I'm a 40 something year old married, working mom. I love to read and I'm a huge fan of the Southern Vampire Mysteries especially Eric & Sookie. "So I Married a Dead Guy" is my first attempt at fanfiction as well as anything longer than a journal entry. My inspiration behind writing it, along with it's sequals, is the terrible treatment Sookie and Eric have suffered at the hands of Alan Ball and regrettably, Charlaine Harris. Though I'll be forever grateful Ms. Harris gave us the viking god, after that terrible, horrible, craptastic ending, I wonder what the hell she was thinking.

Those of you who've read "Dead Guy" already know I'm not one for the drama. I'm more into writing the dynamics of Sookie & Eric's relationship and how they deal with all the crap TOGETHER. There is no high school "who will Sookie chose" subplot. They're together and I aim to keep them that way. If you're looking for death, destruction and heartache, I'm not the writer for you. However, if you find you need a respite from the constant angst of SVM, TB & FF, please come in. I do this for fun and I want the readers to have fun. Of course there will be conflicts here and there to keep the story interesting but I strive to leave the readers smiling and feeling happy as well as a little horny. Rest assured, there will always be juicy lemons in my world.

If my stories/chapters/updates touch you in any way, please tell me. I'm a struggling amateur and reviews help me see what's working and what needs improvement. Unless you're on the other end of the screen, you have no idea how much a review means to the writer. Please keep this in mind as you read my work as well as the countless other writers in the fanfiction world.

Peace & Love,

Hippychik

So I Married A Dead Guy links:

To see Sookie's ring, visit http:///photo/my-images/577/sringx.jpg/ The Viking chose well!

Sookie's wedding dress can be found here: http:///photo/my-images/88/sweddingdressu.jpg/

The Tango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD_2Xm9DpR0

Sookie's Jewels: http:///photo/my-images/20/sjewels.jpg/

My Big Fat Vamp Honeymoon links:

My Youtube video homage to Eric & Sookie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upGA52RNRo

The inspiration behind Eric & Sookie's enchanted cottage: http:///img7/2536/ba2m.jpg

Dead Trouble In Little Shreveport links:

Sookie's closet: http:///g/339/67757992.jpg/

Pam's Picks: http:///p/22776899083

Sookie's building: http:///img207/3773/soffice.jpg

Sookie's borrowed club dress: http:///img42/993/69357344.jpg

Addicted To Alex video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kklo5I7r7I

Naughty Nightie Link:

Sookie's ill fated gown: http:///img10/376/naughtienighty.jpg

Three is a Magic Number Links:

Sookie's party dress: http:///a/img109/6724/agd2.jpg

Caroline Bellefleur's Cake Recipe: http:///2011/10/caroline-holliday-bellefleurs-chocolate.html

Love at First Bite link: http:///jgtftS4MF0Y

Sookie's little black dress: http:///a/img35/7198/z4u3.jpg

Sookie's Caddy: http:///a/img577/5595/ngn6.jpg

Sookie's Benz: http:///a/img835/6123/o7ub.jpg

Story Banners:

So I Married A Dead Guy: http:///img822/6393/soimarriedadeadguy.jpg

My Big Fat Vamp Honeymoon: http:///img845/7448/mybigfatvamphoneymoon.jpg

Dead Trouble In Little Shreveport: http:///img24/7411/deadtrouble.jpg

Three Is A Magic Number: http:///img577/8154/ky54.jpg

Dream Casting Couch

Ever wonder who authors think of when they write their stories? Well, here is a peek inside my brain featuring the beloved characters created by Charlaine Harris as well as the few I've dreamed up. They encompass all three stories and as more are introduced or put into play, I'll add their links too. I left the ones alone that had already been casted by TB except Claudine, who was all wrong and Holly, who I felt was aged only to be a love interest for Andy. So lets get started.

Claudine: Jane Leeves. She's beautiful, has a pixie look about her and her comedic timing is perfect for my craziness. http:///img38/1882/claudine.gif

Amelia: Mila Kunis. She's got beauty, brains and balls and after Black Swan, I could so see her hooking up with Pam. http:///img404/4662/ameliag.jpg

Niall: Jason Isaacs. He was the dastardly Lucius Malfoy but still dreamy to watch. The perfect combination for a fairy prince. http:///img191/8508/niall.jpg

The Oracle: Michelle Pfeiffer. Chick is a goddess! Need I say more? http:///img577/26/theoracle.jpg

The Pythoness: Helena Bonham Carter. Totally awesome actress and with the right makeup, she'd make an absolutely terrifying Pythoness. http:///img713/4535/thepythoness.jpg

Ukweli: Body building champion Nicole Bass. http:///img17/5796/ukweli.jpg

Matokeo: Body building champion Christine Roth. http:///img13/5494/matokeo.jpg

Mr. Cataliades: Robbie Coltrane. Shave Haggrid's beard, cut his hair and you have yourself a demon lawyer. http:///img861/1003/cataliades.jpg

Holly: Drew Barrymore. I could totally see her with Hoyt. http:///img13/4011/hollyx.jpg

Felicia: Stacy Dash. I think she secretly is a vampire. She hasn't aged a day in 20 years. http:///img266/2891/felisha.jpg

Kanoa: Jason Momoa. If you missed Game of Thrones this past spring, find it and watch if only for Jason's Khal Drogo. http:///img856/3576/jasonmomoadevilsdouble0.jpg

Julie: Emma Stone. Loved her in Zombieland and think she'd fit into this crazy world just fine. http:///img401/9108/julieg.jpg

Whit: Woody Harrelson. He's bringing the creepy, crazy I need. http:///img23/7869/whitspradlin.jpg

Mustapha: Terry Crews. The teddy bear trapped in the Terminator's body. He stole the every scene he had in White Chicks. http:///img89/3829/mustaphakhann.png

Miss Cleo: Queen Latifa. She's AWESOME! http:///img560/4224/misscleo.jpg

Special Guest Stars: I'm a total child of the 70's & 80's and have a fond place in my heart for these ladies.

Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett as Eva Caroline Boudreaux http:///photo/my-images/851/oldsookie.jpg/

Marion Ross aka Mrs. Cunningham as Ruby Jean Harding http:///img52/6294/oldclaudine.jpg

Shirley Jones aka Mrs. Partridge as Cecelia Ann Walker http:///img845/9567/claudineindisguise.jpg