![]() Author has written 8 stories for NCIS, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Harry Potter. I can eat 6 doughnuts in one sitting (nah, just kidding. i'm currently hungry so maybe that's why I think I can) 27 years old. Doctor (Hence, my sporadic updates. Sorry 'bout that) Fangirl. Ships TIVA. JISBON. REYLO. GENDRYA. ROMIONE. and DRAMIONE. Reformed Tumblr addict. Comic Book reader. Loves all things Star Wars, Wizarding World, and Marvel. I love crime shows, and spy shows, and funny shows, and a lot of other TV shows, (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. being my favorite of them all) My profile seemed bare, so I might as well put an NCIS drabble in here: Interrogation Room "Dude, seriously, passing gas is not the best way to start a conversation." Tony made a face which could be best described as a grimace. "If my partner was here she would definitely shoot you." "I kept telling that nerdy looking agent to let me out, but he didn't let me." "You are a suspect for a double homicide, pal. Why would Agent Dorney do that? Listen—" "No, you listen. If you do not let me out, gas might not be the only thing that I would pass!" Big dude was clenching his fists at every word. He's as pale as paper. Maybe even paler. "Why would I—oh. Oh. Uh-oh." Vance's implied NCIS rule numero uno: no releasing of bodily stuff (fluid or otherwise) inside the interrogation room. Though Tony was certain the director meant blood (or if any suspect pisses Ziva or Gibbs enough—teeth), he's kinda sure defecation all over the floor won't be allowed either. "Dorney!"He called out, panic laced his voice. "Escort the dude to the little boys’ room! Dorrnneeeeeeehh!" The big dude sighed in relief. "I could kiss you right now!" he stood up, but before he could reach his full height, another smelly surprise made its way back to Tony's nose. "Oh… god!" Tony covered his nose with his coat sleeve, but it wasn't enough to shield him from the brunt of it. "Think I'll pass. But please tell me that’s not the mother lode." If you like me enough to follow me, feel free to do so: mczony(dot)tumblr(dot)com I assure you, I do not eat people. Update (AS OF JUNE 2018): Forgive me for the scarcity (fine, complete absence) of story updates as of late. I'm currently busy with residency training, and this really made trying to find time writing quite difficult. I will be back soon once my schedule clears up a bit. I won't abandon any of my fics, I promise. Thanks! :-) |