Moses Aaron go to Pharaoh let my people go

God created the first man which he named Adam then God put Adam into sleep God took a part of Adam and formed Eve God told them don't eat of that tree
Satan disguised himself as a snake so He popped to Eve And said God is tricking you Eve I'm sure by the rules of me you two can eat the fruit so Gods children Adam and Eve ate the fruit God appeared in the garden Eve my dear who told you disobey me Satan was the one me and Adam could prove it to you Satan disguised himself as a snake then Satan popped up to Eve then he said we could eat the fruit God hugged Adam and Eve guys you showed me Satan did trick you I love you two! Aw thanks God yeah you're really a loveful father

As a Christian, may I just say: this is hilarious. xD

You are a genious!

This made me cackle omfg thank you

-is trying very very hard not to laugh while typing-
Funniest effing thing I have ever read! My parents pretty much though I was a nutcase cause I kept laughing at random times. Can't wait to read the next chapter! (Which I would right now if I didn't have to get off the computer)
-sigh-

OHMYGAWSH, I laughed so hard. Its hard to find fanfictions about the BIBLE that actually makes me laugh!

OKAY, FLAMERS, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF SOME HARMLESS HUMOR, THEN DONT READ THIS FANFIC, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PASS JUDGMENT ON OTHERS FOR HARMLESS FUN, THEREFORE, WHOEVER SAYS THAT GWEN WILL GO TO HELL, YOU ARE DEFYING YOUR RELIGION RIGHT THERE. Damn Hypocrites...

-Cronkers

This is A.

well well, over 100 reviews for only 3 chapters...it's amazing how much support you can get when you mock the Bible (which is my own interpretation as to what you're doing).

i wonder what kind of reactions you'd get if you did something like this with the Quran or the Baghavad Gita?

i'd love to know if you've gotten any further with your little side project of actually reading the real Bible, and whether it's made any impression on you, other than providing further material for this "fanfiction"?

and to all the "Christians" who left encouraging reviews for this story, I hope you've been reading the real Bible as much as this one.

I did readith this story, and it made me laugh, and giggle, and chuckle, and all of the other words signifiying the verb to laugh, and I did remember the good old days in Freshmen bio when gwen wroteth this story, and I sat at her right hand and did draweth various cartoon things upon the desk.

And then I would speaketh unto Gwen and say, when is bio over? And she would thus respond, never. And I would thus reply, I do hate bio. And it was good. Then we would discuss how this review list was turning into a message board for psychos and fanatics and so on and so forth. And then I would looketh down upon my owl pellets lab, and discover that I had recieved a failing grade, and I would curse the study of biological sciences, and sayeth, I want a grape-kiwi wine cooler.

(Puritan Voice) How dareth thee jest at the Good Book! These scriptures were truly a work of blasphemy!

(Normal Voice)Like, really! My gosh, have you no shame? As a devout Christian, I say, "How dare you?"... Well... it was funny, though. Peace out, man!

Ok. This story may be funny, but it can (and is) be extremely offensive to Christians. I, myself, am Christian, and know that the Bible is GOD's Word, and no one else's to manipulate. The Bible is the actual Word of God, and tampering with it is like changing His words around to make it sound like it's yours. I know that this was purely for humor... But there are things in here that God would never say or do.

Revelation 22:18-19

I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophesy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add him to the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophesy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

dude, this is funny shit. a job nicely done, im looking foward to The Revelation if you ever do it. Again, good job.

...Sometimes, I don't know how such people can think they're so.. right.

I'm a Christian, but I found this hilarious. Now, tell me how enjoying a little satirical writing makes me a big sinner? After all, if you take the whole "God created everything" view, satire and humor is under that category, no?

There's such a thing as being TOO overzealous or pious. I mean, I would bet almost anything that even those "I have the power to judge on everything with God's approval" flamers would have found similar satire on a different work funny. Christianity is very contradictory at times (many occasions the fault is with the person him/herself), but we're all allowed to have our views.

And, if you want to evangelize/blahblah/etc., flaming out a harmless work of humor isn't going to do it.

Great fic, this is one of the funniest things I've read on this site. Going onto my favorites.

LOVE it! Hilarious! HIL-FREAKIN'-ARIOUS! I ahven't enjoyed the bible this much since... ever! (but I've never read it *.* oh well. SO FUNNY!)