug. Albus almost burst a blood vessel when he heard Harry shout "Honey I'm Home."- voice of reason kevin1984 -"Good luck." He chuckled. Harry just left, tossing a comment over his shoulder. "I don't need luck, Matt. I'm Harry freaking Potter. I'm magic." Colder than Ice by sin of existence -Voldemort cackled, " This is good! The boy is slowly but surely, coming to the dark side. I sure hope he hurries up so I can give him these fresh baked cookies I have here." rune reader by Bluedragon312 U KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4) You know which pages the good parts are on. 5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10) You have a plan to get out of school early on october 2011 so you can buy The son of neptune, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes) 16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21) You dream about PJO every night. 22) You curse a god/goddess a lot 23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room or on your PC. 24) You know PJO better then most sane people 25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included) 26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute) 27) You know what you would do if you were Percy. 28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not 29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally) 31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33) You are trying to learn Greek 34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36) You tried burning your hand into a picnic table. 37) You have an instant crush on Leo. 38) You just have to research more about greek mythology. 39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT 40) You yell at yourself for losing a three legged table. I know that a whole bunch of people have alot of cool stuff on their profile, but I'm looked for some more stuff! I t0hink that I have a problem. Hope to have more stuff soon! Percentages and labels and stuff 95% of teens would scream and cry if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Repost if you're the 5% that would be sitting on the lawn shouting "Do a flip!" and eating popcorn and drinking coke 75% of teenage girls would die if One Direction told them that breathing was over rated. If you are the twenty five percent, who would laugh at other's stupidity, then copy and paste. J.K. Rowling proved that books can be more than five hundred pages log. Stephanie Meyer proved that all books don't have to be five hundred pages long. If you agree, copy and paste. I watched the film Kony 2012 on YouTube for free. I am making a difference by telling you who Joseph Kony is. We want to make him a household name. Not to celebrate him, but to bring his crimes to the light. For more than twenty years, Kony has been kidnapping children in Uganda to make them slaves or child soldiers. Many children and families live in fear of being kidnapped. To find out how you can help, go to YouTube and watch the short film Kony 2012 to see what you can do. ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (...) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (explain?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (thats right- only a suggestion) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Uh-huh) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Someone needs to work on translation) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As oppossed to... outer space?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... screw this. See you at Delta Airlines) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (You just ruined the dreams of thousands of kids. Great job) Impossibilities Whoever said nothing is impossible... Has never tried slamming a revolving door. Never tried eating a liquid. Never tried to fly a helicopter upside down. Never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. Never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height. More Quotes "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream. "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." "A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!! "I am the King of Rome, and above grammer"-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor. Join the Dark Side. WE HAVE COOKIES! When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. If at first you don't suceed... so much for skydiving. The first time I sang in the church choir, 200 people changed their religion. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was ‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’ 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Keep smiling , it makes people wonder what you’re up to. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Whether the cup is half empty or half full is beside the point. The point is that the bartender cheated you. What do you mean, "my birth certificate expired?" I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test. In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment. Smile: if you can’t lift the corners, let the middle sag. The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled "BANG," I don't think you would kill too many people. If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer! A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. I’ve got problem for your solution. Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. I didn't fight my way to the top of a food chain to be a vegetarian. Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion!... What a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. War does not determine who is right... only who is left. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. "Alll right everybody, line up alphabeticly according to height." Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives. ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. God made men first, then he had a better idea! Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. Relax. Nothing is ok. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. If you can stay calm when everything around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?" I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? More advice When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. More quotes There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..." A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I salad. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. the below statement is true the above statement is false There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...! I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off... Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO CRAP YOURSELF!! You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass! I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? "Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors, and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream. "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." "A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!! Earth is full. Go home. Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. PMS - Possible Murder Suspect As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Reality is for people who lack imagination. If aliens are looking for intelligent life? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars. The voices in my head don’t like you. If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediately become rapist. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction) The evening news always starts off by saying 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK! I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers BAD spellers of the world 'UNTIE! I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours When nothing goes right... go left. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up. OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn! Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow! You! Off my planet! The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back. Allow me to introduce my selves. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me. And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. Make like a guillotine and head off. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. If I throw a stick, will you go away? When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. Guys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. "You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -me (I really don't know why I said that, me and my lil' bro were studying and stuff.) Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I built the Argo II. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A day without sunshine is like... night. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING... Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public. I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it. Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? When in doubt, make up words! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. To steal ideas from one person is plagerisim. To steal from many is research. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then speak aloud and remove all doubt. I didn't say it was your fault, I said i was blaming you. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. WISDOM YO Knowledge if power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Did you konw taht the hmaun mnid can porescs wrods taht are sepleld worng as lnog as the frsit and the lsat ltteer are the smae, and the new wrod frmoed is not arleday a rael wrod? Cool? Could you read that? Cuold you raed taht? Vote Bingles for presidents! Bingle bell, bingle bell, bingle bell rocks (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes 2) Where did you get your default picture? 3) What's your middle name? Not telling you, I'm afraid of the world. 4) Your current relationship status? Single 5) Does your crush like you back? I would hope so. 6) What is your current mood? TIRED 7) I deleted this question, it was creepy. I know, I was the one who deleted it. 8) What color shirt are you wearing? yELLOW-GRAY 9) Missing something? I have an awful feeling I am. 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I don't know, lots of things. 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A nARGLE 12) Ever had a near death experience? Probably 13) Something you do a lot? Embarrass myself 14) The song stuck in your head? Peanut butter jelly time 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? HannahBananaMcKenzie 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Yeah, a girl in my curch with thee same name as me 17) When was the last time you cried? Last night 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? EVERYTHING. BWAHAHAHA 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Hair color 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? hOT cOCOA 22) What's your biggest secret? like I'd tell you 23) Favorite color? green 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? always 25) What are you? Your worst nightmare 26) Do you speak any other language? Pig latin. French. 27) What's your favorite smell? Mint, my aunt sharon's store(sugar and spice, in martain TN.), and my garage 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? serindipidy. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? I wish 30) What are you thinking about right now? why I'm filling this out 31) What should you be doing? getting out of my pajamas 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Rick Riordon 33) Do you like working in the yard? Who does? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Either Frost or Valdez. because then I would be related to one of the awsomest guys in the world 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Yes 36) What is your natural hair color? Dark brown. I'm talkin' almost black. 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Rick Riordon The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil OverlordMy Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, edwardsrealbella, ILOVEYOUcullen,Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1 ,CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl, 777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Yaoi's Girl, lrr, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Bookworm5635 If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. More Randomness If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just-OH MY GOD IT'S A SQUIRREL-random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Bookworm5635 If you actually took the time to read all of this, then you are one awesome dude. If you found that I repeated a lot of things, well, I'm not givin' you a medal just for showin' up! If you recognized yourself in my profile, don't go to the Dark side, they lied about the cookies, and don't go to the Light side, they ran out of ice cream. But, remember to always come to the Crazy side, we don't have cookies or ice cream, but at least we didn't lie about them. And also, you have extreme patiance, 'cuz you read every bit of this. | |||||||
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