In the early sixteenth century, Helga struggles to keep her family's estate from being repossessed while she waits for her sister to secure a wealthy husband. Arnold is a lovelorn prince trying to convince a pious foreign princess to marry him. When their paths cross, grudging respect turns to friendship turns into something else entirely.

A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

When Arnold was born, his cries silenced all of nature. Now, as the adventure in San Lorenzo draws to a close, Arnold will learn that he's far more than your average bold kid. And he's not the only one. Shortaki with a mystic twist, set immediately Post TJM kiss.

During an excavation in Ancient Egypt, Archaeologist Arnold Shortman discovers more than he ever expected-a connection so unbelievable he has no choice but to pursue it. And he does. Colliding along the way with romance, fate, and a long lost dream, Arnold soon encounters an ancient evil bent on destroying him and everything he loves. (AU)

Five years after Helga G. Pataki vanished, presumably murdered, her ghost pops up in Arnold's house to take care of some unfinished business.

He was angry, because he was afraid he lost her. He was afraid to lose what he didn't have. But now, he did have her. She was now his. And he was now hers. Always. [Smut Oneshot]

Helga's left alone, depressed after Arnold tied the knot with another woman. After Phoebe left to pursue her dreams of traveling the world, Gerald was heartbroken, trying to fill the void with one night stands yet left feeling numb. Two broken hearts find comfort in each other for a night. there's no way they could have known it would change their fates forever...gah, I'm so sappy!

Two weeks post-Jungle Movie, Helga has reached the depressing belief that she just imagined the whole thing up... that is until a nervous, blushing Arnold shows up at her doorstep and completely shatters her convictions.

What happens when a passionate relationship cools, and a steady relationship suddenly heats up? Arnold, Helga, Gerald, and Phoebe face the challenges of young adulthood and college. And their relationships are put to the test with new and old friends, college drama, and the stress of growing up. Sequel to Coffee.

Arnold left. Arnold came back. Arnold didn't change at all. Everything else did. Helga hadn't physically hit someone in years, but God, did she want to punch him in the face.

He's not handsome, but it doesn't matter. Kuwabara/Yukina

It had been a prank gone wrong involving a locker, bubblegum, and a waterfall of carefully groomed long, blonde hair that just so happened to be attached to the scariest girl in Hillwood. The outcome of these events made Arnold's knees nearly buckle. Short story. Arnold and Helga.

In a kingdom far, far away, Helga is a thief, and may or may not be a witch. Prince Arnold needs her to save his bride to be. Helga knows he doesn't love the girl. He doesn't see why that matters. / a magic/fairytale/a whole bunch of things/au!

Helga Pataki- 26, now settled in almost every sense of the word: a steady job, a kid and a house- kind of, really doesn't think she qualifies as certifiably crazy anymore. That is- until she kidnaps Arnold Shortman's children. By accident. Sort of.

They're best friends, but he wishes they could be so much more than that.

Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU

You'd think a teenage girl would have something better to do during Christmas Eve besides throwing rocks into a dumpster near her crush's empty house...

My secret Santa gift for Reinamy. Arnold swears he didn't mean to spy on her, he really didn't. She just happened to be in the most beautiful spot for painting. Heck, she was the most beautiful thing to paint. And who was he to deny the universe when it provided the perfect muse? ArnoldxHelga. Merry Christmas

Helga is a slam poet. Arnold is a musician. What happens when the two collide?

Helga- dumped, dejected and out of options, took a job at a summer camp on the other side of the country from where she had grown up, sunny Orange County, CA- if only to avoid her over-bearing sister. But somewhere in between putting sunscreen on squirmy children, the campfires, the a-c free nights, & the unintentional swims in the lake- she fell in love. / AU / REFORMATTED

I spent more than five years trying to forget the greatest heartbreak of my life. I grew up, moved in with Olga, and tried to figure out what I was going to do with my life. So of all the coffee shops in the city, why did he have to come to mine? (Set after Jungle Movie and the Patakis)

Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.

"According to a kid in my world history class my superpower is the ability to prevent the Valkyrie from beginning Rangnarok. Which in real speak translates to I am the only person in this school who can get Helga Pataki to back down when she's furious."

It will be a cold day in hell before Seifer Almasy apologizes for anything. Seifer/Rinoa, after.

Good old troupes, so easy to fall back on. My two favorite characters are off to uni, will a change of scenery and a bit of growing up be good for them? As always, there will be lemons, because life's no fun without lemonade.

they're too young for secrets. seifer/rinoa, and all the hours between dusk and dawn.

The Inquisitor is captured and held by Red Templars. The crew comes to her rescue. Cullen faces his past. Graphic depictions of the Rite of Tranquility from the perspective of a Templar.

Shepard is beyond stressed in ME3 and Garrus wants to give her a few hours to relax. He employs the help of friends to distract her so that he can prepare their cabin. But his distraction has an unforeseen consequence. This is just happy fluff with a bit of smut mixed in - smuff! Written for a tumblr prompt.

In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.

It is two years after the war. Shepard and Garrus are still searching for what comes next when they are sent to investigate a rogue human colony on the edge of the galaxy. But the Council has not been honest, and more than one old enemy is waiting.

Helga was a mystery and Arnold wanted to solve her.

She loved to suffer and He loved being the reason why. ONESHOT

All Eleanor wants is for her father to finally get his Christmas wish.

Vega knows two Lolas. He doesn't care that only one of them's actually named that; he's good enough to know what people are, no matter what they're called. Character study, background F!Shepard/Garrus.

She always fell, and she was never alone when she did. Oneshot with a hint of Cheshire/Alice

Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.

What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.

Even in the future, the common cold can still make a person miserable. Shepard is grumpy and Garrus sees that she follows the doctor's orders.

The third in my Christmas series. It's time for the Christmas angel to have someone look after her for a change.

Shepard and Garrus's try for a baby doesn't work out as planned. Wrex knows a thing or two about that.

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

It starts as a truce, this letter-writing thing. Seifer and Rinoa, postgame.

Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.

Helga-Arnold... of course! 4 years after graduation, everybody else has moved on, but Helga is still waiting for something to happen to her. M for language and eventual lemons. I don't own Hey Arnold. Obviously.

Arnold looked different than she remembered him. His skin was sallow, eyes tired, and even the warm light of the café couldn't hide the purple circles under his eyes. It was like he had shrunk inside himself.

A continuation to "Where are you Christmas?" Five years have passed, and Eleanor Shortman doesn't believe in Christmas miracles. Will a certain person help her as she help years ago?

You have to set yourself on fire. She drifts, she drifts, he dreams, he dreams. Squall/Rinoa.

The threads of life and love rarely remain uncrossed. The heart wants what it wants. Do you go with what you feel or with what you think is right? Thane K./F!Shep/Garrus V. Multiple P.O.V.s.

Christmas had been dramaticly changed for Arnold. Has he lost his Christmas spirit for good?

Shakespeare's original version of Romeo and Juliet has FIVE kisses? Helga's totally getting gypped! ...Or is she? "School Play" inspired two-shot.

Squall & Rinoa – What would happen if the hero were to fail? What if there wasn't a happily ever after, just an 'ever after' A minute too late; a minute that would haunt him forever. Seven years she lay frozen in time and he stayed frozen in his heart.

He's pretty sure Squall is going to get them both killed. Drabble. Mild SeiferSquall.

Some people are lovers, others are fighters. Arnold is just a drunk inventor. Oneshot. AU, supernaturalism, het, and femslash.

Twenty years of unanswered questions, what better time for closure than a class reunion?

Rinoa & Squall - When we fall, who is there to catch us in the dark? Rinoa loses her sight and Squall learns to 'see' what lies in his heart… We can't believe in others, when we can't believe in ourselves.

In-game mawkishness: On the way to Balamb Zell impresses Rinoa with his goofball charm.

Arnold and Helga become embroiled in a heated game.

Even the most beautiful days, eventually have their sunsets