Discord: (pouting)

Ratigan: (offscreen) Come on, Discord, do the introduction.

Discord: I can't believe it took her this long to pick me for her intro. I'm supposed to be her favorite character on the show! I mean, I'm her avatar picture, for crying out loud!

Ratigan: (offscreen) Oh dear God, are you REALLY going to go down that road? DiscordantPrincess already explained it to you; she has a bowl full of pony names, and the ones she picks get to do the next introduction. Now do the introduction!

Discord: No, I don't feel like it. (folds arms over chest)

Ratigan: (offscreen) Discord, do the damned introduction, or I swear to God I will shove this camera up your ass!

Discord: (snorts) THAT'S your big threat? A free colonoscopy? (chuckles) "World's Greatest Criminal Mind" my flank!

Ratigan: (picks up camera, moves towards Discord)

Discord: OK, OK, OK, I'll do it! (sighs) Welcome to another episode of "Ratti in Ponyville," written by our very own DiscordantPrincess. This story is dedicated to her friends FairyTales And Pixie Dust, Cellenia and ShiningShadow1965. Enjoy, everypony. (glares at camera) Happy now?

Ratigan: (offscreen) Thank you.

Discord: (mumbling) Stupid rat...

THUD! I woke up after hitting the floor after falling from the bed. "Ouch…" I looked around. I was back in my hotel room. How did I even get back here? The last thing I remembered was spending the evening in the hotel's casino with Rarity and her friends. What had happened last night? It was all a big blur.

I groaned as I rubbed my pounding head. It felt like somepony was banging a drum inside my brain. I felt sick. I ran into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me, and just made it in time to throw up into the toilet.

"Hi, Paddy!" I yelped as I looked up to see Pinkie Pie hanging by her knees from the shower curtain, her usual nutty grin plastered on her face. "Pinkie Pie, what are you doing in MY bathroom? And how in Equestria did you even get UP there?"

"I was kinda hoping YOU'D know," Pinkie replied. "Last night was kinda a blur."

I buried my face into my forehooves. "Look, Pinkie, I REALLY don't feel well enough to deal with this right now, so could you PLEASE just go back to your hotel room?"

"Okey dokey Loki." She got down and hopped out. "Hope you feel better!" She gently shut the door behind her, but with my headache it sounded more like she slammed it. How could she still be so damned cheerful after whatever had happened last night? I moaned as I felt another surge of nausea hit me and I threw up again.

Once I had emptied the entire contents of my stomach into the toilet and flushed, I went to the sink and looked into the mirror. I looked a fright. My mane was a rat's nest, my eyes were bloodshot…and somepony had put red lipstick on me. "What the…?" I shook my head and simply wiped the lipstick off with a tissue. I smacked my lips and grimaced. My mouth tasted like vomit. I took out my toothbrush and some toothpaste and brushed my teeth, getting rid of the foul taste.

Grrrrrrr. My stomach growled loudly, letting me know that it was empty. I ignored it and went on to brush my mane to make it look at least semi-presentable again. I groaned as the pounding in my head started up again. Maybe a shower would help me feel a little better. I went over to the shower and opened the curtain…and screamed to find a baby alligator in the bathtub.

Just then, Pinkie came back in. "Oh, there you are, Gummy! I was looking for you, you little dickens!" She picked the alligator up and carried him out of the room. Pinkie Pie is so random, it scares me sometimes.

Once the alligator was gone, I went into the shower and washed up. Once I finished, I stepped out and put on my favorite bathrobe, then dried my mane using the hotel hair dryer and refixed it.

As I got ready for the day, my belly kept roaring impatiently at me. "Would you please shut up? I will get breakfast soon." I groaned and smacked my hoof against my face. "Terrific, Ratigan, you're arguing with your stomach. Oh Celestia, what HAPPENED last night?"

After I got ready, I left the hotel room to find the girls. Maybe with their help, we could figure out just what the buck happened last night.

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun.

Just so you peeps know, I personally have never been to Las Vegas, nor have I ever woken up from a night so wild that I didn't remember anything, so this is going to be somewhat based on movies that I've seen where such things happen.

What DID happen the night before? You'll have to read on to find out! Stay tuned!

All my best, DiscordantPrincess.