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 Author has written 13 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries. I write fanfiction. Yes. It's true. And I'm only a wee bit obsessed with SVM. That being said, I do not condone trunk rape or any other kind of rape for that matter. No matter how hot it may be. :D Also, some day I will return to Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. For now, just let yourself believe he's off on some dangerous mission, wearing a tuxedo and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. It's what I do. Banners: ~All About the Devil Peen: Legend of the Permaboner: A PMR creation here Return of the Permaboner: The Hard Existence of a Viking Vampire: Again made by PMR here Permaboner: My Love is Like a Tidal Wave: Another PMR creation here ~Can't Stop the Waves: Made by reader LauraBF here ~Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Created S_Meadows here ~Only For Tonight: I won this banner created by sawyersmine here ~Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market: I attempted to my my own banner for NOM here If We Ever Meet Again: The casting of Amelia and Stav in NOM and beyond here The Dance-Off: A banner made for one of the Support Stacie fics made by peppermintyrose here ~The Accidental Playboy: here ~The Heat is in the Tools: I totally made my own banner here Iron Fight!: The yet unwritten outtake of The Heat is in the Tools has it's own peppermintyrose banner here The Whole Enchilada: This banner was my prize for 1st place in the Home Sweet Home contest, created by S_Meadows here Twitter: Ugh, I gave into peer pressure and got a Twitter. Follow me at: http://twitter.com/msconstrarsgard Misc: So, um, once upon a time I had links to images I reference in Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market. I, um, deleted those and don't have them anymore with the exception of the ring. |
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Adopt a Vampire by worthfighting4 reviews
Sookie has to put her pride on the line when she's confronted by a vampire that is ignorant of her position with Eric. She finally starts to yield to Eric, but it may be too late....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,398 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
On What Grounds by Solaryllis reviews
He never could have guessed the price for winning would be so high. Gale tries to move on after the war. Features rebuilding and forgiveness, spying, and an annoying dog. Post-MJ AU, GalexMadge. *NOW COMPLETE*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,767 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Dead without a Work Permit by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie is tricked by Eric to go to his home country, Norway. Soon she is working for Eric and living in his house. A rewrite of the books into human characters, but still the same Eric and Sookie. AH. This story is now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,696 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Vampire Recovery by BloodSucker815 reviews
Sookie works as a head nurse for the only drained vampire recovery facility in the North American continent. What happens when a certain powerful vampire ends up in her care. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,238 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Changing It All by FODforever reviews
Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Life Imitating Art by floogz reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Devil Wears Nada by Saint Eric reviews
Example fic for the St. Eric contest. See how Eric gains his Sainthood. Bask in the magnificence!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Secrets That Kill by SlackerDee reviews
Jason Stackhouse returns home with a friend, Alcide. Sookie realizes that Alcide is the man she's been dreaming about. Interested in why she dreams about him and Jason's secret life, Sookie gets involved in a secret that could end up killing her.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,578 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sookie, Alcide - Complete
So Not A Boy by peppermintyrose reviews
What exactly were Appius and Alexei doing in Area Five? Post DITF reflective work. One shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Interview with a Sheriff by Southern Amateur reviews
Still human on vamp, but with some different ideals. I'm still playing around and hope it works out. OOC. Adult content, and language. Feedback is welcome.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
The Bayou by worthfighting4 reviews
Sookie Stackhouse meets The Hills.... pure ridiculousness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sigebert and Wybert by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie almost runs down a German tourist and invites him and his brother to tent in her woods. All Human Sandwich. An attempt at answering the question: Can other characters than our favorite Viking be hot with Sookie? Warning: Contains menage MMF.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sigebert, Wybert - Complete
My Ten Dates with Sookie by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie has something Eric wants. To get it Eric has ten dates to make Sookie want to sleep with him. AH, AU. Takes place in Sweden. Support Stacie story brought to you by Miss Construed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Man's Hand by PrincessStayPuff reviews
AU/AH Sookie has a new job at a night club and soon finds out exactly how much trouble a telepath can get into in the world of underground poker; while simultaneously becoming intrigued by a hot/blonde piece of man meat…I think we all know who.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sookie - Complete
Dead on a Football Field by Thyra10 reviews
Eric is the star of the team, Sookie the new assistant coach. He hates her for being a woman in male football. She hates him for being lazy and cocky. Arrogant Bastard meets the Ice Queen. AH. AU. OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Consumption by peppermintyrose reviews
Post "Dead and Gone" Sookie has some time to contemplate her relationship with Eric.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sookie - Complete
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The Nice List reviews
Sookie Stackhouse landed her dream job, but there's just one draw back – she has to spend Christmas away from home. Add in a side of a tumultuous relationship with one of the board members, Alcide Herveaux, and it's a Christmas she won't soon forget.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Legend of the Permaboner reviews
We all know Eric can do no wrong. Neither can his permaboner. Dedicated to peppermintyrose and her love of all things permanent.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Heat is in the Tools reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
The Whole Enchilada reviews
Home Sweet Home contest entry. It's Sookie's birthday, and her friends take her for a surprise visit to her past. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Can't Stop the Waves reviews
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Gold Digger reviews
Sookie thinks she has met the perfect man; question is, is he in it for love or for the cold, hard cash? I Write The Songs contest entry.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Miracle Man reviews
Sookie is a successful TV producer who can face just about anything, except the arrogant chef that's thrown in her path. Hilarity and fun ensue in this Kiss A Cook Entry. Rated M for language and Mmm Mmm Goodness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Still Off the Market: The Outtakes reviews
Outtakes of Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie
If We Ever Meet Again reviews
Ever wanted to know more about that Stav fellow, and just Amelia was like before we met her in NOM? Well, now you know. A Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market prequel. Rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Amelia - Complete
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang reviews
Every major foreign government organization has a file on secret agent Eric Northman aka "The Swede." He stops at nothing to get what he's after. He's what every man would like to be and what every woman would like to have between her sheets. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,908 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Eric, Sookie
The Accidental Playboy reviews
Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Sookie was the predator and Eric was the prey? AU/AH one-shot won by Thyra10 in the Support Stacie auction.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
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