Konnichiwa watashi no tomodachi-tachi!!!=)

I changed my profile name now it is XxWhitexKingxX when it used to be natsuhiboshi98.

P.S-I am not a boy even though I made my pen name say king instead of queen but I just like king better.

Hey to all those people who check out my profile. A heads up to everyone I AM NOT A WRITER:'( sadly. Well either way enjoy my profile maybe someday I might be graced with the gift of writing ah-mazing stories. So far it hasn't happened yet.

The girl you just called fat

She's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly

She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped

He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars

He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying

His mother is dying.

Repost if you're against bullying.

I bet more than 95% of you won't...

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

Well yeah here are a few I'll knowledge you with...

Ichi 1)As you can see from the post above I do not tolerate bullying cuz I take no crap from anyone anymore. I used to be a victim but I got sick of it. I was born a fighter cuz I went through things that should have killed me but I have a slogan that I live by "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Nii 2) I have a pretty bad temper which is in my nature but I am strangely patient . SO YEA, it's better for you to be on my good side cuz my bad side is totally BAD ASS. Oh and my bad side is my Inner persona she is really sadistic and cynical.

San 3) Bout my personality I'm really happy,energetic,and optimistic most of the time.But out of nowhere I can be brooding in my little emo corner and be a total BITCH to everyone. I guess you can call me bi-polar but I really think I turn that way when my inner persona kinda gets control of me. But I don't give a shit you guys can think whatever the hell you want. Whatever the hell floats ur boat.Well back to my personality I can be pretty damn funny to myself and LMAO by myself for no completely good reason but I also do it to see the reaction that everyone gives me-WTF?is wrong with this girl- It just makes me crack up all over again. So that sums up my personality which is wat others call weird but you know what I'm proud of being weird.

Yon 4) I'm a artist in many areas. I write songs that I don't feel comfortable in sharing cuz they are dark and angst to many people.Also I love to draw anything be it manga/anime,realistic,still-life, or animals I'm just a freak over art cuz I like perfection when it comes to my forte or talent.I was extremely gifted by the gods or God cuz since I was little I learned how to draw detailed little doodles on my own. Plus Imma a fast learner when it comes to art I just watch how you draw and I automatically copy it with my own style.(It's like I have the sharingan but who said I don't...) NOTE: I said copy not trace all I do is observe and draw with the style you use used but with my own twist.(Just tellin u cuz I hate it when ppl tell me I trace things or am a copy-cat)Oh and I play instruments like flute,guitar,and piano soon I'll learn how to play violin and maybe drums.

Oh well thats all I have to share for now besides my profile will show you the rest that makes up for my unique self- sayonara

How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking

Burning pictures turn to ash.
Speed this up so we can crash.
Teenage romance will never last.
oh heartbreaker, kill me fast.

I'll spend my whole day getting ready,
trying to make myself look beautiful
so that you'll fall in love with me...
but I wont be surprised if you don't even notice me.

Never thought that we'd be just a memory.

She's just a stupid little girl
with her hopes too high
and feelings much too strong
especially for a boy like him.

Everyday people ask me "Are you two going out?"
and you don't realize how painful it is to reply "No, we're just friends."

It's kinda funny how in the end
you always go back to the ones
who have been there from the very beginning.

People are going to want you,
need you, exceed you, take you,
beat you, love you, hate you,
play you, rate you, save you, andbreak you
-- but thats not what makes you.

Open your eyes, live your dreams,
and always remember nothing is ever as bad as it seems.

You can't really hate someone unless you loved them first.

You can only push a girl away for so long
then after awhile they start walking out of your life on their own
so be careful because once they start walking away,
they won't ever turn back.

When it hurts to look back and your scared to look ahead
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Somewhere between all of the changing and growing and the skipping classes,
the studying for tests, and the pretending to be studying for tests, and the downright not studying for tests,
I forgot... i forgot what it meant to cry.
I forgot that pretending to be happy doesn't make you happy.
I forgot that pretending to be smart doesn't make you smart,
and that pretending to be okay doesn't make you okay.
I forgot that you can't just forget the past in fear of our future..
I forgot that you can't control falling in love... and that you can't make yourself fall in love.
I learned.. i learned that I can love.
I learned that it's okay to mess up, and it's okay to ask for help, and its okay to feel like crap.
I learned its okay to complain and whine to all your friends for a whole day... that somehow they'll make it all better.
I learned that sometimes the things you want most you can't have.
I learned that the greatest thing about school isn't going to be who is most popular or going to the parties;
not even the hook ups... it's the friendships... which means taking chances.
I learned that sometimes the things we forgive and forget are the things which we most need to talk about.
I learned that letters from friends are the most important thing... and that sending cards to your friends makes you feel better,
but basically, i just learned that my friends, both old and new, are the most important people to me in the world.

Friends keep you from being a psychopath
best friends share the same retardation.

This girl is my other half.
When I turn 21 she'll be right next to me blowing out the candles.
When I get married, shell be my maid of honor.
When I have a baby, shell be the godmother.
And when I die, my grave will be right next to hers.
This girl is more than a best friend.

You gave me your ups when i was feelin' down
You gave me your smiles when i began to frown
You gave me your arms when i needed a hug
You gave me your heart when i needed someone to love

Even the big sunglasses can't hide the pain in her eyes.

Your act only works on an audience.

The girl who smiles at you walking down the hall.
The girl who tells you everything is alright and then cries at night.
The girl who follows everyone and tries to fit in.
The girl who smiles when she's falling apart.
The girl who needs the attention but doesn't ask for it.
The girl who has secret messages behind everything.
The girl who cries for help but doesn't expect any to come.
The girl who has a problem but doesn't know how to deal with it...
that's me.

It hurts her to look in the mirror
It hurts her to laugh with her friends
The pain has gotten too far...
And now she’s just another stranger lost in the darkness.

And she can't forget what she was never meant to hear.

If there's just one piece of advice I can give you, it's this-
when there's something you really want, fight for it,
don't give up no matter how hopeless it seems.
and when you've lost hope, ask yourself if 10 years from now,
you're gonna wish you gave it just one more shot.
because the best things in life, they don't come free.
- grey's anatomy

I don't scratch my head unless it itches
and I don't dance unless I hear some music.
I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
- Remember the Titans

It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect,
as long as they are perfect for each other.
- Good Will Hunting

You wouldn't want life to be smooth
its the bumps that make it interesting.
- One Tree Hill

Pacey: You know, Kristy,

I'm a Ravenclaw

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

To get sorted go to: http:///tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of fucking ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion

Akatsuki Emoticons

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.-* Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu

THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY (Sasukeluva 4eva), SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D Not mine as you can see by the name above check out her profile she is unfuckinbelievable -natsuhiboshi98(wished I changed my name to something cooler)

You know you are addicted to anime if...

you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold

if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyones name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies

if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page

Thoughts

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is. -- Repost this if you agree with it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism --I find this very amusing cuz the white people who are still racist think they can outsmart black ppl but HAHA look who got them now--

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are);

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(If I go to hell it'll be for another reason not for something like this that is natural and innocent)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(It's hard to fucking choose cuz there are so many and it's hard to tell which one is the truth)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(Chance of me ever doing that is slim but it'll sure be a hell of fun .)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(I just like dressing however the hell the want.I want to wear pj's for the day then let it damn be)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Where the hell do you think movies,plays,and entertainment comes from. It comes from ppl who obviously like it but it doesn't make them homo)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.(WTF?I may be crazy but politics, I just hate the thought of eating meat but im not gonna force ppl to stop eating it)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(No I just perfer guys over girls cuz they don't put a facade up for others and there is less drama)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(U have the freedom to express yourself as far as I know dipshit)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(Gays are the shit and they got more balls than anyone I know cuz they risk their whole reputation just to be free of hiding in the closet-as everyone says-but no im straight)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.(At times I hate it when ppl really think of the whole puerto rican population to be like that just cuz some others are degrading themselves doesn't mean the whole race needs to be degraded as well.)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(Fuck off I have a future to make and im to young to be spreading my legs for a good fuck-not like i'd wanna spend my life like that)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (yea got that part right, im violent but only when I good reason to be)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(Im not Aphrodite but I ain't unattractive either besides thats a fucked up thing to say)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Im not fat and I eat whatever the hell I wanna DAMN eat and I don't give fuck if ppl are fat or not. Like it doesn't hurt to have meat on your bones)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Not.Fucking.Interested.right now)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(Who seriously in this screwed up world comes from one breed we were mixed from the beginning.Anyways who the hell cares)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.(Does it hurt to have colored friends these days without ppl thinking least my friends appreciate me for who I am)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(I am quite sanitary like really isn't 3-5 showers a day enuff for ppl these days.Whtevr I don't give a flying shit)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(What's the fun on being like everyone else its fun to be unique and stickout of the crowd. I know it'd be boring if everyone was the same gosh the same fucking shit eachday.I can't live like that)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(Trust me I'm the opposite of naive)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.(All I have to say is racist bastards for who ever think that,OH, and im only half mexican)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(The sun hurts my eyes and I prefer nighttime.I get to sleep morexP)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(Just cuz I don't like hurting things that r innocent doesn't mean I can't beat the living shit out of you and give ppl a can of ass-whopping when they need it)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(I hate drugs cuz there are gross yuck yellow teeth and hairy tongues)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(HELL NO this is all BULLSHIT I appreciate everyone with or without artist talent. In fact I feel inferior becuz I see other artist who r a Gazillion times better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(It gets annoying at times to be surrounded but I don't mind being in groups with my BEST FRIENDS)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(I don't see anyone complaining when they watch the shows so Wth do you have to say to that)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (On the contrary I am far from weak but either way Im not fucking Einstein)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (That's just fucked.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (Oh screw off you jerks!)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Wtf isn't this a stereotype by judging me just cuz im a teenager.What the hell all i can say is that hate being judged and hate judging nuff said)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Ok it flows through our veins and keeps us alive-whats not to like- now why the fuck do I need to be vampire just cuz I like blood)
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(Everyone is at fault)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Who wants to be stuck with mobs of potentially idiot fan-people hanging off your arm every waking second of your life? Not me. Besides I like my personal bubble Thank you very much)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(We live on the fucking earth and there is only one so where the hell where we live if it get destroyed cuz I sure as hell don't see another earth-like planet.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(It's fun to have some fun in life instead of being a serious all the time with a stick stuck up ur ass)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(I wish that way I don't have to work so damn hard in Literature)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(I don't think so, you can be strong emotionally and physically but that doesn't make me stupid just stronger)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (What the fuck there are ppl who are just not damn interested like really who the hell whats to deal with all those fights ant the fucking drama.Hell no I rather wait for my ideal boyfriend to come up cuz these days there are too many playboys.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I hate crying it makes me feel weak besides why give the ppl who made you cry the satisfaction,but I don't mind have a nice private sobbing mess when its worth my tears)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.(I don't do it all the time but I just do it when ppl are going make themselves into idiots or fools in front of I only do it as a lifesaver to keep them from being humiliated)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.(This is fucked up)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems(Fuck no I just don't like being a burden to others and tell them my whole fucking life story besides my life is not a really pleasant thing to tell others about.I like keeping my friends innocent,ignorant, and naive for as long as possible cuz its better than seeing the world as I do which is the plain truth)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.(Fire was the first thing we as humans or man made and used to make other things like making weapons and cooking why hate on fire its not evil or entirely bad)

Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto:

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile(Im not to sure but I sure as hell will try to get in)

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.(I swear I'm accident-prone someones out to get meXD)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile(didn't I said that in the beginning of my profile)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile!

if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.(I do that so many times and everytime there is at least one kind person to save me from the humiliating stares)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(Or when I'm left out the conversation now that is strange)

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.(I listen to everything so it doesn't matter to me)

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile

If your one of those people who doesn't care about what people think about you then copy and paste this in your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Pure Love Story

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, immortal-lover14, XXanime.manga-it-calls-meXX,XxWhitexKingxX

Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari

April - Kanoshikita

Jude - Zudoteku

Keith - Mekukichiri valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)

Mike - Rin Kimeku

murphy- Rin doshino rifu

logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!

Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!) Tomaz - Chimorinkazi

Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)

Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!

Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...

Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?

Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!

meg - rinkuji the eliminator!

Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious

Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)

Zack- Zikamemi

Brian- Zushikikato

Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)

Tony-Chimotofu

KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU

karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.

Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir

Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku

Karlee- mekashitakuku

Alisha-katakiaririka

Eric- Kushikimi

Charlie-mirikanotakiku

Mario-Rinkashikimo

Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!

Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it Hannah Rikatotokari

Steph - Arichikunori

Ruth-Shidochiri

Matt- Rinkachichi

Ashley- Kaariritakufu

Aradia- Kashikatekika

Kim- Mekirin

Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...

Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_

Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...

Jenna-Zukutotoka Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...

April- kanoshikita

Emily-Kurinkitafu

Sarah-Arikashikari

Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)

Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)

Eden- Kutekuto

Olivia-Motakirukika

and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL

Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...

Heather -Rikukachirikushi

Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto

Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!

Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika

madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Alexis- Katakunakiari

Jordan-zukeshitekato (ummmm weird i sound like some kind of cat...sweet!)

Danielle- Tekatokikutataku (lol my ninja nickname isTekatoki :3)

Maryann-Rinkashifukatoto(I feel as if I have cuss words in my ninja nameXD)

1. Your real name: Maryann

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Yarxanxma

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Marizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Lilac Wolf

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Mendez Hollis Drive

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): HerMa

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): Silver water

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Fred David(I have a guy name TAT)

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Cinnamon

Power of the Human Mind

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Simple Japanese

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I do not own this; I just borrowed it from 'mackanzie2388' because I loved it so much! lol XP

If there are any guys that want to date me, my dad gives them these rules.

Daddy's Rules for Dating

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a carton of beer, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool, places where there is darkness, places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Cricket games are okay...Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I think you can understand why I don't get that many dates.

_Taken from crazychick1313's profile. (: _

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'FRIENDS' AND 'BESTIES!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Again, borrowed from 'mackenzie2388!' What can I say? I love her stuff! XD

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Borrowed from Sasukeluva 4eva.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!' Fuck, maybe I should just copy her whole profile! EPIC LOL.

WOMEN SUPERIORITY

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Heheheheheheh... I betcha you can see what I'm about to say next coming...

I DO NOT OWN THIS; SEE FOR DETAILS OF WHOM I HAVE BORROWED THIS LEGALLY FROM!! XP(Sasukeluva 4eva -I swear I get everything from her)

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Heheheheheheheheheheheh! Property of 'mackenzie2388'!

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.
borrowed from megan

Repost if u r one of those girls waiting. ( I'm the apple that is glued to the top of the highest tree that ever existed because I don't want to be reached ")