Crystal-Onehide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Bible, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Matrix, and Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Laurel (aka Crystal One) and I am a 15 year old girl living in Ontario, Canada. Now, here's my street name, house number and a list of my fears... holds out paper Naw, I'm just kidding. If you haven't already guessed, I'm completely nuts. Which only makes sense seeing as I'm from Canada. Using my insanity, I often write long boring speeches about pie and it's relative size when compared to for- oh wait... that's not right! I actually write humourous stories. Insane, useless, boring, yet somehow humourous... I normally read humour but I am certainly a romance junkie. It's true, I can't hide it any longer! Anyway, I normally read from these sections: - Card Captor Sakura (humour or romance) sakura/syaoran, eriol/anyone |
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Dream Tomorrow by Jadebell reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to the Lost Dragon. Jack receives odd visions of the future after being attacked by Wuya in her palace. He must figure out what his true role in time is, before she gains control over every living being in the world.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,011 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Jack
Children of the Stars by Growly Genet reviews
Zim ponders on the relationship between himself and the Dib human, and how it evolved and changed over his years on earth. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Lessons Across Timelines by Lessa Soong reviews
Data is whisked away from his own life and pulled into another time and place, but how did he get here? And can he get back home? And does he want to? NOW COMPLETE!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,617 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Data, Q, OC - Complete
Yamazaki's Diary Keep Out! by omidorichan reviews
Yes! I have finally done it! I stole Yamazaki's diary and have posted it on the internet. What a crazy life this guy lives... Read and Review please!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2003
Obsession by wytchen-n-stychen reviews
Todd is issued a babysitter by the sitter due to parental neglect . All is well until Nny becomes involved and the two find themselves acutely focused on each other. [Thinking about re-working this story for an update - Anyone game? 12.27.2014]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
The Taste of Pomegranates by Doormouse reviews
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Elemental: A Feudal Soap Opera by Xi Hou Jun reviews
Kagome has to nurse a feverish hanyou on a night he is human. Will her choices on that one night change both of their lives forever?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,614 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
To Cross the Rubicon by pottergal reviews
COMPLETE, Epilogue up:: It all started with a simple bet... but ends with an unexpected twist. Where will it lead our two heroes? Rather cryptic, I know, but it's hard to describe without giving it away. JC, and PG just in case.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,471 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Broken Memories by J. Marguerite reviews
In a twist of fate, Johnny ends up having to take in the daughter of one of his victims. Now, along with trying to get on with his own life, he is forced to bring a sevenyearold girl along with him. Unfinished as of yet. Chapter eighteen is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004
A Light within the Darkness by The Maiden of Light reviews
Squee's parents hire a kind girl named Rose to be his babysitter. What will happen when she has to get used to encountering a crazy murderous nextdoor neighbor? And what does Johnny have to say about her? Completed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,252 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Obedience by DixieMame reviews
When Kimiko accidentally uses a new Shen Gong Wu on Jack Spicer,she gains a servant! But what happens when your former enemy starts winning you over? Finished
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Some Kind of Crazy Love Potion! by flying metal child reviews
Prof. Membrane thought he created a pesticide, but when it was tested over the city, the effects were not what anyone expected...especially Dib and Zim, who find themselves in a steamy situation!Chapter 13 reposted due to stupid yuck up :D
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,445 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
Frequency by Mizander reviews
When the Tallests concoct a sick plot to rid themselves of Zim once and for all, Dib goes on a rescue mission. Meantime, the Resisty recruits new members, as the battlegrounds for the war of the Universe is laid. Chapter 9. Finally.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004
Meowlin showdown by Samura Sheikah reviews
From the writer of Tail of KaGae KatNappa Steals the new Wu The soul of Sei Ping and uses it to turn everyone in the world into Kittens! How will the warriors win when they can't even use the toilet? COMPLETE! NO MORE FOR YOU!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
What Fate Decrees by JackieONeill Nut reviews
Jack survives a potentially lethal injury. Was it the fates lending a hand? Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,237 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The tail of Kagae by Samura Sheikah reviews
Raimundo uses a new Wu (the scarf of dreams) to invade Kimiko's dreams. When he discovers the worst he tries to better himself for Kim, with a pink dress, a bank and Jack Spicer... Rated T for beatings with Wu. 8 chapters, Now Complete! thats all you get!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Art Of Losing by des moines reviews
The world of Solitaire is a tough one.
Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Equal Romance :01: Tension Living by Ayotte reviews
The first in the Equal Romance Trilogy. When Kim and Ron are on a mission to foil Drakken's latest plot, a strange occurance happens and the two friends are stuck holding hands! Will it bring them closer together? Or drive them apart..? R&R
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 189,758 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Crack It by syaoran no hime reviews
Raimundo x Kimiko Request. Once again, Rai plants a virus on her PDA, only this time, it threatens permanent death for her gadget if she doesn't get the password right. He offers Kim 2 choices: crack the password, or beg him for it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
The Cafeteria Incident by Backroads reviews
Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,802 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Journal by Tenshi no Yami reviews
Something happens to Kagome's journal. Inuyasha and Mrs. H come up with a creative fix. IK fluff
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Lost Dragon by Jadebell reviews
With the help of a new SGW, Wuya puts a spell on Raimundo that turns him into her evil slave. Meanwhile, Jack is forced to join the good guys after she attacks his parents, inadvertently discovering something about himself that he never knew ...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,134 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Flowers In The Snow by zensho reviews
“Sesshoumaru-sama never speaks much about his feelings,” Rin said, “He has told me he values me, that I am worth more to him than tenseiga... and that makes me happy."
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,871 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Elemental Alchemy HP DaVinci Code by catchthesnitch reviews
Murder, cryptic clues and puzzles, danger around every corner! Robert Langdon gets swept up in Harry Potter's world and he is about to have a coronary!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2004
Silver Bells by Heidi Patacki reviews
An ArnoldHelga Christmas story. It's Christmas in Hillwood, and Arnold has fallen for Helga, who is stressing over family issues. When a misunderstanding sends her into the arms of danger, Arnold is determined to rescue her.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2004
He Thinks by big tears reviews
Adrian and Sharona are basically in love... so why are they the only two people who don't know about it? El completo.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,990 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
Ichiban by damoon reviews
One shot stories from the point of view of the Tomoeda Jr.High students all centered around a fairytale dance. Sakura,Naoko,Takashi,Meiling, and Tomoyo have told their stories and now it's Eriol's turn. How will it end? Ah... Love is grand & sappy too.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Complete
A Kim Possible Christmas Carol by Ayotte reviews
My lacking title says it all: a futuristic Kim Possible take on Charles Dicken's classic, A Christmas Carol, and guess who our nasty Scrooge is? Please R&R!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
Zelda, Missing the Rainbow by Silver-Star17 reviews
Same plot as WindWaker, except Link's soul determination for his quest has nothing to do with saving his sister.... I'll give you one word.... Skittles
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
Paper Stars by Enchanted Ice Star reviews
When I mention the name Tomoyo Daidouji, Sakura will try to hurt herself while muttering 'murderer'. When I mention Li Syaoran, she starts hyperventilating and asking him to save her. Why? Because insanity welcomes her, and reality does not.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Raven by Manny PenPen reviews
Short little parody poem, with the events of Nevermore set to Poe's "The Raven."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2003
Bloody Hell by Girl Called Mozart reviews
[Chapter 2 finally up!] Janet finds herself unwilling trapped in an episode of Blue's Clues. What does Blue want to eat for breakfast? Janet doesn't care, she just wants to call a tow truck.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 2/16/2002
A Rainy December by pottergal reviews
*COMPLETE* It's December and people start getting sick left and right. What's all this got to do with Helga and Arnold? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! h/a pairing with a hint of g/p, and read and review please!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Complete
As Long as There is Hope, There is Life by CindyVortex88 reviews
Jimmy is fighting off a termial disease, will he live? Or will his disease win the battle? With Cindy and his other friends there beside him, maybe he will be able to over come the emotional, physical and mental obstacles put in front of him.....and maybe
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2003
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MarySue goes to Hogwarts reviews
[warning: may induce internal hemoraging] Once upon a time there was a girl named MarySue EbonyStarlight who lived in England. Mary had long luxurious iridescent hair and shimmering golden eyes that changed colour depending on the weather in Japan...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
The Bishonen Phenomena reviews
I'm backWhen a crazy fan decides to turn Syaoran into a Bishonen, chaos insues! They must embark on a journey to find the PlotSword and save Syaoran from certain girlyness. Xovers: Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, YuGiOh, Tales of Symphonia, Homestar Ru
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Syaoran L.
In the Beginning there was Boredom reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood reviews
What would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the "Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood" show? Eh... weird? (PG for puppet-violence)
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Smith, A.
The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly reviews
Captain’s Log, star-date… uh… star-date… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a time-traveling cheese sandwich! (And that is how it began. Read at your own
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Arival reviews
Hey guys. I finally got my story to come up! Anyway. It's about someone who finds a CCS Manga and is pulled inside, because... Well... You'll see! I suck at Sumaries... uck...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003
