Wassup peeps? I'm here to write and chew gum. And guess what? I'm all out of gum. But in all honesty, writing is more than a hobby for me. It's the one thing in my life that I feel I'm really good at. And though I often look back and find problems with my stories, I think that helps me grow as a writer and as a person. So thank you to everyone who reviews my stuff and tells me what they think. It means a lot.

Name: I.M. Nottelling

Gender: Um..Both? Neither? Gah this is hard!!!

Religion: I am a Catholic, and I don't think that should be a problem. If you're gay, atheist, or any other thing that is considered 'controversial', I don't really care. I try to judge people based on how they act, not on what labels them. Just please do the same for me.

Likes: Talking animals, sitcoms from the sixties and seventies, Franki Valli, Elvis, Tom Jones, country, pop, rock, and basically every other kind of music, T-shirts with funny pictures/sayings, tacos, apples, grapes, frozen custard, reading, writing, theatre, poking people, talking to myself, and the way people look at me when I'm having a conversation in my head. OH, and our biology teacher's class pets, Charlie (spider) and Chompy (gecko). They are oddly adorable.

Dislikes: Clowns, sharks, racism, sexism, narccicism, assholes, math. Oh and Barney and I haven't gotten along in a while...

Shows I Am Currently Watching/In Love With:

Adventure Time

Regular Show

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Stein's Gate

The Boondocks

Favorite Characters (from all media):

Master Shifu (Kung Fu Panda)

Clopin (The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney)

Vitruvius (The Lego Movie)

Smaug (The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug)

(General/Prince/Uncle) Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

(Former) Fire Lord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Xin Fu (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Commander Bumi (Avatar: The Legend of Korra)

Chief Lin Bei Fong (Avatar: The Legend of Korra)

Harold Finch (Person of Interest)

Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock)

Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Dalek(s) (Doctor Who)

Valmont (Jackie Chan Adventures)

Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Professor (Padraic James) Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)

Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls)

Raphael (TMNT)

Master Splinter (TMNT)

Ships:

TARDIS/The Enterprise (Star Trek)

Bumi/Lin (a.k.a. Linumi)

Katara/Aang (Kataang)

(Platonically) Rarity/Spike (Sparity)

Raphael/Mona Lisa

Donatello/Irma

Discord/Princess Celestia (Dislestia/Celestiacord)

Currently Reading:

The Catcher in the Rye

Mockingjay

Insurgent

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Randomness:

I am an introvert. It's not a choice; it's a lifestyle.

I hate many of the changes that have been made to the shows of my childhood. But I'm glad to see so many new, genuinely good shows appearing.

My name is often misread. It used to bug the hell out of me, but now I find it amusing.

If you believe in Jesus Christ Put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because In the Bible it says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

I'm random. Get over it!

I'm not skinny. Get over it!

I have a hard time paying attention. Get over it!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to: get a new fence, call animal control, and figure how the living heck this elephant got here in the first place!!

Some people like good guys. Some like bad guys. If you like anyone who can kick some ass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a family member who drives you crazy but you love them any way, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your life is complicated, but you have no idea how it got that way, I can relate.

See my Avatar? His name is Disembaudio. He is a member of the Rifftrax gang. He along with Mike J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett (members of the beloved MST3K cast), create downloadable commentaries that like to poke fun at movies. These guys are HILARIOUS!!! You can find them at , or you can look at their channel on YouTube.

Insert random Chuck Norris joke*

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Tell the truth and run.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if aimed well.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

LOVE your enemies, it pisses them off.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT THE SKY IS THE LIMIT WHEN THERE ARE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON!!!!

This is my profile. Whatcha think?