Hey! I'm Maru!

Age: You really don't need to know...
Hair: Blonde...but it gets really dark in the winter.
Eyes: Bright green that can tell if you're lying.
Birthday: The Winter Solctice

The pic I have now is just a temp until I feel like actually looking for a better one.

I need to inform those following my story of the misunderstanding that happened between one of my friends (XTAIGAX) and I. Unfortunately, because of this misunderstanding, I doubt I will be able to continue Hiroki's part in "Ukes Intertwined". I still have the lemon chapter between Nowaki and Hiroki (somewhere) , but there will most likely not be anything else between them in the story. I apologize for those who love his character, but I am just not capable of writing this couple as well as XTAIGAX did. Thank you for understanding. If you find this extremely unfair, talk to XTAIGAX about it, as it was her choice to end our friendship, and her choice to continue writing this or not.

UPDATE: I am looking for someone to write Hiroki's part in the continuing of "Ukes Intertwined". PM me if you are interested in filling this position.

Just a few words of warning:

1. You can flame me, but if you do I will read your stories and "constructively" criticize them as well.

2. Do not lie to me. I hate liars almost as much as I hate flames...if you lie to me, you will have to face the rath of Socrates! (my cat...not the philosopher...)

3. I'm not on Facebook, and never will! If you PM me saying that you saw me on Facebook, I will know you're lying. (see rule #2)

4. I can be horribly random at times, and I do have my blonde moments...please forgive these...they happen quite often...

5. I have 5 different e-mails, and I tend to forget which ones they are.

6. Speaking of: I don't check my e-mail every day. So if you e-mail me, don't expect an answer right then and there. I do have a life beyond my laptop. Not much of one, but a life still the same.

7. Just because I put a story up doesn't mean it can't come down...I can be very fickle when it comes to my artwork.

8. I have more stories than what I put up. (I tend to forget to upload things and just let them pile up)

9. The plot-bunny in my head doesn't always "hop" onto a second chapter right away. So don't sit around waiting for me to update it, cause it might be a while.

10. I'm blonde...take that as you will.

11. I'm a yaoi fan girl.

12. I do actually get nose bleeds if I watch/read too much yaoi...

13. I love to use ellipses...It's a problem.

Pairings I Ship: (The Bold lettered ones are the ones I like the most)

Junjou Romantica - Usagi and Misaki, Hiroki and Nowaki, Shinobu and Miyagi

Kyou Kara Maou (Kyo Kara MAOH!) - Wolfram and Yuuri, Conrad and Yozak, Gunter and Gwendal

Harry Potter - Harry and Draco, Harry and Lucius, Harry and Severus (Ginny can go die!), Remus and Sirius, Severus and Remus, Severus and Sirius, Severus and Lucius, Draco and Lucius (only if it's nicely written)

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle - Kurogane and Fai, Syaoran and Sakura, Mokona and Mokona, Ashura and Fai, Souma and Tomoyo

Horitsuba - Kurogane and Fai, Yuui and Syaoron, Sakura and Syaoran, Mokona and Mokona, Watanuki and Doumeki, Yuuko and Clow

XXXHolic - Watanuki and Doumeki, Mokona and Mokona

Ouran High School Host Club - Kyouya and Kaoru, Tamaki and Nekozawa, Mori and Haruhi, Hunny and Mori, Kyouya and Tamaki, Hikaru and Mori, Hikaru and Haruhi

Artemis Fowl - Artemis and Butler

The Kie'sha of the Den of Shadows - Danica and Zane

...I know most of them are yaoi couples. If you are wondering why look at warning #11. (As you obviously didn't beforehand)

RANDOMNESS!!!

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you ever cursed loudly and then realized your parents were standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate racism, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I LOST THE GAME!!!!! If you just lost too, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you/your best friend has ever tried to go down the up escalator, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever looked at a starmap and asked the person next to you "where's the earth on this thing?", copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.