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Joined 04-11-12, id: 3905387, Profile Updated: 06-12-14
Author has written 5 stories for Nightshade series, Andrea Cremer, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Dance Academy, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Name: C.J Lewis

Sex: Female

Hair:Black

Eyes:Dark Brown/ Black (depends on my mood)

Height:5'3

Race: South Korean

Age: 17

Siblings: 1 Brother

Pets: 4 cats

Languages Spoken: English, French, Japanese, Mandarin, and Korean

11 Things You Should Know About Me from 2012

1) I love to watch Korean Dramas (You Are Beautiful and Flower Boy Ramyun Shop are my favorites!)

2) I can come off like a bitch (if you were to ever meet me in person), but I'm not really one.

3) I stand up for what I believe in even if I do stand alone

4) I love to do public and competitive speeches (I qualified for Nationals last year!!!)

5) I have a tiny obssession with k-pop at the moment (k-pop=Korean Pop Music)

6) I have a VERY dirty mind. ( No i'm not a pervert)

7) I will beat the living shit out of you if you decide to pick on someone in a really mean way and if I'm around. If I'm dead, I'll come back and haunt your ass!

8) My family is one of the most important things in my life

9) I love tattoos and I'm going to be getting one when I turn 18

10) If you're someone I care about or love I will not treat you like shit. You'd think that we've been best friends since forever ago.

11) I have a dream that I can make a group of friends that I'll know for the rest of my life.

20 Things that you should know about be from 2013

1) I FUCKING LOVE STARBUCKS FROZEN DRINKS! DON'T TOUCH MY STARBUCKS UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH.

2) My love of Korean Dramas has not died at all; ONLY grown so much LARGER!

3) I still LOVE K-POP!

4) I have gotten into Penpals and I would love for some of you to check it out! Its pretty fricken cool!

5) I qualified to Nationals in Speech and Debate in Original Oratory.

6) I discovered that I love frozen yogert more than actual ice cream (especially vanilla with a could blackberries! YUM YUM! .)

7) I learned how to speak fluent Mandarin in less than a full year (took maybe 9 months)

8) I can write some kick ass stuff and I just might publish it.

9) I love GIFS!

10) Never trust your brother to wash your white skinny jeans... Bad things happen -.-"

11) Conch piercings hurt like HELL! But are really cool once the swelling goes down and the pain fades.

12) I am currently as of 1/5/2014, I am ranked number 1 in my class! WHOP WHOP!

13) I plan on majoring in Criminology and becoming a Forensic Anthropologist! And my minor will be in a few languages.

14) I definately draw better than I paint

15) I love colorful skinny jeans. I literally own a pair of skinnies in every color possible. I just gotta go buy a new pair of white ones because of a certain brother.

16) My list of K-pop Bias' has grown to impossible lengths.

17) I love to write smut and with my best friend Aleesa.

18) I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Its your choice.

19) I like to watch Weekly IDOL!

20) I love pairing my black combat boots with my skinny jeans and a cute t-shirt and a jacket and converse. Its comfy yet so stylish.

On a humor scale of 1-10:

I'M FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!

I, snowflakedreams96, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... (its absolutely true because I have like a million views on my stories and like 18 reviews)

Favorite Books: I can't list them all unless I want this profile to go on forever...

Favorite Animes: Vampire Knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, Shugo Chara, Highschool of the Dead, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Kaichou wa Maid- sama, Nana, Special A, RosarioVampire, Blood, La Corda D'Oro Primo Passo and Secondo Passo and Hakuouki. (I've run out of animes to watch, so if anyone has any recomindations, please feel free to PM me)

Favorite Shows: The Nine Lives of Chloe King, CSI, Castle, Scooby Doo, Criminal Minds, Make it or Break it, Pretty Little Liars, Missing, Stolen Voices and Buried Secrets, Fatal Encounters, Bizarre ER, Untold Stories of the ER, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Teen Wolf, Supernatural and Dance Academy.

I love to play the flute and piccolo during marching band and Symphonic season. (p.s I made it into symphonic Band this year!!) I love going to the movies and hanging out with my friends on occasion. I also love going to the mall with my friends and just hanging out wether or not we actually buy anything or not. I may suck at writing, but I do tend to come up with some pretty original ideas. And just so everybody knows, how fast I update depends on the number of ratings and reviews. Thank You and Enjoy my stories!

P.S I am sort of sensitive about how thing in my stories turn out and I don't handle hard critism too well, so please no harsh flames. But gentle comments are very helpful..

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS (I HATE HOMOPHOBES!!!!! If you ever do anything like what was just said above, I will hunt you down, find you and I WILL kill you.)

Love comes in many forms. There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual or straight or even bisexual. I know that some believe that God intended for only man and woman to be together, but that isn't my only view. a man can love a man, just like a woman can love another woman. Love is love and there isn't a thing in the world that can change that. Either accept it or you don't, but don't go gay bashing the people who have found their type of love.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART. . .BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl Idid what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when i went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first one I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me noone deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all i wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If you have your own little word, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this to your profile.(Pink is evil, and i can kick just about anybody's ass)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

REAL FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

REAL FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyouat that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

REAL FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help you move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you're friends can't tell which of your millions of multiple personalties you're playing today. Crazy is when you start yelling at little children, and lauh when they start to cry. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.

.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.

.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's too much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.

.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.

.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:.

(Original) by Sasukez

You say make up, I say video games. You say high heels, I say converse. You squeal and drool over hot guys, I stare at you thinking 'What the hell is wrong with this chick?'

Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want you to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. (I would do the same. There's someone I would give my life for if I needed to.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their heads off when they heard this (me), or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (WRONG! I support what I believe in and I think everybody deserves to find love, no matter how they find it. So go ahead and judge me!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Refer to the sentence above this..)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Nope. Its called individuality)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or did in school, any way.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Again I digress . . . )
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (No, I just don't believe in premaridal sex. Get over it!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (WRONG AGAIN! DAMN these stupid sterotypes!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (HAH! So NOT true!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Uhh, I watch anime too. So does that make me an even bigger freak?)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I started young at least . . . )
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Use a coat hanger!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (So sorta true)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (only part)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Never was, any way, while in school . . . )
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Actually not entirely Wiccan -- I don't buy into the Rede -- but close enough.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I try not to label others, so please try not to label me)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I can be)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Only my Jack forever, always, and beyond!)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Who needs a boyfriend when you've got the most wonderful husband in the entire cosmos?)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (WRONG!!!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (But I L-O-V-E water and swimming!!)

Copy and paste if you think that politics can be stupid

Copy and paste if you think that Boys with accents are kind of cute. (Not meaning to be racsict at all, I just think accents are adorable)

Copy and paste if you hate that the Catholic Church shuns gay people.

Copy and Paste if you think Homophobia is wrong in general.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever pushed a door that said pull

60 things girls want but never ask,
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
11. Smile with her. :)
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back!
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug
her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus
it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something
being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work
(or school), and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you,
just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss
her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically
put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her
LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes
upset, comfort her.
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible, make sure she
knows she is LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her
face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along
with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her
passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned
around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black,
when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm
Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when
you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick
you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue,
and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me
coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked
away...

What a Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away from you mad:Follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go.
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention.
When she pull's away: Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared: Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a
night.
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could
understand.
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does.
When she misses you she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later
she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its
stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

If your bisexual, you're confused. If you're gay, its a sin. If your skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you look conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you say nothing at all, you're a punk. If you're sweet to strangers, you're a fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a hoe. If you have female friends, you're a player. YOU can't do anything without being criticized. We live ina socitey where you cannot survive without judging the person next to you. If your proud of who you are copy and paste this in your profile.

Insanity comes in 2 varieties: slow and fast. Viscosity and Velocity are opposites yet they look the same. Viscosity causes the stillness of disinclination; Velocity causes the stillness of fascination. An observer cannot tell if a person is silent and still because inner life has either stalled or because life is transfixingly fast.

Much madness is the divinest sense; To a disconcerning eye; Much madness the starkest madness. Tis the majority; in this, as all prevails; Assent and you are sane; Demur- you're straightway dangerous and handeled with a chain.

-Emily Dickinson

When you were 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never bothering to practice.

When you were 10, he drove you all day, from soccor to football, from one birthday party to the next. You thanked him by jumping out and never looking back.

When you were 11, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12, he warned you not to watch certain tv shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by staying on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out and partying all night.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tution, drove you to campus, carried your bags too. You thanked him by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarressed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped pay for your wedding and told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become on their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything that you never did came crashing down on you heart like thunder.

Re-Post this if you love your dad with every bit of your soul and being. Mine is everything to me. He stayed with me through painful, tear-filled nights at the hospital with my mom. He spent a million dollars on me just so I could have the surgeries I needed to be able to walk again. He's the only man I know I can trust not to hurt me. Nothing can ever change how I feel about my dad because were family and he's the only dad i'm ever going to have. And you know what they say "a dad is a son's first hero and a daughter's first love.."

My Favorite Quotes: -If being sane means thinking that theres something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental.

-You shouldn't judge a man or woman based upon his or her appearence because the ones that seem the most different or unusual to you just might turn out to be one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet.

- Ideology seperates us. Dreams and agony bring us together.

- Living a life of solitude and solibosy.

- I dont care how beautiful or handsome you are on the outside, if you have a hideous personality, that beauty means nothing.

-Speak while your angry and you'll make the best speech you will every regret.

-If you're too scared to tell me that you love me, than you'll have to sit back and watch me be loved by someone else.

- I can't go on without your love, you lost, you never held on. Andy Biersack

-Life isn't about how popular you are or what boy or girl you're datingor who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your the end, all we have is our hearts and minds. This is the reason we sing, the reason we cry. This is the reason why we live.

-Great works are not performed by strength, but by perservearence.

-Just so you know when you leave to move where you go or if you go to fight for what's important in your life, remember to always come back for me. When you leave, you're taking half of my heart with you.

-For this I would be damned forever. For this, I would have given up everything. -Will Herondale.

-“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" (Jem) "They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”

-“You speak of sacrifice, but it is not my sacrifice I offer. It is yours I ask of you," he went on. "I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain. But I love you enough to hope that you wil not care that I am being selfish in trying to make the rest of my life - whatever length - happy, by spending it with you. I want to be married to you, Tessa. I want it more than I have ever wanted anything else in my life." He looked up at her through the veil of silvery hair that fell over his eyes. "That is," he said shyly, "if you love me, too.” -Jem Carstairs and Tessa Gray

-"Even if the world I know betrays me again, I will never cry like a fool." 2NE1 'Fire'

-Look HELLO! My people! I am finally back and better than EVER! This is the best summer ever! Life was just being a bitch as usual. I plan on trying to update soon, but, frankly, I'm going through massive problems right now. But I plan on updating every story at least once twice maybe 4 times depending on the story's contents. I'm in the process of writing chapters for "When Lovers Wake", "I'll Always come Back for You" and "Seduction is a Dangerous Game". The other two have just been updated as of 6/12/2014. LOve you all! Be on the look out for more updates!

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When Lovers Wake reviews
What if Calla didn't leave Ren at the Union? What if she had gone through with it and loved him like she should have and Shay wasn't there to get in the way? They finally discover that things can really happen when the lover inside them finally awakes in all it fiery passion.
Nightshade series, Andrea Cremer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,753 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Calla T., Ren L.
Catwalk Love reviews
Tessa Gray is a supermodel living in London. At only 18, she's got the world in front of her and plans to strut all over it. That is, until William Herondale comes rushing into her life. Things from the past are brought back to the light, and Tessa's world is flipped upside down faster than she can realize. ADOPTED from Love2Write DealwithIt.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
A Rebel Love Story reviews
Tessa is a rebellious young teenager who's released to her cousin after 4 years of juvie. Right after, Tessa is given a job at an exotic club with her cousin. Then he comes in. Will is a teenager not much older than Tessa who's out looking for some entertainment with his buddy Jem. When these two meet, everything starts to collide in more ways than one.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,393 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
I'll Always Come Back for You reviews
After graduating from the National Acadmey of Dance, Christian and Tara went their seperate ways. But when Christian wants to make amends, can her heart handle the opening of all these old wounds?
Dance Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Tara W., Christian R.
Seduction is a Dangerous Game reviews
Chloe King was never a girl that was willing to give into games of seduction and romance, but when a handsome stranger comes to town, her will to fight everything starts crumbling down. He's charming, flirtatious and incredibly teasing. But not only is she in the same school, but he's her new neighboor that moved in across the hallway of the apartment building. Rated M..
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Chloe K., Alek