Hi I'm -Alois-Bipolar-Blonde-!

Okay, so... Basic info...

Favourite anime:
1# BLACK BUTLERRRRRRRRRR 1 AND 2
2# Soul Eater
3# Ouran Highschool Host Club
4#

Favourite Manga: Kuroshitsuji

Favourite Music (Artist, Band): BOTDF, Owl City, Adam Lambert

Favourite Songs: General BOTDF songs, If I Had You (Adam Lambert), Toxic (A Static Lullaby), Lollipop Luxury (Jeffree Star), Don't Trust Me (3OH!3),

Favourite TV Shows (Other then anime): Doctor Who, Futurama, Tower Prep, The Big Bang Theory

Favourite Books: Virals, Seizure, Warriors, Twilight, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Neverwhere, Annansi Boys

Favourite Authors: Kathy Reichs, Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, Neil Gaiman

Favourite Anime Character Ever: Kaoru Hitachiin :D

Favourite Anime Pairings:
Ouran

KaoruXHaruhi

HikaruXHaruhi

TamakiXHaruhi

KyoyaXHaruhi

KaoruXKyoya

TamakiXKyoya

HikaruXTamaki

Maid-Sama

TakumiXMisaki

Fruits Basket

YukiXTohru

KyoXTohru

KisaXHiro

HaruXRin

AyameXMine

KurenoXUo

Vampire Knight

ZeroXYuki

ZeroXKaname

Favourite Ouran Characters (In Order):
1# Kaoru
2# Kyoya
3# Tamaki
4# Hikaru
5# Haruhi
6# Mori
7# Nekozawa
8# Hunny

Favourite Maid-Sama Characters (In Order):
1# Takumi
2# Aoi
3# Misaki
4# Suzuna

Favourite Fruits Basket Characters (In Order):
1# Kyo
2# Yuki
3# Hatori
4# Shigure
5# Hatsuharu
6# Kisa
7# Hiro
8# Rin

Ciel Phantomhive:

[ ] You are emotionless and cold most of the time.
[x] You don't like people touching/getting comfortable with you.
[ ] You are sometimes cruel to your friends.
[x] You have no problem with lying or stealing as long as it benefits you.
[x] When your friends don't do a good job you call them an idiot.
[ ] You only show emotion to VERY close friends.
[ ] You get/have gotten annoyed by your best friend.
[ ] You've cross-dressed but didn't like it.
Total: 3

Sebastian Michaelis:

[x] You are dedicated to helping out friends
[x] You adore cats.
[ ] One of your friends have/has a crush on you.
[ ] You get annoyed by other people.
[x] You think one of your friends is a brat
[ ] You are only friends with some because they made a deal with you.
[x] You use peoples' fear of you to your advantage.
[x] You are willing to protect your friends at any cost.
[ ] You are good looking
] You dress in black most of the time.
Total: 5

Grell Sutcliffe:
[x] Your favorite color is Red.
[ ]The question here was omitted for being way too personal for me to be comfortable with.
[ ] You have had/have a crush on someone you met
[ ] You've cross-dressed before.
[ ] You are prone to flirt
[ ] You attempt suicide when you screw things up BADLY.
[/] You are sadistic. ((Really depends on which bipolar-y-ness personality I'm in))
[ ] You are somewhat flirty.
[x] You sometimes wish you were the opposite gender.
[ ] You mostly dress in only one color.
Total: 2.5

Alois Trancy:
[x] You've gone by/go by a different name. .
[ ] You wear short shorts.
[x] You've lost a loved one.
[x] Someone you loved/had an attachment to has betrayed you.
[x] It seems likes nobody loves you.
[x] You want to "have" someone.
[x] You are cheerful and mischievous.
[x] You hate when your plans fail.
Total: 7

Soma:
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You are self-absorbed.
[ ] You are sometimes naive.
[x] You act childish for your age.
[x] You blame others for your problems.
[x] You dislike being alone.
[ ] You are scared of someone your friend knows.
[ ] You have over 5 siblings.
[ ] You are a bit bratty.
[x] You care deeply for your friends.
Total: 4

Mey-Rin:
[ ] You are clumsy.
[ ] You wear/wore glasses.
[ ] You are superstitious.
[x] You love scary stories.
[ ] You constantly blush around your crush
Total: 1

Finnian:
[x] You have the body of the opposite gender.
[ ] You wear a sun hat.
[ ] You are stronger than most people perceive you to be.
[ ] You feel/felt like a human experiment.
Total: 1

Lau:
[ ] You are Chinese/part Chinese.
[ ] You keep your eyes closed at most times.
[ ] You are care-free/easy going.
[ ] You don't know that people think you are strange.
[x] Other cultures interest you.
[x] You smile often.
[x] You have a girl with you often.
[ ] You like Curry.
Total: 3

Undertaker:
[x] Your hair can cover your eyes.
[ ] You paint your fingernails black.
[ ] Your fingernails are long.
[x] You wear/have worn all black.
[x] You scare others for fun.
[x] People think you are creepy/a sicko.
[ ] You've been to/run/ran a funeral home.
[ ] You sleep in a coffin/slept in a coffin.
[ ] You go to the graveyard often.
[x] The dead interest you.
Total: 5

Claude:
[x] You act emotionless.
[ ] You have a monophobic slut always groping you. ((Okay maybe I'm the slut here... 6_6))
[ ] You have stolen a soul from someone else.
[x] You like spiders.
[ ] You know how to tap dance.
[ ] You constantly fix your glasses.
[ ] You're well built.
[ ] You've the ability to make a table extremely quickly.
[ ] You have musical abilities.
Total: 2

Conclusion:

I'm ALOIS

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil"
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
Your favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 2

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 4

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 7 *YAY*

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People up and talk to you easily feel like they can open

Total: 4

Result Kaoru the Devil Type-- Yay!

This poem is really touching so please read it.

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

'And blood was everywhere,'

'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'

For death was in the air.

'A mother, trapped inside her car,'

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

'She struggled to get free,'

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

'On where the back seat once had been,'

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '

'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '

'Oh, God, don't let them die! '

Then firemen came and cut her loose,

'But when they searched the back, '

'They found therein no little boys, '

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

'And was traveling alone, '

'But when they turned to question her, '

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

'In beseeching supplication, '

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

'Their jeans are blue to match.''

'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

'And gave them each a cone, '

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

'I've searched the area high and low, '

But I can't find their dad.

'He must have fled the scene, '

'I guess, and that is very bad.'

'The mother hugged the twins and said, '

'While wiping at a tear, '

'He could not flee the scene, you see, '

'For he's been dead a year.'

'The cop just looked confused and asked, '

'Now, how can that be true? '

'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '

'And left a kiss for you.'' '

He told us not to worry

'And that you would be all right, '

And then he put us in this car with

'The pretty, flashing light. '

'We wanted him to stay with us, '

'Because we miss him so, '

'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

'And told us not to fuss, '

'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '

'He's watching over us.'

The mother knew without a doubt

'That what they spoke was true, '

'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

This message works on the day you receive it.

Let us see if it is true.

ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.

Pass this on to your true friends.

Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.

Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Storm

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Stoizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Tory Myers

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Shistean

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Tireexl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Rachel

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Shadow

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Raspberry Fire

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black hook

Your Nobody Name: (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Moxtrs

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more soul that will never love.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), The Vampire Alchemist (GET READY TO UNLEASH THE FURY!!), MistoryStar (I beleive I've accidently done it on a school report and didn't relise it til' I turned it in..o.0), BitersweetChocolates09 (hAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!), HitaAndUtaPri (i HATE HOW IT ALWAYS HAPPENS! Shit...) PocKEtNiJA (tHIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME! Oh crap :)

Ouran questions

What would you do if Honey woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Hi Hunny! How are you?!"

Kaoru and Hikaru walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"WAH!!!!" Start throwing random objects at the until they were either on the floor unconscious or out of the room

Mori announced he's going to marry Renge tomorrow?

"NO! Committing suicide is not the only way! I'll take you to a counselor for crying out loud!"

Nekozawa cooked you dinner?

"Anyone here mind testing my food for poison?"

Kyoya was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Steal his glasses and run off cackling like a maniac.

Haruhi suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"Hello! Welcome to our messed up family!" :D

Tamaki got into the hospital somehow?

I got you commoner's coffee Tamaki! Be happy!

Renge made fun of your friends?

Punch her face in and throw her off the clock tower

Yasuchika ignored you all the time?

... Okay then

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Honey do?

"YOU SHA--! Oh, thanks Hunny." They would be dead before I could finish that sentance.

Q-n-A

Q: So lets start with the basics, you're a girl right?

A: Yup

Q: Who is in high school, correct?

A: *Nod*

Q: So you like to write?

A: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Q: Alright moving on. So what kind of music do you listen to?

A: Evanescence, Taylor Swift... yeah

Q: So what do you like?

A: Wolves

Q: Okay next question. What grade are you in?

A: Stalker!

Q: That's why I asked the question! Alright, what Anime's and Manga's do you like?

A: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Fruits Basket

Q: (sighs) It's Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara, Soul Eater, Nabari, and Naruto, correct?

A: ... Only the first

Q: So what other interests do you have?

A: Wolves

Q: (takes a gun and shoots himself)

A: Aw... Do I have to clean this up...?

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

30 things to do when you catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions: {bold is things i would do}

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

"Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

tape it for you tube

until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop Popcorn

Type your name with your knuckles: Srtkrm (almost...)

Type your name with your nose: swtorj (okay...)

Type your name with your feet: sttorm (YES ALMOST!!!0

Type your name with a pen without looking: Stprm (...)

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX

bout six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. They hurt her. They hurt her.

1) Kaoru

2) Kyoya

3) Tamaki

4) Hikaru

5) Mori

6) Haruhi

7) Hunny

8) Nekozawa

9) Ranka

10) Renge

11) Shiro (Episode 6)

12) Eclair

1. One morning, you are rudely woken up by your accursed phone ringing nonstop. You try to ignore it but it just keeps going. After several horrible minutes of this, you answer. It's #9 and they say in an urgent tone that they need to hide out at your house for a few days. What's happening?

Tamaki is going to attack the Fujioka household searching for Haruhi, so Ranka takes Haruhi and himself to me ;3

2. You're out at the mall just window shopping when you see #3 standing in the middle of a lingerie store. Is this… a bit weird?

Me: TAMAKI YOU FRIKKIN PERV!!

3. #2 and #7 just walked up to you and told you "Get your passport; it's time for a trip!" Where do you think you're going to go?

... Is Kyoya bribing Hunny to help him take me to... I dunno... An Ootori place or something?

4. You are at Ouran Academy and it's time for class. You sit down at your desk which is directly next to the window. #4 sits behind you and #1 is seated beside you. Can you pay attention in class?

Kaoru beside and Hikaru behind? No way.

5. You brought a homemade lunch to school today. Hey! #10 just took your lunch!

Me: DAMMIT RENGE! GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD! *Chases her*

6. It seems as though you have somehow misplaced your schoolbag. As you walk around a corner in search of your bag, you see #5 crouched on the floor rifling through your stuff! What are they looking for?

Cake for Hunny??

7. A note is tossed onto your desk in the middle of class and now feeling completely curious, you open it and read it. Across the paper there is neat, elegant cursive that says… "What size shoes do you wear?" Looking around the classroom to find out who it is from, the only person that is looking straight at you is #12. The Note must have been from them…

Me: *Grabs textbook and throws it at her face* STALKER!

8. It's time for the Host Club! Everyone seems to be busy with something except for #11. Well, it looks like you're going to be hanging out with them for the rest of the club.

Aw! Why do I have to hang out with Shiro...

9. Oh boy, it looks like #6 is going to pick out the Host Club's cosplay for today. What do you think the theme is going to be?

Uniform. Haruhi isn't exactly enthusiastic.

10. You just found out that #8 had just given the newspaper club an entire interview with them and their thoughts on you! What do you think the article was like?

Nekozawa: I can sense the darkness approaching Storm... I know she will come to me soon...

And some such nonsense. Joy.

11. You're at home and for some reason #1 is sitting nonchalantly in your living room and you don't remember letting the inside… Reaction?

Me (thoughts): OMFG! Why is Kaoru in my lounge room?
Me: Hi Kaoru! Do you want to go and make Tamaki think Haruhi's gone to a stripper club?

12. #4 is going to have a party at their house. They have invited you, #3 and #6 to help set up before it starts. Will you get the preparations done in time?

... It might... Although I don't think Tamaki would pay much attention to actually preparing. He'd probably start having creepy fantasies about Haruhi and Hikaru...

13. You go over to #10's house but it turns out that they are still sleeping. What are you going to do now? Are you going to wake them up?

Why the hell would I go to Renge's house?!

14. A close friend of yours sets you up on a blind date. You were told that your date was supposed to be wearing a dark red shirt and was going to be waiting for you alone at an outside café. You eventually get to the café and you spot someone in a red shirt, you walk closer until you notice that its #5! They're your blind date!

MORI IS MY BLIND DATE?!?!?!?! OMFG!?!?!

15. Tamaki has just found out of the commoner's game called 'Man Hunt'. You somehow get dragged into playing it and you have to hide. Are you going to hide with #2 or #12?

Kyoya. Definantly Kyoya.

16. You and #7 are going to hang out at their house. Which means that you have to meet their parents for the first time. How does it go?

Where are Hunny's parents half the time?? Oh, but it goes well ;3

17. Seems as though you've caught a cold and #8 is going to take care of you. Are you going to recover or are you doomed to sickness?

Yes. Yes I am. USING BLACK MAGIC DOESN'T HELP NEKOZAWA!!

18. #11 wants to play a video game with you since they have never played it before. What do you play?

Super Smash Bros.

19. Somehow you get your notebook mixed up with # 11's. You open it and see poorly drawn doodles of them and #10 all across the pages with lots of little hearts drawn around them… How do you react to this?

SHIRO IS IN LOVE WITH RENGE!?!?!?! F*! KAORU! HELP!