colitashide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Transformers, Assassin's Creed, Naruto, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Let's try this profile thing again: Look up. Yes, I am Korean. This means English is my second language. Pardon the awkwardness if you've noticed. logic, randomness, OCs, video games, OSTs, characters nobody drools over, dessert - terrible nonsense, illogical narrative, loneliness, most of the fruit group, terrible tablet -[ㅇㅅㅇ]- I am a non-shipper, knowledge-nerd, logic lover, self-taught doodler, plot farmer and a newbie writer. Since I'm still new at this, PM me whenever you have a question/doubt/feedback/criticism. -[ㅇㅅㅇ]- Current Stories: Transformers -Prodigy At Service (Transformers Bayverse) Adventure/Family - The civil war has hurt the sparklings the most but one manages to end up in the Autobots' care. What if Optimus' team had her also when they arrived to Earth? Rewrite of movies with OC, must have watched the movie. Half AU, no pairings. Biggest project so far. Slowly updated. -Insignificant Innocence (Transformers) Friendship/Adventure - IDW influenced-AU. Ray is a nobody, a youngling and Shockwave's personal assistant. With the Combaticons hitching a ride on her home and Shockwave's research spaceship, she gets to learns the glorious and mighty ways of the Decepticons. ...Right? As they approach their destination, she finds out that it has some dark history with Cybertronians. Largest scale ever, slug-paced. Assassin's Creed -Actually (Assassin's Creed) Humor - Two sisters were away from a storm, in the safety of their house. Suddenly an assassin appears! The problem would have been simpler if they had an Xbox to kick in the first place. Not even a PS3. So how did they get stuck with Altair? Loosely planned, slowly updated. Naruto The Sweet and The Bitter (Naruto) Parody/Adventure - Expect to unexpect the unexpected. My life was a lie when I got born into the most unorthodox circumstances of a reincarnation in the world of flying ninjas. Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish. Fickle planning, muse driven updates. Thanks for dropping by :) |
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Cycle by RoseWarden reviews
Robin is a young woman who bakes cakes during the day, sleeps at night, and drinks on weekends. She does not wage wars, fight demons, or solve dating issues. Yet, somehow by divine mistake, she's found herself doing just that. Clearly, someone has her confused with another Robin...
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 1,057,480 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Avatar/Robin
L'Amour Et La Mort by Miazaki-san reviews
Family had always been important to Olivia, and when she had lost her own, she was determined to make sure nothing took her new one away from her. Even if her new family consisted of a skirt chaser, a foul mouthed butler, and the King of Vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 267,070 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Alucard, OC] Walter
Agapanthus (translation) by thePeppermint reviews
'For my one and only beautiful flower.' A story of family, friends, redemption...and most importantly, love. Original story and cover by Windell(윈델).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D.
TFA Kaleidoscope by Emotwo reviews
AU: A retake on TFA with some characters and plotlines shuffled around. Some things are different. Some things are the same. It all starts as a repair-crew consisting of 'six' Autobots stumble across the legendary AllSpark and... something else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 230,579 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ratchet, Wheeljack, Arcee
Friends in Low Places by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
How well do you know your friends? Or your enemies? The two might be harder to distinguish than you believe. The ladies of One Piece experience separate encounters with scoundrels of the highest order.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,683 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hina, T. Law, Boa Hancock, Amande
Like When a Fox Falls by akurosa reviews
Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic, rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luffy, unknown 1
Mystery Twins by Lizzy322 reviews
AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Glory and Honor by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Thundercracker's Glory. Coming of age in the wake of a war is never easy, especially when you're on the losing side... and Glory must find her own path in an increasingly dangerous galaxy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,014 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Thundercracker - Complete
Domestic Electronics by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,178 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Tarn, Kaon, Misfire - Complete
TFP: Dysfunctional Team by Epicenter Six reviews
In a Dysfunctional team, the squad usually hate each other. Unfortunately for 8 Decepticons, they are gonna have to work together to survive this adventure including deadly creatures, other alien races, and a dangerous Cybertronian third party. Pilot done. Currently on season 1 - Cleansing the Air PT 1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 171,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Shockwave, Skywarp, Swindle, OC
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Through a Canine's Eyes by NyanWolfy reviews
In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine. OC story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 359,891 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/7/2011 - unknown 1, OC
A Tactician's Testimony by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
I know what you're thinking. How could a high stakes campaign have occurred without the entire continent knowing? How could a ragtag bunch of misfits, an army consisting of everything from assassins to knights to half-trained civilians have saved Elibe? Well, this is my log, my testimony of everything that happened. My name is Katri, master tactician, and this is our story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 361,114 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Lyndis, Eliwood, Hector, Tactician/Mark - Complete
Metanoeo by Miazaki-san reviews
Gunter, a Nohrian solider worn by loss and anger, is sent to the North Fortress to watch over Kamui, only to have his life changed by the young princess.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Gunter - Complete
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiousInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr, Malik, Abbas, OC
The Destruction of Innocence by Sanru reviews
Flying Through Turbulent Skies part 1, Neoteric compliant: Five youngling are forced from the safety of their youth center out onto the war torn streets of Vos as the Civil War begins. What they are exposed to will haunt them for vorns to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Silverbolt, Skydive - Complete
Bacon and Alligators by DotnPolka reviews
After a mission gone awry leaves the children and Optimus in the base alone, Miko decides that the three of them are going to teach Optimus some human phrases to pass the time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Good Men by Fastern reviews
TFA / This tale dips into the adventures of the more minor characters of the show, eventually expanding into a hypothetical "Season Four" and a renewed war between the Autobots and Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,578 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Tomahawks and Briefcases by Silverwing2012 reviews
After Connor's mom dies, he has to live with his father, Haytham Kenway, in Saratoga Springs, New York. It's a tough move for Connor. He has to adapt to a whole new lifestyle in this different town. Will he and his father get along? Will he be able to make new friends or will he make enemies? ConnorxOC Modern!AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,715 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K., Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Heather's Beginning by Koriat Cyredanthem reviews
Evacuating civilians is one of the last jobs the Marines attend to after getting orders to abandon the planet. It's often the Spartans who are last on the surface, so they often find themselves rescuing a last group even as the planet starts burning. John thinks this group will be the same as all the others, but he's dead wrong.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087
A New Divide by Mighty ANT reviews
With the destruction of their base, Team Prime has scattered, leaving the Autobots to their own devices. While Optimus and Wheeljack search the stars for Autobot aid, the obscure island of Griffin Rock and its inhabitants come into play. Rescue Bots/Prime crossover. Post-"Darkest Hour" and spin-off 'The Strangest of Places'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Optimus Prime
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, unknown 1, Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Hatching Eggs by Pagen Godess reviews
No one can ever hope to understand why they stand with us as little more than slaves when they could whipe us from the face of the Earth. Slight Transfomers/Pokemon X-over. On hold due to lack of proper computer.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,362 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sam W.
Complications by noodlebirb reviews
Annabelle Lennox has a new fort on the Autobot military base, and she only has two rules: no boys allowed, and you have to know the secret password. Sent by Ratchet to retrieve some parts, Ironhide has to enter the fort...and it's not going to be as easy as he first thought. Set near the beginning of TF: Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Father's Song by The Smiling Shadow reviews
The Songbird wasn't just any other machine. It had to not just protect Elizabeth, it had to want to protect her. It had to love her. This was a difficult problem to solve, however the people in the other world built their protectors and called them "Daddies." Perhaps the Bird could be fueled by a father's love.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Kindred Sparks by Asher Tye reviews
When he manages to find a new project, Silas discovers his organization lacks a certain skill he requires to make it work. Thus does the terrorist leader decide it is time for a recruitment drive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Raf E., Soundwave, Bumblebee, Silas
Duck Attack by Hubero reviews
"What are you up to?" Ironhide scrutinized Jaime warily. "Have Jazz or Sides ever got on your nerves, and you wanted to get payback?" she asked slyly. "Every Orn," he grunted. "How'd you like to make them paranoid that someone was after them?" He looked at her. She had his entire attention now. "Who?" he asked. Jaime grinned devilishly. "Karma." T because of swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
A Child Shall Lead Them by Kenya Starflight reviews
Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Swoop, Grimlock - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
Objective of the Game by tanyart reviews
Some interconnected scenes from an AU in which the an indy game company by the name of AC tries to make a game called Ubisoft.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
A Story Told and Ended by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"The Witwickys were human."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Spike W., Grimlock - Complete
After All by Morgan Stuart reviews
This is one way it might happen. There are, of course, many. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," "Sentry Duty," and "Lessons Learned."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fallout by Nan00k reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Confidence Game by mooncrossed reviews
What happens when a teenager with a phobia concerning driving gets tied up in one of Swindle's crazy money making schemes? Yeah, I'm scared, too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Swindle - Complete
Famed Genius by R Amythest reviews
Mark the prodigious 13-year-old tactician has never lost a soldier in battle. Herein lies his secret.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Tactician/Mark, Nino - Complete
Learn to Love the Reaper by helicase reviews
"Where's here? I don't know. Heaven, hell. Although, if I'm here, it's probably hell. Walk with me." Six discovers that the Afterlife is a mysterious thing. Oneshot.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
PMD Loopholes by Ysavvryl reviews
Time is being eroded in the lands of Pokemon. Who is chosen to save the day? A big sister, a bookworm ninja, an ex-outlaw, and an alien creature. Based off PMD Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Perihelion by Dawn Searcher reviews
Something was profoundly wrong with Rtas 'Vadum's world.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Rtas 'Vadumee, Arbiter - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Kids, huh? by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Alucard is having a bad day, so he goes out to a bar for a few drinks. After a while, in steps Hans, who's having just as bad of a day. They have some bad kid problems. Review please
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hans G., Alucard - Complete
Transformers Collateral Damage by Lnzy1 reviews
The splitting and consquent scattering of a great power scource known only as the Artifact pulls four innocent, and somewhat unwilling, beings into chaos. One of them, a young girl who finds herself the object of interest of the two waring factions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 135,315 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Oh No, Not Again by Quirel reviews
The Master Chief has fought thousands of enemies, seen hundreds of worlds. He has encountered the great mysteries of the Galaxy, and he has defeated them all. What he could never figure out is why some Grunts scream 'Not again' shortly before death.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Hello Kitty! by mojamojadansen reviews
This is the life story of a certain kitten by the name of Shoe, told partly from its perspective, during and after the events of JFA. Comedic/dramatic fluff, and a dash of some dark humour.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Adrian A., Shelly de Killer - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
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The Sweet and The Bitter reviews
Expect to unexpect the unexpected. My life was a lie when I got born into the most unorthodox circumstances of a reincarnation in the world of flying ninjas. Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,385 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Shino A., OC
The Sour and the Salty reviews
The world is always moving on whether you are dead or alive, especially the shinobi one. Any unedits, sidestories, different perspectives, omakes, battles, alternatives or the sort that couldn't fit into the main story of "The Sweet and the Bitter". Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Shino A., OC
Prodigy At Service reviews
The civil war has hurt the sparklings the most but one manages to end up in the Autobots' care. What if Optimus' team had her also when they arrived to Earth? Rewrite of movies with OC, must have watched the movie. Half AU, no pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 2/7/2013 - OC
Insignificant Innocence reviews
IDW influenced-AU. Ray is a nobody, a youngling and Shockwave's personal assistant. With the Combaticons hitching a ride on her home and Shockwave's research spaceship, she gets to learns the glorious and mighty ways of the Decepticons. ...Right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Shockwave, Swindle, OC
Actually reviews
Two sisters were away from a storm, in the safety of their house. Suddenly an assassin appears! The problem would have been simpler if they had an Xbox to kick in the first place. Not even a PS3. So how did they get stuck with Altair?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Altaïr, Malik
