DSainthide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Mass Effect. I sometimes call myself a writer, though never an author. I have three or four stories published, and might have more, if I wasn't basically lazy and unmotivated. I've read very little fanfic, and written less; but sometimes, I just get these ideas, you know? I'm fond of a number of books, RPGs, television shows, movies, and video games; however, I am fanatical about few. You should probably also know that sometimes, I write something because it makes me laugh a lot. Your mileage may vary... I have a strange sense of humor. My beta reader is CyanB. |
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October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 203,354 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Count To Four by Tesvyn reviews
Harry always knew he was different, he just had to count to four to prove it. [Part 1 of The Master (of Death)]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,647 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/17/2019 - [10th Doctor, The Master, Harry P.] - Complete
Show Me The Way Home by Tesvyn reviews
When Harry, or, uh, Koschei, or... Whatever, wakes up in an unfamiliar place and time, he finds himself struggling to find a way back to his home. [Sequel to Count To Four - Part 2 of The Master (of Death)]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/23 - The Master, Harry P.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4933 - Favs: 6,426 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
une chance de vivre by ayebydan reviews
Three days pass as Harry lies beaten on his bedroom floor and no one comes. Harry realises he is the only person putting himself first and leaves number 4, fleeing to London where he finds new allies and begins to set up his own faction to take on the war and Voldemort. If that means going against Dumbledore with the help of his spy Parkinson and an insider at Gringotts so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018
The Dark Beyond the Stars by grandillonot reviews
None had seen her in the corridor when she emerged, and none had been present to see her dart in and back out of that Runes classroom, and then, forced to accept that the door was not her ticket out of 1903, crumple against it. She had come through so much, she had defeated so much, and for what? For Hogwarts to dump her in the past like she was another classroom it could put away
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 5/23/2019
The Wasteland by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,395 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Harry P., Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 6,677 - Follows: 6,680 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
That We've Broken Their Statues by Nagia reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,182 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sarah, Jareth] Minerva M.
Hunter Spell by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
When Dumbledore hires three American Defense teachers, no one is sure what to think. Harry thinks that he's got more to worry about, with Voldemort on the loose and the Ministry in denial. But the Winchesters aren't normal Defense teachers, and Harry might have more help than he expects. AU Season 6 Supernatural and Book 5 OOTP Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/31/2018 - Published: 10/31/2015
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Stolen Child by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Jareth, Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Hell's Cauldron by INQ8448 reviews
Snape's away on a 'special mission' from the headmaster. When the seventh year Gryffindors take their first potions lesson with his substitute, word of a Potions Master with a pedigree for insults far worse than Snape's passes through the school. Who is this Master of the Cauldron? Gordon Ramsay, Devil of Hell's Cauldron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
What I Did at the Old City,by Urdnot Mordin, Age 5 by Foxfire1 reviews
"We'll name one of the kids after him. Maybe a girl." Unabashed familial fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - U. Wrex
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28458 - Favs: 25,958 - Follows: 16,530 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amicus Alter Ipse by SuNRisESuNSeT96 reviews
QLC 2: Their friendship was a strange one. Even now, over a decade after they'd first met, people still kept on pointing fingers at them and wondering aloud from behind their palms what exactly had made the scions of Houses Potter and Malfoy become friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Second Chances by servantofclio reviews
Twelve years after the end of the war, Shepard is living a quiet, retired life, having put her past behind her. An encounter with an old friend makes her reconsider some choices and just might give both of them another chance at happiness. A story about friendship, love, and blending families. FemShep/Garrus, references to past FemShep/Kaidan and Garrus/OC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4578 - Favs: 10,290 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mass Effect: Circular by Gregg Landsman reviews
It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Garson
Demon's Gambit by ardavenport reviews
Mac desperately needs help from his friend, Pete, when the secret to his success goes awry.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Pete T., MacGyver - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 357 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,497 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Which Snape Realizes He Has a Namesake by Jennasidee reviews
"Why must your offspring come and infiltrate these castle walls, continuing to haunt me with those eyes of your's?" Snape's portrait continued, raising a brow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The 86th Floor by Silvre Musgrave reviews
Ficlets, bits and pieces about the world's first superhero, Doc Savage, and his five friend/assistants. Nonslash, open to requests. Will be updated inconsistently.
Doc Savage - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Doc, Monk
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5547 - Favs: 12,342 - Follows: 6,034 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15062 - Favs: 23,844 - Follows: 9,737 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 544 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 7,192 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 5,419 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11289 - Favs: 21,164 - Follows: 7,213 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Life and Times of Alfie Owens reviews
After Rory Williams Pond fell to paradox and time, Alfie Owens led a fairly normal life: school, friends, girls, the usual. Then again, once one strange thing happens to you, you tend to attract more of them... especially when the Doctor is in. One of him is, anyway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon, 8th Doctor
Mad Men With Boxes reviews
A hot, delicious serving of crackfic, with a side of terrible, awful joke. Banana daiquiri to wash it down. Also: I might need a new beta reader, because I think I broke mine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Days Are Coming reviews
Children can be cruel. When one little girl pushes Amelia Pond too far, Amelia remembers what the Raggedy Doctor told her, and finds solace in his story. A short piece, with potential spoilers for TATM. K for a punch in the belly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Spell Dogs: 5 Things Fred & George Are Not Allowed To Do
Fred and George... what can you say about them? Corporal Potter has a great deal to say, mostly profanity. Inspired by the list of "Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do In the US Army," and suggested by my wife. Set in my "Spell Dogs" AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Mysterious Mr Pond reviews
Who is the old man who moved in down the street from Craig and Sophie Owens? Why does he know so much about ancient Rome; and the Doctor, the Owens' old friend? What is the plot that he and Alfie Owens are getting wrapped up in? And will Alfie end up grounded again? And why are we asking so many questions?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon, Rory W. - Complete
The Scene I Would Like to See in Mass Effect 3 reviews
Something I wrote a long time ago, just after ME2 came out... and before we knew if there would be an ME3. As Shepard, I was feeling a little bit put upon by the galaxy at large.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Sorrows Have Sails reviews
In a rare quiet moment, Garrus Vakarian learns something new about Jane Shepard. A very short piece, inspired by the song "Slip Away" by Ultravox.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Charles Pressly and the Art of Diplomacy reviews
Charles Pressly was a man who never cared much for aliens. Nothing personal, you understand... they just weren't us. These days, Pressly doesn't care much for that man he used to be. And you don't insult his friends, no matter what race they are. AN: Pressly is not a character choice, for some reason; does no one write Pressly?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/18/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Madness Effect reviews
Mass Effect: a saga where a hundred tiny details can alter the course of history. But what if it Sheperd remembered, not just the end, but everything that could have lead up to it? Extreme angst and depression warning. Also: potential spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Shepard, Ashley W. - Complete
Oswin Oswald, Junior Entertainment Manager reviews
We met the amazing Miss Oswin Oswald on the Dalek asylum world; but how did she end up there? A snippet of Oswin's life; minor, vague spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Oswin O. - Complete
How We Spent Our Holidays reviews
The Doctor and River are on their way to Christmas dinner at the Ponds' place. And, of course, they had to bring the kids along... but does the Doctor actually know where they are?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Thoughts of Future Passed reviews
Rory Williams waited for 2,000 years for Amy Pond because he loved her. Amy Pond waited 36 years for Rory Williams, and came to hate him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy
Our Man Jeff reviews
Amy's imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, wandered into Jeff Angelo's life-and bedroom-and wandered out. He was right, though: Jeff got his pick of jobs after he helped convince world alien experts to upload that virus. The problem is, now that he has the job, Jeff has no idea what he's doing... A look into the life of Jeff Angelo, from "The Eleventh Hour."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Last Stand of Kaidan Alenko reviews
When you are responsible for the lives of others, you make choices no one else wants to make. Commander John Sheperd made his choice. The many, over the one. Staff Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko made his, as well. The many, over himself. Today is the day Kaidan Alenko dies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kaidan A. - Complete
The Anniversary of River Song reviews
It's River's special day, but things are not working out for her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Spell Dogs: The Lovegood Op reviews
In this AU story, Harry is Corporal Harry Potter, commanding officer of Section 1 of the SPELL DOGS-the Special Law-enforcement Division Operations Group. In a world of magitech, Harry and the lads and lasses of Sec 1 fight terrorists, the occasional monster, and sometimes, each other, while keeping Great Britain safe. More or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
