Okayyy, Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

My name’s Megan but even before I read the Gallagher Girls series I wanted my name changed to Cameron (boo parents, they would never let me, haha). I actually have a friend named Zach that acts like Zach Goode does, but different last name and stuff. :P

Name: Megan (I prefer Cameron)
Grade: Highschooler(:
Birthday: November 6th
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Looks: Dark brown and kinda copperish, bright green eyes, tannnn, the rest you either ask or wonder about, haha
Relationship: #TAKEN

I love Facebook, Swimming, Shopping, Being with friends and family, GALLAGHER GIRLS, Fanfiction.net and old Nickelodeon and Disney Channel shows. (: ever notice the new ones suck? I actually like school because it gets me away from my family… :( and I get to see a few of my favorite people(:

I don’t like being bored, being alone, and being off the laptop, being insecure (which I am, and I can't help it, and I'm not sorry for it anymore either), not being on Fanfiction.net. (: And the new Nickelodeon and Disney shows, being without the internet in general to read wattpad, order books, read fanfiction, etc. (MY WATTPAD IS CAMMIEHALE IF YOU WANT TO READ MY ORIGINAL STORIES THERE!!!)

I am interestingly uninteresting. Got that? No? Well I mean that I'm an interesting person...if you can weed out the massive amounts of useless random information that comes flying out of my mouth.

I am extremely talkative, and I'm almost positive that I have an actual mild case of O.C.D. I hate it when I’m writing and the paper has little crinkle or fold or mark that can’t be erased unless it’s a note I’m passing in class to someone I don't massively care for.

I have dyslexia and for all those people out there in high school that can’t spell, TRY HARDER because if I can spell and have correct grammar, so can you! If you actually try, I don’t care, but if you just don’t care, seriously, just go away. But DO NOT take my dyslexia into account when you judge my reading, seriously, guys, because I want your opinions if I’m wrong about something. And on that note, if you read to chapter ten (or whatever-past one) of my story(ies) and then say 'this sucks' I swear...If you don't like it, don't read every chapter I have posted up for it!

For those of you who like my stories, know that I love you. For those of you who don't like my stories, know that I love you...but I love the other people a lot more.

Favorite Pairings: Dramione, Zammie, Jella ((Jacob and Bella)) Jeah ((Jacob and Leah)) Jalice ((Jasper and Alice)) Percybeth, Maryshall, Tive, Mcabby, Zutara, Taang, KorraXMako, Ralla, Shalla (or Cen and Cay), Kucas and Kerek (or Lylie and Dylie)

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. But the person makes the choice.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

Bite me and I'll bite back.

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU. (I’ve said that to a guyfriend for a girlfrand before. Many times.)

Me, sarcastic? Never.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. c:

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. ;)

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (Alas, my cover's been blown.)

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. (But probably pretty damn accurate for 1/8th my class…)

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed! (gasp! :o)

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. (This could be used on me, because I can get confused easily sometimes, but I can also very easily confuse people.)

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ;) (I’m actually great at both, or so I’ve been told. I’m fabulous at love advice, but when it comes to myself, I am clueless.)

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty damn good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three!

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good…

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. #NoYolo

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile, because you don’t like that stuff, you like apple juice. #TEAMAPPLEJUICE

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. (Happens quite often between me and my friend Holiday. Also my 7th period class and our teacher. First Subject: Bible Studies, Last Subject: How he proposed to his second wife. No joke.)

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your butt off, put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'em in the middle)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favorite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kickin babe?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'll read it too.

I laugh when i think something's funny.
I cry when i'm upset.
I'm easily pissed off.
I love to hang out with my friends.
I love to read and write.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act smart than stupid.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won’t ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You’re amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. He'll never like someone like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right. I don’t like you. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: ………So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Relationship? Nope. But I have a crush. His name starts with an ‘J’ and if you read this, say ‘JLK…’ in you rnext review for one of my fanfics and say what you think his first name is and I will dedicated a chapter to you. Only valid till January 7th, 2014 ;) and you have only two guesses.

Girls Don't Realize These Things...

I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants

I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you
and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work or school

I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry
That
I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different

If you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile-o.O I felt precious.-, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always finds the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is allowed into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, STAY BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE YOU GUYS! IF YOU ALL READ TO THE END OF THIS, YOU’RE AWESOME, BECAUSE I KNOW THIS IS PRETTY FREAKIN’ LONG.

Links for Costumes in Cabin In The Woods:

Cammie’s Costume:http:///womens-sexy-lingerie/dreamgirls-little-red-riding-hood-costume-510x820.jpg

Macey’s Costume: http:///PI/0/500/211957561.jpg

Bex’s Costume: http:///images/pz/1419/sexy-olympia-costume-uw29185.jpg

Liz’s Costume: http:///tumblr_m9phvuJC5a1r2cu3no1_1280.jpg

Grant’s Costume: http:///resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens18445486module152919194photo_1315114190RobinHood.jpg

Jonas’ Costume: http:///images/products/a/ac148.gif

Preston’s Costume: http:///images/vendors/rubies/880259-Prince-Charming-Costume-large.jpg

Zach’s Costume: http:///images/vendors/underwraps/28661-Adult-Prince-Charming-Costume-large.jpg

Bex’s Boyfriend Alex’s Costume: http:///images/vendors/underwraps/28661-Adult-Prince-Charming-Costume-large.jpg

Zach’s Girlfriend Claire’s Costume: http:///images/legavenue/fairy-tale-snow-white-costume.jpg

How I picture Gallagher Girls Characters:

Cammie but 5 years older with blue eyes...

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Macey...

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Bex but with longer hair...

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Liz but with a sharper face and straighter, slightler shoulder hair...

http:///resize/301/381/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011924/300.chloe.lc.102411.jpg

Grant...

http:///kidzworld_photo/images/2012524/9159f80f-d072-45b2-886c-b9201ed49030/top10hottestyoungactors-chord.jpg

Nick...

http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dylan-O-Brien-Teen-Wolf.jpg

Zach...

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Jonas...Ironically but this is how I see him...

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Bex's boyfriend Alex...another irony...

http:///2011/06/actoralexand_john_shea_59467393.jpg

Zach's girlfriend Claire...a third and finally irony...

http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ClaireHoltTitle.jpg