Hey! I'm mostly on here to read the fan fictions, though I do write them even if I'm horrible at remembering to updating them. But, hey, if you like them, I love it! If you hate 'em, don't read. I don't flame anyone except my sister and she knows I'm just joking, so I expect people to return the favor! Remember that. Not including constructive criticism, of course. That is very much welcomed.

I mostly write for the comedy, and making people laugh. I'm quite good at it, if I do say so myself. I get it from my mom. If you've laughed, then I'm accomplished in life. I rarely like it when it's about how someone is hurt or sad. They make me depressed. I like to laugh, not cry. But, some people like that, and I respect that, so it's fine if you do... God, I have to suck up in even in my profile. I might have a problem. :x Other than humor, I mostly (only) write OC fics. I don't know why, but really like OC fan fictions, so I write them :)

I dislike close-minded people. Especially those who try to push their own beliefs onto others. And people who make it their life mission to make other people's lives miserable. It rubs me in all the wrong ways. Other than that, I don't really have much pet peeves when it comes to people. Granted, I get that people are not going to like me, for whatever reason, be it my craziness, perverse thoughts, or how I get quiet around people I don't know. But I hope that I can make friends! I try to get along with people as best as I can.

Anyway, if you're reading this, hopefully it means that you've seen one of my fan fictions, or you've read one of my reviews. If that's the case I hope you liked it! Most of the time I like to think they're funny, especially the ones I give my sister... *laughs evilly* ... Don't judge me! My whole family is mean to my sister. After all, what doesn't kill her makes me laugh. Cause I only laugh at stranger's deaths. (JK)

Reasons Why Sasuke Uchiha is a Saiyan:

1.) He has a tail (on the back of his head).

2.) Every time he nearly dies, he gets a powerup (DBZ abridged for reference; Episode 13).

3.) He has a Super Saiyan mode.

4.) He has black hair and eyes.

5.) He's a horrible father/husband. ;P

Name: Abby

Gender: Um... girl? Maybe. *grabs chest* Oh, yeah, who could forget these babies?

Age: Between 10 and 100, but that's all you'll get.

Hobbies: Video Games, Reading Manga, and... watching TV.

TV shows: Naruto, Bleach, Tokyo Ghoul, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Blue Exorcist, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Toradora, Hetalia, Fairy Tale, Card Captor Sakura, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Mirai Nikki, Inuyasha, The World God Only Knows, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Once Upon a Time and Family Guy.

Favorite Animals: KITTIES! Of any kind.

Favorite color: Purple

Funny Stuff (Or Life Lessons -whichever you prefer)

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, cut them, then squirt lemon juice in Life's eyes, and say 'Bitch, why you give me lemons for!?'

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS!

Newscasters always say "good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it could cut itself.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.', 'Backwards?', 'I'm skilled.'

Flying is simple, just try to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Just let me know when you try, so I can laugh at your stupidity.

Don't mess with me. I have a stick. And I'm not afraid to beat you senseless with it.

'No offense, but you're insane.', 'Why would I take offense? I've seen your sanity and, frankly, it bores me.'

Dear students, I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotches and smiles. Sincerely, Your Observant Teacher.

There are two sides to every argument. The wrong side and my side.

Dramatic-ness! It's... AWESOME!

There are very few problems that can't be solved a large quantity of explosives.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous, you suck.

When somebody decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just decide to switch to Google and just stare at it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says, "OH, CRAP, SHE'S UP!"

Sometimes, Google should come back with a message that says, "Trust me, you don't want to know."

When I have kids someday, I'll tell them to watch 2012 and tell them, "I survived that."

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

'Wait! Violence is never an answer!', 'You're right; it's the question! And my answer is YES!'

It's me and you against the world. We attack at dawn.

Some people deserve to be high fived... in the face... with a chair.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

'Are you sleeping?', 'No, I'm training to die.'

'Are you still there?', 'Nope.'

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

One night, I looked up at the stars and wondered, "Where the fuck did the ceiling go?"

Did you hear? Something normal is around! Let's go poke it with a leek!

Screw the war in Iraq! WE NEED TO CATCH VOLDEMORT!!!

What is this... normal you speak of?

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded.

Teamwork is essential. It gives people someone else to shoot at.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Stress is when you wake up screaming, then realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

That which does not kill me had better run real fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than frown, and fewer still to ignore the person completely.

A parachute is like a friend, if they don't help the first time then chances are you won't need them the second.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Pikachu! Shove lightning up it's ass!

Why be difficult when, with a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Question: If a person has multiple personalities and one threatens to kill itself, is it considered a hostage situation?

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on it's own.

He had a good idea once but it died from loneliness.

Whatever's not nailed down is fair game.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have ran like hell and you wouldn't of had a clue.

Fanfiction Notices

The Cat Demon, Miyako - I have to get started on it...

My Strip of Hell - Started on the eighth chapter and still in the process of writing it out. At least I have some semblance of a plot now!

Falling Into Mayhem - I've lost the second chapter. Ugh.

I'm alive! And working on new chapters, though don't expect much, ne?

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Uh, um? I donno.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NarutoxHinata! And ShikaTem, SaiIno, and just basically what I'm in the mood for.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No, not really. I'm okay with reading yuri, but for some reason I can't read yaoi... I hate Naruto hentai. :(

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish I could, but my hermit-like personality, general shyness and lack of money keep me contained.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A Konoha bracelet, some of the manga and couple of box sets for the anime.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Huh? I daydream a little, but that's mostly the extent of it.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NarutoxHinata, I mentioned before.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasuke should die, never mind being paired with any one. Sorry, Sakura!

9. Which team is your favorite? Kisame and Itachi.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) He is Tobi. I know this. For a fact.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I swear, guys, this needs to updated. Seriously.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Kisame. I think. I'm not very decisive.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti. Sasuke should get over himself then commit suicide while I watch with popcorn. I'd even provide the rope.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? ... I should do that.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Haha! Yes, now this I do! Every time there's an update.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? What's ADD? (Joking. And yes.)

17. Sub or dub? Dub. With subtitles. I don't really care, to be honest. Except when I trying to learn some Japanese ;3

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, post Shippuden. PST Sakura is just a caterpillar waiting for the cocoon that is Tsunade's bitchslaps.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Depends on my mode, but mostly funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? *shrugs* Everyone does, mostly. Unless you're new to the show or something.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...I don't want to call him an ugly nerd, but definitely not a 'sexy beast'. So confused. Let's go with 'funny'.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara. Or Haku.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome AND weird, just like his sensei.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I'd love to see Deidara as a bride's maid, and for him to do that, he'd need to be OOC or drunk.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Depending. There's somethings I don't like in fanfictions.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? *blush* Sometimes...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Um... My sisters and I talk about them around my mom, but I don't think she pays attention. It was so funny when she tried to pronounce Naruto and Gaara's names, hehe.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Add that to my list of things I have to do. I've watched two seasons of the Dragon Ball Z one, though. Hehe, 'Ghost Napa'. Haha! Still amuses me to no end. Have now! Oh, my God, Gaara of the Funk!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Well, have now. :3 I really like the 4th one.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Everyone I know is already hooked.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw worth crap, unless it's a domestic cat.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I can't draw worth crap. But that would be awesome.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Um, my friends and I talk about Naruto, if they know it, but other than that, no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm already broke, so no.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Out of sheer curiosity, yeah. Plus I'm a pervert and I would need something to talk about with my fellow pervs... other than... stuff, hehe.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Umm, what? Where does that come from?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? Again, can't draw worth crap, so I don't even try.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Haha, you make me laugh. Sasuke isn't even *gag* sexy in the first place.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, quite a few, actually.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Um, don't really know. Can you elaborate?

Your 10 Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Characters

1. Alphonse

2. Ed

3. Ling

4. Envy

5. Hughes

6. Havoc

7. Riza

8. Roy

9. Hayate

10. Winry

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?(Al)

Blink, blush, then scream. Then proceed to throw what I can at them.

7 cooked you dinner.(Riza)

Grin. Easy food. Ask if there's desert.

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?(Envy and Hughes)

Both of them are dead, and Hughes confronted Envy about him killing him.

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? (Havoc)

Don't ask him, just turn in the other direction because it might be because of me.

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?(Ling and Ed)

Can I be the maid of honor? No? Then one of the bride's maids? Yeah! ...wait who's going to be the girl? Ed goes on a rant.

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.(Winry)

WTF?! ...Okay, just back away and let's forget this ever happened...

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?(Hayate)

I think he would by licking me... gross.

You're lying on the beach peace when you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.(Al, Ed and Hayate)

What the f*ck is a dog doing wearing a Speedo?! I don't want to see this.

8 confessed to be a part of your family.(Roy)

When did this happen? Gah! How're you related to me? ... Wait. That actually make sense. In a weird sort of way. Just as long as he doesn't turn out to be my dad. _

6 kidnapped you, why is this?(Havoc)

I don't know. He probably... No, don't know.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10.(Ling, Hayate, and Winry)

... O.O ... ... BESTIALITY!!! Run out the door and see if they sell mind soap, cause I'll need alot of it.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him, but it isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?(Riza and Envy)

Why is Envy helping Hawkeye with her relationships? What's Mustang doing now?

5 gave you a teddy bear.(Hughes)

Yay! So cute and cuddly!

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.(Hayate and Al)

What is a dog doing on a dating website!? And Al is mine!!!

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?(Roy, Havoc, and Riza)

Mustang is lecturing Havoc on his smoking habit, and Riza is hoping that Mustang will ban Havoc's cigarettes because it annoys her.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?(Envy)

...Be afraid, be very afraid.

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.(Hughes)

I need my beauty sleep, go away. Shit. No, I don't want to pictures of Elysia! And it will not cheer me up!

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a café. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?(Winry and Ed)

Stay with Winry, it would seem too much like a date with Ed, plus I prefer Winry over Ed, no offense.

1 suspects that you are Kira.(Al)

Like Death Note Kira? Haha! Sure, whatever, I'm Kira, Al.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?(Hayate)

Hawkeye would definitely be there, and most likely Mustang, too. Probably others, but I'm too lazy to name them.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.(Ed)

shudder* No, sorry, don't think about you that way *runs away*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?(Envy)

We wouldn't be singing, because I would be running away, unless Envy was drunk. Then I'd stay and laugh at him when we sing Toxic by Brittany Spears. I read a fanfic that had that as his theme song, it'd be cool to see him sing it :D

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.(Al)

NOOO! ...this is a joke, right? A cruel joke?

All of the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Hayate, because no one would hurt a puppy, plus Hawkeye would kill anyone who tries, when she isn't protecting Mustang.

Or me. Because I kick butt.

Pairings I Ship (* for favorites)

Naruto

NaruHina* (My one true pairing )

SasuSaku (Seeing how terrible this one turned out, I'm on the verge of taking it off the list)

LeeSaku

GaaSaku

KakaSaku

SasoSaku* (no loyalty to Saku ships, though I like this one)

ShikaTem

SaiIno

KuroIno

LizDei* (My sister with Deidara, hehehe)

ZabuHaku (I do not care what people say, Haku is a girl)

NejiTen

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edwin

Royai

Bleach

IchiHime

UquiHime*

RukiIchi

RenRuki (nor loyalty to Bleach pairings)

Hetalia

FemPruCan (don't really care which is the girl)

FemSpaRom

FemJapAme

Fairy Tail

Nalu

Jerza

Gruvia

Gale

Soul Eater

SoMa

TsuStar