Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.

He wished she'd kill more. The Grim Reaper/Olive Specter.

He had loved each Yeul, and suffered their entire lives knowing that they would be lucky to live past their twentieth birthday. Of course, while he had loved each and everyone of them, there were some that he preferred over others.

"Although they had the same soul, every one of them was unique!" again and again and again and-

It all started when Lightning and Fang find out that their tea has been spiked. But Vanille just wants everyone to be happy: like sugars and rainbows. What's so wrong with that?

The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.

Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.

Cracked adventures with the cast! Read on!

Pretty, bubbly girl like Vanille? Who wouldn't want her? That's why puberty sucks, and that's why Fang decides to vanquish her suitors. One. By. One. It's not like she has issues. Just a sisterly concern, really. Yep, sisterly- nevermind.

Vanille's first mistake was asking Fang. Her second mistake? Following a book titled '99 Ways to Get a Guy.' VanillexLightning. Crack.

When the sounds Vanille makes in battle begins distracting everyone and Lightning finds herself at the wrong end of a spear a bit too often, she decides to resolve the situation. Fanille. Crackish.

Basically a funny crack fic of everything about FF:XIII-2 that has been released so far. This was written for laughs, so please have a read and discover the hilarity that is FF:XIII-2! One-shot.

Ronald has his female friends at the office. Grell is a wild flirt. What about sensible William's love life?

She dreams of carousels and fairy lights, and he dreams of alleyways and hazy smoke. -Xiaorang, Oneshot-

The warrior wields his sword. The maiden wears her claws. The assasin poisons her knife. The beserker swings his axe. And two gems will collide.

Even Sebastian's strict aesthetics and ties to duty can be broken. Love is a powerful enemy... Sebastian/Cat. No, seriously.

There's a smirk on my face as I turn away to leave, "'Course you don't. Because, you know, actions speak louder than words." -Xiaorang, Oneshot-

Every thing about it was so damn wrong, so very damn wrong. But they had learned to ignore the stares, trained themselves to block their ears. All for each other. Short oneshot drabble AloisxTanaka.

Life is a piece of cake. A look inside the deeply complex mind of our beloved Ling Xiaoyu.

The story of what would happen after MGS4. *Spoilers* Note that this is a parody, and, odds are, will offend fans.

Bartholomew knew he wasn't the perfect father. But never, ever, did he raise a hand to his son.

this is a bit of pure CRACK that came to me after watching the current eppisode of Kuro2 epp 8 to be specific so this is basicaly my re-writen version of the ending to that particular episode the title gives away the heart of it xD

After Tseng humiliates Reno all over Shinra, Reno decides it's time for a little revenge...with some brilliantly forged paperwork. Credit to Vietta for her story "Gettin' Lucky". Go read it, I tell you! Rated for mild language and exploding aliens.

Alois enjoys licking people. Commence insanity, uncensored sexiness, and blood. Oh, and also lots of licking a la Alois. Alois/everyone, Alois/himself, Alois/priest/Druitt, Alois/Claude/Ciel/Sebastian

COMPLETE CRACK! About Kuroshitsuji II...Alois stole Ciel's show!

Xiao gets her hands on Tekken 6, and things seriously don't look good. Idea is from a sketch I drew ages ago!

Was in a bit of a rut, so I wrote this drabble. Basically May, Misty and Dawn ELF over Super Junior. XD Sorry I left a few people out.

There's just no pleasing women. -Kuma x Panda, Oneshot-

Steve tried to warn her. Lili didn't listen.

When Suzaku suggests Lelouch make his own MySpace page, what could possibly go wrong? Follow Lelouch as he falls victim to instant messaging, electronics, gaming, memes, and more! A story internet users can relate to. Rated T for some minor language.

what happens when inuyasha and kagome and ichijo find themselves in a room. and the endings weird. so you dont like then... BUG OFF!

Has anyone ever done a HarryPotterxTekken crossover? No? Too bad... Who knew the HP characters and the Tekken crew had so much in common? R&R plz!

A goffik girl comes to Hogwarts where she falls in love with Drako and another pupil. You get to know about the great goffik outfits they wear too.I wonder is anyone can guess what famous fic this parodies?

AU oneshot Kaede is a kindergarten teacher. All hell breaks loose when Miroku asks that one fatal question during class...

Sango decides to take a little vacation, and needs to find a double to pose as her while she's gone. Will she get caught, or will she be able to pull the ultimate switcharoo? InuyashaSCII crossover. R&R Complete and now re-edited!

One-shot. Miroku gains an immunity against...you can guess what or read on! R&R

Silly skit in which Sango agrees to Miroku's question... under a condition. Lots of silliness and Crossdressing involved. (SangoMiroku)

Hmm. Don't want to ruin this. Late night at a campfire. Sango and Miroku watch something somewhat amusing.