Hey, everybody! DiscordantPrincess is my name, entertaining y'all is my game.

If you're interested, here's a list of my fanfic OC's that I've included in my stories so far:

Name: Danielle Ratigan-Benson

Which fandom she's from: The Great Mouse Detective

Who she is: Ratigan's daughter and Basil's wife

Personality: intelligent, kind, can and will kick your ass in a millisecond if you piss her off, sort of a cross between Belle from Beauty and the Beast and Mulan

Appearance: mouse size and look, gray fur, long black hair, dark blue eyes

If Disney made a movie of my fanfics, who I would choose to voice her: Paige O'Hara (aka Belle)

Name: Mary Bentley-Ratigan

Which fandom she's from: The Great Mouse Detective

Who she is: Ratigan's late wife and Danielle's mother (she'll be featured in a few more fanfics that take place before my main one)

Personality: kind, strong-willed, loves her husband dearly (in fact her last words to him were "Just remember that I love you. I've always loved you.")

Appearance: mouse, tawny fur, shoulder-length golden hair, dark blue eyes

If Disney made a movie of my fanfics, who I would choose to voice her: Emma Thompson

Name: Michael J. Wallace the Third

Which fandom he's from: The Great Mouse Detective

Who he is: a broke nobleman who wants to marry Danielle for her money

Personality: basically he's an evil, conniving a-hole

Appearance: mouse, light gray fur, gray-green eyes

If Disney made a movie of my fanfics, who I would choose to voice him: either John de Lancie (aka Discord from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) or Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter)

Name: Evelyn Ratigan

Which fandom she's from: The Great Mouse Detective

Who she is: Ratigan's younger sister and Basil's former fiancee

Personality: sweet, loyal to her family

Appearance: mouse size and look, gray fur, black hair, yellow eyes, basically a smaller, female version of Ratigan

If Disney made a movie of my fanfics, who I would choose to voice her: Mandy Moore (aka Rapunzel from Tangled)

Name: Stellar Blaze

Which fandom he's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who he is: Twilight Sparkle's great-grandson, the bearer of the Element of Magic

Personality: pretty much a male version of Twilight

Appearance: blue-gray coat, neatly-trimmed black mane and tail with purple streaks, purple eyes, a cutie mark of a star on fire

If they added him to the show, who I would choose to voice him: Rob Paulsen (my favorite voice actor of all time)

Name: Bubble Gum

Which fandom she's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who she is: Pinkie Pie's great-granddaughter, the bearer of the Element of Laughter

Personality: Pinkie 2.0

Appearance: pink coat, wavy dark brown mane and tail, brown eyes, a cutie mark of a red gumball

If they added her to the show, who I would choose to voice her: Andrea Libman (why not, she does such a great job as Pinkie!)

Name: Apple Cider

Which fandom he's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who he is: Applejack's great-grandson, the bearer of the Element of Honesty

Personality: again, pretty much AJ as a guy...y'know what, let's just say that all the MLP:FIM Next Gen characters have the same personality as their great-grandmothers and go with that!

Appearance: tan coat, messy yellow mane and tail, hazel eyes, a cutie mark of a jug of cider

If they added him to the show, who I would choose to voice him: Peter New (aka Big Macintosh)

Name: Songbird

Which fandon she's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who she is: Fluttershy's great-granddaughter, the bearer of the Element of Kindness

Appearance: light blue coat, dark blue mane and tail fixed into braids, blue-green eyes, a cutie mark of a singing cardinal

If they added her to the show, who I would choose to voice her: Jodi Benson (aka Ariel from The Little Mermaid)

Name: Snow Spectrum

Which fandom he's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who he is: Rainbow Dash's great-grandson, the bearer of the Element of Loyalty

Appearance: light gray coat, spiky rainbow mane and tail, blue eyes, a cutie mark of a rainbow-colored snowflake

If they added him to the show, who I would choose to voice him: Zachary Levi (aka Flynn Rider from Tangled)

Name: Esmeralda

Which fandon she's from: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Who she is: Rarity's great-granddaughter, the Element of Generosity

Appearance: white coat, perfectly coiffed dark green mane and tail, green eyes, a cutie mark of a hexagon emerald

If they added her to the show, who I would choose to voice her: Tress MacNeille (my second favorite voice actress of all time, after Tara Strong)

1) List your favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters in no particular order! (Copied from Lunara the Ara's profile)

1. Discord

2. Pinkie Pie

3. Applejack

4. Twilight Sparkle

5. Spike

2) What would he/she look like if you combined #1 and #4's names and colors?

Discord Sparkle: a gray unicorn with a black mane and tail with pink and purple streaks, one purple eye and one red eye, and a cutie mark of a golden apple surrounded by magic sparkles.

3) If you had the pairing of #2 and #5, what would a good story title and summary be?

Laughter of the Dragon: When Spike gets depressed over Rarity rejecting him, Pinkie Pie uses all her tricks to try and cheer him up.

4) If you had the romance pairing of #2 and #3, how would you react?

Hmm, Pinkie Pie/Applejack, eh? Sure, I'd read that fanfic.

5) When you put #1 and #2 alone in a room, what do you get?

Chaos squared.

6) If you had a combination of #4 and #2, what would his/her personality be?

A serious student who loves to party...aka pretty much every college student in America.

7) How would #5 react if #3 asked him/her out on a date?

Applejack: Hey, Spikey Wikey, wanna go out next Friday?

Spike: (Silence, then laughter) Good one, AJ! I never knew you were such a joker!

Applejack: (seductively) I ain't jokin', Sugar Cube.

Spike: Oh. O_O

8) What would you do if you saw #1 and #3 sleeping together?

I would quietly exit the room before either of them knew I was there, then scream and run to Granny Smith and/or Big Macintosh to tell them what I saw.

9) If #2 threatened Equestria that he/she would take over the land, how do you think the ponies wouls react?

Probably they'd laugh about it, assuming it was another of Pinkie's pranks...until...KABOOM! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY QUEEN PINKAMENA!

10) What did you think of this quiz?

It was really cool!

The Ultimate Disney Questionnaire (taken from YouTube)

1. What is your favorite Disney movie?: Beauty and the Beast...I've been in love with that movie ever since the first time I saw it. Runner up: The Great Mouse Detective.

2. Who is your favorite Disney heroine?: Belle from Beauty and the Beast...smart, kind, beautiful, doesn't take crap from anybody; she's like the ultimate animated role model! Runners up: Tiana (The Princess and the Frog), Rapunzel (Tangled).

3. Who is your favorite Disney hero?: Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective...brilliant, funny, INCREDIBLY handsome (for a mouse); yeah he's a bit of a jerk but that just makes him all the more realistic as a character. Runners up: Aladdin, Simba (The Lion King).

4. Who is your favorite Disney sidekick?: Genie from Aladdin...dude is hilarious! Runners up: Louis and Ray (The Princess and the Frog), Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King).

5. Who is your favorite Disney villain?: Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective...brilliant, witty, charming, sexy voice provided by Vincent Price (the best actor of all time, BTW); Ratti don't need magic, he's the perfect baddie by himself! Runners up: Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog), Ursula (The Little Mermaid).

6. What is your favorite Disney couple?: Hercules and Megara from Hercules...she gave her life saving him from a falling pillar and he was willing to die to bring her back from the pits of the Underworld; if that ain't true love, I don't know what is! Runners up: Belle and Beast (Beauty and the Beast), Tiana and Naveen (The Princess and the Frog).

7. What is your favorite Disney dance scene?: The ball scene from Beauty and the Beast...I WANT THAT DRESS! But mine would be pink.

8. What is your favorite Disney kiss?: Tiana and Naveen's bayou wedding from The Princess and the Frog...so dang magical!

9. What is your favorite Disney family scene?: Simba and Mufasa under the stars from The Lion King...Mufasa has got to be the greatest animated dad of all time, and this scene with Simba always reminds me of how much I love my own father.

10. What is your favorite Disney emotional scene?: Mufasa's death from The Lion King...I've seen that movie hundreds of times in my lifetime, and goddammit that scene still makes me tear up every time (starts to cry)!

11. Who is your favorite Disney child?: Olivia Flaversham from The Great Mouse Detective...she is absolutely freakin' adorable, plus the scene where she stands up to Ratigan is too awesome; who knew kids had that many guts? Runners up: Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph), Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch).

12. Who is your favorite Disney animal?: Pascal from Tangled...perhaps the cutest reptile ever animated, plus he's so funny and a really good companion for Rapunzel. Runners up: Toby (The Great Mouse Detective), Abu (Aladdin).

13. What is your favorite Disney song?: "Beauty and the Beast" (three guesses as to what movie it's from)...the lyrics are perfect, the melody is perfect, Angela Lansbury's singing is perfect, it's just an all-around perfect song. Runners up: "Colors of the Wind" (Pocahontas), "Part of Your World" (The Little Mermaid).

14. What is your favorite Disney beautiful moment?: "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas...some of the most stunning animation you'll ever see in an animated film, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring a tear to my eye every time I watched it.

15. What is your favorite Disney ending?: Beauty and the Beast...beautiful, funny, and ends on a reprise of the best Disney song of all time; just a perfect way to end a perfect movie. Runner up: The Lion King.

The Ultimate Pixar Questionnaire (same format as the UDQ)

1. What is your favorite Pixar movie?: Finding Nemo...same as Beauty and the Beast, I've been in love with that movie ever since I first saw it.

2. Who is your favorite Pixar heroine?: Merida from Brave...she's smart, independent, athletic, quite pretty; yeah she screws up royally at times, but she's, what, sixteen, I think she's allowed to make mistakes.

3. Who is your favorite Pixar hero?: Marlin from Finding Nemo...if Mufasa is the greatest animated dad of all time, then Marlin is definitely a close second; he crossed miles of ocean, through everything he was afraid of, JUST TO GET HIS SON BACK!

4. Who is your favorite Pixar sidekick?: Mater from Cars...I know a lot of people despise this character (and I'd be lying if I said I couldn't see why), but I personally think he's hilarious and a really good first friend for Lightning.

5. Who is your favorite Pixar villain?: Randall from Monsters Inc...DAMN that guy is creepy!

6. What is your favorite Pixar couple?: Lightning and Sally from Cars...can't stand one another at first, but they grow to love one another; a very realistic couple.

7. What is your favorite Pixar dance scene?: "Hay un Amigo en Mi" from Toy Story 3...sexy Latin dance is sexy.

8. What is your favorite Pixar kiss?: Honestly, I can't think of any Pixar kissing scenes at the moment.

9. What is your favorite Pixar family scene?: Merida and Elinor towards the end of Brave...when Merida said "I want you back, Mummy" and "I love you," I literally sobbed in the theater, because it reminded me of how much I love MY mom.

10. What is your favorite Pixar emotional scene?: the incinerator scene from Toy Story 3...admit it, you got a little scared/teary eyed at the prospect of our favorite cowboy and astronaut toys being cremated.

11. Who is your favorite Pixar child?: Boo from Monsters, Inc...absolutely adorable and sweet.

12. Who is your favorite Pixar animal?: Dug from Up...big friendly dogs FTW.

13. What is your favorite Pixar song?: "You've Got a Friend in Me" from Toy Story...the classic Pixar song, brought to you by the brilliant Randy Newman!

14. What is your favorite Pixar beautiful moment?: All of the underwater scenes from Finding Nemo...this is the movie that made me fall in love with the ocean.

15. What is your favorite Pixar ending?: Toy Story 3...the perfect closing chapter to a great trilogy.

The Ultimate Non-Disney Questionnaire (same format as UDQ)

1. What is your favorite non-Disney movie?: The Prince of Egypt: such a beautiful movie, telling one of my favorite Bible stories of all time.

2. Who is your favorite non-Disney heroine?: Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH: very brave, and she'll go through hell and back to save her son...such a dedicated mother!

3. Who is your favorite non-Disney hero?: Po from Kung Fu Panda: he evolves from being nothing more than a squeeing fanboy to a badass kung fu master...the true underdog. Plus, I LOVE PANDAS SO MUCH!

4. Who is your favorite non-Disney sidekick?: Donkey from the Shrek movies: he's hilarious, plus I do like Eddie Murphy quite a bit!

5. Who is your favorite non-Disney villain?: Eris from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas: what can I say, I like chaotic people. Plus, she's VERY pretty!

6. What is your favorite non-Disney couple?: Shrek and Fiona: I like how they're each willing to give up what they know to be with each other. Also, I love the whole inner beauty moral.

7. What is your favorite non-Disney dance scene?: "Once Upon a December" from Anastasia: that scene gives me goosebumps.

8. What is your favorite non-Disney kiss?: Shrek and Fiona from Shrek: a nice twist of Belle and Adam's kiss!

9. What is your favorite non-Disney family scene?: the beginning of Anastasia: I like the relationship between Anastasia and her grandmother...very similar to my relationship with my late grandmother.

10. What is your favorite non-Disney emotional scene?: the Plagues scene from The Prince of Egypt: so emotional...so sad that it was all caused by one man's stubborness!

11. Who is your favorite non-Disney child?: Fievel from An American Tail: what can I say, I love mouse kids! Plus, he's sooo cute!

12. Who is your favorite non-Disney animal?: Puss in Boots from the Shrek movies & Puss in Boots: Antonio Banderas kitty is SEXY!

13. What is your favorite non-Disney song?: "When You Believe" from The Prince of Egypt: so beautiful, and so hopeful!

14. What is your favorite non-Disney beautiful moment?: pretty much all of Kung Fu Panda: China is BEAUTIFUL! I want to go there!

15. What is your favorite non-Disney ending?: The Prince of Egypt: "Look at your people...they are free." That line makes me cry so much!

You may be a Disney villain if...

*You're a rat, snake, or any kind of cat (including lions, tigers and leopards)

*Your wardrobe consists of mainly clothing that is black, red, purple and/or gray

*You have the ability to turn yourself into a giant reptilian monster or a giant version of yourself

*You have a pet cat, raven or parrot

*You can hypnotize people into either becoming your slave or your snack

*You sing a somewhat frightening yet still show-stoppingly awesome song

*You have henchmen to do the majority of your evil bidding

*You mistreat your stepchildren

*You have the ability to turn into either a beautiful young woman or an ugly old crone

*You have interesting taste in headwear

*You try to keep your anger management issues to yourself, but end up going psycho and trying to kill your enemies with your bare hands

*You're an insane driver

*You have ever committed/attempted to commit regicide (that is, the murder of a royal figure)

*You have ever attempted to force a beautiful young woman to marry you

*You have no qualms in killing and/or causing great bodily harm to your henchmen

*You have slaughtered/attempted to slaughter countless native peoples in order to get what you want, be it gold, Atlantean crystals or a way to the Emperor of China

*You hate children

*You have ever reacted to a simple insult extremely horribly, such as cursing a baby to die because her parents didn't invite you to their party or feeding your henchman to your pet because he called you a name you didn't like

*You are perfectly willing to brutally kill/maim your enemy's friends and loved ones

*You have ever wanted to harm adorable baby animals in the name of fashion

*You have ever caused a young woman to sleep for an absurdly long time until her true love makes out with her

*You end up being taken down via gravity

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (copied from Scoobycool9 and Luckycool9's profile)

I have decided to redo this questionnaire with just my MLP:FIM favorites, so here we go:

1. Discord

2. Pinkie Pie

3. Applejack

4. Twilight Sparkle

5. Spike

6. Fluttershy

7. Apple Bloom

8. Princess Celestia

9. Princess Luna

10. Zecora

11. Rainbow Dash

12. Queen Chrysalis

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash? I think I have read at least one fic with that pairing. It's a cute pairing, so I'd like to see more.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I don't think Twilight is hot, but she IS adorable.

3.. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Chrysalis got Celestia pregnant?! Is that even biologically possible?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There are a ton of Luna fics out there!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm, Pinkie/Fluttershy, eh? Yeah, I could see them being a cute couple!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Spike/Luna or Spike/Zecora? Um, neither, because Spike is just a kid.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Apple Bloom walked in on Pinkie and Chrysalis making out...and then she screamed and ran away.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Applejack goes to Zecora's to apologize for her racist behavior. One wild night later, the two wake up in bed together. Much craziness then ensues.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Discord/Celestia fluff? Hell yeahz, it's all over the Internet! It's my favorite MLP couple!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Changelings and Blooms: When the Cutie Mark Crusaders have a falling out, Apple Bloom runs into a reformed Queen Chrysalis, who offers much more support than she expected.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Applejack/Celestia? Is there such a pairing?

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

I don't know about my friends, but I've seen plenty of stories and drawings of Rainbow Dash.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Pinkie/Twilight/Spike? Um, I don't think so.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Celestia = "More" by Matthew West (it's a beautiful song about how God loves us more than anything, even the sun and the stars.)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Discord/Fluttershy/Chrysalis. Warning: Frightening and adorable at the same time.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A Spike fic? Probably, like, yesterday.

17."(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Discord and Apple Bloom are in a happy relationship until Luna runs off with Apple Bloom. Discord, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Rainbow Dash and a brief unhappy affair with Fluttershy, then follows the wise advice of Spike and finds true love with Chrysalis...I support all of that except for the Discord/Apple Bloom and Luna/AB stuff, because I do NOT support pedophilia AT ALL!

18.What title would you give this fic?

He Really Gets Around ;)

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

If I saw Apple Bloom and Celestia arguing, I wouldn't do a damned thing, because there's no sense in getting into another pair's arguments...especially if one is an uber-powerful demi-goddess of the sun!

20.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Spike is a pal of my nephew...and I am PSYCHED!

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Celestia and Rainbow Dash in a closet together with a rubber ducky? WTB?

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Pinkie dissed me, I'd just laugh, because she's a sweet pony and she wouldn't mean anything bad by it, she'd just be innocently insensitive.

23.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

If I saw Luna and Applejack in bed together, I would give them their privacy.

just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd beg Zecora to make me a potion to make my friends like me again, to change my grade to an A, and to make my parents forget why they were upset at me.

25.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

While I doubt that someone as happy as Discord would ever become emo, if he did, I'd cry and hug him many times.

26.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would give Twilight a hug and put the daisy in my hair.

27.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Fluttershy stole my hairbrush? I'd probably just let her borrow it but politely ask if she would give it back when she's done.

28.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

So Apple Bloom, Luna and Twilight have all banded together at 3 in the morning to sing "Barbie Girl?" I would tell them to shut up and to buzz off.

29.2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are my teachers? Can you say "best class ever?"

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

And now for the Disney villains:

1. Professor Ratigan

2. Dr. Facilier

3. Ursula

4. Hades

5. Scar

6. Maleficent

7. Mother Gothel

8. Queen Grimhilde

9. Jafar

10. Judge Claude Frollo

11. Cruella de Vil

12. Kaa

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Maleficent/Cruella? I don't think I have, but sure, I'd read it if it existed.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hades, hot? Temperature wise: yes. Appearance wise: meh.

3.. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kaa got Grimhilde pregnant?! I think I'm going to go drink ten gallons of brain bleach now.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yay, I love Jaffy fics! My favorite is Jafar's Disastrous Dates by D. Minx...definitely check it out if you haven't already, it's hilarious!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Facilier/Maleficent...DiscordantPrincess approves.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Scar/Jafar or Scar/Frollo: probably Scar/Jafar, because I just think that Scar would be more compatible with Jafar than with Frollo.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Gothel: Did you just see Facilier and Kaa making out a minute ago?

Me: No.

Gothel: Me neither. Let's go.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Frollo believes that Ursula is bewitching him into falling for her...but is it possible he's just in love with her for real?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ratigan/Grimhilde fluff? No, I don't believe there is.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Flowers for Snakes: Depressed over losing Rapunzel to Flynn, Gothel finds solace in the coils of a certain hypnotic python. But does Kaa want Gothel for food...or for something else entirely?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Ursula/Grimhilde: not sure if such a pairing exists.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Cruella de Vil fanworks are all over the place!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Facilier/Hades/Scar: I don't think such a pairing exists.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Grimhilde = "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" by Tata Young

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ratigan/Maleficent/Kaa. Warning: kinda disturbing.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not sure when the last time I read a Scar fic was.

17."(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Ratigan and Gothel are in a happy relationship until Jafar runs off with Gothel. Ratigan, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cruella and a brief unhappy affair with Maleficent, then follows the wise advice of Scar and finds true love with Kaa.

18.What title would you give this fic?

Love is Hell.

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

If Gothel and Grimhilde were in a heated argument, I would feel a little afraid, but if I avoided them, I'd be fine.

20.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Scar is a good friend of my brother, and I'm both excited and scared at the same time.

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Grimhilde and Cruella are in a closer together with a rubber ducky...um, I don't know how to react.

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Facilier dissed me, I'd just smash his voodoo blood charm thing and sit back and watch as the Friends on the Other Side drag him to Hell.

23.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

If I saw Jafar and Ursula in bed together, I'd leave them alone, and then scrub my brain with fire and Brillo.

just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: (kneeling) Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Frollo: One, I'm a judge, not a priest, and two, you're not Roman Catholic. Now leave me alone, I'm looking for Esmeralda.

25.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Ratigan became emo and tried to slit his wrists, I would give him all my loves and feels and hug him all day...then again, I'd do that anyway if I ever met Ratigan, so it might be moot.

26.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would give Hades a kiss on the cheek and put the daisy in a vase.

27.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Maleficent stole my hairbrush? Screw it, she can have it, I'll just buy a new one!

28.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Gothel, Jafar and Hades: (singing) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

Me: Do you WANT me to come out there and kill you all?!

29.2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Facilier and Cruella are my teachers...and I'd be scared out of my wits.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

Disney heroines, yay! Can you tell I'm having fun with this questionnaire?:

1. Belle

2. Tiana

3. Rapunzel

4. Olivia Flaversham

5. Ariel

6. Pocahontas

7. Mulan

8. Megara

9. Esmeralda

10. Vanellope von Schweetz

11. Jane Porter

12. Nala

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Pocahontas/Jane: Never read one, would read one if it were available.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ew, no, Olivia's a little girl!

3.. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

How could Nala get Meg pregnant? I mean, they're both females, and Nala's a lioness, and...GAH!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Esme fics...I can't recall any off the top of my head, but I know they're there.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tiana and Pocahontas...DiscordantPrincess approves.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ariel/Esmeralda or Ariel/Vanellope: definitely Ariel/Esme, because Van's just a little kid.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Mulan walked in on Tiana and Nala making out. And then she went into therapy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Rapunzel and Vanellope bond over being the only Disney CGI princesses. Friendship fic, NO ROMANCE!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Belle/Meg fluff? I'm sure it exists somewhere, but I've never seen it before.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Thanks for Making Me a Fighter: Mulan and Nala bond over Shang and Simba leaving them.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Rapunzel/Meg: again, I'm sure it exists out there, but I've never experienced it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Oh sure, Jane's a great character! I've seen lots of fan works about her.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Tiana/Olivia/Ariel: no, no, no, no, NO! No pairing Livy with anybody! What part of "she's just a little kid" don't the sickos of the Internet understand?!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Meg = "So What" by Pink (she'd sing this right after her first boyfriend dumped her.)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Belle/Pocahontas/Nala. Warning: a little weird.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

It's been a while since I've read any Ariel fics.

17."(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Belle and Mulan are in a happy relationship until Esmeralda runs off with Mulan. Belle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jane and a brief unhappy affair with Pocahontas, then follows the wise advice of Ariel and finds true love with Nala.

18.What title would you give this fic?

The Disney Girl Love Dodecahedron.

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

If Mulan and Meg were in a heated argument, I'd be upset but leave them alone.

20.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Yay, Ariel and my sister are friends! Let's all go swimming together!

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Meg and Jane are in a closet together with a rubber ducky...and I'm twenty different levels of confused.

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Tiana dissed me, I'd just run away from her and tell her to leave me alone.

23.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

If I saw Esmeralda and Rapunzel in bed together, I'd leave them alone.

just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd play ten hours of Sugar Rush with Vanellope to get my mind off of things.

25.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would talk with Belle about things, then try to get her help.

26.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would huggle Olivia.

27.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I would let Pocahontas have it and just buy a new hairbrush.

28.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Mulan, Esmeralda and Olivia band together to sing "Barbie Girl," and I put in ear plugs and go back to sleep.

29.2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Tiana and Jane are my teachers, and I am a happy student.