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 Author has written 2 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Hey everyone. Just a heads up, I will soon be changing my username to Persnickety Veruca (which is also my tumblr handle, though with an underscore in between). I'm much more of a reader than a writer here, but I'm quite addicted to this site, especially the fanfics based on the Southern Vampire Mysteries. I'm in my late 20s and a huge fan of True Blood and the SVM. A few years ago (under a different username) I wrote Alias and Veronica Mars fanfiction. I'm (relatively) new to writing SVM fanfics and have so far completed one story - Fixing the Problem (a kind of Freaky Friday where Pam, Amelia and Niall conspire to have Sookie and Eric switch places to realize their feelings). I've just started my second story, Eager Night, in which Sookie willingly enters into a contract with the Queen. I'm not 100% sure yet where it's going to end up, but it will likely be romance/friendship/humour/drama and maybe a bit of lemon squeezed in there. Like most people here I am amazed by the talent and passion that the fans have in writing their fanfiction and I love the love and support everyone offers each other.
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All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9401 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
There for You by wickedcajungrl reviews
Sookie and Pam are bffs. Eric is Pam's brother. Eric and Sookie can't stand each other. He's in an accident which alters his life. He pushes everyone away. Who will get him to fight to get his life back? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,884 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Bought and Paid for by 10Pints reviews
In the pre-Civil War South, Sookie bargains her life to save Jason's. Will Eric be her savior or her captor?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Flight of the Bumblebee by chicpea reviews
A/H, SPOV. Following a breakup, Sookie leaves to rebuild her life back home in Louisiana. Reclaiming a sense of herself as she copes with the mess left behind and the drama that follows, she has help from friends, and Eric, of course. Complete!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,106 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
White Blank Page by seastarr08 reviews
Sookie has an intimate encounter that changes her life in more ways than one. Pam/Sookie/Eric: Read A/N.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead without a Work Permit by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie is tricked by Eric to go to his home country, Norway. Soon she is working for Eric and living in his house. A rewrite of the books into human characters, but still the same Eric and Sookie. AH. This story is now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,696 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
On a Hot Tin Roof by Jillian K reviews
Sookie loves Eric.He is beautiful, blond and used to getting his way.He is also her cat-that is until Amelia decides to experiment.Now Sookie has to contend with a tall and sexy human man who insists on sleeping on her bed and claiming her as his. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Education of Sookie Stackhouse by Greenabsinthia reviews
An A/H one shot. Sookie gets an opportunity she can't resist. It's rated M for a reason - lots and lots of lemony goodness. The genre selection is a bit off, but the story has a bit of both.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,370 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Guilty by Munquay reviews
One shot - Sookie has an eight-month affair with her married boss, but ends it when she finds out some upsetting news. What happens when she runs into him five years later?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Blood Slave by Wylis reviews
A chance encounter with a vampire leads Sookie into a dark world of danger and lust. A/U
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,944 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Can't Stop the Waves by Miss Construed reviews
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Life Imitating Art by floogz reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Master and Apprentice by fortheloveofericnorthman reviews
Sookie is about to graduate from LSU with a degree in math education and the only thing that stands in her way is student teaching with Dr. Eric Northman, a mathematician from UGA... Rated M for later chapters. OOC/ AH/ AU PLEASE REVIEW AND ENJOY!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,808 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Halo Effect by Missus T reviews
Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Life, accidental by ChanelAddict reviews
Two single people lose their bestfriends only to inherit a baby, and with her comes a whole new life, accidental. E/S. AU. M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 133,981 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Terminal Attraction by Lubadub reviews
What happens when Pilot Eric gets trapped in an airport with Stewardess Sookie? AH, AU, Language & Lemons. Don't read it if those sorts of things offends you.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,909 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie
One Thousand Words by Wonderkin reviews
A strange twist of fate brings Eric and Sookie together, but not in any way that is normal...unless you consider being in a coma normal. AH/AU. All Eric POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,846 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Munquay reviews
AH - Rich girl Sookie is kidnapped and held to ransom by the masked Eric Northman. But is Sookie the willing captive? Is she better off away from her rich but cheating husband Bill Compton? Will Sookie begin to fall for her captor?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,693 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Crazy With a Side of Meatballs by evenflo78 reviews
My entry for the Kiss A Cook Contest. Starting a new job is never easy. Working under Eric Northman is even harder. Sookie finds herself questioning her sanity and her morals after one day of working with the ball-busting Chef. AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Promise by Munquay reviews
AH - Sookie returns to Louisiana following the break-up of her marriage and starts work at Northman Inc. Yet there's a past to be told between Sookie and Eric Northman, CEO, and neither are too pleased to see the other.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,992 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Runway by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is the runway booker at an L.A. modeling agency. Eric Northman is a supermodel who's about to rock her world. AH, AU, OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
My Ten Dates with Sookie by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie has something Eric wants. To get it Eric has ten dates to make Sookie want to sleep with him. AH, AU. Takes place in Sweden. Support Stacie story brought to you by Miss Construed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Baby, Let's Play House by greenlemons reviews
Sequel to Over the Hills and Far Away. Moving to Stockholm, being a new wife and settling her baby-daddy drama puts a lot of strain between the newly married Eric and Sookie. Will they remember what's important through it all? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,826 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by greenlemons reviews
After her carefully planned European trip is ruined because her boyfriend Bill is caught cheating, Sookie embarks on her own journey and runs into a handsome, Swedish man who spontaneously decides to accompany her on the trip. Eric/Sookie. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Some Truths Hurt by jenwin23 reviews
Jumping off point: V gets Duncan's journal in Echolls' Family Xmas. AU from there but many canon events happen too. All characters in the VM-verse make an appearance, but it is a LoVe story. In script format-but give it a try, it's well written.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 634,128 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - [Veronica, Logan] Mac, Wallace - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hair and Makeup by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,466 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Man's Hand by PrincessStayPuff reviews
AU/AH Sookie has a new job at a night club and soon finds out exactly how much trouble a telepath can get into in the world of underground poker; while simultaneously becoming intrigued by a hot/blonde piece of man meat…I think we all know who.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sookie - Complete
Northman Towers by evenflo78 reviews
Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Queen Sookie by GaijinVamp reviews
Who would steal from a vampire Queen? And why? Queen Sookie hires a new CPA to find out.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,644 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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Eager Night reviews
As her first vampire encounter, Sookie willingly enters into a contract with The Queen. How will this entrance into the world of vampires change her life? And how will she react to the vampires who make her acquaintance?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Fixing the Problem reviews
Amelia and Pam decide that Eric and Sookie need to figure things out and admit their feelings. So they take drastic measures to make them see things through each other's eyes...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
