WhiteNoisePhantomhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Inglourious Basterds, Water for Elephants, Django Unchained, and Avengers. I'm a young artist, writer, and aspiring filmmaker. I am a lover of many fandoms, from Hellsing, to Doctor Who. Also I am an avid history enthusiast, more specifically being that of WWI and WWII and that of Prussian and Austrian history. I sadly only speak one language, but I due know some German and Spanish, (not enough to get anywhere really in a conversation) Writing is my own personal way of release and expression; I write what I feel and what must be written. It is one of the only things that gets me though the day. Practically anything from Germany and Austria I like, (ex: Rammstein, Oomph!, Christoph Waltz, David Garret, Nachtmahr, etc.) Books I enjoy: The Great Gatsby Bram Stoker's Dracula The Phantom of the Opera Water for Elephants The Harry Potter series The Lord of the Rings |
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Ciudat Atragerea by Jubalii reviews
Theirs was an unconventional relationship, founded by whimsy and fueled by loyalty. When those aren't enough, something more is born from the ashes. (AxS, AAxI, and Walter is the fifth wheel)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 302,119 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Alucard, Seras] [Alexander, Integra]
Avengers and Social Networking by GasperoTheDespero reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
An Eagle's Wings by xomeiox reviews
Young Sophie du Bois is caught in a romance with the tyrant Amon Goeth. When he gets deployed to the lines of Auschwitz, her parents force her to marry Colonel Hans Landa. A wicked love triangle begins to form, leaving her with the choices she may regret
Crossover - Schindler's List & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - H. Landa
In The Stars by DreamOfStars reviews
He didn't know why she screamed, why she had alerted the neighbourhood to the presence of her father's gang. Surely she could not be trusted! He would find out. Like a dog with a bone, he would refuse to let her go. Little did he know that suspicion could turn into obsession… obsession into… no. It couldn't be love. Could it? Eponine/Javert romance
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Eponine, Javert
Fervor and Indifference by lupinsremus reviews
I never thought the idea of having any kind of children would please me. Not in the slightest. (Hans/Shosanna)
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Shosanna D., H. Landa - Complete
Look With Your Heart by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
Sucky title, I know. :p A continuation from A Different Way of Seeing. OC and Chekov get married and have a conversation on their wedding night.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2013 - P. Chekov - Complete
A Different Way of Seeing by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
Chekov/OC drabble #1. Based on a prompt from imagineyourotp.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - P. Chekov - Complete
Safe by uberkai reviews
Col. Hans Landa meets a woman by the name of Jacqueline Benoit and things take a turn for the worst when something happens to her father (who is also her last living relative). Landa and Benoit get caught in each other's lives and passions as he takes it upon himself to ensure her security ... in any means necessary.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - H. Landa
Wanted: Dead or Alive by goblinesque reviews
Bounty hunter King Schultz and Django are on search of a murderous gambler. Lives are changed when they take in the murderer in hopes of collecting the large sum of money promised for the captured. Gang chases and gun shots are exchanged across the South as they race to Mississippi. (Schultz/OC)
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,992 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Dr. Schultz
The Most Unlikely Love by Lollipop456 reviews
Definitely AU. EponinexJavert. To save his own life, Javert saves Eponine from death and gains the trust of the students. Even when he intends to escape, even when he has Valjean his grasp, he forgets it all and can only think of Eponine. And she him.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Eponine, Inspector Javert
Sinning Hands by Stained Blue reviews
Mine are sinning hands, on her laying on my bed. This is the sequel to Sinful Thoughts :)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Alexander, Integra - Complete
That sweet taste of vengeance by PetitMoi reviews
Elise witness the murder of her parents by the Brittle Brothers. Luckily, she happens to encounter a certain doctor that is more than willing to help her vengeance her parents death.
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dr. Schultz
The Traveler by Swedishgoat reviews
King and Django come across Mona, a strong-willed woman who gives them shelter during their partnership in the winter. King is captivated by this fellow European, but neither of them are perfect. A western tale of how scary commitment can be to some, and how adventure is a constant need for others. Schultz /OC. Rating will possibly change in the future.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Dr. Schultz
Of the Coming of Django by Nils Jansen reviews
Set in 1900, an elderly Django attends an opera performance that brings back memories from years ago. A one-shot that might expand later.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Django F., Broomhilda S.
Loki Lemon by emmyloo-x reviews
Wooo \o/ this is the second part to the Loki lemon from Quotev
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Of Rats and Hawks by ffvogt reviews
Until the end I never told him how much I liked the smell of his breath, or his imperfect nicotine-stained teeth.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Shosanna D., H. Landa - Complete
Lethal Love OneShot Story by PetitMoi reviews
A short little story about our favorite mob boss ; Enjoy.
Green Hornet - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2011 - B. Chudnofsky/Bloodnofsky - Complete
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Meine Ehre heisst treue? by Gladwags reviews
A meeting between the Good Doctor and Standartenfuhrer Hans Landa
Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - H. Landa - Complete
Caught! by FrauLanda reviews
The Jew Hunter recognizes Shoshanna at the restaurant and he's not about to let her go a second time! Hans Landa/Shoshanna. Rated M for later chapters.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - H. Landa, Shosanna D.
Liebelied by The Mouse Avenger reviews
A Valentine's Day piece featuring our favorite ex-Nazi doctor...& his wife. Strangelove / OC. Tie-in piece with "The Memoirs Of Dr. Strangelove". Read & review, but no flames, please--lest you face the wrath of Cupid!
Dr. Strangelove - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Dr. Strangelove - Complete
A Punishment For A Traitourous German Actress by Crystalrose7788 reviews
Col. Landa considers a bit before punishing Bridget von Hammersmark for her treachery. After all, he always was one to prolong the suspense. AU
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - H. Landa, B. Von Hammersmark - Complete
Berlin's Most Eligible Bachelor by FrauLanda reviews
‘The Jew Hunter’ meets an intriguing young woman at a ball and finds himself in pursuit of an all-together-different kind of prey…Hans Landa/OC Rated M for later chapters
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - H. Landa
From His Righteous Hand by luckey7indy4 reviews
Father Alexander Anderson has some disturbing dreams about Seras Victoria, he has reached a breaking point and now intents to do something about it, with his own hands. BDSM, Humiliation, Spanking, Flogging, D/s...and more fun stuff like that
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Alexander, Seras
Exordium by HotpantsHeather reviews
MxI fic. A backstory of a love that could have been. Secret romance between an Iscariot and A Hellsing. Read and Review. Rated T for later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Save Me by CSIslave reviews
Both of them just want to be saved... JavertEponine
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Javert, Eponine
Trinity by Thess reviews
An Orthodox Champion, a Catholic Paladin and a Protestant Knight. A collection of unconnected one shots of the AndersonxIntegralxAlucard Manga 'threesome.' First one: Limbo.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2005 - [Alucard, Integra, Alexander]
Kingdom of God by Thess reviews
The Virgin, the Messiah and the Dragon. A delusion of triumph, romance and failure. A Manga set AndersonxIntegralxAlucard story.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - [Alexander, Integra, Alucard] - Complete
Deadly Passions by Thess reviews
An innocent pawn, two self righteous sinners and a clever devil who wants them to face their vices. The deadly passions that lead to eternal damnation sometimes aren't as pleasant as they appear to be. AxI & AAxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,011 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - [Integra, Alexander, Alucard] - Complete
Losing His Soul by kelles reviews
Anderson discovers dark feelings & desires within himself as he is forced to serve Hellsing after the war. Set after volume 8 of manga. SPOILERS. Chap 3 & 5 are lemons. Rating changed. AxIxAA and AxA. [WIP]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005
Codex Argenteus by Thess reviews
In the midst of unsuccessful IscariotHellsing negotiations, an army of undead Goths starts sacking the Vatican and Rome. Slight AndersonxSeras & IntegralxEnrico. Manga Set.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - [Integra, Enrico] [Seras, Alexander] - Complete
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A Vendetta For The Hunter: Inglourious Basterds reviews
The war is over, Germany has fallen, Hitler is dead, the Jews of Europe are now liberated. And it all came from one deal made by a nazi colonel to the Allies. Hans and Catherine's story has yet to meet its ending, for there is still those lurking in the shadows, looking for the infamous Jew Hunter of France. Looking to exact their long awaited vendetta against him.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,312 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - H. Landa
The King And His Queen: Django Unchained reviews
Bounty hunting is such nasty business, not quite what you would call too appealing to any lady. But as the smoke clears, Django and Dr. King Schultz find them selves with a new companion to come along for the ride. If two heads are better than one, how will three wane for the bounty hunting duo
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz, Broomhilda S.
Mischief Meets Opportunity (Inglourious BasterdsAvengers Crossover)
What happens when the god of lies and mischief is tossed from his reality into 1944 Midgard, right in the middle of Nazi Occupied France in the crossfire of World War II. And what happens when he meets the infamous "Jew Hunter"?
Crossover - Inglourious Basterds & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - H. Landa, Loki - Complete
You're Mine (AugustMarlena) reviews
This is a little one-shot for a tumblr friend, its August/Marlena (I know that its not popular but still I think it needs more love!) Contains heavy smut and a lemon.
Water for Elephants - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2013 - August, Marlena - Complete
Putting Out the Fire With Kerosene: Hans Landa-Inglourious Basterds reviews
Its been over a year into the German occupation of France, the Basterds have settled themselves in place about to begin their bloodbath. But in the middle of this is young Catherine, where her alegences lie are the subject of interest of "The Jew Hunter" Colonel Hans Landa ((COMPLETE))
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - H. Landa - Complete
