Zephyr here!!! :D

My real name is Allison but my nickname is Ally

Gender: Not telling!! But it starts with a G ;)

Orientation: I am bisexual. I like to be abnormal and I'm so bored with cliched heterosexual couples (not that I hate them obviously) so that is why I will probably only ever write yaoi, yuri, or friendships.

Country: I'm CANADIAN!! Hellz yes, but I don't say eh all the time nor do I ride a moose to school and live in an igloo. Lmao, funny stereotypes :P

So, if you cared enough to come and check out my profile then you really do care :') Or you're just here to see my stories :P Yes, I like smiley faces.

I love writing and and I'm also on fictionpress as SweetDreamsAreMemories if you like my writing and want to see some original stories.

Any questions about me, just ask. I live for your criticism to make my writing better and reviews that make me smile :)

Enjoy!!

I write Kingdom Hearts fanfics even though I have only ever played KH2 and 358/2 Days and I haven't finished either of them because I suck at video games, but the characters are so amazing that I just love using them. I also write Final Fantasy fanfics a little but I haven't played any of the games so my characters are very OOC.

My favourite KH guys are Roxas, Ven, Axel (got it memorised?), Sora, Demyx (he's just so funny but I can't beat him in the frigging game and it pisses me off!), Zexion (he likes to read like me), and Marluxia (I don't even really know about that last one but he is pretty badass for having pink hair).

My least favourite KH guys are Riku (I honestly don't like his long bangs in KH2, they piss me off), Terra (just in the games, I like making him OOC though), and Xehanort (he's creepy and all I think of when I hear his voice is Spock).

My favourite KH girls are... Aqua. Really, she's the only one because she's hot and strong. I don't mind Olette but she doesn't really have a purpose in the game.

My least favourite KH girls are Kairi (she's a burden and not a very strong female character) and Xion (again, she's not tough enough).

My favourite FF guys (including people from FF7 and FF13 because they are the only two games I've really gotten to know) are Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth (I watched Advent Children and all I could do was pay attention to his frigging hair, it's so pretty lolz), and Genesis (he's hot).

My favourite FF girls are Tifa (because she can actually fight), and I don't mind Aerith because she's motherly like me. I love Lightning because she's totally hot and amazing at fighting. Yuna is pretty too and she can fight too so she's okay.

Favourite yaoi couples (both KH and FF): Akuroku (obviously), Terren (they are just too cute), Vanven (it's a hot couple), Clack, Cleon (I don't like Leon really but I like Cloud so it doesn't matter), Cloud/Sephiroth (there's no couple name for them that I've seen, maybe Cloroth? that sounds like a cleaning brand), and Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/(Reno sometimes)/Zack/Cloud.

Favourite yuri couples: Aqua/Kairi (I don't know, I just put them together in my mind), Xion/Namine (I always make them an OC couple, I just think they look so nice together), and Lightning/Aqua (I think this is a nice couple, they're both gorgeous so it works).

My favourite superhero is Wonder Woman (female power!!)

My favourite actor is Logan Lerman (he's just so darn cute, anyone else notice how he sounds like Zac Efron?)

My favourite actress is Emma Watson (she's so pretty and amazing as Hermoine in Harry Potter)

My favourite colour is yellow

I honestly hate weak female characters or just the stereotype that women are weak in general. I have a feminist attitude about this kind of thing.

I think people should be able to love whoever they want and everyone should be able to be in a relationship with whoever they want (as long as both people consent to it, no pedophilia or abuse for example). I also don't think people should be judged based on orientation, race, age (I hate people who hate teenagers, everyone was, is, or will be a teenager at some point man), religion, or anything else really. We're all human people

Funny Stuff:

Me: "You're a genius."

My sister: "Why are you calling me a penis!?"

My sister: "What are you watching?"

Me: "Sanctum directed by James Cameron."

My sister: "You're watching scrotum?"

Me: "Yeah, they're exploring the scrotum, genius."

Friend: "Does that sign say 'guitar lesbians'?"

Me: "No, it's guitar lessons." *lol*

Watching How To Train Your Dragon*

Friend 1: "He's going up to the dragon without a weapon!?"

Me: "No, he has something."

Hiccup pulls out a knife*

Friend 2: "Oh yeah, because a butter knife is going to help."

Me: "It's butter time!"

My English class last semester came up with nicknames for my teacher Mr. Burke. Here is one of them.

Me: *wants to ask a question* "Chewburka!"

Mr. Burke: *turns around* "I don't know what's worse, the fact that you called me that or the fact that I responded."

Lol, my life is a nearly constant source of entertainment. Oh, the stories I could tell. XD

Here are some of my OCs that I may use:

Zephyr/Zeph- Boy, blond hair, gold eyes

Ember/Em- Girl, red hair (like Axel's but long and not spiky), gold eyes

Phoenix/Nix- Boy, black hair, blue eyes

Amethyst/Amy- Girl, blond hair, violet eyes