Hey guys. I'm not new to FanFiction, but this is my first Inuyasha fic. Wanted to broaden my horizons. You can hear more about that at the END of the fic. This is a one-shot, and I don't own Inuyasha or any of the characters!

Another note: This was inspired by the character Quagmire on Family Guy, which I also don't own.

Ha! Immunity!

SMACK! The sound broke the calm silence engulfing the wilderness. It was obvious who did it, to whom, and for what reason. But this time, something was a little different.

Miroku put a hand on his cheek. "Did you just slap me, Sango?" he asked. Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare, amazed at the odd question just asked.

"I most certainly did!" Sango snapped. Her hand was balled into a fist and a vein in her head was throbbing.

"That's what I thought, but I didn't feel it." Everyone's jaws were hanging now.

"I can fix that easily." She brought her hand back. SMACK! This time, it was so loud that a few passersby took a wary glance at them. Miroku recovered quickly. "Nope. Not that time, either." Now even Sango was shocked.

"What's going on?" she asked, puzzled.

"It's no big deal. Sango's just getting soft," Inuyasha concluded. Sango turned to face him, but Kagome stepped in front of her. "Allow me," Kagome said, and without turning, she gave him the dreaded three-lettered order:

"Sit." CRASH!

"Now," Kagome started, "the way I see it, there are a couple of reasons that could explain the events." Kagome paused, whether for dramatic effect or to make sure that they were still listening to her, whatever works. "One possibility is that Miroku has gained immunity." Silence. Kagome was expecting this, so she continued. "Immunity is when the body suffers so many afflictions that it begins to recognize it and is no longer harmed by it. It looks like Miroku is immune to being slapped by Sango." Kagome sighed heavily. And all this time I thought I'd never need health class…

"So that means I can slapped as much as I want and not get hurt?"

"Well, yes, possib-" Kagome was interrupted by shouts of joy.

"I never thought this day would come! Miracles do happen! My prayers have been answered!" Miroku starts skipping around Sango, who is standing perfectly still. "Things are going to be different now, really different!"

Kagome and Inuyasha stand off to the side, watching this weird display.

"He didn't let me finish. The other possibility is that his cheek went numb and he can't feel anything there."

"Quiet!" Inuyasha hushed her. "It should get interesting soon."

Miroku was still skipping, but now he was singing, "Immunity! Immunity!" over and over. Quietly, Sango equipped the Hiraikotsu and swung it hard one time. Miroku went flying, grinning the whole way. Sango looked to the horizon in the direction that Miroku went and yelled, "Hey Miroku! Immune to that?"

And that's it, my friends, that's it. I made it short on purpose…didn't want to drag it out for too long. I will gracefully take all reviews, good and bad, I'd just like to hear from you all. And to anyone who is interested on how I decided to switch from DBZ to Inuyasha, here's my story:

-Phenomenon wrote DBZ stories only-

Phenomenon: Yay! DBZ!

-Phenomenon was happy that way-

Phenomenon: Yay! I'm happy!

-But Phenomenon didn't get very many reviews-

Phenomenon: aww…

-So Phenomenon decided she needed to change-

Phenomenon: I know! I'll write Inuyasha fics!

-And so she did, writing in a totally different style in a totally different anime, hoping for more reviews-

Phenomenon: I know I can do it!

HELP ME OUT HERE, REVIEW!