Saru86hide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Bleach, Naruto, and Teen Wolf. Hey, Saruman here. Yes, the wicked wizard from Isengard. The one with the huge tower Orthanc and the biiig wand. ;) However, I'm a 26 year old guy from Germany and started writing fanfic in the summer of 2011. I write for Bleach, Naruto and Teen Wolf (since, like, today... ); I'm not focused on one particular pairing so expect different things in my gallery. ;) Disclaimer for all of my fanfics, even if not mentioned again in the stories: Neither Bleach nor Naruto or Teen Wolf are mine. I make no money in writing those fics; all there is to it are fun and the hope that others can have the same fun with my ideas as I had. :) On a sidenote: You can find me (and my fanfics and some (German) originals) over on y!Gal, too - username is Saruman. Just in case something unforeseen happens or you like to have a taste in what I started writing with. :) Oh, look, AO3 knows me too! Surprisingly, you have to look for Saruman to find me there. |
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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Twin Souls by Liralen Li reviews
2000 years ago, Ukitake Jyuushiro and Kyouraku Shunsui went to Yamamoto's Academy. This story goes from when they met to the point where they achieved shikai, and why they're the only two in Soul Society with twin blades. Mild yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 190,839 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Substitute Teacher by kazuma85 reviews
Renji is a new substitute in Karakura high school. There he meets one troubled young man. AU, angst, rated M for Yaoi in later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,673 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by QuartzApple reviews
Iruka is a 20-something with a plan: get a good job, get married, get a house, have kids. What he didn't expect is for the plan to be ruined by an enigmatic new colleague who Iruka just can't seem to forget. KakaIru yaoi with lemons and plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 229,881 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
It's Not Easy by Adevlo. D reviews
It's not easy living his life, but when has life ever been easy for Uzumaki Naruto? Maybe it started when Kiba walked back into his life again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Victims of love by shiverdreams reviews
"You fell for your roommate. Happens all the time. Kinda cliché." NaruSasu story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,915 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend for years, but has kept it to himself, believing his feelings were unrequited. Sometimes, though, keeping something to yourself is the worst thing you can do. Yaoi NaruSasuNaru AU disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,562 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi Bachelor by PerfectNezumi reviews
The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
ReWriting the Past by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Naruto meets up with an old flame on New Years Eve. AU NaruSasu Yaoi. Disclaimers inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tattoo Fetish by Are-san reviews
Ichigo is in University, working part time in a tattoo parlour. With his shinigami duties to top it off, not to mention certain shinigami friends, how will he manage to keep his secret kink a secret?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Taste My Love by SoWrites reviews
When you can fully sense someone, it's like they become a part of you. Taste, Hear, Smell, Sound, and most of all, Touch. Sasuke feels he can share these senses with the one person he can trust. Limey, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Practicing by michelerene reviews
Happy NaruSasu Day! Just a quick drabble with sick!Sasuke and worried!Naruto because it's just so cliché it's fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
To See Your Face by Jelp reviews
All Naruto wanted was to see Sasuke happy. Though preferably with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Time by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Going out drinking with Sai was always going to be a mistake, although this time, Naruto finds the consequences to his liking. NaruSasuNaru, PWP, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Hollow Life by Rebel 0ne reviews
They're a multi-platinum selling rock band currently sitting at the top of the musical world but what happens when someone gets fantasy mixed with reality and even home is no longer safe? *AU*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,908 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Standing in the Rain by Are-san reviews
Renji doesn't like the rain. It reminds him of bad times and it makes him feel lonely. Who will come to ease his loneliness?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Red Drops by DarkAuroran reviews
A moment in time for Iruka after the loss of a student. Its a heavy weight to bear and Iruka will be able to or not, at the end of the day its as simple as that. AN: A lot of feeling went into writing this one after a hard day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Iruka U. - Complete
Hiss by darkalbino reviews
It was just the beginning. SasuNaru drabble. Oneshot/First chap for mini collab with Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ride the Wind, Own the Earth by Ljiljana reviews
Sasuke’s second visit to Rock Country wasn't fun; not only did he have to make apologies for all that he'd done the first time 'round, he also had to find a way to make Naruto put some clothes on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Now That He's Back by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke's back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When in Venice by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu Left behind while his friends go on holiday, Naruto ends up at a Venetian festival where he finds he isn't as alone as he thinks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game Plan by Adistoria reviews
Naruto was a man with a plan Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Head Canon vs Hip Cannon reviews
...until his knot had reached the size of a-'. Of a what indeed. What would be a ridiculously large and yet somewhat semi-realistic size for a knot? Or rather for something being fucked into an immortal vampire's sparkling ass? Stiles is a fanfic author with a lot of imagination and a crappy commission to write. But what happens when fiction becomes reality?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,804 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Stiles S., Derek H.] Scott M., Erica R.
On Leaf reviews
"I double-dare you to kiss the bartender!" - "The guy bartender?" - "The guy bartender." - "WHAT!" Sasuke knew Naruto would never succu-... suck-... let him win a bet, so making him kiss a guy was a really asshole-ish thing to do to him. AU, dance club, First Time with a guy, top!Kiba, bottom!Naruto, cameos, 12k of selfindulgent PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Kiba I., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nun of the Ninth reviews
In which Mashiro wants Kensei, Kensei doesn't know what he wants (yet) and Shuuhei doesn't want to be the Nun of the Ninth, but has just as much sex as a nun has.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Ich denke - Er tat reviews
Ich hatte Pläne, doch das Leben kam dazwischen. Iruka wollte Kakashi überraschen, doch der kam nie nach Hause. Zwei Perspektiven, ein Tag.
Naruto - Rated: T - German - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Do it Yourself reviews
You want something done? You better do it yourself. That's what Kakashi learns in this. Shikamaru/Kakashi (yepp, in that order), AU, romance, Yaoi, long time relationship, fluff, smut - M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Window Shopping reviews
Ichigo was a closet nudist - in private. Renji was a closet voyeur - led into temptation. Windows seperate them, but not for always. IchiRen, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Thank You reviews
"Naah, okay! I'll leave him alone, as long as he leaves me alone." Never once in the history of one Naruto Uzumaki had he said something this hopeless before. SasuNaru, AU, multi-chap, Yaoi, humor, angst, Lemon, in progress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think He Did reviews
I planned, but life got in the way. Iruka wanted to surprise Kakashi, but he never came home. Two sights on one day. Kakashi Iruka, male/male romance, somewhat angsty, AU. T to be on the safe side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Killing Me Softly reviews
Whenever the other male came back from a secret assassination for ANBU, Iruka could tell. There was no bloody uniform or suspicious injuries – as a shinobi you learned how to cover your tracks. So Iruka had to find other ways of finding out how to deal with his lover. Iru/Kaka, a little angst, yaoi, lemon, rimming, anal, oneshot, ninjaverse, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Every Day reviews
He took the same train every day; five days a week, four weeks a month. What did it take to make a change? It only took one single day and one particular, energetic blond. Sasuke/Naruto, AU, Male/Male budding relationship, T for being on the safe side, probably one-shot, no Sex yet ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Under Cover reviews
Who is the mysterious man Kakashi trusts with his life? Who is hidden behind the plain white ANBU mask? And how is a 19year old jonin supposed to reveal those secrets? Kakashi/ANBUNaru, Yaoi, Lemon, 'sequel' to Improvement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Still Remember? reviews
The closer you get to something the tougher it is to see it. When the Byakugan can't prevent you from losing focus it needs someone else to show you what you're losing. Neji/Shino, Yaoi, Lemon, shameless use of Hyuuga techniques, spin off to Improvement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Neji H., Shino A. - Complete
Improvement reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha and returns after six years. But he isn't the only one who has changed over the time; a lot of things happened and dark clouds gather at the horizon, bringing fire and thunder... main Kaka/Naru, some Kiba/Naru, Yaoi, LemonS, Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Shogi And Shagging reviews
Two years since Asuma passed away. Two years since when Shikamaru chose solitary over the comfort of his friends. It takes a one-eyed shinobi to help him. Shikamaru/Kakashi, Comfort, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot, Ninjaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Magic reviews
Naruto and Kiba are best friends since like forever and nothing can change that. Absolutely nothing? Kiba/Naruto, Yaoi, Lemon, Friendship, Awkwardness xD, Multi-Chapter - no cliffhanger endings, in progress, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Liquefy reviews
Sasuke likes to shower. But when Karin waits in the showerbooth, he opts for the bathtub;not knowing what might await him there. Sasuke/Suigetsu, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Crimson Orange reviews
The life as a substitute shinigami is a rather interesting one. But sometimes even Ichigo is surprised by what can happen when a shinigami friend visits you and brings his work home! RenjIchi, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Cigarette Break reviews
They are geniuses; they are lazy - that's what everybody knows. But there's more than meets the eye. As soon as they meet face to face. KakaShika, Yaoi, Lemon, Ninjaverse, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Chibishoes reviews
They were the verybestest ninja in the whole world! Noone knew of their secret adventures - until one day, the worst thing possible happened and their world was at stake... Chibi in AU with their verybestest friends! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
It's How I Roll reviews
Dancing is beautiful. But what if the dance instructor is too beautiful for the gym guy to just look from afar? Yumichika/Ikkaku, Yaoi, AU, Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
