The only thing im putting on here is funny stuff or stuff i like too say so if you want something sereous go to someone else or watch Harry Potter.

Im at that age where my brian went form 'I probably shouldnt say that' to 'What the hell, lets see what happons'.-random pic from google.

Life is all about ass. You're either married to an ass, divorced from a ass or trying to forget an ass. You're either working your ass off, sweating your ass off, laughing your ass off, kickikng ass, kissing ass, spanking ass, hauling ass, wiping ass, busting ass, trying to get a piece of ass or, you are an ass.-random pic from google.

A boss is like a biaper...Always on your ass, and usually full of shit.-random pic from google.

Me and you is friends you smile, I smile, you hurt, I hurt, you cry, I cry, you jump of a bridge, I gana miss your E-mails.-random pic from google.

I was normal, untill I met a bunch of losers. These days, I call these losers my best friends.-random pic from google.

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said, I'd be poor.-random pic from google.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.-random pic from google.

teacher-Look the equation is simple, If I have five bottles in one hand, and six bottls in the other, what do I have?

kid-A drinking problm?

teacher-No! the anser is eleven bottles!! ELEVEN!

kid-thats still a lot, you should maybe look into counselling.-random pic from google.

sorry I missed your call, I took too long to anser 'cause I was dancing to the ringtone.-random pic from google.

Life is to short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh ay your self, call me...I'll laugh at you.-random pic from google.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.-random pic from google.(thas the secret to get thwe(sp?) school.)

Why do we need school? Music: we have Youtube Sport: Thers a wii Spanis: Theres Dora English: everything's shortend anyway (LOL, BRB, IDK) Math: thats why we have calculaters Geography: I'll buy a glode History: there all dead anyway.-random pic from google.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the reason why I have trush issues.-pic from google.

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tiered of solving them for you.- pic from google.

I'm shy at first but...I do the stupidest random *hit when I get comfortable with someone.-pic from google.(so true)

OK kind of lied, now that I have a story up, I'll put some states things on my profile. Oh and you should probuly know, I am ADHD and Dislexic. I am OUT of highschool as of right now. I am 19 and female. If you want to know more PM me.

Ruby Fujiykoa- This story is on the back back burnner. (I'm thinking about re-wrighting this completely.)

Tsuna Dragneel- I own nothing but my own twist to the story.

UPDATING SCEDUWALL(SP?) My life is unpredicabl. There for-I have no clue.

I got this from Tsuiyo Theta

OK people I was born in 96, dose that mean I'm a 90's kid?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (I still do...)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls (My sister had some...I didn't like them)
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.

98 of teenagers of tried smoking pot. If your part of the 2 that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Abortion is not a right!! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile! There is only one time abortion is acceptable, and that is when the mother's life is in danger. Other than that, no.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Tsuiyo Theta,

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu, Tsuiyo Theta, Heart of Fire and Ice,

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu, Tsuiyo Theta

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever clapped your hands together, or drawn an alchemy circle and tried to preform alchemy, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sony is OUT OF THEIR MIND if they are even thinking about a "PS4", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a warm fuzzy feeling inside whenever someone says exactly what your thinking in these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Real Name

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Elin (I have a street name?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Valkalon

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Coca-cola

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): ...I never cared to ask...

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spunky

If are a child inside and watch a lot of cartoons copy this to your profile

If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile

If you ever just danced for no good reason, Just for the fun of it copy this to your profile

If you always wanted to be in a cartoon copy this to your profile

If you have a weird laugh copy this to your profile

If you ever just singed out loud for no reason copy this to your profile

If you were invisible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile

PURPLE PANCAKES!!! If your really random copy this to your profile. (As you can tell by the layout of my profile :3)

If you ever cried because of a movie copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? small one on my knee, my bed bit me...

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? things

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, but I have weird dreams...

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Nightcore

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? nope

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to know why you are asking me this

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? things

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my bowling trophies

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? no clue

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? nope

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? A person

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Vanella

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't really care.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? a place

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni, sausage, chees

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? something eatable

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? no clue

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't care.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? cats

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Don't. They'll know, if you care about them enough.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: One to a hundred

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? it matters?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? one of my friends

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Life

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Shinny things

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? not that I remember...

37. FIRST JOB? Smoothie maker...school

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? nope...ok I lied, sorry, I tried to see if 8675309 was a real number.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE BEING INTERVIEWED? Mentally cussing anyone out.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? IDK

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? no clue

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? none...ok depends if my husband can convince me

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yep

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? nope

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? You make it sound like I care enough to pay attention

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? nope

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Meat

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Zoning out

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have CD's that I don't like

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No clue

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Nope

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I lesson to music.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Bowling Ally

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Toys

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Numbers

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Regrettably, kind of.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Idk. That they're a person? Or not a person?

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I have nicknames?

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Skillet, Fall Out Boy, Bowling for Soup, Panic at the Diso

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Can't decide too many...

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Well I haven't taken the SAT or ACT

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint Chocolate Chip

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Um, yes...

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Running around to much...

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There wasn't a 64? Oh well why should I care?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 60-70

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Meh.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nightcore

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? some kind of soda...

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Get over it by the Egils

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Justin Bieber, and many many other things

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October, B-day and Percy Jackson comes out near my B-day

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpios, I am one.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Let me think, hum, nope! Don't care!

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Doctor Who

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas, Halloween.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I sing and tried to play the guitar but couldn't find a teacher...

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? It doesn't matter.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships but I keep getting one night stands ish for some reason...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Ponky

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't drive yet, but my parents have a HHR.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? For fun, nothing i'm looking for a new one. For school, ...

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I got no life...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices!
1) Re-post and show you care!
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down and cold-heart

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have a mom who tells you countless times to wash your hands when you already know, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever spun in a circle so many times that the whole room was spinning around you and you fell to the floor, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever jumped on the bed before and had so much fun, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile to make it longer

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't, you are heartless and have no soul.