Know this, I am making this all up as I go along. I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy, CN studios, the songs, or Alice.
The real world
"Agh... my aching head." Alice grumbled as she sat up. "Wha- what's going on?" They were in Alyssa's old room. It was dusty and unused. There she, Alex, and Alyssa slept on the dusty carpet. "Guys?" Alyssa grumbled and got up.
"Man, why does my head hurt?"
"Who knows, but why is this room filthy? We slept over just last night!" Alyssa checked the calendar and it said March.
"Uh Alice, were we in a coma or something?"
"I dunno, why?"
"Because its March when it should be November."
CN world
The silence was unbearable, but even Ed didn't dare break it. Eddy now knew what Double D felt like when Alyssa left for the first time. His heart and soul felt like it was run over by a steam roller then stabbed multiple times with a butter knife. As they all sulked, a large lightbulb dinged over Ed's head. "I think i just thunked!" He exclaimed.
"Please use proper english Ed." Double D asked. Without saying anything else, Ed grabbed his two friends and ran at lightning speed. "Ed! what are you doing?" Double D shreiked, he couldn't see anyhting over the rushing winds. Tears were starting to pool in his eyes.
"ED! SLOW DOWN!" Eddy yelled. His gums were flapping in the intense wind. Then, Ed stopped and Double D and Eddy lurched and flew straight into a street lamp.
"We're here!" Ed announced. Eddy and Double D got out of the street lamp and saw where they were. Ed had run right through the whole cartoon world they were in and now they were at the animators studios.
"Ed! You know that we're not allowed here after what happened last time!" Double D said, remembering the last time they were here. Eddy tried to sell ideas to the animators and the guards had chased them right out of there.
"No time for that!" Ed wandered into the studio. Eddy knew what this was going at and followed him. Double D came in when he saw one of the guards coming by.
"Wait up fellow companions!" He called out. Ed was searching through the corridors til he found one of the Ed Edd n Eddy animators, and his most favorite in the whole world.
"Ed! I thought you weren't allowed here anymore!" Said Riley. He had sandy blonde hair, a white button up, jeans, dark eyes, freckles, and some old sneakers he found at Goodwill. He was about in his thirties and married. Ed tackled him head on and saw what he was drawing, Ed tackling him and stuff.
"Oh, hello Riley. Nice to see you again." Double D said.
"Same here Double D. So, you guys miss your girlfriends huh?" Eddy flushed red.
"ALICE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Riley shoved a jawbreakeer in his mouth and he sucked happily on it.
"That should shut him up, anyways, it was hard enough getting those girls into the cartoon world guys. I'm not sure I can bring them back."
"Wait, getting them into the cartoon? They weren't cartoons in the first place?" Double D asked. Intrigued by the fact that an actual real person was able to get in.
"Yeah, those girls were from the real world you guys. Its happened quite frequently in the other studios and around here. I don't think you'll be able to see them anymore... unless..."
"Unless?"
"Unless you guys are willing to go into the real world." The room was horribly silent for a minute.
"I wanna go! I wanna see the real world!" Ed exclaimed.
"Ed! Think for a moment. You won't be able to do as much as you can here, you could get KILLED by some of the most simplest things!" Double D tried to explain.
"Yes, getting hit by an anchor or a 500 lb weight is normal, but for a real person, it could kill you." Riley agreed. but Ed wouldn't listen.
"You know, I've always been wonderin what the real world was like. I heard you can get rich quick there! Sign me up!" Eddy said, finished with his jawbreaker. Double d sighed.
"I guess I have no choice but to follow on this insane journey. You guys won't be able to live without me."
"Or you just want to see Alyssa again." Riley added, smirking. Double D just narrowed his eyes. "I'll take that as a yes. Ah young love~" Riley teased. Eddy gave him a glare and Double D didn't say anything against it. "Just don't be surprised when you see reality is harsher than you imagined guys."
"Pffft, how bad could reality be?" Eddy said as Riley brought out an old tv set.
"Trust me, it can get pretty bad. Ever heard of the Great Depression or Hurricane Katrina?" Eddy looked at him like he spoke in a foriegn language. Riley sighed. "You guys have a lot to learn. Okay, now, I gotta get the station right and..." The tv buzzed to a large living room. Double D tapped the set with his finger.
"Are you sure that's where they live? I expected a smaller house and... well... three of them."
"Who knows what happened, but before you go, just remember that-" Ed leapt into the set and dragged in his friends before Riley could finish his sentence. The tv died just as the guards came in.
"We heard the Eds in here! Did they come by?"
"Nope, you just missed em." Riley said. The guard nodded and ran down the halls. Riley sighed and looked at the picture frame on his desk containing a family picture of him, his wife Angel, and their two children Cassie and Raymond. "The things I do for kids... Angel was right... I'm starting to get soft. In more ways than one." He pinched his belly fat.
The real world
"I can't believe our parents are making us stay here til college..." Alex grumbled. She was trying to pull on her jeans but they kept twisting. Her cute blue undies with teddy bears on them showed. Her shirt was a white one with a little mudkip on it eating cake. It read in red letters 'THE CAKE IS A LIE! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!'. After their parents had seen them, they were too embarrassed about how long they were gone so they sent them away and had them switch schools.
"Well, I'd rather live here than with my annoying siblings." Alyssa said, her hair in a ponytail as she fryed up an egg. Right now she was in her sports bra and too lazy to put on her shirt at the moment. She had on some black jeans.
"I'm just happy at least one of us knows how to cook." Alice said, walking into the room with just her purple bra and jeans. Right now they lived in a pretty big home with a large basement, over ten guest rooms, over five bathrooms, and a whole crap load of stuff. The rent was only 200$ a month, and they were given a good amount to last the remainder of the year. But they should get a job soon.
"I still find it weird how people say we were gone for a whole year. And everytime I see gravy, my heart feels like its gonna rip out of my chest." Alex said, still struggling.
"I feel the same when I see money. What about you alyssa?"
"Books, but it feels way worse. I also feel like my stomach was pounded too."
"Something major MUST have happened then to cause all this." Alice said.
"I know that, but nothing I've ever done made me feel this horrible. Not even stomach cramps." The tv flickered to life and there was nothing but static. "Alex, turn that thing off." Alex picked up the remote but it wouldn't turn off. There was a dot in the center of the tv and it started to get bigger.
"What the hell-" Alex was cut off when something shot out of the tv. A short kid wearing a yellow shirt and light blue pants with brown eyes, peachy skin, and black hair that had way too much gel in it stood up.
"Whoa, I've got five fingers. Weird." He said.
"Eddy, w-where are we?" Asked another kid. He stood taller than the other kid, wore an orange shirt, purple pants, red knee socks, and a ski hat. His skin was pasty and he had a gap in between his front teeth.
"I smell buttered toast!" The last one stood, he had on a green jacket, lightly tanned skin, a unibrow, an orange buzz cut, red and white striped shirt, dark pants, and his eyes blinked weird like he was stupid. The girls stared at them for a moment before all of the memories came crashing down upon them.
"ED?"
"EDDWARD?"
"EDDY?"
The Eds blinked and looked at the real life Als. One... two... three... four... five. The egg burst into flames. "KYAAAAAAAAAAA!" The boys passed out with blood erupting from their noses.
"YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING BUNCH OF PERVERTS!" Alice screamed as she scrambled to get her shirt. Alyssa wrapped her upper torso in a blanket and sprayed the egg with a fire hydrant. Alex pulled her pants on, they all had flushed faces. Alice came back down with cups of water and splashed them on the Eds.
"My god you guys, what the hell were you thinking following us here?" Alyssa asked. Eddy was flexing his extra finger curiously.
"Hey Ed, you have a chin now!" Alex exclaimed.
"Woah, you're right. This looks weird." Eddy poked Ed's chin. Double D put down Eddy's hand.
"Things didn't feel right without you girls, so Ed found a way for us to find you. Why didn't you tell us you were from the real world?" Double D interrogated.
"Because we thought it would have been best that you didn't know! Probably would have thought we were crazy too." Alice pointed out.
"That's nice and all, but how exactly are you gonna get back to the cartoon world?" Alex asked. The Eds hadn't thought of that really.
"Uh... by magic?" Ed asked. Alyssa rubbed her temples.
"Please tell me you guys can go back." Double d rubbed the back of his head nervously.
"Well, looks like there's no other choice. You guys are gonna be living with us until we can send you back. That means going to school together too." Eddy groaned, Double D nearly jumped for joy, and Ed wasn't listening. He was too busy poking through all of the strange new things, like the mini chandelier on the roof. He climbed onto it and it came crashing onto the ground.
"Oh... joy..." Alice muttered.
"Isn't this going to be an exhilerating stay?" Double D asked, his eyes twinkling with excitement.
"Yeah..."
"But I am happy to see you again Double D." Alyssa pecked Double D on the cheek and he shot into the air like a rocket with his face burning.
"Looks like these guys still have some cartoon in them." Alice and Alyssa grinned to each other with evil looks in their eyes.
"School is going to be VERY interesting don't you think?"
"Yes, yes I do."
And that's the end of 'Living in Peach Creek'! Don't worry, there's gonna be a part 3 coming soon. Just keep your eyes peeled for it. Riley and Angel are my dogs, Riley died a few years ago so I make this chapter a tribute to him. May he rest in peace and may Angel live a longer life for him. Sayonara! :3