Ten Ways to Annoy Remus Lupin*

Ask him if it's 'that time of month again.'

Steal his book. Repeatedly.

Jump out from behind a bush and yell 'boo!' when he walks by.

Ask him why his rabbit is so badly behaved.

Throw marshmallows at him.

Tell him to go into the second floor girls lavatory and yell 'you're hideous, Myrtle!'

Replace his socks with a pin cushion.

Constantly follow him around and when he asks you if you are following him, deny it.

Draw a Dark Mark on his arm while he's sleeping.

Call him 'Darling Remie Poo' and cry when he tells you to go away.

*Use of this list may result in: Being hexed by a certain James Potter, OR Being hexed by a certain Sirius Black