Hello there peoples. I'm a 20 year old community college student draining away at my family's funds while i read fanfics and shit. This account is older than paranthropus robustus and I'm here for fun. My fanfics from my terrible goofy crack addled teenager years are still up, and you're free to puruse them, however, all i can guarantee is that they are shitty.

Excluding Trapped Together, which is liquid crack and for all its faults still makes me laugh. I lost the original aim transcripts of which the story was based, so there is no way it will be completed. Sorry ya'll!

My first completed story Long Silky Hair is probably indicative of all the worst things about ZADR in 2003/04. I dont even want to look at it.

Now and Forever is your typical woe is me angst whatever fanfic.

Parallel Lines was my EPIC idea for a really weird Snape/Lily/James love triangle that would ultimately end up Harry/Snape, however i never put it all into fruition, and reading that piece of shit Deathly Hallows destroyed my Harry Potter fandom in a weird way. It didnt ruin the fanfic no, i'm not that petty and my fanfic could have still worked in the confines of canon. It was just a really shitty book.

Anyway, if you're reading my profile the fic you probably should read is my love affair with squick/bad porn, The Prince and the Aberration. Written for a satirical "what is your favorite animorphs sexual fantasy" post, i decided to go all out and have some good old fashioned taxxon/andalite romp. I chose over the top dialogue, disgusting sound effects, nonsensical alien genital names, and people still occaisionally tell me it was a good piece of fanfic.

Nothing gives me more joy.