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Joined 06-03-10, id: 2388569, Profile Updated: 07-29-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

This is an account for my English fanfics. They are probably all going to be Hetalia-fics, since it's my main fandom. Someone might recognize me as Sealand (of the long letters) from different first generation "Letters to the world" fics.

Short facts:

Name: Biotu for short.
Gender:
do you even need to ask that?
From:
Tino's place
Read fanfiction: since 2005, but on a different account
Fandoms: mostly Hetalia, sometimes Ouran Host club, Baccano! etc.

I read fanfiction mostly in English, but also in Finnish and Swedish. But there really aren't that many Hetalia fics in Swedish...

fav Hetalia-pairings (randomly):

PruCan
PruAust (well, Prussia is awesome)
SpainxAustria (a.k.a Habsburg)
FrUk

and many more, I'm a fan of crack!pairings so it's no use to list them all. There's no pairing too wierd as long as it's well written. I also don't really have OTP pairings in the true sense, since I read almost anything.

Update 19.9 2011

Two years ago, I discovered Hetalia. I began reading the fanfictions when their number was still under 12k. That being said, I have kind of outgrown Hetalia since. I still come back to read my favourites and to support my friends, but I do not write Hetalia anymore. I might publish some old material but otherwise I'm dead to the active Hetalia community.

Another reason to why it is difficult for me to continue writing is that I am an exchange-student at the moment. So although I have my dear laptop Alice with me in my hostcountry, I can't lock myself up in my own little world. Thank you to everyone who has commented on my stories, thank you so much for your support and welcome back at anytime for fluff.
gros bisous
Biotu

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Pain No One Sees by freeflyingspirt reviews
Romano had a hard time loving and being loved. Growing up he always planned to take his own life, but fate seemed to think differently. Fate gave him a handsome Spaniard to save him. *Warning blood, cutting, near death experience, language, and yaoi*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
One Big Misunderstanding by mistamie reviews
Alfred comes home after being held as a POW to learn his lover has married another. He goes into hiding, adopting a child named Anna, who 15 years later is employed under a Mr. Kirkland, who thinks his lover is dead. Will they see the truth from lies?USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two of a kind by wolf of infinity reviews
Have you ever thought about how England and Norway can both see magical creatures, and thought that they would make great friends? I have, which is why I've decided to write a series of one-shots about them. AU England and Norway friendship. Various genre
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - England/Britain, Norway
UnWanted by Katrara reviews
Arthur wasn't wanted as a baby and put up for adoption while his parents fled England. Why would they leave their baby behind? What will Arthur do when he goes to America for college only to find that his roommate was adopted by the parents that left him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - America, England/Britain
Mein Bruder by Life's Shadows reviews
This is a Berlin Wall fic. It starts out when Prussia first finds Germany. Has implied violence and blood-it's a war, after all. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Blackbird's nest by funnyhowthisworks reviews
It is not when you move into a house, it becomes your home. It is not when you first turn your key around in the lock; you walk inside and know that this house, this house is mine. Human!AU, France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Nil Desperandum by Lily Winterwood reviews
Hogwarts is all but a dream now to the Nations, especially for Arthur Kirkland as he faces Voldemort's totalitarian regime. Sequel to Blurring House Lines; follows plotline of Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Perilous Times by Soot reviews
Sequel to 'Toy Soldiers'. Arthur has made himself ill; Francis gets protective; Matthew feels trapped between a rock and a hard place; Gilbert feels sexy and doesn't care who knows and Alfred should really think about some good places to hide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - England/Britain, France
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Ask Me Why by Mister Diddums reviews
In which Arthur is deliriously happy he is in love and loved. Mashup of Beatles lyrics, and songfic. I don't own Hetalia or Beatles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sealand's Spare Time by RainbowEmu reviews
Some people ride bikes in their spare time. Some go swimming under the summer sun. Others express their artistic abilities. But not Sealand. Not Sealand...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sealand
Mourning Of The Heart by Demasiado Piola reviews
Out of all the people in Europe he certainly isn't expecting HIM to be there standing in front of him, soaked from head to toe and trembling slightly. No, he isn't worried... just a little curious...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Nobody Expects! by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
When Spain burst into the G8, America was expecting Germany to yell at him, not to England to...react like that! Why didn't he stop? Why was France laughing creepily and Japan with a camera? Why didn't England stop? USUK One-Shot /Monty Python reference/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Banned? by One-Hundred Percent Juice reviews
Gilbert sees a commercial for a time machine, and convinces Matthew to buy it for him. Unfortunately for Gilbert, it doesn't work. That is, until Matthew decides to try it out, and accidentally heads to a future he never thought he would see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Commercial trouble by FinalEnix reviews
These are multiple stories based of Dutch commercials and I might use some funny ones from different countries later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Netherlands
The British Invasion by theBrutalityofReality reviews
In late 1963, Alfred mishears something on the radio. He now believes that Arthur is planning to invade him with mutant "Beatles". No yaoi, features The Beatles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Finland's Diaries by Salmiakkirae reviews
Sealand decides to read Finland's diaries with Wy. He wants to find tips how to make everybody recognize him as an independent nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Finland, Sealand - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Eloquent by Sahrah Marmlade-Leonhart reviews
Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Parties, Hats and Lists by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
Gilbert and Matthew discover that wearing costumes, getting stone drunk, and kissing your best friend might just be the remedy for a broken heart. Crazy one shot of no real plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Good Advice by Iggycat reviews
Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Rabbit by not-stillwell reviews
"He never rejected me…" England let his face fall. "I mean, how could he if I never told the git how I felt…?" France comforts England when he feels like he can't go on. FrUK France/England or UK Unrequited US/UK hinted US/Russia. Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lady Liberty by And Thus- I Fangirled reviews
The way to Alfred's heart is through his stomach. The way to Matthew's is through his brother. FrancexCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Awesome Advice by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,362 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Lágrimas Sucias by EulaliaGal reviews
Spain/England. "Ne, Arthur, we've never really loved each other, have we? I'm just a replacement; and so are you." For Spain and England, it's never been about love; just blood and lust and a way to pass the time as their beloved grow slowly up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spain, England/Britain
Fathers, Be Good to Your Daughters by staccato ramble reviews
She was a girl of many names. For a long time, Åland lived happily with her Isä and her Pappa. Then the war came and Sweden had to go away.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Minor Fall, the Major Lift by Thanatos God of the Dead reviews
Switzerland can't stop thinking about Austria. Their last encounter left deep impressions on both of them, stirring emotions neither knew possible of themselves. Unofficial sequal to Shatterdoll's, C Sharp. Warning: lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Näkkileipäluuseri by Wex-sama reviews
Tanska kertoo muille pohjoismaille tarinaa ja paikalle ilmaantuu muitakin kuuntelijoita, joilla kaikilla on kertomuksesta omat mielipiteensä.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
An Unfeasible Dream by TheFifteenthMoon reviews
The House of Habsburg is crumbling, and so too is Spain and Austria's marriage. Now, all Roderich can think of is what could have happened if a certain someone had intervened at the wedding. Prussia/Austria, heavily inferred Spain/Austria. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
I'm glad you exist by pirateANDelf reviews
It's August 1st and Vash wishes for his birthday to be kept to being a nice dinner with his sister like always. But this year someone might be joining them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Don't You Cry by drown.in.flames reviews
Sometimes he thought he could see her in the pale winter moonlight. 'Don't you cry,' the angel would say, 'angels never fade away, I'll be watching over you.' Songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/31/2010 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
Awake by Treyen reviews
Prussia must have some reason for barging into Austria's house in the middle of a night. And if Austria can decide: it'd better be a good one
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Boy on the New Shore by Naeshira reviews
Columbus wasn't the first to reach the new world. Norwegian Vikings arrived in Canada first. Here's the first meeting between those two countries. Just a sweet little story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Canada, Norway - Complete
In Any Language by drown.in.flames reviews
The world's countries are suffering through a crisis, are these their last words? -story better than summary-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Food, Glorious Food reviews
Romano has had enough of that Spaniard who is spreading around lies about their non-existing relationship and decides to have his revenge. By forcing that certain Spaniard to eat terrible food. -One sided Spamano, GEN, Warning for forcing people to eat things. Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Welcome back to my life reviews
Sixteen year old Toris Lorinatis, from the music majors, was having a great time on the yearly school's Winter Ball. The only thing that was not going as planned was that Russian constantly looking at him and his Polish friend. -Fluffy RusLiet oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Snowboards and weird Finnish traditions reviews
America and Finland are spending the weekend in the Finnish North, when Tino decides to demonstrate a Finnish tradition. A tradition that France probably could have invented... -for catskid's ULTIMATE FANFICTION CHALLENGE, AmericaxFinland-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - America, Finland - Complete