Truth or Dare, Host Club?
Co-Authored By: HitaAndUtaPri (Hita) and xxXLoneWolfXxx (Wolf)
Summary: It will be the Host Club, us, and possibly others doing/answering your truths, dares, and would you rathers! PLease read and review with your dares and such so we can keep this fun train a rolling! T to T+!
Disclaimer: Hita and Wolf don't own Ouran or any of its characters! We own Hita and Wolf and this idea~
Wolf: Welcome to truth or dare! I'll be co-authoring with Hita on this story! Truth or dare! We're gonna torture the host club! Right Hita?
Hita: Yes, we will! Don't you all just feel bad for these young men and woman? So please don't hold back on your dares and truths and would you rathers!
Hita and Wolf are sitting in a blank white room with three doors and one window, but its a big picture window. They are sitting next to each other on the floor. The Host Club magically appear around them, sitting in a circle.
All: WHAT THE?!
Hita and Wolf: Hiya!
They wave, awkwardly.
Hita: We're playing a game! You all are playing as well!
They shrugged or nodded.
Hita: Okay! First dare is for Tamaki. You have to lick the floor.
Tamaki: WHAT?! But my perfect tongue would be ruined... Tainted by the filth of this floor!
Hita: DO IT!
Wolf: Yeah! Do it! Or else... Don't under estimate me Tamaki!
Tamaki: ...fine.
Tamaki got on the ground and licked the floor. His face puckered up and he looked like he was going to throw up.
Hita: GO TO THE BATHROOM IF YOU'RE GONNA PUKE!
Then Tamaki ran to the bathroom, slamming the door.
Hita: Wow the floor musta tasted horrible!
Wolf: Yuck! I cant believe he did it! For all he knows I might of puked right there!
Tamaki came out and sat back down, pale faced and a little sweaty. Hita pointed to Wolf, who smirked evilly.
Wolf: TWINS! Eat a can of dog food!
Twins: Ew! Gross!
Wolf: Eat it!
Twins: Fine!
The twins eat the can of dog food and vomit.
Wolf: Clean up on isle 1!
Hita: TAMAKI! COME CLEAN UP!
Tamaki looked mortified but did as he was told.
Hita: Oki! Next dare on the list is for Mori!
Mori: Hn.
Wolf: Oh how I love the word "Hn"!
Honey: What does Takashi have to do, Hita-chan?
Hita smirks happily.
Hita: He has to do the macarena.
Mori shrugs and waits for music to start. Which soon starts and he does the macarena for a whole three minutes!
Hita: Woot! Go Mori!
Wolf: I.. just.. dont even know if that should be possible Mori! It was just. So. Amazing!
Everyone claps when he finishes.
Twins: So beautiful...
Mori is slightly red in the face from dancing and sits back down in the circle on the floor.
Wolf: KYOYA! Get me a Dr. Pepper, I DARE you to!
Kyoya: Out of all the dares you could use, you choose THAT.
Wolf's eye twitches.
Wolf: JUST GET ME A-
Wolf's sentence is cut of when a very chilly Dr. Pepper is handed to her.
Kyoya: You were saying?
Wolf shrugs and drinks the whole can in one sip.
Host club: ...
Hita: Jeez Kyoya...
Kyoya looks at her with a glare and she raises her hands up in defense.
Hita: Hikaruuu~ Your turn!
Hikaru: Oh God...
Hita: It's not too bad.
Hikaru: What is it?
Hita: You have to keep three ice cubes down your pants until they melt.
Hikaru: That's the worst dare yet!
Tamaki: HEY! I had to LICK the FLOOR, you devil!
Hita brings out ice and puts three down his pants, he shouts and spazzes for a few seconds.
Hikaru: They're cold!
Hita: No duh! They're ice!
Wolf: Naaaah! Ice cubes are warm!
Hita laughs as Wolf gets ready to ask her first truth.
Wolf: Okay then! I wanna ask a question! Haruhi, who would you least likely date? The most likely?
Haruhi: Ummmmm, least likely? A customer. Most likely? Hmmmmmm, Kyoya-sempai. He's not annoying and he's most normal person here.
Tamaki: Mother cant deflower our little girl!
Haruhi and Wolf: Shut up Tamaki!
Hita: I have to disagree Haruhi. Mori is the most normal and least annoying. But Tamaki if your her father then it'd be a mix of incest and pedophilia.
Tamaki: My daughters all hate me!
Tamaki goes to his emo-corner.
Hita: GET OUT OF THAT CORNER RIGHT NOW!
Hita storms over to him and drags him, forcefully, back to the circle and sets him down next to her. She was keeping an eye on him~
Hita: MY FIRST TRUTH! HUZZAH! Kaoruuu-kun~! Your turn!
Kaoru: Okay...
Hita: What do you consider the best thing about being a male?
Kaoru: Um probably not getting a period and having all those cramps...
Hita: Good reason!
Wolf: So very true!
Hita: Back to dares! You first, Wolf~
Wolf: Next dare! HUNNY! I dare you to draw a bunny on your face with lipstick! Oh, and you can't use a mirror!
Hunny: OK Wolf-chan!
Hunny picks up the lipstick. (Its red) Hunny draws an amazingly detailed bunny on his face. He manages to make a lipstick bunny look cute on him!
Wolf: Wow, now that's what I call a bunny! So cuuuute!
Hita: AW HONEY! I JUST LOVE YOUUU!
Honey giggled cutely and hugs Wolf and Hita.
Hita: My turn again~ Haruhi this is going to be for our own amusement. All of the males~ Here's your dare. You all have to go down in a split as far as you can! Who ever goes the farthest gets a prize.
All of their eyes lit up.
Haruhi: This outta be good,
Hita and Wolf nod enthusiastically.
Wolf: Haha! I just KNOW Tamaki cant do that!
They all do the splits, pain evident on their handsome faces. The girls all laugh. Here's the order starting from the one that went the furthest down.
1. Kyoya
2. Honey
3. Kaoru
4. Tamaki
5. Mori
6. Hikaru
Hita: WOW! Good job Kyoya and Honey! I so was not expecting a tie! The prize is you both can pass one dare/truth onto any one player after this round!
They smiled, victoriously. Hita nudged Wolf to get her started.
Wolf: Here's a fun one! TWINS! Put Tamaki in a round room (so he can't hide in a emo-corner) and make him depressed!
Tamaki: What! No!
The twins drag Tamaki into the round room that just 'magically' appeared (with the help of Kyoya). They come back 15 minutes later, dragging a depressed Tamaki behind them.
Wolf: What did you two do to him!?
Twins: Wouldn't you just love to know!
Wolf: Tell me! I'll help you prank him again later if you do tell me!
Twins: Fine!
They whispered something into Wolf's ears and Wolf smirked evilly.
Wolf: Did I EVER tell you two JUST how awesome you are?!
Hita: Haha I'm so not worried for Tamaki!
Tamaki: What did I ever do to you!
Wolf: DR. PEPPER!
Hita laughed nervously.
Hita: Okay! Before that escalates... I'll do my dare! Kyoya, pretty simple. Just hop around like a rabbit for three minutes! Easy enough.
Wolf: Look Honey a play-mate (in-mate) for Usa-chan!
Kyoya sighed but hopped around the room.
Hita and Wolf laughed with Hikaru and Kaoru.
Honey: So not cute.
Kyoya: There.
Hita: Good boy.
Hita patted his head.
Wolf: Awwww! Wanna carrot Kyo-hop?
Kyoya glared at her and Hita.
Wolf: HIKARU! stay still for a whole minute while the others try to make you move!
Hita: HAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that one!
Hikaru freezes. Kaoru and Mori are too busy watching Honey eat. Honey is busy eating cake. Kyoya and Haruhi don't want to be involved.
Wolf: looks like its up to us Hita! I'm gonna enjoy this very VERY much!
Hita: LETS DO THIS!
The two try tickling, throwing pies, and threatening him with tasers... It didn't work.
Kyoya: Time's up.
Hikaru: My uniform!
Wolf: You're rich! Buy a new one!
Hita: MUAHAHA! That's what you get~
Kyoya: Haruhi, this is your fault! Your debt us raised!
Haruhi: Noooooooooooooo!
Haruhi's yell is heard all over the world.
Hita cleared her throat and stared at Haruhi and then at Wolf.
Hita: Haruhi! Wolf! Break dance now! This is the boys' break time, so entertain them!
Wolf: Ummm... Ok but I'm not the BEST at dancing!
Haruhi: I CANT DANCE!
Hita: I'm aware. NOW DANCE!
They break dance, Haruhi sucked horribly. Wolf was dancing very...strangely. Leaving the others laughing!
Hita: NOW IT'S UP TO THE TRUTHS!
Mori: Hn.
Hita: WHOA! It's like you knew I was going to say it! Well if you had to kill someone, who?
Mori: Tamaki.
Wolf: Well... He IS a useless pervert! MUHAHAHAHA!
Hita laughs.
Hita: You didnt even have to think! XD
Wolf's turn!
Wolf: Yep! Tamaki! Are you OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) about your beauty?
Tamaki: No! I'm not obsessed with my beauty! My fan-girls are obsessed with me and my magnificent beauty!
Haruhi: Whatever floats your soup, Tamaki. We all know that you really are...
Wolf: Yeah! I'm on Hita's side Tamaki!
Tamaki is once again in the emo corner. And Hita again dragged him out.
Hita: Well that's all for Wolf's truths... So I'll finish off with one more of mine! Haruhi! Would rather have perfect boobs, butt, hair or legs?
Haruhi blushes as everyone stares at her intently.
Haruhi: Uh... Probably hair, I guess.
Wolf: But you do Haruhi!
Hita laughs loudly, making everyone but Wolf question her sanity.
OKAY! We're ending this chapter here! A lot of words but please put in your dares and truths and would you rathers! We would really appreciate it! A whole bunches! :) Well have a good evening everybody! Oh please dont report for the script writing!
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~Hita and Wolf Say Good Bye~