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Joined 08-26-10, id: 2513222, Profile Updated: 10-02-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Currently working on 3 HP fanfictions but I have only posted two up here so far. I enjoy reading fantasy and historical fiction books so you can expect that in my next fanfic :D

Hi there, my name is Sydney. I am an aspiring artist but I quite enjoy writing. I'm known to my friends as the hyper one but when something is serious I am serious. I have recently become a Dramione shipper through A Very Potter Musical/Sequel but I respect the original ships in the books. J.K. Rowling can have any and all claims over Harry Potter, even though I would love to claim to have written it I could never write something that awesome.

Ships I support:

FredxHermione (I love this pairing! Sorry Ron, move over, coz Fred Weasley is coming to town. I don't hold anything against you though!)

GinnyxBlaise (when Blaise is a boy. I've seen FFs where Blaise is a girl and it's confusing me so I use Blaise as a boy)

GinnyxHarry (not too sure on this one)

DracoxHermione

DracoxGinny

RonxHermione

NevillexLuna (I just love this pairing!)

LilyxSnape

AngelinaxFred

FleurxBill

DumbledorexGrindelwald

Ships I do not support:
SnapexHarry (I'm sorry but just no. I'm not homophobic in any way but Harry and Snape are not right for each other.)

PansyxDraco

McGonagallxSnape

DumbledorexAnyone that isn't Grindelwald. (If Dumbledore became interested in anyone else in the later books I have a feeling he wouldn't have been as crazy/happy go lucky. I love Dumbledore and his old ways, he is one funny old coot.)

My favourite characters from HP:

Draco - Fangirl sigh

Hermione - The coolest girl on earth (goddamit)

Fred Weasley - Do I really need to say anything?

Ginny - She is tall and fun and pretty :D

Luna - Come on! Who doesn't love Luna?

Neville - He's just so sweet!

Stereotypes suck. If you think people should just shut the f*ck up, post this on your profile (Make yours BOLD)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (relatively anyway. I don't think so but my friend says I am...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Not straight As, just smart.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A FEW GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

^^ I love how many of mine actually contradict/agree with each other xDDD

And I stole this from someone else's profile.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sydizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Fox

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ellen Linnet

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lansyles (AWESOME!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Capri

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sapphire (or Black Crystal. I have two awesome cats. No we didn't name them, we adopted them from the RSPCA)

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Lizard Stalker (if you get bitten by certain types of lizard it can be very dangerous. Yes, very dangerous indeed.)

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Bandanna. (Ooooh, scary xD)

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McBurney's Point by nsane1 reviews
In which an insignificant body part is temporarily Natasha's undoing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
Each Man Kills The Thing He Loves by CaringIsNotAnAdvantage reviews
"You've dedicated your life to protecting your country, Mycroft Holmes." Moriarty began softly. "How far will you go? I'm not asking much, really, just your dear brother's life. Will you do that for me? Sacrifice your brother to protect your country?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Go by GreatPretending reviews
Kurt and Blaine make the mistake of climbing through the window of an old, abandoned building, neither knowing what it has in store. But Kurt finds that he can communicate with his mother, so was it really a mistake? Semi-horror story with Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Present Meets the Future by Technophobia678 reviews
Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Under Your Skin by MonPetitCoeur reviews
It all began with his innocent baby penguin comment. Then came the ridiculous teasing. Kurt Hummel is out to prove that he is not THAT innocent. That he could also be dirty and sexy. What else could be better than express it through a song?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'm Just Missing You by lifeinapizzabox reviews
Letters from George to Fred 17 years after his death. Warning, it is a little bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Help A Brother Out by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
Harry gets help with his mediocre dancing skills from Neville and also learns why he loves it so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Woeful Wizards: Philosopher's Stone by Woeful Wizards reviews
The common sense goes down and the melodrama goes up. Be prepared for the scarily short first season of Woeful Wizards. A soap opera based on Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Sixth Sense by DivawearspradaXglee reviews
THIS IS ONE OF THE SECRET STORIES! Kurt's acting weird and Blaine and the glee club start to notice. Something is seriously wrong with Kurt, but what? Can they save him in time? rated M because I'm paranoid of the future content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Where's mine professor! by JustaBitBored reviews
Hermione has a rant to her professor about something that's been troubling her for a while. Bad a summarys, give it a read, just a bit of fun :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Age was Not a Question by Draco-Zelda reviews
"We were just going to talk - that was all..." Severus/Hermione. What happens when things get a bit hot at the astronomy tower?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Vesper212 reviews
Warblers in action! Dalton is taken over by hostage takers and Blaine is a BAMF. What do the bad guys want and will Kurt and the Warblers survive? I just want to see the boys kicking-ass. AU: Mystery, Suspense, Humor, Smut and some violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
They say it's your birthday by demonprincess17 reviews
So, today is Chris Colfer's birthday, so I decided to write a birthday-fic. Only, I don't like to write fics with the actors, so this is a Kurt birthday fic. Klaine,friend!Blinn Blaine and Finn
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Clocks and Rhymes by thewinchestersangel reviews
A potion's side effects has Draco unable to speak anything but the truth. And rhyme. Draco's afraid he'll spill it to Harry that he loves him. Harry thinks Draco's being adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masks by foraworldundeserving reviews
She knew that she'd alienated herself from almost everybody who could possibly mean something to her. But she also seemed to grasp a truth that nobody else in this stupid naive little high school could understand - the importance of the bully. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sue S. - Complete
GLEE: Global Liaison to ExtraTerrestrial Entities by Top Magician Fran reviews
The special agents of GLEE are the first line of defense for our planet against the paranormal and strange. Special Agent Kurt Hummel and his friends put their lives on the line everyday, is it worth it? AU, Eventual Klaine and other cannon pairings
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,768 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shipping Psychology by Eowyn Rain reviews
It's amazing what you learn from what somebody ships. Kurt is Team Edward. Blaine is Team Jacob. But why? Sweet and Crackish, with Wes and David! D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Distracted by wallflower009 reviews
My first upload. Read between the lines. A poem, on how Hermione gets distracted about thoughts on a boy. Uncertainty, admiration...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G.
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What A Very Potter Musical Had Taught Me by parawr reviews
What A Very Potter Musical Had Taught Me. Just a bit of cussing, but not that much. I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Regaining Her Muchness by RosalindJones reviews
Sequel to 'Time to Say Goodbye'. Suddenly, I felt an odd lurch in my stomach. I tried to breathe, but the air would not go down my throat. "Wait!" I tried to say. "It's poisoned." I whispered before falling to the ground and blacking out.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Killed with a Kiss by FallIntoTheGrey reviews
After Jack is rescued from the Locker, Elizabeth is still tormented by guilt. But Jack feels no sympathy for her as he searches for the right punishment for her. Did the Locker turn Jack's heart black or is the man he was still there under the darkness?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Instant Message by licoricelaces reviews
Wizards discover the internet, and craziness ensues. Deaths are not applicable, as some people who have died are alive, while others are still dead. This doesn't really make any chronological sense.. Anyone in the books could appear woohoo!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Nagini, James P.
Hermione, Draco likes you by thinkingfuriously reviews
Rewriting this story! Hermione was drinking water when Pansy turned to her. "Hermione, Draco likes you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Messed Up April Fool's Day! by Mevv reviews
“Hermione, why are you arguing with Malfoy?” Hermione angrily turned towards Ron who instantly knew it was the wrong question to ask. “Because that’s what married couples do!” GASP! GROAN! THUD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Family Trouble by peanutdust reviews
Hermione and Draco have been named joint guardians of a child. Surely there must be some mistake, they both know nothing about raising a child let alone doing anything together. Is this the catalyst needed to bring them together or the wedge to drive them permanently apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,582 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
2 weeks in Romania by Burning-candlelight reviews
Can a 2 week holiday change someone for good? Find out what occurs when Hermione Granger spends 2 weeks with Charlie Weasley in a foreign country. AU *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,689 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Reconciliation by TravelingRoses reviews
It’s been a long time since Petunia Dursley has seen her nephew. But she’s about to get a wake up call in the form of three siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
A Dance With Fate by Canopus Carina reviews
2007 They had sacrificed their childhood to the cause of the Light and survived. Yet some curse would take down the their main support, his best friend? 1977 Hogwarts employs a mysterious addition who teaches them much more than fighting the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Remus L., Harry P.
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by BlueEyedFairy reviews
Things change, as always. Hermione's hard time accepting that she was adopted, added on by meeting her actual parents who are purebloods, and last finding that she now has an arranged marriage with her one true enemy... Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,072 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Of OOCness and School Wide Orgies by scrawling purple ink reviews
[Oneshot, the butchering of Hermione x Draco] A parody on the cliches of Hr x D fics, not meant to be taken seriously. Follow our favorite pair as they indulge in embarassing shower scenes, headmasters with twinkling eyes, and other cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Echoes of Silence by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Hermione is abused at home... Fred's in love with her, but hasn’t acted on it because he thinks his brother Ron is also in love with her. An Hr FW story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Hogwarts Watches reviews
Hogwarts watches Harry Potter. With a twist. Only his death defying stunts will be shown. Set in OOtP. Will Umbridge's plan work? Who are Warner Brothers? And who will show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
I Have Been Changed For Good
Hermione/Draco friendship implied romance . Songfic to "For Good" from the legendary broadway musical 'Wicked'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts: The Chatroom reviews
What happens when Hogwarts finds an online chatroom? What happens when people start to confess their love? What happens when Boo Radley leaves the chatroom? Who knows? I don't! XD AVPM AND AVPS QUOTES INCLUDED! I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010
When you're near, My scar starts to hurt reviews
Spoof of The Call by Regina Spektor. Whenever Voldemort is near, Harry's scar starts to hurt. Harry's POV. HP C J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort is not one of us reviews
Songfic to the LK2 song One Of Us. Voldemort has never been a part of the wizarding world, even as Tom Riddle. Harry Potter spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Fred, Why can't you see?
You belong with me! This is a spoof of Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me song. Fred/HP Stuff C J.k. Rowling. I hope you like it :D Some lines are a bit rushed and I swear I got the wrong lyrics but oh well xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Fred W. - Complete
Ron Sings Forget You reviews
Ron singing about seeing Hermione and Draco around town. Parody of Forget You by Ce Lo Green. No flames please. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Ron W. - Complete