Notes: Hello all! I'm Mali, co-writer and producer of this fic. This is was Co-Written and directed with one of my bestest online friends, XGothic Dib. She's COOL. Uh.. Yeah. Anyway, this was roleplayed in script fashion, but since banned that, I've decided to turn it intoooooooooooo AN ACTUAL STORY! YAY!
This takes place when Zim and Dib are in Hi-Skool. (How Original!)
More stuff to tell you? Lemme think. Uh....... I dunno.
Disclaimer: Me and Mary own NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. We's poor Cali girls. (And if you think we're like those new barbies, I'll personally cut off your head)
The bell rang, initiating the beginning of the first class of skool. For whatever reason, Ms Bitters followed them into Hi-Skool, for ALL of their classes. Don't ask how, she just did. Anyway, it was a cold day, the clouds gray, causing our favorite alien invader to twitch involuntarily. Oh yeah, everyone from their old class is in this one. Why? BECAUSE WE SAY SO THAT'S WHY!
"Stupid miserable earth weather conditions." He muttered to himself. By this point in time, the class had gotten used to his strange rantings and ignored him.
After everyone had gotten out their supplies, Ms Bitters stood up and floated around the class like some sort of spectre. "Today, even though no permission slips or any kind of notification has been sent, you kids are going to the mountains for three days and you have to provide your own crap. Prepare for cold you flithy children."
The class was about to cheer at the idea of three days of screwing around in snow, when Dib burst in the door, huffing and panting due to his out of shape but still skinny body. "Hold on!" He gasped. "We can't go to the mountains today!"
Poonchy was quick on the scene. "Why Dib? Aliens take a piss up there and you have to study it?"
Snickers were heard all around the room, sharp and cruel. The loudest of them coming from Zim. Dib glared at them and continued talking after rolling his eyes at the orangey haired teen. "Of course not! We can't go because... there's a heavy snow storm. But it's no NORMAL snow storm! I'm sure it's really that YETI who's concocting it!" In the midst of his lunaticisms, a cucumber was thrown at his meaty head.
Ms Bitters was ignoring the class and still droning on. "...But it doesn't matter, even if you freeze to death, you'll eventually die, horribly, and you'll suffer."
By this time, Zim fell out of his chair laughing that horrible Richard Horvitzy laugh, tears flowing down on his face. "You're just being cowardly Dib human, such stupid creatures are only fake... image... thingies in your head!"
Apparently Zim laughter was as far as Ms Bitters would go as to letting her class go out of control. "SHUT UP. We leave... now!" She hissed.
All the kids got on to the bus, and headed to them cold snowy mountains.
This takes place when Zim and Dib are in Hi-Skool. (How Original!)
More stuff to tell you? Lemme think. Uh....... I dunno.
Disclaimer: Me and Mary own NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. We's poor Cali girls. (And if you think we're like those new barbies, I'll personally cut off your head)
The bell rang, initiating the beginning of the first class of skool. For whatever reason, Ms Bitters followed them into Hi-Skool, for ALL of their classes. Don't ask how, she just did. Anyway, it was a cold day, the clouds gray, causing our favorite alien invader to twitch involuntarily. Oh yeah, everyone from their old class is in this one. Why? BECAUSE WE SAY SO THAT'S WHY!
"Stupid miserable earth weather conditions." He muttered to himself. By this point in time, the class had gotten used to his strange rantings and ignored him.
After everyone had gotten out their supplies, Ms Bitters stood up and floated around the class like some sort of spectre. "Today, even though no permission slips or any kind of notification has been sent, you kids are going to the mountains for three days and you have to provide your own crap. Prepare for cold you flithy children."
The class was about to cheer at the idea of three days of screwing around in snow, when Dib burst in the door, huffing and panting due to his out of shape but still skinny body. "Hold on!" He gasped. "We can't go to the mountains today!"
Poonchy was quick on the scene. "Why Dib? Aliens take a piss up there and you have to study it?"
Snickers were heard all around the room, sharp and cruel. The loudest of them coming from Zim. Dib glared at them and continued talking after rolling his eyes at the orangey haired teen. "Of course not! We can't go because... there's a heavy snow storm. But it's no NORMAL snow storm! I'm sure it's really that YETI who's concocting it!" In the midst of his lunaticisms, a cucumber was thrown at his meaty head.
Ms Bitters was ignoring the class and still droning on. "...But it doesn't matter, even if you freeze to death, you'll eventually die, horribly, and you'll suffer."
By this time, Zim fell out of his chair laughing that horrible Richard Horvitzy laugh, tears flowing down on his face. "You're just being cowardly Dib human, such stupid creatures are only fake... image... thingies in your head!"
Apparently Zim laughter was as far as Ms Bitters would go as to letting her class go out of control. "SHUT UP. We leave... now!" She hissed.
All the kids got on to the bus, and headed to them cold snowy mountains.