![]() Author has written 7 stories for Degrassi. Hey My name is Nicole, I used to be Peaceluvchick11 Peaceloveclare@ Peace peepz :) :P :D The Stupid Test! Put an 'x' next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all the 'x's'. if you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid. Do NOT take this seriously. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. ~Total= 2~ () You have ran into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow () You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. () People have called you slow. ~Total= 6~ () You have accidentally caught something on fire. () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. () You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart”, you laugh. () You just laughed. ~Total= 0~ () Sometimes you just stop thinking . (x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through. () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. () You use your fingers to do simple math. ~Total= 1 ~ () You have eaten a bug. () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ~Total= 2~ () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you. (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. (x) You have fallen out of your chair before. (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. ~Total= 4 ~ 15 im not stupid :) LOL This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. |